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/bant/ I think I'm actually going to die.
>be me
>scatfag
>home alone (22 but live with family) for the first time in a long time
>it's time to party
>i take a shit in my pants
>reach hand in pants and start fapping with the shit
>hhnnnngggg
>cum
>waddle my way to the bathroom
>turn on shower, it falters for a second but continues in a decent stream
>start washing my hand off
>notice the shower is slowly dying
>turn around and try the sink
>it gurgles a bit, then leaks a few drops of water
>quickly run to second bathroom and try their sink and shower
>nada
>if i hadn't already shit my pants, i'd be shitting my pants
>suddenly hear the shower start to go full blaze
>quickly rush in and strip off my shit covered sweat pants and undies
>shower dies immediately
>hear a knock on my door
>i quickly throw on a towel and answer it
>it's my neighbor
>the water line is broken, they're trying to fix it
>mfw i'm now sitting at my computer in a towel, my cock, balls, and ass are all covered in drying shit, and I don't even know when the water will be back on
Shittiest day ever.
>be me
>scatfag
>home alone (22 but live with family) for the first time in a long time
>it's time to party
>i take a shit in my pants
>reach hand in pants and start fapping with the shit
>hhnnnngggg
>cum
>waddle my way to the bathroom
>turn on shower, it falters for a second but continues in a decent stream
>start washing my hand off
>notice the shower is slowly dying
>turn around and try the sink
>it gurgles a bit, then leaks a few drops of water
>quickly run to second bathroom and try their sink and shower
>nada
>if i hadn't already shit my pants, i'd be shitting my pants
>suddenly hear the shower start to go full blaze
>quickly rush in and strip off my shit covered sweat pants and undies
>shower dies immediately
>hear a knock on my door
>i quickly throw on a towel and answer it
>it's my neighbor
>the water line is broken, they're trying to fix it
>mfw i'm now sitting at my computer in a towel, my cock, balls, and ass are all covered in drying shit, and I don't even know when the water will be back on
Shittiest day ever.
