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Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:02:18 No.2864204 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2864602 >>2865079

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:03:38 No.2864212 Report

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Get in lads we're exploring the universe for the who knows how many times

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:07:25 No.2864263 Report

Quoted By: >>2864285

Last time:
*the ship flies in between the gigantic skyscrapers covered I'm hanging gardens, lazily avoiding the bridges that link them together and over waterways linking the the archipelagos giant oceans. It's an odd sight seeing a damaged cruiser flying through mega city. The ship eventually makes it to a colossal circular pit going deep into the ground, lined with docks to fit cruisers and the like. Eventually the ship floats into it's and arms come out of the walls to hold it.*

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:09:04 No.2864281 Report

Quoted By: >>2864309

::[welcome to /c/]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:09:22 No.2864285 Report

Quoted By: >>2864336

>>2864263
Wow what a nice place to bad some alien fucking impregenated me

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:12:05 No.2864309 Report

Quoted By: >>2864313

>>2864281
Au please scan me so i know what I'm impregnated with

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:12:25 No.2864313 Report

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>>2864309
*ai

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:13:57 No.2864323 Report

Quoted By: >>2864352

It'll take some time for the ship to get repaired and the crew replaced, so we have some time to relax. I've been saving up service credits so I'm going to buy a motorbike, a sword, a 5 star hotel and some cute anime girls

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:15:09 No.2864336 Report

Quoted By: >>2864352 >>2864404 >>2864419

>>2864285
::[some sort of biological lifeform sir]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:17:01 No.2864352 Report

Quoted By: >>2864420

>>2864323
Sure have fun I'm gonna upgrade my sword and maybe the go to the beach also did you hear what happen last time about the alien and impregnating?
>>2864336
Really? I tHoGhT iT WAs a RobOt

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:23:56 No.2864404 Report

Quoted By: >>2864419 >>2864438

>>2864336
I need a status report

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:26:02 No.2864419 Report

Quoted By: >>2864434

>>2864336
>>2864404
Did we finally get rid of the ectoplasmatic plague?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:26:11 No.2864420 Report

Quoted By: >>2864434

>>2864352
Isn't that sword a family heirloom? Also know very little about your infection sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/zOIq09p Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:26:52 No.2864422 Report

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Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:28:08 No.2864434 Report

Quoted By: >>2864448

>>2864420
It is I just want it to be upgraded since it is getting old and thank god you don't know what happened
>>2864419
Yes we did doc

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:29:13 No.2864438 Report

Quoted By: >>2864459

>>2864404
The ship will be fully repaired in the period of 4 to 7 days so a status report shouldn't be nessisary

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:30:19 No.2864448 Report

Quoted By: >>2864468

>>2864434
Do you remember how? while you are at telling me the story, I'm going to check something to drink, my throat's as dry as the Parmana Desert

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:31:13 No.2864459 Report

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>>2864438
Ok then we'll we have nothing to do for now until it gets repaired did not think it would take that long but oh well

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:32:14 No.2864468 Report

Quoted By: >>2864484

>>2864448
Wait witch one?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:33:36 No.2864484 Report

Quoted By: >>2864500

>>2864468
I want you, Captain, to tell me how we finished the ectoplasmatic polizon that was pestering our cargo

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:34:52 No.2864500 Report

Quoted By: >>2864521

>>2864484
We asked the janitor to deal with it

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:35:22 No.2864504 Report

Quoted By: >>2864521 >>2864526

We can talk more somewhere else, let's go to a bar with a view

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:35:49 No.2864508 Report

Quoted By: >>2864521

reporting in captain

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:36:09 No.2864514 Report

Quoted By: >>2864521 >>2864582

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:36:55 No.2864520 Report

Quoted By: >>2864526 >>2864543

the ectoplasm is gone now

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:37:05 No.2864521 Report

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>>2864508
>>2864514
Hello there, fellow tripulants
>>2864500
>>2864504
let's go

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:37:57 No.2864526 Report

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>>2864504
Sure lead the way any of you guys wanna join us?
>>2864520
Yo there seems to be a xenomorph hive in the bathroom can you deal with it? After that you can take a break while the ship repairs

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:39:37 No.2864543 Report

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>>2864520
It is not of amusement to me but it's my duty to report that you will cease to produce sperm in the next two years
unless we do the designated surgery to cure the phantasmagori e.coli that live inside your scrotum

bonerjamz

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bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:39:44 No.2864545 Report

Quoted By: >>2864572

Hi, I'd like to enlist into the group. I'm human.
pic is me

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:40:05 No.2864550 Report

Quoted By: >>2864572

In my 27 years of sanitation I've seen far worse than pesky xenomorphs, it is gone now

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:41:57 No.2864572 Report

Quoted By: >>2864582 >>2864901

>>2864545
I don't think janitor is hpgoing to like you
>>2864550
What have you seen?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:42:44 No.2864582 Report

Quoted By: >>2864632

>>2864572
*not
>>2864514
Hello we are having a bit of a vacation right now

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:42:55 No.2864585 Report

Quoted By: >>2864599 >>2864610

Ok, let's go
*we all get into the rover and drive it into a giant lift, which takes us to what looks like a bus port. The electric engine whirrs and we start driving through the city*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:44:12 No.2864599 Report

Quoted By: >>2864607 >>2864622

>>2864585
what are you doing, this is the Chinatown!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H5dl0jrK Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:44:29 No.2864602 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864204
alright whats with all the autist LARP threads on bant lately

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:44:56 No.2864607 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864599
We can get some ramen

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:45:06 No.2864610 Report

Quoted By: >>2864633 >>2864640

>>2864585
It'll take us like 20 minutes to get to the destination, I don't know my way around the city and the hologps is confused.

Actually where do we want to go

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:45:30 No.2864616 Report

Quoted By: >>2864633 >>2864640

when billions die in planetary genocides there tends to be a mess left over and some one has to clean them up

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:46:10 No.2864622 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864599
We're in /c/, this place is populated by weeb.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:47:04 No.2864632 Report

Quoted By: >>2864640

>>2864582
a vacation on the planet of /c/'s empire?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:47:04 No.2864633 Report

Quoted By: >>2864672 >>2864693

>>2864610
I know a club, let me drive
>>2864616
very insightful

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:47:36 No.2864640 Report

Quoted By: >>2864693

>>2864610
To a bar in the lower city
Where the smugglers are
>>2864616
This is why I got you to be the janitor
>>2864632
Yes

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:49:52 No.2864672 Report

Quoted By: >>2864697 >>2864711

>>2864633
What type of club?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UjTpUZDB Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:51:09 No.2864690 Report

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:51:20 No.2864693 Report

Quoted By: >>2864705 >>2864711

>>2864633
>>2864640
You guys have a way different idea of a good time than me, I was going upper city 12, here, take the wheel. Be careful, I don't think these roads are designed for rovers.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:51:29 No.2864697 Report

Quoted By: >>2864710 >>2864711

>>2864672
a night club

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:52:28 No.2864705 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864693
Actually I think we're underground

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:53:02 No.2864710 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864697
a night club?
what food do they got there?
im fucking starving

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:53:03 No.2864711 Report

Quoted By: >>2864719 >>2864725 >>2864751

>>2864672
>>2864693
>>2864697
and here we are, this place is made perfectly to forget all the stressful part of being a cosmonaut

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:53:49 No.2864719 Report

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>>2864711
Seems cool let's grab a seat

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:54:40 No.2864725 Report

Quoted By: >>2864740 >>2864758

>>2864711
Well I guess it does have a view... I'm getting drinks, keep the table

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:55:11 No.2864731 Report

Quoted By:

agreed

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:55:59 No.2864740 Report

Quoted By: >>2864763 >>2864767

>>2864725
Hey you see those sketchy guys over there? I'm gonna see if I can have a bit of fun
*walks over*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:56:42 No.2864751 Report

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>>2864711
I guess this massive undercity explains the large population of an archipelago world

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:57:02 No.2864758 Report

Quoted By: >>2864787

>>2864725
can we get some food too?
im very fuckin hungry right now

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:57:34 No.2864763 Report

Quoted By: >>2864777

>>2864740
captain what in the fuck are you doing

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:58:02 No.2864767 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864740
*sips cosmic cocktail, looking intently*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Thu 09 Nov 2017 23:59:06 No.2864777 Report

Quoted By: >>2864798 >>2864837

>>2864763
Doing what I used to do back in military school
*takes a seat with them*
Hello gentlemen how are you guys doing this fine evening?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:00:09 No.2864787 Report

Quoted By: >>2864804

>>2864758
just wave at the waitress, I recommend you the Ferz Salad it has many condiments that are only grown in this planet

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:01:09 No.2864798 Report

Quoted By: >>2864815 >>2864830

>>2864777
You guys got my back right?
*waves at waitress*
A drink on me gentlemen

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:01:59 No.2864804 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864787
oooooooo
sounds like some good shit
*waves at waiter nearby*
hey, can i get the Ferz Salad along with some buffalo wings if you have them?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:02:19 No.2864812 Report

Quoted By: >>2864836

(this xenoburger is fucking incredible)

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:02:35 No.2864815 Report

Quoted By: >>2864834

>>2864798
yes captain...

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:03:46 No.2864828 Report

Quoted By: >>2864848

*silently drinking absinthe*

Random guy

Random guy ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:03:51 No.2864830 Report

Quoted By: >>2864849

>>2864798
Uhh, what are you doing at our table

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:03:58 No.2864834 Report

Quoted By: >>2864849

>>2864815
Why you so nervous?
Ok on second thought I think these guys are the yakuza
Ok gentleman men I heard you have the stuff pass it quickly

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:04:01 No.2864836 Report

Quoted By: >>2864857

>>2864812
>xenoburger
>xeno
waitasec
is that burger made out of xeno meat?
like the xenos that tried to fuckin kill us?

Romeo

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Romeo ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:04:05 No.2864837 Report

Quoted By: >>2864849

>>2864777
*one of them looks up at you, a short bulky robot*
say, who the fuck are you?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:04:36 No.2864848 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864828
*disapproving glance*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:04:49 No.2864849 Report

Quoted By: >>2864878

>>2864830
>>2864837
This>>2864834

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:05:13 No.2864854 Report

Quoted By: >>2864865 >>2864872 >>2864877

*kills the crew and crashes ship into the """white utopia""" killing all white people in the world

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:05:40 No.2864857 Report

Quoted By: >>2864884

>>2864836
Yep, the blood of your enemy is the greatest cuisine

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:05:44 No.2864858 Report

Quoted By:

>not tasting this 5dimensional steak
plebians, they've always existed, and they will always exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:06:19 No.2864865 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864854
pic also related

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:06:40 No.2864872 Report

Quoted By: >>2864883

>>2864854

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:07:23 No.2864877 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864854
>be filthy rebel
>get shot

Romeo

Romeo ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:07:34 No.2864878 Report

Quoted By: >>2864898

>>2864849
*He pulls you by the neck of the shirt*
Oh no no, you dont just come at my table like that . Now answer meaty, who the fuck are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:07:51 No.2864883 Report

Quoted By: >>2864915

>>2864872
*stops bullets*
You're on my ship whiteboi

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:07:52 No.2864884 Report

Quoted By: >>2864912

>>2864857
>*Bloody PTSD Flashback*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:09:02 No.2864898 Report

Quoted By: >>2864935 >>2864957

>>2864878
*gets out of grasp*
Ok here it is
*hands over a bunch of credits*
Now pass me the shit quick

bonerjamz

bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:09:09 No.2864901 Report

Quoted By: >>2864906 >>2864915

>>2864572
shit

also guys what job do I have

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:10:14 No.2864906 Report

Quoted By: >>2864913

>>2864901
We need a technical officer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Former Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Former Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:10:24 No.2864908 Report

Quoted By: >>2864915 >>2864919

You guys remember me? You left me in the Faggot system on a refuel. I just got done sucking every last dick on the planet as penance. I told you it wasn't a good idea for me to be there. Do I still have a job on this ship or should I just switch careers entirely? Been considering bartending. Seems pretty chill.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:11:01 No.2864912 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864884
oh no, not this shit again, he's remembering how he cleaned liters of Zgmundë blood off the main turret, 5 years ago when those pesky blue men tried to assault the ship in a port

bonerjamz

bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:11:05 No.2864913 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864906
aight call me mobutu

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:11:22 No.2864915 Report

Quoted By: >>2864934 >>2864959

>>2864901
Whatever job you think you want kinda need more pilot
>>2864883
>Dies cause this not the fucking matrix
>>2864908
Yeah you do and also we kinda forgot about you after the xenomophs

nigga

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nigga ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:11:49 No.2864919 Report

Quoted By: >>2864959

>>2864908
you gonna suck dick now and for eva

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:11:57 No.2864920 Report

Quoted By:

Well this is going to shit

*chambers SpaceMauser*
*sips*

nigga

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nigga ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:12:57 No.2864934 Report

Quoted By: >>2864939

>>2864915
i used magic :^)

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:12:59 No.2864935 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864898
Quickly fuckers don't have all day

bonerjamz

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bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:13:32 No.2864937 Report

Quoted By:

*I start installing the latest versions of java and adobe flash to ensure safety*
pic is me at spacejail (tour photo, no criminal background)

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:13:43 No.2864939 Report

Quoted By: >>2864950 >>2864951

>>2864934
Sorry to crush your dreams but magic does not exist

bonerjamz

bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:14:20 No.2864950 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864939
fuck my voodoo idol is broken because of your colonial thought we wuz kangz im albino albino lives matter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:14:32 No.2864951 Report

Quoted By: >>2864974

>>2864939
space magic (science)

Romeo

Romeo ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:15:04 No.2864957 Report

Quoted By: >>2864967 >>2864974 >>2864977

>>2864898
*he looks at the credits and then back at you*
I dont to deals with people i dont know
*he taps his cigar making the ash land of the pile of credits*
Now lets try again
*He holds up a laser tommy gun with the word "Juliet" engrabed on the handle*
How about you introduce yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:15:10 No.2864959 Report

Quoted By: >>2864963

>>2864915
neat, I'll just be rearranging my bunk... I've seen enough of this planet

>>2864919
hey, $20 is $20

bonerjamz

bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:15:58 No.2864963 Report

Quoted By: >>2864983

>>2864959
do you need the latest version of gf simulator installed?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:16:38 No.2864967 Report

Quoted By: >>2865002

hey, is this the guy I had to enlarge the penis years before I joiend the space crew?>>2864957

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:16:43 No.2864968 Report

Quoted By: >>2864977 >>2865002

> *breaks absinthe bottle*
> *stabs Romeo in the abdomen*
> *disemboweled*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:17:25 No.2864974 Report

Quoted By: >>2865002 >>2865029

>>2864951
So if science? Hey we could use you wanna join the crew we have free connection to hentainhaven
>>2864957
I'm your death
*shoots him with silenced pistol*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:17:56 No.2864977 Report

Quoted By: >>2864998 >>2865003

>>2864957
>>2864968
welp
fuck this shit
*runs out of nightclub while holding the salad and buffalo wings i ordered*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:18:10 No.2864983 Report

Quoted By: >>2864988

>>2864963
Nah, I prefer the older versions. The glitches are kinda endearing. Appreciate the offer though.

bonerjamz

bonerjamz ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:18:52 No.2864988 Report

Quoted By: >>2864999 >>2865003

The ship's reactor needs new coolant.

>>2864983
Ok, I'll install pornhub on the coffee machine then.

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:20:07 No.2864998 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864977
> crying blood covered
>follows co captain

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:20:11 No.2864999 Report

Quoted By: >>2865012

>>2864988
Oh, I did that my first day. It's just hidden behind a pin code. It's 1111, just like the fridge and the bridge consoles.

Romeo ( a fucking robot )

Romeo ( a fucking robot ) ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:20:23 No.2865002 Report

Quoted By: >>2865015 >>2865021

>>2864967
Im literally a fucking robot, i-
>>2864968
Im made out of met-
>>2864974
*bullet bounces off his metal body*
...
*flips the table over, and starts shooting at everyone with his tommy gun*
STUPID FUCKING MEAT BAGS!

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:20:30 No.2865003 Report

Quoted By: >>2865012 >>2865020

>>2864977
Get back here or I will personally shoot you
>>2864988
Very important addition

mobutu the whiteskin (formerly bonerjamz)

mobutu the whiteskin (formerly bonerjamz) ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:21:29 No.2865012 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864999
Oh shit thanks.

>>2865003

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:21:56 No.2865015 Report

Quoted By: >>2865036 >>2865044

>>2865002
*Hides behind another flipped table*
Ever heard of ap rounds?
*fires with assault rifle with ap*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:22:41 No.2865020 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865003
OK FINE
BUT I STILL NEED TO EAT MY SALAD AND WINGS

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:22:44 No.2865021 Report

Quoted By: >>2865038 >>2865040

>>2865002
Holy shit you guys are bad
*stands up*
*sip*
*aims and firesvSpaceMauser before dodgerolling behind cover*

Commander Shephard

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Commander Shephard ID:xc6u8XWe Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:23:09 No.2865023 Report

Quoted By: >>2865035 >>2865038 >>2865040

Commander Shephard here, in the name of the UUPF, we are confiscating your ship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:23:57 No.2865029 Report

Quoted By:

>>2864974
>free connection to hentai haven
lol

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:24:01 No.2865031 Report

Quoted By:

the fuck is going on?
im just trying to get credits so i can buy a spaceranch and raise an army of inbred albino spaceniggers

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:24:41 No.2865035 Report

Quoted By: >>2865047 >>2865058

>>2865023
fuck off shepard
me and my crew had already fixed up the ship
yknow what
*puts food aside*
*picks you up and throws you at romeo*

Romeo ( a fucking robot )

Romeo ( a fucking robot ) ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:24:57 No.2865036 Report

Quoted By: >>2865050

>>2865015
*gets cover behind the table*
That old piece of garbage technology? Yeah!
Have you heard of me fucking your mom say?
*Fires with the laser tommygun as his henchmen open fire as well*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:25:11 No.2865038 Report

Quoted By: >>2865058

>>2865023
>>2865021
why don't you suck my cock dude

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:25:29 No.2865040 Report

Quoted By: >>2865047 >>2865058 >>2865066

>>2865023
You have no permission to do so we have legally parked here and also doing so will cause a war and you will get arrested for starting that war and most likely be executed
>>2865021
I'm trying ok?
*continue firing ap rounds*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:25:55 No.2865044 Report

Quoted By: >>2865050 >>2865066

>>2865015
*shouting* I think we should leave captin

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:26:07 No.2865045 Report

Quoted By: >>2865049

new policy for the porn usage. all gay porn is censored with netnanny and we'll contact spacejesus and spacegod for you to go to spacehell

Romeo ( a fucking robot )

Romeo ( a fucking robot ) ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:26:37 No.2865047 Report

Quoted By: >>2865054

>>2865035
Fucking! TAKE YOUR BAG OF BONES BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM! *throws shepard at the mobutu*
>>2865040
*continues firing*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JQk5tY9G Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:26:49 No.2865049 Report

Quoted By: >>2865053

>>2865045
this is good imo

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:26:57 No.2865050 Report

Quoted By: >>2865055 >>2865066

>>2865036
/c/ law enforcement comes in
EVERYONE FREEZE
>>2865044
This is the most fun I had in years

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:27:45 No.2865053 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865049
also watching gay porn CAN be allowed if 20 spacecredits per video or gallery for doujin yaoi

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:28:15 No.2865054 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865047
you're a cyborg (male)
*hides behind a collumn*
*walks stealthly to the exit door*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:28:16 No.2865055 Report

Quoted By: >>2865089

>>2865050
well shit
*puts hands up*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xc6u8XWe Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:28:40 No.2865058 Report

Quoted By: >>2865072 >>2865089

>>2865035
>>2865038
>>2865040

*takes ship with squadron of peace enforcers, slaughters everyone inside*

It was fun, faggots.

Romeo ( a fucking robot )

Romeo ( a fucking robot ) ID:rDeVz6EN Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:29:31 No.2865066 Report

Quoted By: >>2865089

>>2865044
>>2865040
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YER MOM CAPPY!
>>2865050
shit! the /c/unts *one of his henchmen grabs a table and throws it at the cops, the other henchmen, romeo and him make the escape trough the back door, not before shooting the captian on the knee*
(afk for now)

Dikembe The Head Janitor

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Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:29:39 No.2865069 Report

Quoted By: >>2865085

> fucked up on absinthe
>Actually stabbed the salad and wings
and is currently covered in buffalo sauce sobbing insanely in the corner while shoot out occurs

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:29:53 No.2865070 Report

Quoted By:

also all trap shit is banned

Police

Police ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:30:03 No.2865071 Report

Quoted By:

"STOP SHOOTING GOD DAMMIT"

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:30:04 No.2865072 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865058
oi m8
*throws commander shepard at you*

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:30:49 No.2865079 Report

Quoted By: >>2865089 >>2865095

>>2864204
Just woke up again lads, can I get a sitrep?

Police

Police ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:31:14 No.2865082 Report

Quoted By:

*they chase him and leave the bar*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:31:23 No.2865085 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865069
after this i can buy a drink for you to calm down your nerves

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:32:05 No.2865089 Report

Quoted By: >>2865098

>>2865055
Don't have to they are on our side
>>2865058
/C/ law enforcement see ps you using unauthorized force and take your ship and open fire on you for harming an important ally
>>2865066
Fuck you MEDIC
>>2865079
Umm shits going down

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:32:14 No.2865090 Report

Quoted By: >>2865098 >>2865104 >>2865106

Ok I want a status report, everyone ok? We should leave before the popo return

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:32:40 No.2865094 Report

Quoted By: >>2865106 >>2865127 >>2865141

**Alien Baby will be born in 24-48 rp hours**

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:32:43 No.2865095 Report

Quoted By: >>2865105

>>2865079
You're gonna want to stay on the ship, sir.

I'm making gluten-free porn if you're interested.

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:32:47 No.2865096 Report

Quoted By: >>2865106

I'm going to close the doors and leave myself if you don't get here quick. I'm bored as fuck.

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:33:17 No.2865098 Report

Quoted By: >>2865106 >>2865107 >>2865113

>>2865090
motherfucker you are the popo

>>2865089
so the plumbing is working fine. Anywhere i need to swing a wrench?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TVDpw5h Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:33:50 No.2865104 Report

Quoted By: >>2865127

>>2865090
captain, i shit my pants again
also, what's that giant shadow coming towards us, sir? it makes me distinctly uncomfortable.
that's all *salutes*

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:33:52 No.2865105 Report

Quoted By: >>2865110

>>2865095
that's not union sanctioned so you better not be doing it on the clock

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:34:01 No.2865106 Report

Quoted By: >>2865127

>>2865090
It's ok they won't arrest us since we were taking on criminals so we're good kinda sad I did not get any contraband though
>>2865094
Fuck
>>2865098
Yeah we're good for now
>>2865096
Ok here is what you can do take a bunch of the space weed and get fucking stoned

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:34:11 No.2865107 Report

Quoted By: >>2865127

>>2865098
The reactor needs coolant and the muffler bearing is loose.

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:34:40 No.2865110 Report

Quoted By: >>2865190

>>2865105
We have a UNION!?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:34:55 No.2865113 Report

Quoted By: >>2865149

>>2865098
Well you see captain, bant and c have a non aggression pact, they're still able to arrest us for disturbing the peace and suspicion of purchasing drugs.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:34:56 No.2865115 Report

Quoted By: >>2865126 >>2865149

*slides into the rover*
Okay, everyone that has left the Night club report

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:36:12 No.2865126 Report

Quoted By: >>2865146

>>2865115
Wait for me!
*jumps through open window*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:36:20 No.2865127 Report

Quoted By: >>2865141 >>2865143 >>2865149 >>2865171

>>2865094
>>2865106
uhh
how are we going to handle your pregnancy?
>>2865107
get the engineering team to solve those issues then
>>2865104
giant shadow?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ce4ODKrp Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:37:02 No.2865134 Report

Quoted By: >>2865149

advanced k9 unit reporting in

awaiting commands

>command me mmmmm

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:37:27 No.2865141 Report

Quoted By: >>2865158

>>2865094
if it's female it's my sex slave

>>2865127
i'm working on it with the engineer.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:37:42 No.2865143 Report

Quoted By: >>2865153 >>2865162

>>2865127
We should be more worried about the now of the situation, I think we get into the rover and go to a hospital. Quickish.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:37:47 No.2865146 Report

Quoted By: >>2865156 >>2865157

>>2865126
where is the rest of the crew?

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:03 No.2865148 Report

Quoted By: >>2865160 >>2865162 >>2865170 >>2865182

*comes out of nowhere*
reporting in

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:06 No.2865149 Report

Quoted By: >>2865162

>>2865113
Oh fuck well... t
We got away and the cops down here are pretty corrupt so let's go to the upper city
>>2865115
I'm here
>>2865127
If I abort it it will impregnate someone else so let it be born then Kill it
>>2865134
Sniff the ship for explosives

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:25 No.2865153 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865143
no hospital. we have an autodoc. we need to save the credits

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:41 No.2865156 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865146
Well janitor me and co captain and guard captain are here so that's everyone in the nightclub

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:44 No.2865157 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865146
They're on leave until the ship is repaired

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineering Bay Intern ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:38:59 No.2865158 Report

Quoted By: >>2865179 >>2865180 >>2865182

>>2865141
Technically I'm not an engineer yet but I'm working on my resume.

Think I handled the muffler bearing, it only runs pornhub at about 15 fps though

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:39:20 No.2865160 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865148
Where did you... Welcome back sir

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:39:25 No.2865162 Report

Quoted By: >>2865179 >>2865180 >>2865184

>>2865149
No worries captain, I will be on charge of that
>>2865148
>>2865143
are we ready? can we get out of this mess?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:39:57 No.2865170 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865148
you alright now?
err
i think you have buffalo sauce all over your clothes...

idiot in space

idiot in space ID:9TVDpw5h Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:40:00 No.2865171 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865127
haha nevermind i just had my eyes closed

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:40:19 No.2865173 Report

Quoted By: >>2865179

*over universal comms* everyone in?? *

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:40:58 No.2865179 Report

Quoted By: >>2865182 >>2865193 >>2865208

>>2865158
Seems legit your now an engineer
Report to engineer chief
>>2865162
Let it be born then kill it
>>2865173
Yup

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:41:15 No.2865180 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865162
lets just leave now
>>2865158
>muffler bearing
>running pornhub
how in the fuck

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:41:17 No.2865182 Report

Quoted By: >>2865197

>>2865148
we're going to get along well, but i'm albino

>>2865158
the fuck? the muffler bearing is supposed to be a xinghao, it can't run pornhub. they used a fake

>>2865179
i'll take care of the alien

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:41:31 No.2865184 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865162
Floor it hukto.

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:42:31 No.2865190 Report

Quoted By: >>2865208

>>2865110
ship's engineers? of course we do.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:42:41 No.2865193 Report

Quoted By: >>2865205

*rover takes off*
>>2865179
I'll give you some painkillers once we get into the space ship

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:43:09 No.2865197 Report

Quoted By: >>2865200

>>2865182
Is it really an alien? I mean it was kinda paranormal also should I really kill it? It is still going to be a baby

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:43:37 No.2865200 Report

Quoted By: >>2865219

>>2865197
I'll keep it as a pet in my room.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:44:11 No.2865205 Report

Quoted By: >>2865230 >>2865231

>>2865193
We don't need to as I said the cops down there are corrupt so just go the upper city's we will be fine. Heard there's a pretty fancy restaurant let's check it

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:44:16 No.2865206 Report

Quoted By: >>2865217 >>2865219

Anybody know what repair the ship needs?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:44:24 No.2865208 Report

Quoted By: >>2865219 >>2865220

>>2865179
Aye sir!

>>2865190
So do I just pay my dues to you or how does this work

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:45:35 No.2865217 Report

Quoted By: >>2865232

>>2865206
I think the door is jammed open.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:45:37 No.2865219 Report

Quoted By: >>2865224 >>2865247

>>2865200
We don't need anymore pets we already have our mascot
Where is it?
>>2865206
No the people working on the landing pads will repair just train>>2865208
For now

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:45:40 No.2865220 Report

Quoted By: >>2865260

>>2865208
yeah, I file dues for the whole ship's engineering crew. that and since you're a junior you have to take orders from senior officers, senior engineers, and, obviously, myself, as I am you direct superior.

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:46:02 No.2865224 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865219
no seriously it won't bother you PLEASE I NEED IT

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:46:14 No.2865230 Report

Quoted By: >>2865267

>>2865205
Alright

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:46:17 No.2865231 Report

Quoted By: >>2865240 >>2865267

>>2865205
yeah lets go to a resturant
im still hungry

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:46:21 No.2865232 Report

Quoted By: >>2865242

>>2865217
"the door"? which portal is jammed?

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:46:53 No.2865240 Report

Quoted By: >>2865267

>>2865231
what do they serve

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:47:02 No.2865242 Report

Quoted By: >>2865257 >>2865260

>>2865232
no the door to my room is jammed open sorry for being too broad on that

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:47:44 No.2865247 Report

Quoted By: >>2865257 >>2865264 >>2865267

>>2865219
i have our mascot gemboi in my bag right now
oooooooooh shit he ate a hole through the bag and is now biting my leg
can someone get a crowbar?

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:48:35 No.2865257 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865242
I'll have jimmy wrench it

>>2865247
stand back and I'll give it a wrenching

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:48:36 No.2865258 Report

Quoted By: >>2865267 >>2865278

i'm actually going to go get a nice dinner in the city (not the same place that otto and his kids are going)

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:48:42 No.2865260 Report

Quoted By: >>2865276

>>2865220
Beats the fuck out of being an intern. At least now I don't have to put up with hazing from the janitorial unit.

>>2865242
did you try turning it off and on again?

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:49:15 No.2865264 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865247
on it sir

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:49:20 No.2865265 Report

Quoted By: >>2865273

*looks out the back of the rover for police, but ends uo being distracted by the lights and the activity and the city in general*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:49:23 No.2865267 Report

Quoted By: >>2865292 >>2865293

>>2865230
Cool seems legit hopefully those faggots don't come back
>>2865231
We are at one
>>2865240
High quality food this is our first time as well so all crew get over here
>>2865247
It's ok I go-FUCK STOP BITING ME
>>2865258
None of us are related though I think

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:50:01 No.2865273 Report

Quoted By: >>2865300

>>2865265
Pretty place ain't it?

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:50:07 No.2865276 Report

Quoted By: >>2865288

>>2865260
yeah engineering hazing is mostly grunt work and calculus. and being called jimmy. speaking of which jimmy, mobutu has a stuck door. go wrench it.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:50:13 No.2865278 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865258
Keked a little

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:50:51 No.2865285 Report

Quoted By: >>2865303 >>2865305 >>2865317

While you're at the restaurant, a heavily pregnant /c/ girl (Imagine some random anime girl) goes into labor at one of the tables.

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:00 No.2865288 Report

Quoted By: >>2865299

>>2865276
...consider it wrenched, sir.

>turns it off and back on again

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:19 No.2865292 Report

Quoted By: >>2865320

I just wanted to say that, you would make a great mother>>2865267

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:20 No.2865293 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865267
son of a bitch I'll go put on my satin coveralls and formal hardhat

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:34 No.2865297 Report

Quoted By:

I'm getting a barrel of sewer pickles to bring back to the ship with bottles of absinthe and bags of heroin to trade to the guys next stop over

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:44 No.2865299 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865288
see fellas, jimmy gets it.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:51:45 No.2865300 Report

Quoted By: >>2865320

>>2865273
Yea... It reminds me of Krieg... Except nicer in every way and less bodys.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:52:11 No.2865303 Report

Quoted By: >>2865312 >>2865320 >>2865328

>>2865285
oh shit
is there a doctor here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:52:31 No.2865305 Report

Quoted By: >>2865318

>>2865285
Void, apparently none of you are at the cafe

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:53:14 No.2865312 Report

Quoted By: >>2865351 >>2865451

>>2865303
I have a phd and a solid grasp of human anatomy.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:53:21 No.2865317 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865285
Doctor..?

*sips drink from previous bar, not a drop spilled*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:53:30 No.2865318 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865305
nvm

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:53:34 No.2865320 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865300
A lot less body's
>>2865303
We have a docter in the same table>>2865292
Also I'm a man and I already have a NEET son who is a waste and a disgrace

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:54:02 No.2865328 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865303
We have hukto

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:54:29 No.2865336 Report

Quoted By: >>2865347 >>2865348

point me, where's the lady?
*adjusts lenses*

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:54:57 No.2865339 Report

Quoted By: >>2865351

back, sewer pickles are 2 credits apiece.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:55:36 No.2865347 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865336
The lady would be at the table next to you, her water broken, panting heavily.

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:55:41 No.2865348 Report

Quoted By: >>2865360

>>2865336
i think she's getting tentacle raped rn, i left the restaurant but i snagged an egg

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:56:00 No.2865351 Report

Quoted By: >>2865374 >>2865376 >>2865380

>>2865312
>>2865339
*over comms*
You know if you want I could call you guys a taxi to get here

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:56:31 No.2865356 Report

Quoted By: >>2865360 >>2865364 >>2865371 >>2865383

Okay, here I come...
wait this reminds me of something

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:57:06 No.2865360 Report

Quoted By: >>2865387

>>2865348
Did you get away with it?
>>2865356
We don't need to know

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:57:21 No.2865364 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865356
*feels a sense of discomfort but can't tell why*

Dikembe The Head Janitor

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Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:57:55 No.2865371 Report

Quoted By: >>2865389

>>2865356
here are some supplies

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:58:01 No.2865374 Report

Quoted By: >>2865395

>>2865351
yes please i'll bring my custom blaster i made out of scrap in planet rwanda

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:qkt5Luf0 Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:58:07 No.2865376 Report

Quoted By: >>2865395

>>2865351
Oh you're already there? Sure

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:58:26 No.2865380 Report

Quoted By: >>2865395

>>2865351
Get me there. I grew up on a backwater planet and had to learn to deliver babies before I was old enough to buy mouthwash.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:58:26 No.2865381 Report

Quoted By:

*walks to bar* you sell swords?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:58:27 No.2865383 Report

Quoted By: >>2865394

>>2865356
who in the fuck

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:59:09 No.2865387 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865360
yes i did, i put it in an extremely secured canister.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:59:14 No.2865389 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865371
Thanks, Instrumentist

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:59:36 No.2865394 Report

Quoted By: >>2865405 >>2865408

>>2865383
Wait how many hours till my xeno kid gets born?
It's been a day

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 00:59:51 No.2865395 Report

Quoted By: >>2865405 >>2865414

>>2865374
>>2865376
>>2865380
*Space taxi arrives pre paided for being driven by Muhammad*

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:00:48 No.2865405 Report

Quoted By: >>2865418

>>2865395
thanks vro

>>2865394
according to me you're about to enter labor

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:00:59 No.2865408 Report

Quoted By: >>2865415 >>2865418

>>2865394
i think right now captain...
oh fuck
we are going to deal with 2 people that are going into labour arent we?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:01:33 No.2865414 Report

Quoted By: >>2865429

>>2865395
OH SHIT! Mo? I haven't seen you since your bachelor party!

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:01:54 No.2865415 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865408
OK so they don't sell swords

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:02:06 No.2865418 Report

Quoted By: >>2865448 >>2865451

>>2865405
>>2865408
Oh sh-
*bites lips in pain of labor*
Ok guys I'm going to the bathroom
*waddles to the bathroom*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:02:47 No.2865429 Report

Quoted By: >>2865469

>>2865414
Oh yes friend, I remember that day well!

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:02:48 No.2865430 Report

Quoted By: >>2865450 >>2865451

I can't do an orthodox procedure, the mother will die otherwise
I must do a c-section but I've got no quirurgical blades!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:04:13 No.2865448 Report

Quoted By: >>2865453 >>2865460

>>2865418
*the baby's coming out of your ass*

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:04:28 No.2865450 Report

Quoted By: >>2865470

>>2865430
*hands combat knife*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:04:32 No.2865451 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865418
ah shit
>>2865312 can you handle captain otto?
>>2865430
fine, you go take care of the lady

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:04:39 No.2865453 Report

Quoted By: >>2865458 >>2865460 >>2865461

>>2865448
gender?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:05:16 No.2865458 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865453
Species??

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:05:19 No.2865460 Report

Quoted By: >>2865477

>>2865448
*Goes into stall*
Nobody come in or I will shoot
>>2865453
ITS A FUCKING XENO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:05:20 No.2865461 Report

Quoted By: >>2865467 >>2865477

>>2865453
Nonbinary alien abomination due to lack of female host

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:05:45 No.2865467 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865461
good enough for a fleshlight

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:05:48 No.2865469 Report

Quoted By: >>2865480

>>2865429
Haha right on right on. Let's get this party movin' though, people need people pulled out of their people-makin parts. Tell Zynah I said hey!

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:06:01 No.2865470 Report

Quoted By: >>2865494

>>2865450
Well done, this will serve right

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:07:05 No.2865477 Report

Quoted By: >>2865490

>>2865460
>>2865461
xeno?
*loads pistol*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:07:10 No.2865480 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865469
Oh yes I find this fact very relateable, anyway you have arrived at your destination. Good seeing the friend of you friend.

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:07:48 No.2865489 Report

Quoted By:

since my fleshlight idea didn't work out, I hope the egg i stole contains something fuckable.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:08:00 No.2865490 Report

Quoted By: >>2865497 >>2865506 >>2865509 >>2865525

*walks out of bathroom mumbling somthing as you see a baby Zeno in mpottos hands*
>>2865477
Don't touch it

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:08:23 No.2865494 Report

Quoted By: >>2865506 >>2865518

>>2865470
Be careful, it has some xeno blood on it

{ha ha}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:08:35 No.2865497 Report

Quoted By: >>2865506

>>2865490
i dont have to touch it
i can just shoot it

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:09:32 No.2865506 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865490
*ottos
>>2865497
Hurt it and a bullet is going to be in your skull
>>2865494
I don't think it's a Xenomorph

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:09:40 No.2865509 Report

Quoted By:

>scrub in
>adjust glasses
>>2865490
>well this situation seems pretty much under control right now, why am I even here again?
>oh right, that /c/ girl...

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:10:37 No.2865518 Report

Quoted By: >>2865548

>>2865494
No problem, I have my transportable micro-medic-kit always with me, full of des-infectators, anaesthesia machine, and chocolate bar
>no quirurgical knives were found in there

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:11:00 No.2865525 Report

Quoted By: >>2865545 >>2865547

>>2865490
WHAT THE FUCK
*tries to load SpaceMauser but fumbles and it falls of the ground and I try to put all the bullets back in the clip*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:12:21 No.2865545 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865525
Don't hurt it it's mine now

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:12:31 No.2865547 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865525
**panicking**

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:12:36 No.2865548 Report

Quoted By: >>2865553 >>2865579

>>2865518
Due to the /c/ girl's lack of blood clotting, she's starting to bleed out.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:13:29 No.2865553 Report

Quoted By: >>2865560

>>2865548
What does the baby xeno look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:13:58 No.2865560 Report

Quoted By: >>2865569

>>2865553
A Squid Baby (As in the men in black one)

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:15:04 No.2865569 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865560
It's not that bad

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:15:21 No.2865573 Report

Quoted By:

update on the thing that's in the canister, the egg is swelling very much, i may have to open the canister to relieve the pressure.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:15:22 No.2865574 Report

Quoted By: >>2865583 >>2865594

>34 minutes* later
It's a boy, and it's strong, bu I must drive them to the nearest hospital. Mother needs to gain energies and the baby needs a proper treatment
don't count me in for a while

*minutes based on current planet time

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:15:39 No.2865579 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865548
Shit. She's retained the placenta. Who's got a spare screwdriver?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:16:18 No.2865583 Report

Quoted By: >>2865587 >>2865589 >>2865594

>>2865574
/c/ Ambulance arrives to take mother and child to hospital

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:17:21 No.2865587 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865583
oh... yeah that's probably better than what I was thinking

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:17:22 No.2865588 Report

Quoted By:

good luck, currently scared that the egg will crack now that it's outside of the canister.

Rabbi Zergerbaum

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Rabbi Zergerbaum ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:17:25 No.2865589 Report

Quoted By: >>2865602 >>2865608 >>2865613 >>2865624

>>2865583
not so fast

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:17:27 No.2865590 Report

Quoted By: >>2865596

We can't have a single moment of damn peace

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:18:09 No.2865594 Report

Quoted By: >>2865608

>>2865574
>>2865583
Now that's outta the way mind examining my squid child now doc?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:18:24 No.2865596 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865590
Nope

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:18:58 No.2865602 Report

Quoted By: >>2865608

>>2865589
punches out the jew
saves the baby's penis

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:20:03 No.2865608 Report

Quoted By: >>2865631

Somebody stop him>>2865589!
>>2865602
Much appreciated
>>2865594
Let's see it, what happened while I was absent?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:61IUb/ZK Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:20:24 No.2865613 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865589
Medic: Circumcisions are illegal in /c/ without mother's permission. And right now, she's unconcious"

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:21:30 No.2865624 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865589
Keked harder than I should of

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:22:12 No.2865631 Report

Quoted By: >>2865641 >>2865667 >>2865749

>>2865608
I had a squid kid like in men in black

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:23:16 No.2865641 Report

Quoted By: >>2865653

>>2865631
wait what?
from where did it exit?
is it alive? are you okay, captain?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:23:47 No.2865647 Report

Quoted By: >>2865669

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:24:27 No.2865653 Report

Quoted By: >>2865669

>>2865641
I don't wanna talk about it
Yes it's alive and seems to be healthy and yes I'm fine captain Otto

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:25:30 No.2865667 Report

Quoted By: >>2865692

>>2865631
Captin? Requesting permission to take leave?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:25:35 No.2865669 Report

Quoted By: >>2865692

>>2865647
yes, I saw the movie several times
>>2865653
I'm going to take a nap right now, too tired, then, we kill it

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:28:17 No.2865692 Report

Quoted By: >>2865739

>>2865667
Denied
>>2865669
See you tomorrow then doc and who said we are killing it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:30:54 No.2865734 Report

Quoted By: >>2865740 >>2865782

It's kinda cute. I'd have to repurpose one of the vacant barracks but I think I could have it safely quarantined for observation within a day or two.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:31:16 No.2865739 Report

Quoted By: >>2865782

>>2865692
Aww, I'd only be for like an hour

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:31:19 No.2865740 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865734
>forgot to use my name

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:31:54 No.2865749 Report

Quoted By: >>2865782

>>2865631
so what are you going to name your baby?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:32:22 No.2865755 Report

Quoted By:

*sips drink*

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:32:39 No.2865776 Report

Quoted By: >>2865790

egg thing hatched and it's an indescribable horror, need help identifying, on my back and chewing at the hydraulic harness release

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:32:55 No.2865782 Report

Quoted By: >>2865800 >>2865828

>>2865734
Good idea
>>2865739
Take the kid there then you can leave
>>2865749
Don't know any suggestions

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:33:51 No.2865790 Report

Quoted By: >>2865826 >>2865833

>>2865776
I think some guards are still on the ship

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:34:38 No.2865800 Report

Quoted By: >>2865821 >>2865841

>>2865782
You take the kid with me sir?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:36:29 No.2865821 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865800
You mean*

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:36:55 No.2865826 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865790
who needs a guard when you have a janitor

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:36:59 No.2865828 Report

Quoted By: >>2865840 >>2865841

>>2865782
I'm gonna call it Zynah. I'll get to work on its room right away.

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:37:27 No.2865833 Report

Quoted By: >>2865846 >>2865847

>>2865790
well shit it extended two limbs that looks like a hand and it is currently grabbing my arms

oh shit it is now extending another limb going on my dick wtf

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:38:14 No.2865840 Report

Quoted By: >>2865858

>>2865828
can we name it after our glorious king duke?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:38:15 No.2865841 Report

Quoted By: >>2865853

>>2865828
Ok then
>>2865800
I mean drop it off at the vacant barracks then you can leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:llB3UkwZ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:38:29 No.2865844 Report

Quoted By:

Ayy

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:38:49 No.2865846 Report

Quoted By: >>2865855

>>2865833
i'm being raped by an alien in space it is sitting on my dick help

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:39:01 No.2865847 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865833
jump on the hatched creature and wrestle it to the ground as it begins to suck your dick

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:39:26 No.2865851 Report

Quoted By:

I do think that, when our souls fly over seeing the Form of Things, the precise moment they see the Form of Nap; they can see the 2 hours sleep I just finished

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:39:30 No.2865853 Report

Quoted By: >>2865881

>>2865841
Yes sir, issue sir, we only have one car

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:39:41 No.2865855 Report

Quoted By: >>2865862

>>2865846
it feels cold and it aches
no feel good

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:40:07 No.2865858 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865840
Heh, not bad. Zynah Nukem it is.

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:40:47 No.2865862 Report

Quoted By: >>2865869

>>2865855
I got it off you, you should be fine now

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:40:48 No.2865863 Report

Quoted By: >>2865870

dikembe help the succ is too powerful to stop, my dick is about to burst

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:41:46 No.2865869 Report

Quoted By: >>2865879 >>2865892

>>2865862
it's still on me dipshit and i'm cumming inside of a newborn

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:41:48 No.2865870 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865863
(this is being played over the universal comms)

Dikembe The Head Janitor

Dikembe The Head Janitor ID:ooNJIGh/ Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:42:38 No.2865879 Report

Quoted By: >>2865893

>>2865869
well shit

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:42:43 No.2865881 Report

Quoted By: >>2865899

>>2865853
Just take it I will find some other way to get back

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:43:54 No.2865892 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865869
what the fuck

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:44:17 No.2865893 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865879
honestly it doesn't hurt anymore, might as well make the most of it and keep it for reasons, practically a fleshlight.

oh shit it's growing

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:44:26 No.2865895 Report

Quoted By:

We must save our albino cosmonaut, and right after eliminating the oviparous newborn: we have to erase some of mobutu's memory

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:45:01 No.2865899 Report

Quoted By: >>2865912

>>2865881
Yes sir
*grabs the slimy baby*
Holy hell this is disgusting
*makes a bag out of Cape and puts it onto it, throws bag over shoulder*

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:45:47 No.2865904 Report

Quoted By: >>2865939

no it's mine

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:46:22 No.2865912 Report

Quoted By: >>2865930 >>2865932

>>2865899
Tosses it into the back seat of the rover and drives off

mobutu the whiteskin

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mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:47:50 No.2865930 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865912
i'm in the ship you idiot voided

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:47:56 No.2865932 Report

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>>2865912
Treat it with care ITS STILL A BABY

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:48:31 No.2865939 Report

Quoted By: >>2865955

>>2865904
*I arrive back in the hanger and walk into the ship to find you*

What the fuck

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:50:03 No.2865952 Report

Quoted By: >>2865976 >>2866011

Man, this thing went off the rails real fuckin quick. I've almost got ZN's room ready, whenever you guys are done... fucking it

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:50:13 No.2865955 Report

Quoted By: >>2865976 >>2866001

>>2865939
do not remove, it's mine
science

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:51:25 No.2865965 Report

Quoted By:

I'll keep it as a travelling companion.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:52:50 No.2865976 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865955
Okey
>>2865952
I'll bring it in now

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:55:52 No.2866001 Report

Quoted By: >>2866022

>>2865955
Hey that's my alien kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:57:17 No.2866011 Report

Quoted By:

>>2865952
*tosses bag at*
I'm off to buy a new cape..

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 01:58:59 No.2866022 Report

Quoted By: >>2866037

>>2866001
You're confused. It's an egg I found.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:00:51 No.2866037 Report

Quoted By: >>2866046 >>2866047

>>2866022
There's one that I born and the one that you have that was born out of a egg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:02:05 No.2866046 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866037
Correct captin, I'mmmmm... Going to go now...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:02:13 No.2866047 Report

Quoted By: >>2866065 >>2866075

*grab*
I don't really know what kind of entertainment it'll want so I put in a small jungle gym, a TV, a SNES and a PC. And installed pornhub on everything just in case.

>>2866037
...wait, I need to make two rooms?
>fine
>ya'll fuckers lucky I didn't know I was union before tonight

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:03:27 No.2866065 Report

Quoted By: >>2866079 >>2866082

>>2866047
have you installed a good anti-virus software already?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:04:20 No.2866075 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866047
Good work sir

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:05:06 No.2866079 Report

Quoted By: >>2866084

>>2866065
Only on the SNES. Some of those viruses are brutal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:05:24 No.2866082 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866065
Have you installed gentoo

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:05:33 No.2866084 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866079
>Some of those viruses are brutal
I know right

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:06:02 No.2866091 Report

Quoted By: >>2866115 >>2866118

ok I'm out of that mess, I just took a shower after being raped by that thing. Where are we headed?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:xGCVHytl Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:06:29 No.2866095 Report

Quoted By: >>2866105

Ok I will be going now take care of my squid kid

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:07:49 No.2866105 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866095
*I abduct the squid kid and add it to my room to be raped by the abomination for science*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:08:45 No.2866115 Report

Quoted By: >>2866137

>>2866091
Well, senor blanco, by seniority it seems you have the bridge.

Where ARE we headed?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:08:52 No.2866118 Report

Quoted By: >>2866137

>>2866091
The ship still needs repairs and it'll take a couple of days, take leave and spend those service credits

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:11:13 No.2866137 Report

Quoted By: >>2866143 >>2866151 >>2866156 >>2866164

>>2866118
>>2866115
We're out to party then. Go buy some kangaroo meat, we're feasting.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:11:50 No.2866139 Report

Quoted By:

I'm going to buy a motorbike, a sword, a 5 star hotel and some cute anime girls

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:12:26 No.2866143 Report

Quoted By: >>2866150

>>2866137
This'll be sick

mobutu the whiteskin

mobutu the whiteskin ID:VJugbhPd Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:13:42 No.2866150 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866143
i actually am gonna play some vidya unfortunately (for you) and we can continue tomorrow

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:14:07 No.2866151 Report

Quoted By: >>2866174

>>2866137
>kangaroo meat
eww

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:X7df2/lj Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:14:46 No.2866156 Report

Quoted By: >>2866174

>>2866137
>kangaroo meat
I disaprove desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9xiMAiR Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:15:18 No.2866164 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866137
...Alright, I can get down with this.

I'm just gonna get as hammered as possible on the nine credits I have left from last time I worked on this ship. Payday can't possibly come soon enough...

(also checking out of the thread for the night)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:16:16 No.2866174 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866151
>>2866156
It's actually pretty good

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PDF Guard Captain ID:p1H1GAMW Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:17:42 No.2866189 Report

Quoted By: >>2866238

Also checking out, cya nerds

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:aefH67dl Fri 10 Nov 2017 02:23:04 No.2866238 Report

Quoted By:

>>2866189
cya

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