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Anonymous ID:0QOSHFKc Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:16:11 No.2918930 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2918935 >>2918939 >>2919012 >>2919777 >>2920432

share your best cleans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6RNdkrQ Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:17:21 No.2918935 Report

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>>2918930
Here's mine

Are you alright?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TMrY7H70 Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:17:49 No.2918938 Report

Quoted By: >>2918965

Was sind tierschützerinnen?
Sie sind gut zu vögeln

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Anonymous ID:dzo82EP/ Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:18:25 No.2918939 Report

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>>2918930
Here's mine;
Your life

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Anonymous ID:8qlgPQwc Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:20:41 No.2918956 Report

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Two homosexuals are sitting around a fire, playing cards. One says to the other: "hey, hand me your jacket, otherwise ill get a cold" the other says "not only will you get a cold, you will get AIDS fever from that vile bloodfucking we just did" the other guy says "what? You gave me aids?" "Yeah" the other guy says, "i pozzed you up good you fucking retard, enjoy your ass death body horror sickness". Then the other guy goes "Got any 4's?" The other guy goes "no".

"Go fish!"

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Anonymous ID:y9Qzp50o Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:22:08 No.2918965 Report

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>>2918938
Unfunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TMrY7H70 Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:23:09 No.2918973 Report

Quoted By: >>2918975

>>2918965
Like all your jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Qzp50o Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:23:39 No.2918975 Report

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>>2918973
True

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eSWE0xeD Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:25:05 No.2918984 Report

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
>aye matey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+yazwIza Mon 13 Nov 2017 17:29:05 No.2919012 Report

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>>2918930
a small ship is navigating waters until..
Captain! a voice is heard
Captain! Pirates are assaulting the ship!
and captain responds: bring me my red shirt! so they don't know when I'm bleeding or not!
in the next day: Captain, a boat of 25 men is approaching! and he responds: Bring me my red shirt!
following day goes: Captain, a boat of 50 pirates is approaching to us!
Captain responds: Bring me my red shirt!
The strategy works demoralising the enemies until one day..
Captain! A ship of 100 pirates is about to assault our ship!
captain replies: Bring me my brown pants !

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D/qFQKvR Mon 13 Nov 2017 18:18:48 No.2919777 Report

Quoted By: >>2920352 >>2920401

>>2918930
what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters?

>i'm just stating the facts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qlgPQwc Mon 13 Nov 2017 19:09:01 No.2920352 Report

Quoted By: >>2920401

>>2919777
I dont get it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cHFaHYHh Mon 13 Nov 2017 19:14:28 No.2920401 Report

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>>2920352
You don't get it, because you're a retard who can't into English.
>>2919777
Nice trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qt1eX5z9 Mon 13 Nov 2017 19:18:18 No.2920432 Report

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>>2918930
Trixie the crossdressing clown prostitute is always looking to give the johns a good time. Here he encounters Stan, a timid clown who isn't sure what he wants. So of course Trixie gives him everything and then some!

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