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Anonymous ID:EJozyx8C Tue 09 May 2017 13:23:24 No.291118 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>291190 >>291213 >>291264 >>292754 >>293227 >>293361 >>293613 >>298058 >>298736

say something gross itt that you did as a child

>4th grade
>alone in classroom
>piss in corner
>never got talked to about it

>6th grade
>attempt to stick stolen tampon in ass because apparently girls do it
>won't go, leave on school bathroom floor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UTNY2Yad Tue 09 May 2017 13:26:21 No.291182 Report

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>swimming in a unknown swimming pool
>have to shit like crazy but cannot find the toilet
>Try and get dressed asap because i remember seeing a toilet at the entrance.
>heavy diarrhea shit all over the floor in the dressing cabin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xs68BwmY Tue 09 May 2017 13:26:59 No.291190 Report

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>>291118
I enjoyed eating Broccoli with my dinner

L. Wyatt

L. Wyatt ID:uachwrJy Tue 09 May 2017 13:28:21 No.291213 Report

Quoted By: >>291226 >>299060

>>291118
>attempt to stick stolen tampon in ass
Kek.
>be yesterday
>at a cheap diner restaurant
>go to bathroom
>have to piss really bad
>it's basically a room with no urinals, just a toilet
>somewhat clean
>I don't give a fuck, I whip it out and start pissing everywhere
>even get some on the toilet paper
>decide to piss everywhere on purpose
>tfw /devilish/
>tfw saw some fat chick walk in and out disgusted

L. Wyatt

L. Wyatt ID:uachwrJy Tue 09 May 2017 13:28:55 No.291226 Report

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>>291213
Not really a child story but it's decent. Surprised you folks can remember then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:If/8Yopj Tue 09 May 2017 13:29:29 No.291238 Report

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Had a dick sword fight with a friend in kindergarten in the back of a school bus.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G49DEhGq Tue 09 May 2017 13:30:31 No.291264 Report

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>>291118
Only sorta gross.

>Hear the term butthurt and find it stupid
>One day get mad at someone and call them butthurt
>Next day get diagnosed with hemorrhoids
>It was God's divine punishment against me for calling someone butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ds2oDDWb Tue 09 May 2017 13:31:16 No.291279 Report

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I let my dogger lick me weiner.

Toast

Toast ID:JL2u+s6F Tue 09 May 2017 13:35:22 No.291372 Report

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I used to wipe my ass with used toilet paper that was lying around the bathroom at the time. no joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dp1JKDbk Tue 09 May 2017 13:56:40 No.291780 Report

Quoted By: >>291969 >>292437 >>292465 >>292536 >>293030

>Be 4
>Play doctors and nurses with girl on my street the same age
>diagnose vagoo as 'strange hole'
>Proceed to fill with play-doh
>She's gay now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:an1xdKIw Tue 09 May 2017 14:03:22 No.291969 Report

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>>291780
Fucking KEK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:If/8Yopj Tue 09 May 2017 14:14:16 No.292437 Report

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>>291780

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EJozyx8C Tue 09 May 2017 14:15:58 No.292465 Report

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>>291780
>she's gay now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k3cjEx1P Tue 09 May 2017 14:19:32 No.292536 Report

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>>291780
Screencapped

>used to masturbate onto toilet rolls as teen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+kS7ln1s Tue 09 May 2017 14:22:53 No.292594 Report

Quoted By: >>292753 >>297438

>be 8
>work out we could get elections by moving the sides of our dicks
>used to "make our willies dance" for entertainment
>once did it in front of an entire bus
Kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8/V3YO9e Tue 09 May 2017 14:27:39 No.292690 Report

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>be 10
>have small a small disk I received from a kids magazine
>stick dick trough diskhole
>cant get it out
>panic and pull it out forcefully
>small chap on my tip, which bleeds and hurts horribly
>tfw scarred dick
>tfw it doesnt matter cause permavirgin kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CKpXOZRN Tue 09 May 2017 14:30:46 No.292753 Report

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>>292594
I wish I could vote in the UK. Sounds fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5NJRIzt Tue 09 May 2017 14:30:47 No.292754 Report

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>>291118
>be me
>4 years old
>eat dirt in drainage ditch next to trailer park
>proceed to do that for days

lol this one is worse

>be me
>8 years old
>hanging out with neighbor girl
>"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
>spend months as "boy friend and girl friend"
>meet her years later
>she has burly man voice, 0/10 humor and is rather large

my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+kS7ln1s Tue 09 May 2017 14:33:12 No.292803 Report

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>>292754
Post a pic of her "transformation"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bqlrhtHu Tue 09 May 2017 14:33:26 No.292808 Report

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>be me
>In class
>elementary school
>hanging out with the kids
>in bathroom
>kid is taking shit in stall
>doesnt know how to wipe
>what an idiot
>go in there and wipe for him
>start tickling him
>he shits more
>i start shitting too
>next day i get called out of class by cops
>kid told parents
>traitor

Lost my teaching job that day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k3cjEx1P Tue 09 May 2017 14:35:38 No.292851 Report

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>>292808
Small kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F5NJRIzt Tue 09 May 2017 14:35:48 No.292856 Report

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>>292803
This was over a decade ago man
...
Cell phones didn't even exist then

Um..
Just imagine a basic white bookworm blonde 10y/o girl who was into hello kitty, and then imagine her as Amy Schumer

That's the basic gist I think

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qbEuGPMY Tue 09 May 2017 14:42:49 No.292994 Report

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>>291372
Please be b8

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qbEuGPMY Tue 09 May 2017 14:44:22 No.293030 Report

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>>291780

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OauHOOCK Tue 09 May 2017 14:49:03 No.293123 Report

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whenever I would use the upstairs bathroom (and only this bathroom, for some reason) I would fish around in my belly button with a finger and wipe anything that I found on the wall next to the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k3cjEx1P Tue 09 May 2017 14:53:08 No.293214 Report

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I used to eat my own cum after jacking off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztfQYgoA Tue 09 May 2017 14:53:44 No.293227 Report

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>>291118
Once I took a shit outside, picked it up and threw it against a car's front window.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OauHOOCK Tue 09 May 2017 14:53:53 No.293233 Report

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>>293214

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+kS7ln1s Tue 09 May 2017 14:58:46 No.293327 Report

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I used to pick my nose and wipe it on the wall next to my bed, also used to chew the wood of my bed and pretend to be a beaver.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDi1quob Tue 09 May 2017 14:59:58 No.293361 Report

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>>291118
Pick nose and smear the boogers on furniture (and others' clothes)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F4I/rCr9 Tue 09 May 2017 15:11:30 No.293613 Report

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>>291118
Jesus christ that picture is hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MMMieBXG Tue 09 May 2017 15:57:16 No.294375 Report

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>be 5
>be an autistic cuck
>steal shit from everyone i know
>steal drinks from a storage facility
>see pooper
>see ladder that goes to the roofs
>climb it with pooper
>thne procede to throwing pooper
> few weeks later try to open a glass botle with coke and cut my finger
>karma is a bitch

i dont even know why i threw the doggo down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jQE73UJH Tue 09 May 2017 16:29:28 No.294902 Report

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>be prolly 8? 7?
>at grandpa and grandma's house
>home alone
>gee they sure do have alot of guns
>small bullets laying around
>chewtow.flac
>chew on it while watching TV
>can taste the gunpowder

i probably got brain damage from the chemicals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EJozyx8C Tue 09 May 2017 16:48:22 No.295311 Report

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>>294902
might have had some residual lead on it, but if it was fmj you should be good

Amenegele

Amenegele ID:vLyKvhDp Tue 09 May 2017 17:58:20 No.296988 Report

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A JÓ KURVA ANYÁTOKAT SEGGLUKOK SZAR AZ EGÉSZ OLDAL FOS HUGY GANÉ

Toast

Toast ID:JL2u+s6F Tue 09 May 2017 18:00:00 No.297031 Report

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>>292994
it isn't. my mom and us lived in squalor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kc0xfTNR Tue 09 May 2017 18:11:01 No.297335 Report

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up until i was like 16, when i would jerk off, i would just cum in my underpants and carry on with the day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nHr1bnCi Tue 09 May 2017 18:14:23 No.297438 Report

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>>292594
When I was 16 a guy in my class did that.
Unsurprisingly he was found unfit for military service(since military service here is mandatory)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rbsQaadU Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:34 No.297587 Report

Quoted By: >>298482 >>298528

I use to eat the yeast infection discharge from my baby hole when I was little.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZRtPrvVP Tue 09 May 2017 18:31:29 No.298058 Report

Quoted By: >>298499

>>291118
I jacked off my dog when I was a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8W21I+aR Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:06 No.298476 Report

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Played outside with other children my age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KPlXNHSR Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:26 No.298482 Report

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>>297587

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KPlXNHSR Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:48 No.298499 Report

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>>298058
Did it work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9doFRZxU Tue 09 May 2017 18:44:40 No.298528 Report

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>>297587
women are fucking gross get out of here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7OXmtCZx Tue 09 May 2017 18:50:01 No.298736 Report

Quoted By: >>298899

>>291118
>1st grade
>would go to toilet during class
>in stall pissing
>was obsessed with playing Chrono Trigger at the time
>span around in circles while pissing like Crono's cyclone move
>walls dripping with piss
>never got caught

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7OXmtCZx Tue 09 May 2017 18:54:48 No.298899 Report

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>>298736
>3rd grade to 6th grade
>would piss on the fresh toilet roll in whichever stall I used until completely drenched
>every morning
>principal brought it up at assembly it was annoying them so much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rr0GCnbN Tue 09 May 2017 18:59:30 No.299060 Report

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>>291213
The only way this could be more autistic is if you shat all over the place and screamed something stupid while you did it.

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