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>leaving work
>little girl approaches you and offers some beer, latest record of that band you like and car magazines
>kinda too good to be true but okay, how bad could it be
>bunch of them burst out of the van as you approach
>they tie you down and force you to take part in their lame tea parties
>instead of beer you have to braid half a dozen heads of hair over and over
>instead of AC/DC you have say nice things about their dumb plush toys
>instead of car talk it's endless piggyback rides
>hours pass and after torturing you with songs from children's shows, they eventually throw you out and drive off
>used up, covered in make up, glitter and hairbands, utterly cute from their twisted makeover
>climb in the shower and cry on the floor for the rest of the day
>no matter how hard you scrub, the shame doesn't go away
>too scared to go to the authorities or tell anyone
Stay safe out there, anons, there are some sick people out there.
Don't trust lolis. Do not fall for offers to take you to a barbecue. Never follow them anywhere.
If you're being tailed by little girls, stay in well-lit, crowded areas. Get a girl you know to walk you home.