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Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:18:13 No.2896683 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2896710 >>2896713 >>2896718 >>2896722 >>2896770 >>2898983

hi /bant/

I'm in a hospital rn, my mom just finished surgery. Give me any fun jokes to cheer me up and help me survive the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IQ8gkLib Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:17 No.2896706 Report

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>be canadian
>get single payer healthcare'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1gpaxKC Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:24 No.2896710 Report

Quoted By: >>2896727

>>2896683
what your mom have anon?

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PD ID:XyRcY2hT Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:33 No.2896713 Report

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>>2896683
How are niggers and monkeys the same? They both hang from trees!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKR3dCpG Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:49 No.2896718 Report

Quoted By: >>2896743

>>2896683
What's gay, ugly and dead?

Your mom tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:19:56 No.2896722 Report

Quoted By: >>2896743

>>2896683
Did your mum freeze to death again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:20:25 No.2896727 Report

Quoted By: >>2896742 >>2896758

>>2896710
A tumor in her vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:21:17 No.2896742 Report

Quoted By: >>2896761 >>2896797 >>2898577

>>2896727
But you were born years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:21:23 No.2896743 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896718
>>2896722

:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:99fjh8Vd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:21:39 No.2896746 Report

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A girl asks her mom how to get rid of her boyfriend's dandruff
Her mom tells her to give him head and shoulders
The girls then asks how to give her boyfriend shoulders?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47W8Cw1e Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:06 No.2896756 Report

Quoted By:

>be Canadian
>cum in miss butterworth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GEqkgjwt Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:11 No.2896758 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896727
nah dude, pretty sure it already got out like about 20 years ago or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:13 No.2896761 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896742
It grew after I was born duh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:22:48 No.2896770 Report

Quoted By: >>2896782

>>2896683
a french army sends out 5 ships

the fifth one cinq

...

ha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:23:41 No.2896782 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896770

honhonhon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IQ8gkLib Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:25:00 No.2896797 Report

Quoted By: >>2896810

>>2896742
anon no this is not the time for jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:26:11 No.2896810 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896797
Cucked by the French!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qpmf1Vfz Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:26:52 No.2896820 Report

Quoted By: >>2896838 >>2896865

knock knock

who's there?

statistics

statistics who?

statistics say on average 150 people die from surgery complications every year in Canada

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:28:07 No.2896838 Report

Quoted By: >>2896864 >>2896865 >>2897466

>>2896820
Haha. 10 million Americans die every year from botched circumcisions.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:30:13 No.2896864 Report

Quoted By: >>2896882

>>2896838
amerca is a big cuntry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:30:20 No.2896865 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896838
>>2896820
heh ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:32:23 No.2896882 Report

Quoted By: >>2896893

>>2896864
Fuck off Guam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:33:01 No.2896893 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896882
woah calm down fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:39:27 No.2896967 Report

Quoted By: >>2897022

I'm bored af

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:43:13 No.2897022 Report

Quoted By: >>2897085

>>2896967
WOOM WOOM
EXCITING POST INCOMING
DOOF DOOF

listen to music fren

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:48:25 No.2897085 Report

Quoted By: >>2897105

>>2897022
I don't have earbuds :((

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:49:45 No.2897105 Report

Quoted By: >>2897119

>>2897085
o nooo

can you go check a nearby shop? i know you can get earbuds here at 5 dollar stores

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:50:58 No.2897119 Report

Quoted By: >>2897138 >>2897154

>>2897105
I'm too lazy/tired to walk and it's way too cold outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:52:38 No.2897138 Report

Quoted By: >>2897171

>>2897119
>Be Canadian
>Peehole freezes shut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:54:08 No.2897154 Report

Quoted By: >>2897171

>>2897119
31 degrees here
always 31 degrees
also humid

then find an ebook online
or read some news articles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:55:59 No.2897171 Report

Quoted By: >>2897182 >>2897183

>>2897138
I don't go out naked

>>2897154
I'm running low on data, you have to pay for the WiFi here :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:57:30 No.2897182 Report

Quoted By: >>2897188

>>2897171
Implying clothes make a difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KXBvfSMd Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:57:52 No.2897183 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897171
thats pretty shit
idk sleep on the couch or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 03:58:30 No.2897188 Report

Quoted By: >>2897210

>>2897182
Yes they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0PUsp5al Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:00:15 No.2897210 Report

Quoted By: >>2897220

>>2897188
Go find a doctor and ask him to circumcise you so you can become American.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:01:36 No.2897220 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897210
I don't want to be a burger fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5vM5jQh7 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:23:54 No.2897466 Report

Quoted By: >>2898953

>>2896838

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:28:44 No.2897508 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYnn2+61 Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:35:06 No.2897565 Report

Quoted By: >>2897651

Heres one about Quebec.

Have you ever heard about the ship that sank during the storm in the St Lawrence river? Near Quebec. There were apparently five cats on board the ship when it sank.

Do you know what the newspaper in Quebec said on its headlines??

Une, Duex, Trois, Cat Cinq

:)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:42:58 No.2897651 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897565
Heh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 04:59:01 No.2897792 Report

Quoted By:

roll for dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:01:25 No.2897821 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:25:18 No.2898070 Report

Quoted By:

Hek I'm bored

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:33:18 No.2898163 Report

Quoted By:

Trips????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:39:23 No.2898255 Report

Quoted By: >>2898271

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fKIqxGdq Sun 12 Nov 2017 05:40:24 No.2898271 Report

Quoted By:

>>2898255
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUBS hell yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c3FC2zxP Sun 12 Nov 2017 06:11:27 No.2898577 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896742
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6expEBpR Sun 12 Nov 2017 07:01:35 No.2898953 Report

Quoted By:

>>2897466
That'll make for a fun youtube unboxing video.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6expEBpR Sun 12 Nov 2017 07:04:25 No.2898973 Report

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I can't think of any good jokes off of the top of my head so here's a funny picture of an anime girl cocooned in foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IjL9VZyM Sun 12 Nov 2017 07:06:50 No.2898983 Report

Quoted By:

>>2896683
Tell your mom I wish her pussy all the best and I hope it is a-okay

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