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ITT: /bant/ works in an office building

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:08:37 No.2878835 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:poDWlwFH Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:09:47 No.2878847 Report

Quoted By: >>2878863 >>2879205 >>2879840

WHO THE FUCK FINISHED ALL THE COFFEE WITHOUT MAKING A FRESH POT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:10:46 No.2878863 Report

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>>2878847
Not me, I got Redbull to get me through all of this paperwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2+CnsXof Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:11:40 No.2878872 Report

Quoted By: >>2879208

If only people bought faggots. This company could ease into the black by selling OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIYiOuGx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:12:47 No.2878884 Report

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Hey guys working hard or hardly working

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:12:53 No.2878886 Report

Quoted By: >>2878900 >>2879208

WHO SHAT IN THE FAX MACHINE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIYiOuGx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:13:21 No.2878895 Report

Quoted By: >>2878914

can you check my quads guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:13:43 No.2878900 Report

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>>2878886
Not me, swamped with paperwork because I was sick for a while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dlJ1IIQe Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:14:50 No.2878914 Report

Quoted By: >>2878921

>>2878895
they look ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIYiOuGx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:15:27 No.2878921 Report

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>>2878914
Thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sudqcFmh Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:18:16 No.2879205 Report

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>>2878847
Who smoked all my joints without rolling another ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:djtF5gt6 Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:18:26 No.2879208 Report

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>>2878886
Was this guy>>2878872
He drank all the coffe and shat in the fax machine
¬◡¬

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r9CIswdx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:20:54 No.2879231 Report

Quoted By: >>2879259

This office sucks

CEO GREENBLATT

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CEO GREENBLATT ID:AccETDLm Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:23:26 No.2879255 Report

Quoted By: >>2879263 >>2879265 >>2879275

You goys are alright.

I'm giving the whole office a $0.01 raise for being such good obedient goyim

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:23:54 No.2879259 Report

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>>2879231
Ikr, at least I'm not cleaning the place up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlJ1IIQe Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:24:08 No.2879263 Report

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>>2879255
awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:24:28 No.2879265 Report

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>>2879255
....A PENNY? WHY YOU LITTLE--

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r9CIswdx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:25:14 No.2879275 Report

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>>2879255
Fug you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p8BojK43 Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:52:03 No.2879562 Report

Quoted By: >>2879625 >>2879675 >>2879760

Hey, anyone wanna hang out by the water cooler?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIYiOuGx Sat 11 Nov 2017 01:57:57 No.2879625 Report

Quoted By: >>2879675

>>2879562
Sure
*sips water*
Wonderful weather huh?

CEO GREENBLATT

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CEO GREENBLATT ID:AccETDLm Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:03:31 No.2879675 Report

Quoted By: >>2879760 >>2880128

>>2879562
>>2879625
Hey goys, any of you go see the latest Hollywood blockbuster Wonder Woman?

My cousin Hershel was in charge of production and I thought it was just fantastic.
You goys should go see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:13:59 No.2879760 Report

Quoted By: >>2879922

>>2879675
Eh, No thanks.
>>2879562
Kinda busy here.

James Connington

James Connington ID:X/+N4Ead Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:18:36 No.2879810 Report

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FUCK I FORGOT TO FINISH MY QUARTERLY REPORT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T9FsgidM Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:21:54 No.2879840 Report

Quoted By: >>2879879

>>2878847
Dude, there's a vending machine on the right.

James Connington

James Connington ID:X/+N4Ead Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:27:21 No.2879879 Report

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>>2879840

THE VENDING MACHINE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE COFFEE

CEO GREENBLATT

CEO GREENBLATT ID:AccETDLm Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:33:22 No.2879922 Report

Quoted By: >>2879990

>>2879760
OY VEY. That's antisemitism! You're fired for racist hate speech.

H.R. MANAGER LAQUEENTONA

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H.R. MANAGER LAQUEENTONA ID:7LE/flQk Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:36:55 No.2879943 Report

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Y'ALL MUTHAFUGGAS BETTA NAWT BE WAICISS 'N SHIEEEEET HEA

OTHAWIZE YO ASS IS KANNED BISH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TcFqWMW Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:42:54 No.2879990 Report

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>>2879922
*jumps out of window* Oh please...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XBphnVfX Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:45:10 No.2880011 Report

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i shanked the water cooler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gfb5S7Yj Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:47:25 No.2880032 Report

Quoted By: >>2880042

*masturbates in the bathroom and spreads cum on the walls*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XBphnVfX Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:48:28 No.2880042 Report

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>>2880032
I like your art work

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 02:57:26 No.2880128 Report

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>>2879675
In my medical opinion, you should be gassed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIYiOuGx Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:10:12 No.2880271 Report

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*goes to the bathroom for 5 hours*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:14:14 No.2880294 Report

Quoted By: >>2880312

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS JERKED OFF INTO THE COFFEE MACHINE?

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:16:21 No.2880312 Report

Quoted By: >>2880338

>>2880294
Thankfully, we have a security system set up, with a camera looking right at the machine.

H.R. MANIGGER LAQUEENTONA

H.R. MANIGGER LAQUEENTONA ID:7LE/flQk Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:20:29 No.2880338 Report

Quoted By: >>2880353

>>2880312
LES GIT DAT MUFUGA!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:22:31 No.2880353 Report

Quoted By: >>2880371

>>2880338
Upon reviewing the security footage (even though I'm the staff medical officer), I found that you actually brought a large test tube filled with horse semen, and poured it into the coffee machine.

Please be patient while you are being gassed.

H.R. MANIGGER LAQUEENTONA

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H.R. MANIGGER LAQUEENTONA ID:7LE/flQk Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:25:18 No.2880371 Report

Quoted By: >>2880397

>>2880353
SHIEEEEEET

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

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Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:29:48 No.2880397 Report

Quoted By: >>2880411

>>2880371

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8iHmWeFG Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:32:18 No.2880411 Report

Quoted By: >>2880424

>>2880397
pls hitler, let me breed with this woman, i dont if the kids gonna be half black

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LE/flQk Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:33:56 No.2880422 Report

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WHO CLOGGED ALL THE THIRD FLOOR TOILETS?!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:34:10 No.2880424 Report

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>>2880411
>race traitor
böse

>sees brazil flag, realizes its an untermensch
Mach weiter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pEclgp4I Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:36:44 No.2880436 Report

Quoted By: >>2880455

Hello boys, I've gotten reports of cp being downloaded on the company computers. Any of this true by any chance?

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:38:32 No.2880455 Report

Quoted By: >>2880474

>>2880436
Sir, I am apparently the tech support for this company (even though I am a doctor), I would be delighted to help bring an untermensch to justice.

Please, step into my office, and we can exchange details.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VxPaiidA Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:39:04 No.2880458 Report

Quoted By: >>2880468

WHO SCANNED THEIR PENIS AND FAXED IT TO EVERY SINGLE FAX IN THE OFFICE???
IT'S NOT EVEN A BIG PENIS!!!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:40:16 No.2880468 Report

Quoted By: >>2880482

>>2880458
>juden
You only care that it was faxed because he was uncircumcised, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEclgp4I Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:40:59 No.2880474 Report

Quoted By: >>2880485

>>2880455
Alright then, good sir.

Oh my, what do we have here? Is that... a child pornography tab open on your computer?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VxPaiidA Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:42:17 No.2880482 Report

Quoted By:

>>2880468
No..............

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:42:40 No.2880485 Report

Quoted By: >>2880490 >>2880499

>>2880474
*smacks over the head with a bottle*

I COULD TELL YOU WERE A JEW THE MOMENT I SAW YOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VxPaiidA Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:44:16 No.2880490 Report

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>>2880485
Good job

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pEclgp4I Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:45:08 No.2880499 Report

Quoted By: >>2880509

>>2880485
Jokes on you, I'm a cyborg policeman. I shall now proceed to download all the cp in your computer!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:47:00 No.2880509 Report

Quoted By: >>2880519 >>2880525

>>2880499
You idiot, haven't you seen my ID?

PAIIDA
PAYDAY

IM FUCKING RICH

I JUST BOUGHT YOU.

Now shut down.

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:48:42 No.2880519 Report

Quoted By: >>2880521

>>2880509
Well, shit, I read the wrong ID...
better go gas myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VxPaiidA Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:49:00 No.2880521 Report

Quoted By: >>2880528

>>2880519
You should

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pEclgp4I Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:49:32 No.2880525 Report

Quoted By: >>2880560

>>2880509
fugg

I'll give you the succ if you don't shut me down

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:50:04 No.2880528 Report

Quoted By: >>2880537

>>2880521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHlV5WgOEY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nACnILvs Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:50:29 No.2880533 Report

Quoted By: >>2880598 >>2880608

WHO
ATE
MY
FUCKING
SANDWICH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VxPaiidA Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:51:20 No.2880537 Report

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>>2880528
This is some good shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:54:57 No.2880560 Report

Quoted By: >>2880564

>>2880525
gib succ to me instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEclgp4I Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:55:46 No.2880564 Report

Quoted By: >>2880576

>>2880560
aight cool
no homo tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 03:56:51 No.2880576 Report

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>>2880564
no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:00:41 No.2880598 Report

Quoted By: >>2880612

>>2880533
me
*munch*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XBphnVfX Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:03:10 No.2880608 Report

Quoted By: >>2880618

>>2880533
I spat it in earlier, didn't eat it though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nACnILvs Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:04:05 No.2880612 Report

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>>2880598
REEEEE FUCKING LEAF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zl0iwYQj Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:05:46 No.2880618 Report

Quoted By: >>2880787

>>2880608
WHAT
*spits sandwich out*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kXBl9MsE Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:21:37 No.2880715 Report

Quoted By: >>2880809

>>2878835

Anyobody need a BUMP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XBphnVfX Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:37:57 No.2880787 Report

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>>2880618
I have super aids, you should get tested

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

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Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:+s/PaGnp Sat 11 Nov 2017 04:41:36 No.2880809 Report

Quoted By:

>>2880715

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