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Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 00:56:15 No.2924938 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2924950 >>2925294 >>2925375 >>2925388 >>2926241 >>2926972

Hi /bant/, I'm Priest-Anon.
If you need to confess your sins against /bant/ or if something is troubling you, I'm here for you.

Holy emperor of kekistan

Holy emperor of kekistan ID:IbNURKnU Tue 14 Nov 2017 00:57:24 No.2924950 Report

Quoted By: >>2924957

>>2924938
Are you going to molest me

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 00:58:06 No.2924957 Report

Quoted By:

>>2924950
No
Molesting people is very hard over the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xa/tNIE/ Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:28:21 No.2925233 Report

Quoted By: >>2925394

I steal from my parents everyday while acting like I love them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:djVy5KlY Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:29:48 No.2925294 Report

Quoted By: >>2925394

>>2924938
i got drunk and made a cirno thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KVDDpTgh Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:34:29 No.2925333 Report

Quoted By: >>2925394

Are you going to molest me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i3sq8znB Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:37:33 No.2925375 Report

Quoted By: >>2925519

>>2924938
I’m very egotistical.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4SY3ofTN Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:38:14 No.2925379 Report

Quoted By: >>2925519

I hate Americans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:39:16 No.2925388 Report

Quoted By: >>2925519

>>2924938
i have a fetish for having sex inside confession booths

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:39:56 No.2925394 Report

Quoted By:

>>2925233
Well, I guess you do love them. So much so that you take their possessions. It's out of love, trust me.
>>2925294
Well that's okay. For your sins pray to the Guardian and Labib.
>>2925333
Molesting is very hard over the internet. Not that I would molest you or anything. Totally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Xp0RYJmL Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:41:54 No.2925506 Report

Quoted By: >>2925519

I stole about 150 Bakugan cards when I was in middle school.
I am so sorry, Evan.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:43:17 No.2925519 Report

Quoted By: >>2925531

>>2925375
Aren't we all? It's a natural human thing. If you feel bad about it, pray to Labib and ask for forgiveness.
>>2925379
There's much to hate about them, but they're a pretty chill country. Two prayers towards the Guardian for that.
>>2925388
Now's not the time for that. Maybe later.
>>2925506
God damn. You don't need to repent or anything. Just feel bad. But I also commend you for pulling that off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:44:29 No.2925531 Report

Quoted By: >>2925554

>>2925519
fuck it
i cant take it anymore

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:46:51 No.2925554 Report

Quoted By: >>2925610

>>2925531
Fine, just don't nut on the carpet.
If you do you'll have to pray to Labib for forgiveness.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kmyWznAS Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:48:36 No.2925572 Report

Quoted By: >>2925669

Sometimes I wish I was a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:50:32 No.2925610 Report

Quoted By: >>2925662 >>2925669

>>2925554
FUCK I NEED TO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6T6M0hoE Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:51:39 No.2925622 Report

Quoted By: >>2925669

9 years ago tomorrow my boyfriend died. I haven't been with anyone since then, everyone says for me too move on. Is it okay if I don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:55:28 No.2925662 Report

Quoted By: >>2925669

>>2925610
Fuck that's a huge NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:56:09 No.2925669 Report

Quoted By: >>2925694 >>2925704

>>2925572
It would be awesome being a girl? Wouldn't it?...
..Oh yeah, go pray or something I dunno, I wish I was a girl, too sometimes.
>>2925622
If you think he was truly the one, then I see no reason be with anyone else. Though I think it would healthy to move on, but in the sense that you've come to terms with it.
>>2925610
>>2925662
FUCKING HELL NOT ON THE ORIENTAL CARPET

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:59:03 No.2925694 Report

Quoted By: >>2925772 >>2925804

>>2925669
Sorry man, I had to.
Other people nutting on stuff is my strongest fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 01:59:50 No.2925704 Report

Quoted By: >>2925739

>>2925669
ok im done
sorry about the carpet

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:03:14 No.2925739 Report

Quoted By: >>2925772

>>2925704
You gotta pray twice to Labib and the Guardian now
I liked that carpet man
I stole it off some hobo in Hongcouver
How am I supposed to get a new one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:05:30 No.2925772 Report

Quoted By: >>2925792

>>2925739
but this guy did it too>>2925694

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:07:28 No.2925792 Report

Quoted By: >>2925804

>>2925772
Well he has to suck your dick while you pray to Labib and the Guardian
And pray at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:09:04 No.2925804 Report

Quoted By: >>2925824

>>2925792
alright then
>>2925694
no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:10:28 No.2925824 Report

Quoted By: >>2925832 >>2925840

>>2925804
fine then.
>zips dick
>unzips yours
Wait. balls aren't touching, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:12:03 No.2925832 Report

Quoted By: >>2925840 >>2925882

>>2925824
indeed
once again no homo

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:12:56 No.2925840 Report

Quoted By: >>2925882

>>2925832
>>2925824
the balls ain't touching so it's not homo
I think
Whatever, it's not homo because I say it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:13:53 No.2925882 Report

Quoted By: >>2925961

>>2925832
>>2925840
Fine then.
>...
Wow, 3 seconds? Well, at least that's over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:15:33 No.2925961 Report

Quoted By: >>2925983

>>2925882
sorry i was already close
no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:17:43 No.2925983 Report

Quoted By: >>2925990

>>2925961
No homo to you too.
Well, someone has to wash this carpet.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:18:37 No.2925990 Report

Quoted By: >>2925997

>>2925983
It ain't gonna be me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:19:29 No.2925997 Report

Quoted By: >>2926045

>>2925990
aint gonna be me either

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://wzrT0N Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:24:31 No.2926043 Report

Quoted By: >>2926124

What church are you a priest of?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6eEUvm3 Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:24:34 No.2926045 Report

Quoted By:

>>2925997
ain't gonna b- fuck!
Fine, I'll do it.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:32:02 No.2926124 Report

Quoted By:

>>2926043
The church of /bant/.
I'm not actually a priest, just doing this out of boredom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d1yZ9EEn Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:43:56 No.2926241 Report

Quoted By: >>2926249 >>2926253

>>2924938
I love calling poland pooland. Not because I hate poland. Just because I think pooland is a really fun word to say. Am I a bad person?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:44:55 No.2926249 Report

Quoted By:

>>2926241
i think pooland would more of refer to india

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 02:45:20 No.2926253 Report

Quoted By:

>>2926241
Pooland. Heh. No, you're not a bad person. Pooland is a fun word to say. Pooland.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:49:23 No.2926871 Report

Quoted By: >>2926901 >>2926961

When I was 8 I accidentally knocked down the urn of my cremated younger brother who died of Leukemia when I was 3, it shattered and we couldn't salvage most of his ashes. I blamed it on our little dog and my parents had him euthanized

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:52:04 No.2926901 Report

Quoted By: >>2926915

>>2926871
For that you'll have to pray to The Guardian four times, and to Labib twice. Or go see a real priest. That's a pretty intense sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:53:29 No.2926915 Report

Quoted By: >>2926930

>>2926901

Why? He's dead bruh it's not like I poured him into my coffee machine and made some Leukemia tea

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:55:21 No.2926930 Report

Quoted By: >>2926936

>>2926915
Well that's fair I guess.
You can pray to Labib only once if you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:56:08 No.2926936 Report

Quoted By: >>2926951 >>2926961

>>2926930

Plus that dog used to steal my french fries I'm glad he's fucking dead I was glad right away.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:57:20 No.2926951 Report

Quoted By: >>2926959

>>2926936
The question now is why didn't you pour him into your coffee machine and make Leukemia coffee or leukemia tea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:58:02 No.2926959 Report

Quoted By:

>>2926951

he was small and most of his ashes are still lingering in the rug.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:58:20 No.2926961 Report

Quoted By: >>2926974

>>2926871
>>2926936
>I'm glad he's fucking dead i was glad right away

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Nkum/kY6 Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:59:16 No.2926972 Report

Quoted By: >>2926983

>>2924938
i watch some porn, and i feel ashamed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 03:59:22 No.2926974 Report

Quoted By: >>2926999

>>2926961

>5 letter word in ID

Holy shit nice. And what's the deal anon it was a little piece of shit dog.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:00:39 No.2926983 Report

Quoted By: >>2927058

>>2926972
Porn is great why would you feel ashamed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:02:10 No.2926999 Report

Quoted By: >>2927033

>>2926974
you were glad that your dog died over the fact he ate some of your french fries?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:urEqt77G Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:05:12 No.2927029 Report

Quoted By: >>2927129

this cursed image is haunting me how to get it to go away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bvokmQT Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:05:18 No.2927033 Report

Quoted By:

>>2926999

Not just some you fuck like every time I'd get a kids meal from Mcdonalds this little nigger would wait until I pulled the little fry pouch out of the bag and then shove his little jew nose into it and snuf out like half the bag and run before I could beat the shit out of him for being a little Gypsy cunt. He wasn't even a good dog. He didn't fetch, he didn't chill with me. He shit all over the place and barked incessantly if you weren't up at 5:00 AM to feed him.

So yeah I was glad we were rid of the fucker. Still am glad to this day. I hope he's getting the spit lube'd pitchfork in the fires of hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Nkum/kY6 Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:07:30 No.2927058 Report

Quoted By: >>2927129

>>2926983
because i have sexual ocd,anything with fetish effects my brain and cucks me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:saBZMc+z Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:11:34 No.2927106 Report

Quoted By: >>2927137 >>2927138

Do you believe in Gravity?

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:13:43 No.2927129 Report

Quoted By:

>>2927029
Oh great Guardian, unleash thy power onto this unholy image. Amen hallelujah
That blessing might work. You must pray to the Guardian every night until it goes away. It may also be attracted to the gay, so ask PD for help if none of my spiritual remedies helped.
>>2927058
Go see somebody that has experience helping sexual ocd. All I can offer is a Labib blessing.

Priest-Anon

Priest-Anon ID:n+IBTRd+ Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:14:09 No.2927137 Report

Quoted By: >>2927182

>>2927106
Maybe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EdSVOwEL Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:14:26 No.2927138 Report

Quoted By: >>2927182

>>2927106
well do you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:saBZMc+z Tue 14 Nov 2017 04:20:10 No.2927182 Report

Quoted By:

>>2927137
>>2927138
I believe that something must draw us all towards a center, towards this Gravity which I have found faith in. I call this center DIO.

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