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Anonymous ID:wrdWfM78 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:23:20 No.2915984 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2916010 >>2916016 >>2916029 >>2916066 >>2916157 >>2916359 >>2917604

Let's say I don't want to go to school. What are some good excuses? Inb4 rule #1, just still in high school

HARDMODE: No faking sick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:24:00 No.2915991 Report

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Sick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:24:09 No.2915992 Report

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Migraine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:24:18 No.2915994 Report

Quoted By: >>2916046

Your grandad ded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:24:26 No.2915995 Report

Quoted By: >>2916046

Your grand mum ded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:24:38 No.2915996 Report

Quoted By: >>2916046

Risky- your mum or dad ded.

Uncommon Leaf

Uncommon Leaf ID:h94Xn3TO Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:26:35 No.2916010 Report

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>>2915984
Say your legs aren't working. And continue to not walk around your whole house.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qz3pX7kU Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:27:44 No.2916016 Report

Quoted By: >>2916019 >>2916021 >>2916861

>>2915984
Phone in an anonymous tip saying you're gonna shoot up the school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qz3pX7kU Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:28:20 No.2916019 Report

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>>2916016
And literally give up your own name

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:28:41 No.2916021 Report

Quoted By: >>2916861

>>2916016

OP isn't American

Uncommon Leaf

Uncommon Leaf ID:h94Xn3TO Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:30:06 No.2916029 Report

Quoted By: >>2916058

>>2915984
Phone in an anonymous bomb threat. It's France, so it's pretty believable and practically foolproof.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oks/WuG1 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:35:29 No.2916046 Report

Quoted By: >>2916055

>>2915994
>>2915995
>>2915996
It's *dead* you fucking monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3FT/zEn8 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:38:47 No.2916055 Report

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>>2916046

Am ded! XDDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wrdWfM78 Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:39:57 No.2916058 Report

Quoted By: >>2916061

>>2916029

Uncommon Leaf

Uncommon Leaf ID:h94Xn3TO Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:40:43 No.2916061 Report

Quoted By: >>2916851

>>2916058
Oh, it's netherlands. Even better.

Uncommon Leaf

Uncommon Leaf ID:h94Xn3TO Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:41:56 No.2916066 Report

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>>2915984
Learn some arabic phonetics for the call. End it with an Aloha Snackbar for good measure

Uncommon Leaf

Uncommon Leaf ID:h94Xn3TO Mon 13 Nov 2017 08:42:27 No.2916068 Report

Quoted By: >>2916143

At least put on a mud-slime accent.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VlR9HLy6 Mon 13 Nov 2017 09:06:25 No.2916143 Report

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>>2916068
>implying he hasn't got one already...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xw0iowmG Mon 13 Nov 2017 09:12:17 No.2916157 Report

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>>2915984

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JPpNliUJ Mon 13 Nov 2017 10:02:12 No.2916359 Report

Quoted By: >>2916423

>>2915984
This is a foolproof solution that has a 100% success rate. Alright, what you do, is literally kill yourself, and then you never have to go to school again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RAWriU4V Mon 13 Nov 2017 10:24:55 No.2916423 Report

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>>2916359
I can confirm this works

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HEuHBEnR Mon 13 Nov 2017 11:03:44 No.2916556 Report

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going to a funeral, bonus point if you pretend to be your mum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MeF+USUk Mon 13 Nov 2017 11:54:05 No.2916851 Report

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>>2916061
retard leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gp+zaUNl Mon 13 Nov 2017 11:55:12 No.2916861 Report

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>>2916016
>>2916021
This actually worked on a school in belgium after it was posted on /b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xh8RonSn Mon 13 Nov 2017 13:37:59 No.2917604 Report

Quoted By: >>2917830

>>2915984

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VlR9HLy6 Mon 13 Nov 2017 14:24:05 No.2917830 Report

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>>2917604
It's not illegal to skip school.

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