>>2873945Plan A: Ask a well dressed citizen if they may direct me to the nearest US Embassy. Take public transportation to embassy while being prepared to explain my situation to local transit authorities. Arrive at US Embassy and request assistance in obtaining temporary passport to return to Homeland. Make collect call to family to arrange air fair. Make arrangements to stay at embassy until flight claiming political asylum as a US citizen. Arrive home and continue my pursuit of the American dream, doing my best to subvert zionist communism while furthering my career in the field of STEM and stockpiling supplies and ammunition.
Plan B: Obtain knife. Find local drug dealer. Put the squeeze on him for info on local mob boss. Convince local mob boss to hire me as an enforcer, make a point to to bash loudest mouthed lackey within first week to show my dominance to the cartel. Learn Polish to better serve the cartel and act as a translator for international deals. Fall in love with 20 y/o Polish blood prostitute and marry her in first month, large orthodox wedding with the boys. Convince cartel boss to stockpile arms, ammunition, and supplies for the impending Juden instigated UN backed WW3 gun grab. Train with cartel enforcers in gorilla tactics and marksmanship. Lead Poland militia in blitzkrieg against untrained UN forces. Polish independence from UN secured in first month of incursion. Breed Polish hotty to birth many Irish/Polish sons to rebuild the future of Poland and secure the future of my people.
