Canadians are actually more intelligent than Americans because we live in the parts of the country that are habitable. Vancouver, Toronto, Calgary, Montreal and Halifax are all located in warmer areas that have water, reasonable temperatures (although on the cold end) and food.

Americans however, put their cities in the most stupid fucking places
>Los Angeles, San Diego and San Francisco has no water and literally in an earthquake zone, has 25 million people
>Miami and New Orleans are built on swamps that get hit by hurricanes that destroy the cities 5 times a year
>Dallas, Houston, Minneapolis and Kansas City are in the middle of a tornado bowling alley
>Pheonix has 5 million people IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DESERT WITH NO WATER OR CROPS (
>Anchorage is in a cold ass area on an earthquake belt (got hit by one of the hardest earthquakes in the world in the 1960s)
>Hawaii is built on the only island in the Pacific with regularly active volcanos, 1.5 million people live there
>American Samoa is 93% obese
>Puerto Rico is on a hurricane bowling alley as well and is in shambles at the current moment
>Entire Rockies region well be Pompeii 2.0 should Yellowstone explode, which it might soon as it's due for an explosion
>All of the American Cascades are full of Volcanos (St Helens, Baker) which regularly explode, Canadian Cascades have no volcanos at all
>Americans have port cities on the Great Lakes even though Canada controls it as the St Lawrence is entirely in Quebec
>The entire coast of New England is falling apart due to erosion, gets hit with devastating hurricanes every couple years
>The entire Inner Empire in California is sinking and it's showing no signs of stopping

What compels the Am*erican to be like this