>>2916808penal settlement for convicts in the 17th century
failed at least twice and got too expensive
so almost everyone left
then it got repopulated with mostly death row inmates and murderer (ironic since its only had 1 murder from a crazy Australian tourist since the 1800s)
then disgusting subhuman Pitcairn islanders came and helped out ( they are actual kid fucker Tahitians that didnt know pedophilia was illegal until 2006, read up on it its hilarious)
became an airbase in during ww2 for the most part then had a bunch of autonomy over the island wich austrialia stripped away in 2016 and rules over us via overseas council and we are defacto aussies
our main exports are norfolk pine, marijuana and tourism
out culure is a mix of protestant english and we generally speak in a fusion of tahitian and English known as norfuk and it does not translate well on the internet so i prefer not to use it
i came here from Australia in 2006 with my parents and run a small tree farm with them
and thats about that
its not a too in depth history and i have picked these bits and pieces off locals and old people
its a beautiful place and if you want to live here just apply for citzenship to aus put a down payment on a house cause every second spent on this rock counts towards living in aus
