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ITT:we are the crew of a space cruiser part?

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:01:25 No.2893409 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gkH4Nc9V Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:02:03 No.2893412 Report

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I destroy the ship and everyone on it the end

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:06:21 No.2893444 Report

Quoted By: >>2893456

Ohh Shiite were back

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:06:35 No.2893448 Report

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Get in we are going to attempt to explore the universe

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:06:59 No.2893455 Report

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Where we left off

The entire high ranking crew (and 3 drunk guards) are in the penthouse. There is a wall long window that shows a view of the ocean and some of the city, and the occasional spaceship flying along in atmosphere. The penthouse has couches, food, a jacuzzi (with a motorcycle half submerged in it), a pool table and a mini bar. There are also 7 cute anime girls, 3 of which are knocked out. 2 days have passed.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:07:04 No.2893456 Report

Quoted By: >>2893482

>>2893444
Trips and what happened when I left?
More importantly what happened to the kid

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:07:58 No.2893464 Report

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>>2893455

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:08:29 No.2893468 Report

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>>2893455
Oh that's actually good I thought you guys were gonna cause a planetary civil war or somthing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hmy0UE+7 Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:09:22 No.2893477 Report

Quoted By: >>2893499

>>2893409
INSTALLED MY 360 SURROUND SOUND BRRRRAPTASTIC SOUND SYSTEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlG0zDscS8g
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:09:42 No.2893482 Report

Quoted By: >>2893490 >>2893499

>>2893456
I think he's in the containment room sir

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:10:52 No.2893490 Report

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>>2893482
*shouting*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:11:47 No.2893499 Report

Quoted By: >>2893527 >>2893530

>>2893477
Turn that gay shit off or atleast put somthing good on
>>2893482
*shouts back*
Ok. Any combat happened while I was away?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:13:56 No.2893522 Report

Quoted By: >>2893542

>>2893409
I'll be the plumber

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:14:08 No.2893527 Report

Quoted By: >>2893542

>>2893499
*shouting*
Sir boom boom boom boom is an underrated masterpiece, and no, there hasn't been any combat captain.

*Currently I'm standing up with the same drink from 2 nights ago, sipping it, while shooting at a dartboard on the wall with my SpaceMauser. There isn't much dartboard left*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmy0UE+7 Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:14:27 No.2893530 Report

Quoted By: >>2893539 >>2893540

>>2893499
YOU WANT SOME BANGAZ BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP SENPAI BREAK IT DOWN SKIBIBITITIYIYYY BOOOOLPLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:15:55 No.2893539 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893530
what the fug

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:16:02 No.2893540 Report

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>>2893530
OHHH YEAAAAAA, ONLY THE BEST DJS ON /C/

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:16:20 No.2893542 Report

Quoted By: >>2893563

>>2893522
We have a clog in the second level bathroom the xenomorphs have decided that it was a good idea to put all the body pillows down there
>>2893527
*shouts*
Is it really though? And where did we get the funds to get this penthouse?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hmy0UE+7 Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:18:34 No.2893562 Report

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ESSSSSSSSSSSSKETITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:18:39 No.2893563 Report

Quoted By: >>2893570 >>2893589

>>2893542
SIR, I HAVE NOT SPENT A DIME OF MY EARNINGS FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS

LOOK AT THIS COOL SWORD I BOUGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RDj52HQX Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:19:51 No.2893570 Report

Quoted By: >>2893583

>>2893563
Badass

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:21:00 No.2893583 Report

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>>2893570
THANKS

*stumbles towards you and falls over*

Captain otto

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Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:21:47 No.2893589 Report

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>>2893563
THATS A PRETTY COOL SWORD
Here's mine it's not as cool as yours but it's a family sword and I'm obligated to keep it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:22:13 No.2893593 Report

Quoted By: >>2893606

*snoring*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:24:18 No.2893606 Report

Quoted By: >>2893623

>>2893593
Hey there's bathrooms that need to be cleaned get in there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:26:04 No.2893623 Report

Quoted By: >>2893626

>>2893606
*cleaning*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:26:33 No.2893626 Report

Quoted By: >>2893636 >>2893648

>>2893623
Nice job now go clean the bathroom with the xenomorphs now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:28:04 No.2893636 Report

Quoted By: >>2893644

>>2893626
*cleaning*
being a plumber sucks ass

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:29:08 No.2893644 Report

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>>2893636
But at least it pays well though

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:29:18 No.2893646 Report

Quoted By: >>2893656 >>2893664

*walks out to wash hands that are covered in grime*
*stops whistling*
...

You guys forgot to invite me to your weird shit factory of a party again.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:29:25 No.2893648 Report

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>>2893626
*wakes up*
*clumsy makes it back onto his feet*
who the fuck drove my motercycle into the jacuzzi? Oh wait... That was me
{haa}

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:30:16 No.2893656 Report

Quoted By: >>2893664 >>2893677

>>2893646
HEEEEEEEY WELXCIME

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:31:21 No.2893664 Report

Quoted By: >>2893677

>>2893646
Not much really
>>2893656
Is drunk right now
Somebody get me a newspaper and my squid kid

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:32:57 No.2893677 Report

Quoted By: >>2893688 >>2894871

>>2893656
Fuck me, guys, I just finished retrofitting the toaster so it'd be safe for squiddy to chew on. I feel like I'm the only one pulling my weight around here.

>>2893664
Here. It hasn't quit chewing on my finger. I'll probably need to have it replaced.

The finger, I mean.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:34:04 No.2893688 Report

Quoted By: >>2893703

>>2893677
It's ok it's just a baby

Squid
And we're all pulling our weight around here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:34:51 No.2893700 Report

Quoted By: >>2893740

>>2893409
where the white women at

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:34:56 No.2893703 Report

Quoted By: >>2893740

>>2893688
Well of course you are sir but... ah,

*gestures everywhere*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:35:42 No.2893710 Report

Quoted By: >>2893740

*walkes over to motorcycle*
Oh hey its still on

I wonder if...
*while standing next to the cycle I put the acceleration to full and the vehicle, unmanned, smashes through the glass window and out the side of the penthouse*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:37:21 No.2893732 Report

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...
I think I have insurance.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:37:41 No.2893740 Report

Quoted By: >>2893781 >>2893784 >>2893847

>>2893700
We don't have any but will body pillows do?
>>2893703
Don't worry about also mind handing me the newspaper?
>>2893710
Well you got rid of a nice motorcycle just sit on the couch for now till you become a bit less drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:40:44 No.2893781 Report

Quoted By: >>2893799 >>2893827

>>2893740
when will we go pillaging?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:40:57 No.2893784 Report

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>>2893740
Almost forgot how is the condition of the ship?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:42:05 No.2893799 Report

Quoted By: >>2893812

>>2893781
Legally we can't since we work for the /bant/empire and we are on a allied planet but I mean the room under us is being fucking annoying wanna raid that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:43:31 No.2893812 Report

Quoted By: >>2893817 >>2893829

>>2893799
are there people that we can enslave?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:44:02 No.2893817 Report

Quoted By: >>2893829

I'm currently developing xeno-pillows in the ship's lab
>>2893812
yes but it's not ethical

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:44:47 No.2893827 Report

Quoted By: >>2893950

>>2893781
FUCK YEA RAIDS

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:45:00 No.2893829 Report

Quoted By: >>2893843 >>2893845 >>2893855

>>2893812
>>2893817
We can enslave the people who are being cunts under us let's do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:45:15 No.2893833 Report

Quoted By: >>2893847

whats the purpose of life?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:45:48 No.2893843 Report

Quoted By: >>2893893 >>2893898

>>2893829
I'LL CALL IN THE DROPSHIP

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:45:54 No.2893845 Report

Quoted By: >>2893853

>>2893829
days have passed since I entered to this lab, what happened?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:46:04 No.2893847 Report

Quoted By: >>2893898

>>2893740
What? Oh, sure, your paper.

Here ya have it.
>>2893833
shhh, not here, they'll hear you

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:46:46 No.2893853 Report

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>>2893845
>>2893455

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:46:52 No.2893855 Report

Quoted By: >>2893893 >>2893898

>>2893829
im not a good fighter so you'll have to do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:47:28 No.2893865 Report

Quoted By: >>2893898

Gehrhehe

Isaac the pilot

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Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:47:58 No.2893874 Report

Quoted By: >>2893898 >>2893914

Aaa what is this

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:49:22 No.2893893 Report

Quoted By: >>2893917

>>2893843
>>2893855
Dropship's coming, if you're not a good fighter may I recommend we duck under cover.

This is probably going to get weird.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:49:32 No.2893898 Report

Quoted By: >>2893911

>>2893855
Ok then
*grabs drink and precedes to get deunk*
Let's do this
>>2893843
There a floor beneath us just take the elevator
>>2893847
Thank you
It seems that there might be a civil war on the planet also there increasing body pillow production
>>2893855
Sure
>>2893865
There's our mascot
>>2893874
Hey Isaac we're in a penthouse right now and we're all drunk and we're raiding the floor beneath us wanna join?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:50:18 No.2893911 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893898
Sure

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:50:29 No.2893914 Report

Quoted By: >>2893945

>>2893874
How'd thAT GET INTI THE PENTHOUSE
*loads space Mauser and shoots in random directions*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:50:31 No.2893917 Report

Quoted By: >>2893950 >>2893953 >>2894361

>>2893893
Hey your not drunk yet
*hands bottle*
Better drink up if we're gonna do this
*drinks even more*

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:51:13 No.2893938 Report

Quoted By: >>2893950

*drinks a whole bottle in one swig

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:51:56 No.2893945 Report

Quoted By: >>2893948 >>2893956

>>2893914
Is the dropship here yet?
*drunkingly through the couch out the window*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:52:14 No.2893948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893945
*throws

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:52:25 No.2893950 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893917
>>2893938
>>2893827
Good luck guys

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:52:34 No.2893953 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893917
>*sniff*
*wince*
What is this, beer schnapps?

>*takes a long, long drink*

Alright, so ... got my wrench, let's fuck this pig

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:52:39 No.2893956 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893945
I dunn....
I dunno

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:53:03 No.2893963 Report

Quoted By: >>2893970 >>2893995 >>2894005

*Die hard style the dropship rises outside of the window*

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:53:26 No.2893970 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893963
Wowie

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:54:55 No.2893995 Report

Quoted By: >>2894004 >>2894009

>>2893963
*Breaks window and jumps into drop ship while drinking even more*
You GUyS geTtInG iN?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:55:32 No.2894004 Report

Quoted By: >>2894016

>>2893995
*breaks through other window

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:55:45 No.2894005 Report

Quoted By: >>2894016

>>2893963
*I run towards the window and mirrors edge jump into the open side of it*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:56:24 No.2894009 Report

Quoted By:

>>2893995
FuCk yEa

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:56:37 No.2894011 Report

Quoted By: >>2894019 >>2894029

I can
I cant fly

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:56:52 No.2894016 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894004
>>2894005
Were just waiting on plumber and junior engineer now
*drinks more while loading assault rifle*

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:57:01 No.2894019 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894011
Tu drunk

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:57:41 No.2894025 Report

Quoted By:

You know what guys? I'm gonna take the stairs.

That'll give me and my new *hk* friend time to get to know each other while you guys are re-learning how to fly.
>*chug*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:58:02 No.2894029 Report

Quoted By: >>2894039 >>2894043 >>2894044 >>2894045

>>2894011
Pass the controls to me
*takes controls and hovers outside of the window of the annoying cunts below our penthouse*

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:58:29 No.2894036 Report

Quoted By:

Ok i thin..
I think i...
I think i got it

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:58:44 No.2894039 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894029
OPEN FIRE

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:58:46 No.2894042 Report

Quoted By: >>2894045

I see two Captains now

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:58:54 No.2894043 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894029
Be Carful

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:59:05 No.2894044 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894029
>picks the lock to that room and busts in holding half a bottle of beer schnapps
>AYYYYYYY!

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:59:10 No.2894045 Report

Quoted By: >>2894053 >>2894080 >>2894087

>>2894029
Everybody get in the room now
*jumps out of drop ship and breaks window entering the room*
>>2894042
What do you mean?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sat 11 Nov 2017 23:59:32 No.2894050 Report

Quoted By: >>2894088

*ship starts spinning in place as lazers fly from it in a rapid fashion

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:00:20 No.2894053 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894045
Jumps through the hole

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:01:14 No.2894080 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894045
*follows*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:01:17 No.2894081 Report

Quoted By: >>2894093 >>2894107

So, 'mean, 'snot like I've got a concience or what-have-ye, but, are we enslaving or murdering these people cuz we seem to be tryin *HK* to do both.

Just think it'd be good to be on the same page going forward.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:01:31 No.2894087 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894045
I have diplopia

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:01:38 No.2894088 Report

Quoted By: >>2894221

>>2894050
We're already in the room why did you forget the autopilot? Well on less ship to worry about
*enters living room where party's going on and pulls out assault rifle*
Should have turned down the volume faggots your our slaves now
*takes another drink*

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:02:06 No.2894093 Report

Quoted By: >>2894096 >>2894107

>>2894081
Umm. What are the options again?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:02:34 No.2894096 Report

Quoted By: >>2894107 >>2894227

>>2894093
Enslaving and murdering, really. That's about what we've got.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:03:10 No.2894107 Report

Quoted By: >>2894223 >>2894226

>>2894081
Both
I think
>>2894093
>>2894096
*Starts opening fire into the party*

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:03:50 No.2894218 Report

Quoted By:

Hey, I'm back, was really into fixing the ship
So what did I miss?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:03:58 No.2894221 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894088
*drunkenly stumbles around*
Ut ur
Hands up
Or somwthin

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:04:05 No.2894223 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894107
WEEEEEEW
I'M STEALING THEIR SNACKS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXflUuBW Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:04:06 No.2894224 Report

Quoted By:

fug who's shooting

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:04:12 No.2894226 Report

Quoted By: >>2894253

>>2894107
Murder it is, then. I'm gonna go downstairs and raid the bar's top shelf, you chaps seem to have this well under control

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:04:25 No.2894227 Report

Quoted By: >>2894253 >>2894257

>>2894096
Hey who are you I don't remember you
When did you join?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:04:34 No.2894230 Report

Quoted By:

*starts drinking the pool water*

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:05:46 No.2894249 Report

Quoted By: >>2894278

Are you all drunk

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:05:57 No.2894253 Report

Quoted By: >>2894270

>>2894227
He was here last time remember?
Were raiding a party right now so get drunk and start opening fire
>>2894226
I think I do
*shoots into the clump of people*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:06:14 No.2894257 Report

Quoted By: >>2894269

>>2894227
Frankly, sir there have been several chief engineers while I've been here, and this isn't the time to explain. Help me carry this alcohol, and I'll explain once we're on the ship. Not even a month ago I was still an intern before a command promotion.

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:07:12 No.2894269 Report

Quoted By: >>2894282 >>2894289

>>2894257
*kills the remaining people*

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:07:20 No.2894270 Report

Quoted By: >>2894308

>>2894253
When we landed on /c/ I kinda opened in a project of working on the whole ship.... So I have no idea what happened.........

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:08:05 No.2894278 Report

Quoted By: >>2894322

>>2894249
(I recommend reading through the thread when you can, it's been a good one)

Hotel guard

Hotel guard ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:08:32 No.2894282 Report

Quoted By: >>2894298 >>2894312

>>2894269
*hotel guard walks in*
Hey what happ-FUCK

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:09:27 No.2894289 Report

Quoted By: >>2894297 >>2894302

>>2894269
Yeaaaaaa, that's what thei GET for doing... Whatever they were foing

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:10:25 No.2894297 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894289
Oh shit, CALL IN ANOTHER DROPSHIP

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:10:40 No.2894298 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894282
*pees on hotel worker and runs to dropshop

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:10:55 No.2894302 Report

Quoted By: >>2894314

>>2894289
Wait wut were they doing?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:11:16 No.2894308 Report

Quoted By: >>2894322

>>2894270
Well, sir, I tend to stay on the ship and fix shit while people are ... away

I uh. I had nothing to fix tonight, other than Squiddy's toaster. So here I am.

And I guess you're my boss or whatever so hi.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:11:38 No.2894312 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894282
*teleports at his back*
*unsheathes surgical knive*
nothing personel

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:11:40 No.2894314 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894302
Bein tu loud

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:12:40 No.2894322 Report

Quoted By: >>2894361

>>2894278
I understand.........
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2894308
Not only your boss, I'm the forth ranking member of the ship, After the Captain, Co-Captain, and PDF Guard Captain
So yeah, hi

Isaac the pilot

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Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:13:38 No.2894337 Report

Quoted By: >>2894355

Hey s-s-sir i found a transssssmission

Plumber

Plumber ID:8GOmzN6h Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:13:50 No.2894339 Report

Quoted By: >>2894342 >>2894348 >>2894366

Can i get a raise?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:14:11 No.2894342 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894339
S-sure

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:14:13 No.2894343 Report

Quoted By:

*comes to senses*
Ok everyone on the drip ship vacations over we are leaving reapairs are done let's go
*shoots hotel guard*
Better be safe then sorry

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:14:41 No.2894348 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894339
What have you been doing?

Isaac the pilot

Isaac the pilot ID:JOS4IDVc Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:15:01 No.2894355 Report

Quoted By: >>2894443

>>2894337
Captain what should we do about thiz

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:15:23 No.2894361 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894322
Correct, sir. Good to have you with us.

I'll just point you to the part where the first ranking member on the ship decided to get me drunk and beg you take that into consideration when deciding my punishment.

>>2893917

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:15:41 No.2894366 Report

Quoted By: >>2894375 >>2894402

>>2894339
Yes, from now on you also get one tasty gum each payment

Plumber

Plumber ID:8GOmzN6h Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:16:29 No.2894375 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894366
Thanks

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:17:36 No.2894387 Report

Quoted By:

*the same dropship appears again, looks like the ai kicked in*

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:18:47 No.2894395 Report

Quoted By: >>2894405 >>2894411

CHRIST, d'you know how long it takes to get 'ere from the fire control de-whoa... what's goin' on?

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:19:23 No.2894402 Report

Quoted By: >>2894434

>>2894366
You replace the plumber for one day
I'm going to eat a lot of spicy food to make sure you'll have work to do
And also get everyone else spicy food
You should consider that next time you get really drunk and stat... wrecking stuff...
You should be thankful though it wasn't a worse punishment, like deduction in payment or expulsion from the ship
Or..... throwing you without an exo suit into space

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:19:38 No.2894405 Report

Quoted By: >>2894423

>>2894395
Lots of things
Everyone into the ship were leaving the system

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:19:52 No.2894409 Report

Quoted By:

*dive into the ship and fantasize about how cool it'd be if I was in my bunk instead of this bs right now*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:20:06 No.2894411 Report

Quoted By: >>2894429

>>2894395
(have you read the thread it's hard to explain)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:20:58 No.2894422 Report

Quoted By: >>2894433 >>2894436

IS EVERYONE IN?!

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:21:14 No.2894423 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894405
Aaallrighty cap'n, in eye go.

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:21:49 No.2894429 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894411
(dw i did)

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:22:06 No.2894433 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894422
Jumps in

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:22:09 No.2894434 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894402
CHIEF GET IN
*grab by the collar*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:22:28 No.2894436 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894422
I am

Plumber

Plumber ID:8GOmzN6h Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:22:55 No.2894440 Report

Quoted By:

*poland starts plotting*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:23:12 No.2894443 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894355
GUN IT ISAAC

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:25:06 No.2894460 Report

Quoted By: >>2894473 >>2894474 >>2894482

So... did we do it? are we all alive?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:26:07 No.2894473 Report

Quoted By: >>2894493 >>2894504

>>2894460
I'm not sure if the plumber made it

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:26:07 No.2894474 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894460
I do think so

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:26:50 No.2894482 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894460
I'm still 'ere. Gonna stumble meself back to the bloody fire con, less you got somethin' else for me cap'n?

Plumber

Plumber ID:8GOmzN6h Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:27:42 No.2894493 Report

Quoted By: >>2894504

>>2894473
Im gucci

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:28:48 No.2894504 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894473
Let's observe a moment of silence .... alright, that was likely enough.

>>2894493
oh.

Fuck you and that moment of silence.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:28:58 No.2894508 Report

Quoted By: >>2894526

::[incomeing message]

{Uhh, yer big ol' ship thingy is fully repaired}

[SIGNAL LOST]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:28:58 No.2894509 Report

Quoted By: >>2894521 >>2894530

Ok ai activate warp drive to somewhere else that's not here

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:29:47 No.2894521 Report

Quoted By: >>2894536

>>2894509
>literally the most sensible words ever spoken

yes

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:30:12 No.2894526 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894508
HAHAH
Now what
I might build something new

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:30:26 No.2894530 Report

Quoted By: >>2894536

>>2894509
::[the Vanguard L dropship does not have warp capasity captin]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:31:16 No.2894536 Report

Quoted By: >>2894764 >>2894803

>>2894521
This is why I'm captain
>>2894530
Well then let's go back to the main ship and then warp ok?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:34:04 No.2894764 Report

Quoted By: >>2894805

>>2894536
How far away is the ship and also
Did anybody leave someone to take care of my kid?

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:35:21 No.2894803 Report

Quoted By: >>2894829

>>2894536
::[Yes sir]
*the dropship makes some shifting noise and then increases speed, whizzing through the city, makeing Rediculous close calls with buildings and at one point flying through a tunnel*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:35:44 No.2894805 Report

Quoted By: >>2894829 >>2894834

May I?

All dropships, time is GO minus zero three zero seconds, please dock and cease use of gravity and space-warping technologies. Thank you.

>>2894764
He's very much liking his toaster.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:38:02 No.2894829 Report

Quoted By: >>2894838 >>2894871

>>2894805
A toaster?
>>2894803
How much longer a.i we rally need to give you a name

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:38:25 No.2894834 Report

Quoted By: >>2894871 >>2894916

>>2894805
Oi, you wrench monkeys need tae fix the effin' lift, so it don't take me 20 minites tae walk t'me station.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:38:37 No.2894838 Report

Quoted By: >>2894863

>>2894829
*really

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:41:18 No.2894863 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894838
Ok so guys please explain to me everything that happened in that hotel

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:41:53 No.2894871 Report

Quoted By: >>2894898

>>2894829
.... I spent this long retrofitting the toaster and NOW you take issue with it?
>>2893677
>>2894834
Put in a work request, I'm backed up to my boss' dick as it is

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:43:58 No.2894898 Report

Quoted By: >>2894920 >>2894940

>>2894871
Well that's fair'eneff, eye'll bitch at yer boss fer it.

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:45:25 No.2894916 Report

Quoted By: >>2894933

>>2894834
Don't you call my men wrench monkeys

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:45:39 No.2894920 Report

Quoted By: >>2894929 >>2894947

>>2894898
Please, please do that.

And, just between you and me,

let me know who you bitch at cuz I'm not sure who's my boss outta this mess

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:46:31 No.2894929 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894920
The chief of engineering is your boss but I'm the boss of all of you

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:46:48 No.2894933 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894916
SHIT.

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:47:44 No.2894940 Report

Quoted By: >>2895050

>>2894898
And what was that.....?

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:48:24 No.2894947 Report

Quoted By: >>2894953

>>2894920
.........................

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:49:13 No.2894953 Report

Quoted By: >>2894957 >>2894964

>>2894947
Alright, give it to me straight, do I even still have a job?

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:49:40 No.2894957 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894953
Yes you do

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:50:21 No.2894964 Report

Quoted By: >>2894972

>>2894953
That's not for me to decide.......
But I can decide my men's punisments.......

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:51:13 No.2894972 Report

Quoted By: >>2894976

>>2894964
Well then. Sounds kinky.

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:52:17 No.2894976 Report

Quoted By: >>2895013

>>2894972
:Describe your character:

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:52:29 No.2894978 Report

Quoted By:

Ship a.i who is now known as failsafe how long till we get to the ship?

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:53:00 No.2894983 Report

Quoted By: >>2894996 >>2895005

Sorry for the wait

::[your have arrived at your destination]

*the dropship lands in the hanger of the newly repaired cruiser, with pic relating re painted onto the left side of the control tower in standard bant procedure*

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:54:20 No.2894996 Report

Quoted By:

>>2894983
::[welcome aboard captain]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EVIprh/r Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:55:16 No.2895004 Report

Quoted By:

remember that online game were everyone had a role in a spaceship? always wanted to play but too much autism

Captain otto

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Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:55:26 No.2895005 Report

Quoted By: >>2895020 >>2897576

>>2894983
Thank you failsafe
Ok everyone into the cruiser prepare warp drive and
Why is that thing in the cargo bay with a electric cage?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:56:16 No.2895013 Report

Quoted By: >>2895028

>>2894976
:178 cm, 34 years old, brown hair. Has trouble with his knees at times. Smart but not smart enough to avoid this ship. Has enough experience to know this is a suicide mission and enough pessimism to know that the last suicide mission didn't work out as a suicide in the end.:

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:56:33 No.2895020 Report

Quoted By: >>2895036

>>2895005
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to sir

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:57:00 No.2895028 Report

Quoted By: >>2895085

>>2895013
I meant appearence

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:57:54 No.2895036 Report

Quoted By: >>2895070

>>2895020
everytime I enter this ship things get weirder
Ok well with activate warp drive and let's leave to someplace that is not here

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:58:48 No.2895050 Report

Quoted By: >>2895063

>>2894940
Tha fire control deck access lift. It's oot, and eye can'git to me station.

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:59:39 No.2895063 Report

Quoted By: >>2895077

>>2895050
It's what?

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 00:59:50 No.2895064 Report

Quoted By: >>2895071 >>2895088

::[All systems operating at maximum capacity, crew at 120 of the recommended 180]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:00:19 No.2895070 Report

Quoted By: >>2895104 >>2895139

>>2895036
PDF captain please check on the electric cage and see if it is still working don't want that thing running around on the ship

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:00:19 No.2895071 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895064
Fuck yeah

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:00:48 No.2895077 Report

Quoted By: >>2895083

>>2895063
It's oot!

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:01:23 No.2895083 Report

Quoted By: >>2895102

>>2895077
Hot?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:01:25 No.2895085 Report

Quoted By: >>2895098

>>2895028
Hazel eyes, scruffy beard. Got a dumbass twinkle in his eyes even knowing he's dying here.

Super great jeans and oh my god you wouldn't believe what he's wearing on his chest

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:01:36 No.2895088 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895064
Ok failsafe let's get the fuck outta this system after murdering all those people we are pretty much wanted criminals but they don't know our appearance after we executed all witnesses

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:02:21 No.2895098 Report

Quoted By: >>2895115 >>2895116

>>2895085
Ok we're having sex
You might not enjoy it, but you don't get to decide

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:03:00 No.2895102 Report

Quoted By: >>2895113

>>2895083
It's oh-yuh-tee, oot.

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:03:11 No.2895104 Report

Quoted By: >>2895115

>>2895070
...
... Ok, I've deducted
... I have no idea what that is

Looks a bit like a Tyranid

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:03:44 No.2895113 Report

Quoted By: >>2895123

>>2895102
Can you just say yes or no........

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:04:00 No.2895115 Report

Quoted By: >>2895160

>>2895098
Hey remember the rules no gay shut on this ship you can do it outside though
>>2895104
Ok how about we let the intern deal with it?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:04:05 No.2895116 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895098
huh, okay. You're the boss.

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:04:39 No.2895123 Report

Quoted By: >>2895128

>>2895113
Yes are no tae what?

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:05:19 No.2895128 Report

Quoted By: >>2895142

>>2895123
Is the fire control system below the deck hot?
Is that the problem?

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:07:14 No.2895139 Report

Quoted By: >>2895146 >>2895149

>>2895070
::[Yes sir]

{take off procedure activated}

*the ship rumbles a bit and the manuvering thrusters active and start flaring, with some dirts falling off of them the arms holding the cruiser in place retract, and the ships slowly boosts it way out of the dock*

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:07:47 No.2895142 Report

Quoted By: >>2895215

>>2895128
Nae I'm talkin' aboot tha lift that'd take me to tha weapin control deck. It inn't workin'.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:08:09 No.2895146 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895139
Finally

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:08:26 No.2895149 Report

Quoted By: >>2895171 >>2895317

>>2895139
wait we ... we all made it right?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:09:12 No.2895160 Report

Quoted By: >>2895199

>>2895115
Well, Tyrannies are very adaptive and after taking one form of damage become immune. We just need a new thing that can one shot it.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:10:18 No.2895171 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895149
::[it will take approximately 15 minutes to exit atmosphere]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:13:09 No.2895199 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895160
Interesting but to me it seems like it is some type of native creature of amebo cause god knows the things there are horrifying

Chief of Engineering

Chief of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:15:10 No.2895215 Report

Quoted By: >>2895225 >>2895229

>>2895142
Oh
You sould've just said so
*Goes to the lift*
It seems to be a simple vertical lift, so there's either a problem with the motor or the gears
*Opens the compartment with a screwdriver*
*Goes to the electrical control panel and turns the lift off*
*Rotates the motors by hand*
"Oh, this seems to be the problem, one of the motors is not oiled enough and is shrieking"
"If we just apply some oil here..."
*Opens toolbox, gets out oiler, oils the motor*
*Closes to compartment with a screwdriver*
*Turns the lift back on*
The lift rumbles a bit but rises up
*Calls it back down*
"Ok, it works now"

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:16:13 No.2895225 Report

Quoted By: >>2895317

>>2895215
The tv is making weird sounds can you fix it?

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:16:34 No.2895229 Report

Quoted By: >>2895317

>>2895215
That's tha tickit! Thanks, ya big ol' grease monkey.

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:18:43 No.2895253 Report

Quoted By: >>2895282

*the ship is now accelerating at a high altitude level, and you can see the city from the sky once more*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:21:38 No.2895282 Report

Quoted By: >>2895306

>>2895253
And we had to fuck it up by getting drunk and murdering about 20-30 people

SHIP AI

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:22:56 No.2895300 Report

Quoted By: >>2895324

::[We are now exiting the atmosphere]

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:23:17 No.2895306 Report

Quoted By: >>2895324

>>2895282
All tha more reason tae git ootta here.

Jack

Jack ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:24:00 No.2895317 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895225
Well first we'll try the easiest solution when it comes to TVs
Bump on it
*Bumps*
That seems to work, it must have been something that moved inside or something that rewired, if this happens again tell me and we'll try a more serious solution, I just have some "Work" to do
>>2895149
Oi, you, my room, now
>>2895229
You're welcome............

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:24:54 No.2895324 Report

Quoted By: >>2895355

>>2895300
Finally you know where to warp?
>>2895306
Yes that's why were rushing to get the fuck out

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:27:59 No.2895355 Report

Quoted By: >>2895362

>>2895324
::[it is now safe to warp]

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:29:51 No.2895362 Report

Quoted By: >>2895375

>>2895355
Finnaly well warp to a vacation world because we have nothing to do for now

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:30:22 No.2895365 Report

Quoted By: >>2895404

{WARNING}
::[there are ships moving in on our location, these ships identify as {/C/ LAW ENFORCEMENT}, sorry for the inconvenience]

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:31:46 No.2895375 Report

Quoted By: >>2895377

>>2895362
::[what type of world exactly captin]

(name a genral Sci fi word of a board)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjdYsFTV Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:32:04 No.2895376 Report

Quoted By:

-*hanger guy* enters by breaking through a window and collapsing in the hanger bay on a sofa then proceeds to earnestly drawing cirnos due to bant anime brainwashing.

he looks up acknowledging the bloody scene before him

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:32:15 No.2895377 Report

Quoted By: >>2895404

>>2895375
*or a board

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:35:01 No.2895404 Report

Quoted By: >>2895426

>>2895365
Fuck
>>2895377
Warp to /v/ quick before law enforcement co-they already boarded

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:37:43 No.2895426 Report

Quoted By: >>2895445

>>2895404
::[Yes sir]
*thunder noises and the moaning of metal, the ship rumbles like crazy, before an explosion throws it into warp*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:39:24 No.2895445 Report

Quoted By: >>2895457 >>2895492 >>2895510

>>2895426
Wait what? We have warped but /c/ law enforcement are in the ship
PDF captain silence them

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Quoted By: >>2895507

>>2895445
Yes sir
"STOP RESISTING"

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:42:49 No.2895473 Report

Quoted By: >>2895493

*The moan of the mighty stellarite devourer can be heard, travelling light years across the galexy for its ungodly noise to reach us*

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SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:44:42 No.2895492 Report

Quoted By: >>2895507

>>2895445
*CRACK*
::[welcome to /v/]

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty

Tactical Officer of the watch Mitty ID:0Yp8tt4d Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:44:48 No.2895493 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895473
Oi cap'n, that sounds like somethin' eye can shoot at.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:1aETou7J Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:46:39 No.2895507 Report

Quoted By: >>2895529

>>2895457
We are going to be serverly punished also just got a letter from high command apparently they are 'recommending' me to retire
>>2895492
Ok we'll see if we can find a landing pad anywhere and maybe this time we won't get fucked but otherwise I will be taking a rest for today see you guys tommorow and remember to take care of squid kid

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:46:52 No.2895510 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895445
The intruders have been detained with no difficulty captin, they're was only 3 of them.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:48:46 No.2895529 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895507
Aww shit OK, maybe we should just go rouge at this point

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:52:11 No.2895553 Report

Quoted By: >>2895564 >>2895575

Can I handle this?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:52:56 No.2895564 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895553
Oh they've been detained already nvm sir

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:54:04 No.2895575 Report

Quoted By: >>2895613

>>2895553
So, I don't have any knowledge of \v\, can you full me in?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 01:59:11 No.2895613 Report

Quoted By: >>2895681 >>2895806

>>2895575
Well, me neither, I was talking about the intruders.........

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:06:32 No.2895681 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895613
OK then, well does anyone on board have any experience with /v/?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:17:40 No.2895806 Report

Quoted By: >>2895841

>>2895613
Oh also I found my motercycle in the cargo bay, I don't know how it got there. I have a suspicion the one I drove out the side of the penthouse wasn't mine.

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:21:50 No.2895841 Report

Quoted By: >>2895861

>>2895806
That doesn't really matter does it?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:23:56 No.2895861 Report

Quoted By: >>2895873

>>2895841
It's not nearly as bad as the killing of 20-30 unarmed civilians if that's what you mean

I wonder what the hospitals on /c/ are like

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:25:05 No.2895873 Report

Quoted By: >>2895893

>>2895861
Filled with corpses as of now

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:27:25 No.2895893 Report

Quoted By: >>2895919

>>2895873
Ahh. Maybe. I was more wondering if they had the technology to save them. We did fuck them up pretty bad...

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:31:15 No.2895919 Report

Quoted By: >>2895944

>>2895893
Well, based on the time it probably took reaching the hospital after the massacare you did there......
They need to have state of the art technology

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:35:32 No.2895944 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895919
Ehh, we can just think they made it to sleep at night

I'm going to get the pilots to find some asteroid at the edge of the system to hide in while we deal with issues on the ship, like the Tyrannies thing

We don't yet know the alignment of /v/

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:36:45 No.2895960 Report

Quoted By: >>2895980 >>2895985

I've wrestled the two alien spawn back into their bedrooms, I suppose we're well away from that world aye?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:38:58 No.2895980 Report

Quoted By: >>2895986

>>2895960
Hopefully.

I know that guy I forgot the name of wanted to keep the second tentacle alien for sexual acts but do you think we should just kill it?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:39:41 No.2895985 Report

Quoted By: >>2895993 >>2896000

>>2895960
You come with me to my room
>Holds you and starts dragging you

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:39:42 No.2895986 Report

Quoted By:

>>2895980
Oops nametag fell off

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:40:25 No.2895993 Report

Quoted By: >>2895999

>>2895985
Talking about sexual acts...

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:41:13 No.2895999 Report

Quoted By: >>2896023

>>2895993
Yes?

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:41:36 No.2896000 Report

Quoted By: >>2896023 >>2896038

>>2895985
Sir that's an enormous slur on my professional conduct

...tell me more

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:43:36 No.2896023 Report

Quoted By: >>2896031 >>2896038

>>2895999
>>2896000
DUBBLE TRIPPS

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:44:29 No.2896031 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896023
that's what we do in engineering, don't worry about it

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:44:36 No.2896032 Report

Quoted By: >>2896106

>>2893409
WHEN ARE WE GONNA BLOW UP SOME KLINGONS?

Event

Event ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:44:38 No.2896033 Report

Quoted By: >>2896106

**Status Report from /bant/ Forces**
We are holding well against the /pol/ invasion, but we have lost a handful of planets trying to halt the offensive.
/bant/ out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:45:13 No.2896038 Report

Quoted By: >>2896106 >>2896112

>>2896000
That's you "punishment" (Because you'll probably suffer a lot) for what you did at /c/
Now, >>2896023, would you like to join us, or can we head on our way?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:50:21 No.2896106 Report

Quoted By: >>2896136 >>2896271

>>2896038
Uhh, I would do something to stop you but our ranks are the same sir
>>2896033
Buggery darn, send a comm that we are ready for combat deployment by high command
>>2896032
That's the spirit, here, have a atomic whisky I stole from that apartment building

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:50:46 No.2896112 Report

Quoted By: >>2896192 >>2896212

>>2896038
...Fair. I accept it.

I feel we should floor it for a system opposite the galaxy to this one and just accept what we find there

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:51:49 No.2896136 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896106
Affirmative.

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:52:50 No.2896192 Report

Quoted By: >>2896315

>>2896112
Let's gooooo

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:53:35 No.2896212 Report

Quoted By: >>2896335

>>2896112
I have had thoughts of going rouge but we still need to be ready to fight for bant, we'll only bail on them if we have to.

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:54:25 No.2896271 Report

Quoted By: >>2896349

>>2896106
I DON'T DRINK ON THE FUCKING JOB NOW SHOW ME WHERE TO POINT THE RAILGUNS AT

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:55:02 No.2896315 Report

Quoted By: >>2896352

>>2896192
Sorry, I can't let you do that. Only when shit really starts to hit the fan.

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:55:44 No.2896335 Report

Quoted By: >>2896372 >>2896411

>>2896212
And where's Otto in all this?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:56:25 No.2896349 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896271
... Well, if we end up getting deployed they'll be plenty of pol faggot to blast out of the sky and into the Abyss

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:56:30 No.2896352 Report

Quoted By: >>2896381

>>2896315
As in, have sex with my man when he accepts it?

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:57:52 No.2896370 Report

Quoted By: >>2896393 >>2896435

**A /pol/ sleeper agent is deployed in an attempt to kill your party. He is armed with an E-11 Blaster and a Vibroblade from Star Wars**

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:58:19 No.2896372 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896335
Last I checked he's still loyal to bant as a captain of one of their finest vessels. Don't know about now though, especially because he's due for a beating from high command over the events on /c/.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:59:08 No.2896381 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896352
You can do that if you wish...

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 02:59:58 No.2896393 Report

Quoted By: >>2896405 >>2896430

>>2896370
Was that a comm or are we not aware of this

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:00:47 No.2896405 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896393
Not Aware. He kicks down you door guns blazing.

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:01:03 No.2896411 Report

Quoted By: >>2896430

>>2896335
OKAY THEN LET'S GO
>Continue dragging him

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:02:51 No.2896430 Report

Quoted By: >>2896502

>>2896393
>>2896411

Well, sirs, much as I hate to admit it, we've got to sustain it until his return. Low orbit over /bant,/ shoot anyone whose ship looks like /b/ or /pol/. /c/ is our date to the winter ball, /ck/ should be questioned at gunpoint.

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:03:07 No.2896435 Report

Quoted By: >>2896451

>>2896370
*gets a t-21 heavy rifle & thermal det*
LET ME ATTIM

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:04:12 No.2896451 Report

Quoted By: >>2896498 >>2896502

>>2896435
*He opens fire at you first, aiming at your torso*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:06:43 No.2896498 Report

Quoted By: >>2896533

>>2896451
*throws det before taking cover & spamming shots*
YOU FAGS ARE GONNA KILL ME THAT EASY

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:06:55 No.2896502 Report

Quoted By: >>2896530 >>2896535

>>2896430
EHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINE
You'll still get punished though
>>2896451
Oh, what's that? I was waiting to try something I made
Gets out something the look like expanding electrified baton, and runs at the /pol/ agent while he's distracted, getting ready to strike

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:06:58 No.2896503 Report

Quoted By: >>2896535 >>2896647

::[Hostile detected on board the ship, lock down procedure #22875 has been initiated, sorry for the inconvenience]

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:09:09 No.2896530 Report

Quoted By: >>2896647

>>2896502
Fucking madman,
TROOPS, AT THE READY, PREPARE FOR BREACHING
*a smoke and 2 flash grenades fly through a door*

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:09:27 No.2896533 Report

Quoted By: >>2896583

>>2896498
*leaps out of the way and parries the Engineer with his amazing reflexes. It was like he was trained as a ninja*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:09:29 No.2896535 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896502
Looking forward to it, sir.

>>2896503
FUCK I thought I welded that door shut... Goddammit guys I'll be back

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:12:19 No.2896583 Report

Quoted By: >>2896593 >>2896674

>>2896533
When the grenades detonate 5 guards tacticaly enter the room as I walk behind them, with a very calm posture and movements. I command the guards to equip batons and detain the subject

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:13:09 No.2896593 Report

Quoted By: >>2896612 >>2896647 >>2896674

>>2896583
**He tries his best to gain his bearing to face the troops**

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:14:12 No.2896612 Report

Quoted By: >>2896629 >>2896674

>>2896593
I get in from another entrance, with a smile on my face and try to strike him from behind

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:15:02 No.2896629 Report

Quoted By: >>2896641 >>2896674 >>2896692

>>2896612
**He'd try to knock out the head of engineering before the soldiers get him*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:15:42 No.2896641 Report

Quoted By: >>2896674

>>2896629
Either way, he's distracted from one side..........

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:15:57 No.2896647 Report

Quoted By: >>2896667 >>2896679

>>2896530
*stacks up*
*under his breath*f ucker's gonna not make me look like a fool

>>2896503
*retrieves a oxy mask*
JUST IN CASE

>>2896593
YOU'RE DEAD BANTHA FODDER

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:17:28 No.2896667 Report

Quoted By: >>2896752 >>2896765

>>2896647
**He'd detonate his emergency bomb vest, blowing himself up*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:17:58 No.2896674 Report

Quoted By: >>2896708

>>2896629
>>2896612
>>2896593
>>2896583
*bright flash followed by blindness*

>>2896641
Sir, I think I remember you ordering all these flash-bang grenades.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:18:08 No.2896679 Report

Quoted By:

>Dr. Hutko I'm CIA
>>2896647
>If I pull that mask of, will you die?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:18:45 No.2896692 Report

Quoted By: >>2896749

>>2896629
As the guards close in, veiled by smoke, only noticeable by their red eye pieces, I draw my sword

When they're close enough they all do this

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:18 No.2896708 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896674
Hheehehehh

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:21:44 No.2896749 Report

Quoted By: >>2896765

>>2896692
"Surrender, you're surrounded"
*I point at him with my sword*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:21:58 No.2896752 Report

Quoted By: >>2896771

>>2896667
*shield's face from blast then stand for a second saying*
well you can say he was *puts on shades* apart from the crowd

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:29 No.2896765 Report

Quoted By: >>2896800

>>2896667
>>2896749
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
*BOOOM*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:54 No.2896771 Report

Quoted By: >>2896783

>>2896752
Oh shit so he actually blew up, I thought that was a hypothetical

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:23:52 No.2896783 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896771
>Quickly try to repair the damage

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:25:04 No.2896800 Report

Quoted By: >>2896819

>>2896765
WELL OK THEN
*The guards fly away, dead, or unconscious with heavy internal and external bleeding, I'm knocked to the floor, and everything hurts, my vision is blurry and there is ringing in my ears*

"... Fuck you"

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:26:48 No.2896819 Report

Quoted By: >>2896827

>>2896800
Ahh fuck

Holy shit
What the fuck

Jesus

Ahh

Fuck me

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:27:19 No.2896827 Report

Quoted By: >>2896879 >>2896915

>>2896819
*rolling around on the floor*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:29:05 No.2896852 Report

Quoted By: >>2896870 >>2896894

Did... did we just lose the game?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:30:50 No.2896870 Report

Quoted By: >>2896915

>>2896852
No we'll be fine, the ship wasn't entirely breached so we won't die yet
Suddenly remember pain after Adrenalin rash stops
FUck me
HELP
On the floor

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:32:14 No.2896879 Report

Quoted By: >>2896915 >>2896938

>>2896827
*drags his ass to the infirmary*
COME ON & NXT TIME EAT A SALAD

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:33:12 No.2896894 Report

Quoted By: >>2896915 >>2896916

>>2896852
::[intruder apprehended, lock down procedure #22875, no longer in progress. Heavy damage sustained in the {3A LIVING QUARTERS}, all systems operating. Go about you're day and sorry for the inconvenience]

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:35:04 No.2896915 Report

Quoted By: >>2896938 >>2896985

>>2896870
>>2896827
>>2896879

Here, you each get a mu-aliatocin shot, you won't feel pain for a week

let's put this hunk back together before anyone notices how bad we let it get

>>2896894
about time you got the asshole, good fukken job ship

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:35:05 No.2896916 Report

Quoted By: >>2896930 >>2896949

>>2896894
::[possible hull breaks in sectors: {23B, 245A and 36-C}]

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:36:09 No.2896930 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896916
GOD DAMN IT I thought maybe I'd get to sleep tonight... I need an intern.

F. Vargas of Milan

F. Vargas of Milan ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:36:46 No.2896936 Report

Quoted By:

(If you guys feel like it, I'll rp a cloaking /pol/ ship firing torpedoes at your vital systems.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:36:50 No.2896938 Report

Quoted By: >>2896986

>>2896915
>>2896879
Th... Thanks guys...
I still can't see..

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:37:46 No.2896949 Report

Quoted By: >>2896958 >>2897008

>>2896916
DOESN'T THIS RIG HAVE SOME SORT OF NANO-TACH TO PATCH UP THESE HOLES? GODDAMMIT

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:38:59 No.2896958 Report

Quoted By: >>2897030 >>2897038 >>2897061

>>2896949
NO

NO IT DOESN'T

TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH THAT PISSES YOU OFF CUZ IT PISSES ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:40:38 No.2896985 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896915
>Get a welding torch and a welder, also a mask
Start patching up the holes, wires and pipes silently, while mumbling angrily to himself

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:40:48 No.2896986 Report

Quoted By: >>2897032 >>2897345

>>2896938
Oh shit my bad man, I've got a couple spare biocams I could plug in there if you want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjdYsFTV Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:41:28 No.2896997 Report

Quoted By:

ha ha.. space. thatll be the day

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:42:14 No.2897008 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896949
Ugh..
*stumbles to standing*
Yea, I fucking wish bant supplied us with that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjdYsFTV Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:43:45 No.2897030 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896958
calm down its only a few holes. we have good air proof doors in the hanger bay. enjoy dying and shit!

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:44:00 No.2897032 Report

Quoted By: >>2897077

>>2896986
I'll check back in a couple of days, I might get an eye patch for a bit because those are the shit

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:44:28 No.2897038 Report

Quoted By: >>2897077

>>2896958
i have a lot of issues, YOU'D HAVE ISSUES TOO IF YOU'D HAVE FRIENDS GETTING BLOWN UP TRYING TO ESCAPE OFF WORLDS & THE ENEMY HAS AN LOL NO QUARTER POLICY

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:46:36 No.2897061 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896958
There are Eva suits in the hanger bay..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:47:51 No.2897077 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897032
tru be you get pussy right

>>2897038
*begins smoking*
*also lights up a cigarette*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:49:49 No.2897107 Report

Quoted By: >>2897147

*stumbles to comms*
*beep*
I'm going to check if there are any pol ships in the nearby sectors because I wanna blow some shit up with the main cannons

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:53:26 No.2897147 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897107
*re-mans the station & checks for power fluctuations*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:55:46 No.2897168 Report

Quoted By:

I'ma run a system check, gimme a minute to write it up.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:07:22 No.2897288 Report

Quoted By: >>2897331 >>2897345

SHIP AI::
Anti ship batteries are operational (100%)
Primary cannons are operational (100%)
Aaa batteries operational (99%)
Torpedo tubes online [45 torps remaining]
LS online (94%)
Shields fully charged (100%)
Plasma energy generators are online (100%) and at (65%) capacity
Warp crystals are (87%)
Erchius fuel (65%)
Interstellar capacity positive
Low impulse thrusters online (99%)
108 of the recommended 180 crew are detected
Long ranged comms online
Armory stock (89%)
HH connection strong

Hanger content:
2 {Vanguard L} dropships
1 {Vitan} cargo vessel
2 {Valkyrie 3K} medium interceptor/fighter
1 {Echo} medium rover
1 {Yukio} motercycle

[STATUS REPORT COMPLETED]

(are these helpful because they can be a lot of work)

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:10:38 No.2897331 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897288
Ehh I'll keep doing them I don't have anything better to do

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:12:03 No.2897345 Report

Quoted By: >>2897393 >>2897430

>>2897288
Finish fixing up
Go fix the 2nd plama generator with several of my men, while speading the others upon everything that isn't 100% based on how much it is
>>2896986
You're coming with me the the generator

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:17:51 No.2897393 Report

Quoted By: >>2897430

>>2897345
::[The generator is running at maximum capacity, it's just at 65% fuel capacity]

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:18:24 No.2897398 Report

Quoted By: >>2897422

captain, should i do some simulated weapons test for the event we do get attacked?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:20:58 No.2897422 Report

Quoted By: >>2897496

>>2897398
You have the permission to run the guard team through the simulations too sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:21:39 No.2897430 Report

Quoted By: >>2897479 >>2897497

>>2897393
Then just umm
Spread out and search for clues
And by clues I mean go to the wrap cystals, Ls, Aaa, LIT and get them all in tip top shape!
>>2897345
You're coming with me to the Warp crystals

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:25:15 No.2897479 Report

Quoted By: >>2897497

>>2897430
::[I'm very sorry for the confusion (I really am it's my fault sorry aa) but warp crystals cannot be repaired, however when they burn out they need to be repaired.] (sorry again, here's the run-down thing I did a few threads ago)

SHIP AI::
Anti ship batterys
(these are the large Turrets used for taking down ships of a bomber size and above)
Primary cannons
(this is a extremely slow lumbering turret on the bottom of the vessel that fires extremely large and slow firing projectiles as ships of a corvette size and above, able to break vessels in half)
Aaa batterys
(these are small turrets used for talking down fighters and shooting down torpedoes)
Torpedo tubes
(large torpedo tube pointing down the spine of the ship)
LS
(life support, oxygen ect)
Shields
(holographic ic projectors)
Plasma energy generators
(the power generator)
Warp crystals
(allow for interstellar travel)
Erchius fuel
(needed for all movements including interstellar)
Interstellar capacity
Low impulse thrusters
(used for moving around small areas like the orbits of planets and asteroid fields)
??? of the recommended 180 crew are detected
Long ranged comms
(long ranged communication)
Armory stock
HH connection
(connection to hentai haven)

Hanger content:
{Vanguard L} dropships
(lightly armed nimble dropships)
{Vitan} cargo vessel
(small cargo hauler)
{Valkyrie 3K} medium interceptor/fighter
(space superiority fighters)
{Echo} medium rover
(a cool car)

[STATUS REPORT COMPLETED]

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:27:16 No.2897496 Report

Quoted By: >>2897521 >>2897536

>>2897422
very good. *signal to ai for simulated ship to ship weapons test, fire control management & general quarters sim in order*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:27:28 No.2897497 Report

Quoted By: >>2897519 >>2897536

>>2897430
Jesus, sir, do you know how long I've been down here working on all this?

PLEASE take me with you
>>2897479
.....
...
..
...
....
.
Fuck.
FINE. I'm on it

The negev guy whose name we'll find out later

The negev guy whose name we'll find out later ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:30:28 No.2897519 Report

Quoted By: >>2897536 >>2897549

>>2897497
We're going to repair something, I don't care what
LET'S GO TO LS
AND REST OF YOU MEN GO TO THE REST OF THE PLACES I TOLD YOU

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:30:48 No.2897521 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897496
::[Holodeck actived]

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:32:55 No.2897536 Report

Quoted By: >>2897543 >>2897549

>>2897519
>>2897497
>>2897496
Well you all seem buzy, I'm going to patrol the ship I guess, check on our 3 caged xenos.

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:33:39 No.2897543 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897536
I like xenos

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:33:59 No.2897549 Report

Quoted By: >>2897575 >>2897576

>>2897519
OH HEY WE LEFT

WE'RE AT LIGHTSPEED
>>2897536
...wait when did the third happen? Do I need to make another room?
HOORAY

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:34:55 No.2897561 Report

Quoted By: >>2897575 >>2897587 >>2897609

alright guys
i took a bit of a nap in the cryo-sleep pods
so what happe-
...
............
.......................
.....................................
note to self, never take a nap ever again
what the fuck did you guys do

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:36:34 No.2897575 Report

Quoted By: >>2897588 >>2897605

>>2897549
Just
Come
We have lots to repair
>>2897561
There was a terrorist
He blew up

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:36:35 No.2897576 Report

Quoted By: >>2897588

>>2897549
>>2895005

Sorry, this one'll be hard

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:37:46 No.2897587 Report

Quoted By: >>2897617

>>2897561
Oh uhh

You haven't read through the ai's logs right?

(please)

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:37:48 No.2897588 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897575
>>2897576
Christ. Alright. I'm coming.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:39:03 No.2897605 Report

Quoted By: >>2897624

>>2897575
did.... did you guys murder the people below our room?
also why is Guard Captain hurt?

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:39:42 No.2897609 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897561
things

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:40:25 No.2897617 Report

Quoted By: >>2897631 >>2897658 >>2897663 >>2897943

>>2897587
oh sweet mother of-
*reads AI logs*
................
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*whips out the taser 9000*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:40:49 No.2897624 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897605
Well I don't feel a thing any more!

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:41:30 No.2897631 Report

Quoted By: >>2897643 >>2897653

>>2897617
Sir, if you have to kill anyone, please do me first.

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:42:41 No.2897643 Report

Quoted By: >>2897668

>>2897631
No no first we're doing each other in the ass

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:43:10 No.2897653 Report

Quoted By: >>2897668

>>2897631
no this wont kill you
it will hurt like hell though
*shoots taser gun at you*
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:43:37 No.2897658 Report

Quoted By: >>2897666 >>2897669 >>2897685 >>2897716

>>2897617
*sedates him with tranq dart from quikuse pen 5000®*
the man has lost his composure

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:44:10 No.2897663 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897617
Hey, well, it was the plumber idea and he's dead

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:44:37 No.2897666 Report

Quoted By: >>2897675 >>2897685 >>2897704

>>2897658
OH YOU MOTHERFU-
*falls flat on the ground*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:44:46 No.2897668 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897643
Okay first I feel like that's kind of a weird thing for my boss to say to me

Second, what took you so long

>>2897653
+lots of volts+

what

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:44:54 No.2897669 Report

Quoted By: >>2897685

>>2897658
Not I think he's justified, and he's to angery for that to work..

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:45:37 No.2897675 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897666
Orrr not. Hi satan

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:46:27 No.2897685 Report

Quoted By: >>2897700 >>2897704 >>2897716 >>2897728

>>2897658
>>2897666
>>2897669
im still awake fuckers....
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did you have to shoot me in the fucking ass
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shit
fuck

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Junior Engineer ID:DeSF6dKn Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:48:43 No.2897700 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897685
................what

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:49:12 No.2897704 Report

Quoted By: >>2897729

>>2897666
*checks satanic trips*
oh for, why did nobody tell was from /x/

>>2897685
that was loaded with enough tranq to keep jared's dick down after viewing the pre-teen pagentry

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:50:22 No.2897716 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897685
...welcome back sir.
I don't think you've met>>2897658

He's new

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:51:29 No.2897728 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897685
...do you need anything?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:51:38 No.2897729 Report

Quoted By: >>2897740 >>2897794

>>2897704
i hate you so fucking much
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
remove this tranquilizer needle from my body immediately
or you're going to get a taste of this tazer gun too
hhhhhhhhhhhkucfyhstudtiuywiugsyiuyw

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:52:42 No.2897740 Report

Quoted By: >>2897752

>>2897729
I'll do it sir
*hobbles over, yank*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:54:24 No.2897752 Report

Quoted By: >>2897766 >>2897794

>>2897740
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHIT
*accidentally shoots self with tazer gun*
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:55:31 No.2897762 Report

Quoted By:

Wtf

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:55:55 No.2897766 Report

Quoted By: >>2897804

>>2897752
Holy shit
*stabs you with future morphine*
*attempts to disarm tazer*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:56:18 No.2897768 Report

Quoted By: >>2897797

>ded
>kind of

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:59:08 No.2897794 Report

Quoted By: >>2897813 >>2897817

>>2897729
sorry(not sorry) couldn't let you be a threat.

>>2897752
o boy

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:59:12 No.2897797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897768
Umm, can we get him to the medibay

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:59:36 No.2897804 Report

Quoted By: >>2897823 >>2897828

>>2897766
NO DONT TOUCH I-
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:00:41 No.2897813 Report

Quoted By: >>2897853

>>2897794
He is the second in command to the captain in case you didn't know...

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:01:16 No.2897817 Report

Quoted By: >>2897853

>>2897794
Yeah you're going to get in big trouble

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:01:53 No.2897823 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897804
BZZZZZZT

"HAHAHAHA, I CAN'T FEEL A THING!!"
"help"

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:02:38 No.2897828 Report

Quoted By: >>2897858

>>2897804
Okay, NOBODY touch it
>Gets rubber gloves
>Pulls the tazers by the metal from the skin

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:04:23 No.2897847 Report

Quoted By: >>2897943

Hehehehe, I smell funny

*falls unconscious*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:04:27 No.2897853 Report

Quoted By: >>2897887

>>2897813
>>2897817
well what was i supposed to do? let him shock everybody in sight & cut manpower?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:05:31 No.2897858 Report

Quoted By: >>2897871 >>2897887

>>2897828
WAIT NO THIS TAZER GUN CAN ZAP ANYTHING INCLUDING RUBBE-
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:06:44 No.2897871 Report

Quoted By: >>2897890 >>2897899

>>2897858
*A nameless guard comes over and shoots the taser*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:08:09 No.2897887 Report

Quoted By: >>2897943

>>2897853
First of all, this wasn't your choice to make
Second of all, he wouldn't have done that
Third of all, there are way better ways to neutralize someone, ask the FUCKING PDF GUARD CAPTIAN STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU
Point is, you're in trouble
>>2897858

>Gets future rubber
>Tries again

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:08:27 No.2897890 Report

Quoted By: >>2897915 >>2897943

>>2897871
AH SHIT YOU SHOT MY FUCKING HAND OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:09:11 No.2897899 Report

Quoted By: >>2898006

>>2897871
*snoring*
*coughs up some blood*
*continues snoring*

Guard

Guard ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:10:39 No.2897915 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897890
Uhh, sorry sir
*runs away,*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:11:50 No.2897924 Report

Quoted By:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
SOMEONEHANDMEACLOTHANDSOMEIODINE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:12:29 No.2897933 Report

Quoted By: >>2897947

what is this noise?

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:13:03 No.2897943 Report

Quoted By: >>2898006

>>2897887
>this wasn't your choice to make
it was & worked, till the satanic trips brought him back
>he wouldn't have done that
>>2897617
>there are way better ways to neutralize someone, ask the FUCKING PDF GUARD CAPTIAN STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU
>>2897847

lotta good that did, didn't it?

>>2897890
blyat, HOW DO WE TURN IT OFF?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:13:16 No.2897947 Report

Quoted By: >>2897965 >>2897985

>>2897933
OH THANK YOU DOCTOR YOU FINALLY HERE FIX THIS SHIT OF A SITUATION

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:14:40 No.2897965 Report

Quoted By: >>2898006

>>2897947
I need a quick rundown

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:16:28 No.2897985 Report

Quoted By: >>2898006

>>2897947
::[your hot pocket is ready sir]

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:16:33 No.2897988 Report

Quoted By:

*body starts to smoke up*
....do i smell something burning....?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:18:44 No.2898006 Report

Quoted By: >>2898021 >>2898028 >>2898055

>>2897943
Still wasn't, there's a reason we're highter ups anf you're a Lcdr. whatever that means, and us being higher ups means we make the choices NOT YOU, and it didn't work, because obviously if it would he would fall uncontious, he still wouldn't have done what you've said, as in shoot fucking everyone
There's no room for discussion, someone take him away >>2897899
>>2897965
The co captain got drugged, zapped a bunch of times, and his arm was shot off
>>2897985
Thank you failsafe
>Grabs the hot pocket and just sits there staring at it and eating

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:20:43 No.2898021 Report

Quoted By: >>2898040

>>2898006
no it was just my hand... i think
*body starts being enveloped in flames*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:21:28 No.2898028 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898006
*snoring*
*huh..? I love the smell of burning tau*
*snoring*

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:22:32 No.2898040 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898021
::[fire detected, activating sprinklers]

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:23:26 No.2898047 Report

Quoted By: >>2898061

we need to do an intervention
if this post gets an odd number for the last digit the Co Captain receives proper treatment
if this post gets an even number the co captn gets burnt 35% of his body before I can do anything

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:24:08 No.2898055 Report

Quoted By: >>2898076

>>2898006
>Still wasn't, there's a reason we're highter ups anf you're a Lcdr. whatever that means, and us being higher ups means we make the choices NOT YOU
IT'S CALLED TAKING CHARGE & SO FAR I DON'T SEE YOU TAKING CHARGE OF SHIT. GREAT, NOW THERE GOES MY CHILL I GOT FROM THAT PILL I TOOK EARLIER.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:24:35 No.2898061 Report

Quoted By: >>2898087

>>2898047
::[sprinkles you]

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:24:36 No.2898062 Report

Quoted By: >>2898078

*snores*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:25:43 No.2898076 Report

Quoted By: >>2898088 >>2898182

>>2898055
I'm not having you shout at me after all you've done
*Hit him with electrified baton*

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:25:51 No.2898078 Report

Quoted By: >>2898087 >>2898095

>>2898062
::[sprinkles]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:26:49 No.2898087 Report

Quoted By: >>2898099

>>2898061
>>2898078
Stop it, the water bill will wreck our pockets

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:26:56 No.2898088 Report

Quoted By: >>2898105

>>2898076
(oh yea good idea use the baton while wet)
Bzzzt

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:27:15 No.2898095 Report

Quoted By: >>2898110 >>2898130

>>2898078
*sniff*
w-what? wha...?
why am i being sprinkled with water all of a sudden?

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:27:41 No.2898099 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898087
::[fire eliminated, deactivating Sprinkles]

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:28:19 No.2898105 Report

Quoted By: >>2898112

>>2898088
It only does electricity while it hits something

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:28:52 No.2898110 Report

Quoted By: >>2898128

>>2898095
*snore*
*coughs up more blood*
*snore*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:28:58 No.2898112 Report

Quoted By: >>2898122 >>2898124

>>2898105
And there's only electricity on the part that, you know, you don't grab

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:29:41 No.2898122 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898112
Because I'm an ENGINEEEEEEEEEER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:29:51 No.2898124 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898112
(oh that works sorry)

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:30:01 No.2898128 Report

Quoted By: >>2898135

>>2898110
*sniff*
hey, why.... why are you bleeding right now...?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:30:09 No.2898130 Report

Quoted By: >>2898138

>>2898095
we're gonna need to put an electric hand for you, but I'll need help from the engineer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:30:50 No.2898135 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898128
*snore*
*for the... Emperor*
*snore*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:31:10 No.2898138 Report

Quoted By: >>2898142

>>2898130
Can't you just stich up the original?

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:31:34 No.2898142 Report

Quoted By: >>2898164 >>2898186

>>2898138
As in, put the hand back in?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:33:21 No.2898164 Report

Quoted By: >>2898220

>>2898142
the Sieger doesn't have any sort of resources to achieve that

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:34:22 No.2898182 Report

Quoted By: >>2898220

>>2898076
*ineffective because the arm he he was a prosthetic*
GOTTA DO A LOT MORE THAN THAT

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:34:30 No.2898186 Report

Quoted By: >>2898208 >>2898492

>>2898142
*snore*
*she looked 18 though*
*snore*
*blood leaks out of nostril*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:35:48 No.2898208 Report

Quoted By: >>2898253 >>2898492

>>2898186
>she looked 18 though
*sniff*
wait... wha...?
*snores*

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:36:28 No.2898220 Report

Quoted By: >>2898231 >>2898261 >>2898288

>>2898182
*Hits you a bunch more times (On the first hit you're supposed to be ON THE GROUND), each time is about half the pain of a tazer plus physical pain*
>>2898164
Let's go doctor

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:37:35 No.2898231 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898220
we need a bio-stimulator or a cellshocker to put the hand back. I've checked twice and we don't have any of those in the cargo

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:39:10 No.2898253 Report

Quoted By: >>2898286 >>2898492

>>2898208
*hugs you*
*snore*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:B27KH864 Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:39:49 No.2898261 Report

Quoted By: >>2898288

>>2898220
*knocks it out of his hand then walks away*
if you need me i'll be in my quarters

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:41:55 No.2898286 Report

Quoted By: >>2898303 >>2898492

>>2898253
*sniff*
n-no homo...
*snore*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:42:02 No.2898288 Report

Quoted By: >>2898293

>>2898220
>>2898261
Oooooooooo
Drama

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:42:46 No.2898293 Report

Quoted By: >>2898363

>>2898288
How about do your job?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:43:31 No.2898303 Report

Quoted By: >>2898314 >>2898322 >>2898492

>>2898286
*iii... Love you mann*
*snore*
*if I die here I'm glad I'm with you*
*cries a little bit, memories flowing back to him of a time long gone*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:44:23 No.2898314 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898303
*Falls into a deep sleep, blood still coming out of one nostril*

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:45:38 No.2898322 Report

Quoted By: >>2898339 >>2898492

>>2898303
*snore*
i-its not like that i like you or anything..b-baka...
*snore*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:47:10 No.2898339 Report

Quoted By: >>2898366 >>2898492

>>2898322
*while asleep hugs tighter*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:49:18 No.2898360 Report

Quoted By: >>2898492

>mfw this has become a thread for erotic cosmonaut roleplaying

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:49:40 No.2898363 Report

Quoted By: >>2898453

>>2898293
::[your secondary emergency hot pocket is ready sir]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:50:05 No.2898366 Report

Quoted By: >>2898380 >>2898492

>>2898339
wait...wha-
WAIT WHAT AM I DOING HERE
WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
*shoots tazer gun*
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:51:40 No.2898380 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898366
*fucking falls into a coma*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:51:40 No.2898381 Report

Quoted By: >>2898398

**An Electrical Shortage has started a fire in a random location decided by the SHIP AI**

Depending on where this is, it could either be easily extinguished or will lead to disaster

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:53:50 No.2898398 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898381
(oh god, OK)
::[A fire has been detected in the long ranged comm server, fire prevention protocols activated, requesting crew assistance]

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:56:53 No.2898429 Report

Quoted By: >>2898459

We are impressive levels of fucked right now from very mundane issues

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:58:56 No.2898453 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898363
Thank you OH FUCK
Keep that hot pocket heated failsafe
*Runs to the place to do the things while shouting*
THIS IS A FUN JOB BUT IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS SOMETIMES

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:59:30 No.2898459 Report

Quoted By: >>2898490

>>2898429
I think I'm going to die from blood loss pretty soon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:59:42 No.2898462 Report

Quoted By: >>2898472 >>2898486

>Tfw we're on like, page 8

Leave it to all the rpers going to sleep.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:01:04 No.2898472 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898462
The threads about to die anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tJgqKk7F Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:02:08 No.2898485 Report

Quoted By: >>2898500 >>2898501

Welp, see you tomorrow night for the next thread

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:02:18 No.2898486 Report

Quoted By: >>2898500

>>2898462
I'm probably going to leave too, cya tomorrow maybe.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:02:43 No.2898490 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898459
*gives a tissue paper*
just block your nassal holes with this, tilt your head slightly down for 4 minutes

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:03:10 No.2898492 Report

Quoted By: >>2898521

>>2898186
>>2898208
>>2898253
>>2898286
>>2898303
>>2898322
>>2898339
>>2898360
>>2898366
>mfw this thread almost derailed into gay shit

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:UtKv/VPh Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:03:33 No.2898500 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898485
>>2898486
I'm also going to sleep, see you all and good nights

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:03:40 No.2898501 Report

Quoted By: >>2898519

>>2898485
Can't believe how long this has gone on for and how much plot direction there is, it's embarrassingly more interesting than my dnd campaign

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:05:17 No.2898519 Report

Quoted By: >>2898527 >>2898542

>>2898501
Whaaaaaa we're done?
But I had plans.....

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:05:22 No.2898521 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898492
I keked p hard when Dr hukto pointed that out

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:06:00 No.2898527 Report

Quoted By: >>2898532 >>2898631

>>2898519
It'll probably start again tomorrow at like 9 Brisbane time

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:06:23 No.2898532 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898527
Am that is

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:06:27 No.2898534 Report

Quoted By:

>Erotic cosmonaut roleplaying
I keked hard

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:07:28 No.2898542 Report

Quoted By: >>2898551 >>2898585

>>2898519
Also were on the bad end of page 9

Also
>443 replies
Jesus

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:08:44 No.2898551 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898542
Bump limit reached

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:09:31 No.2898562 Report

Quoted By:

Whelp, I'll start writing up the tldr of this threads events for tomorrow

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:11:40 No.2898580 Report

Quoted By: >>2898631

I wonder what the rest of the board thinks of us when we stay at page one for like 4 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ViTrUK8H Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:12:08 No.2898585 Report

Quoted By: >>2898591

>>2898542
holy shit
thats the most this ITT series ever gotten
anyways
cya

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:13:17 No.2898591 Report

Quoted By: >>2898597 >>2898603

>>2898585
I wouldnt be surprised if that's a 4chan record

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:13:38 No.2898597 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898591
450

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:14:14 No.2898603 Report

Quoted By: >>2898631

>>2898591
Also I mean a record for an ITT

Head of Engineering

Head of Engineering ID:Fhwxa8VX Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:18:13 No.2898631 Report

Quoted By: >>2898647

>>2898603
I had plans though
>>2898580
More like 7 hours
>>2898527
AM or PM?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:19:44 No.2898647 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898631
AM
Cya then

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:yGTe3k2i Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:24:01 No.2898677 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck was this thread good

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