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itt: a typical day for a canadian
>wake up at 4:30 am
>sing canadian national anthem at 4:35 am
>bathe in maple syrup at 4:40 am
>eat leaves and maple syrup 4:50 am
>ice skate out igloo to go to work at 5 am
>leave work at 10 am due to injury
>go to a free health care clinic
>around noon you play hockey with your mates
>play until 5 pm
>gotta get home quickly to avoid freezing to death
>take a ride on your pet moose because it’s faster than ice skating
>get mauled by a black bear on your way back
>wake up at 4:30 am
>sing canadian national anthem at 4:35 am
>bathe in maple syrup at 4:40 am
>eat leaves and maple syrup 4:50 am
>ice skate out igloo to go to work at 5 am
>leave work at 10 am due to injury
>go to a free health care clinic
>around noon you play hockey with your mates
>play until 5 pm
>gotta get home quickly to avoid freezing to death
>take a ride on your pet moose because it’s faster than ice skating
>get mauled by a black bear on your way back
