America is a dumb and mean guy who bullies smaller countries
Canada is a female and America fucks her
Russia is a big and scary guy
Japan is a trap
Germany is a bossy guy who wants other European countries to obey him
France is a dumb slut who follows him around
Sweden is a huge faggot
Israel is rich, spoiled kid who bullies other countries in the Middle East and manipulates America to do what he wants
Brazil is violent, loud and obnoxious guy
China is a small but strong, other countries respect him
Argentina is a pretty girl
Should I write more?