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Stories.

ID:B+KmB3bu No.2873485 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'll start it off (only true stories)

>be me
>12
>school has conduct card system
>6 bad marks and detention
>lunch time bois
>spraying water everywhere
>in view of teacher
>teach walks up
>"anon, i saw you do that 4 times"
>never mention anything about my brahs also doing it
>get 6 bad marks and lunch detention for rest of week
>ohshit.jpg
the next day
>have to go to alfreton for an autism thing on thursday
>have to hand in a letter to go
>feels like a get out of jail free card
>at school
>issued detention on thursday in tutor time
>used get out of jail free card
>ohyes.jpg
>still have lunch time detention so i can't hang out with my brahs
next day
>go to hospital
>doctor asks me questions about how i feel after being diagnosed with autism and other general questions
>go back home and drink pepsi and eat some strawberry pencils
next day
>go back to school
>tutor time
>dude who checks conduct cards looks at mine that clearly has 6 bad marks
>turns back over
>mfw