>>2928423Fill mouth with water first, point gun indent directed at medula oblongata (cns i.e (you)), fire.
Pistol if refrained from alternatives, shotgun for results. Shotgun should be short barrel, buckshot preferable.
For non-ballistic, helium/nitrogen/carbon monoxcide cpap is route. Helium and nitrogen for ease of use, carbon monoxcide out of desperation.
For those in extreme rural biomes and large cities, falls from great heights are useful, but extremely painful and prerequisite 45-90 seconds of the worst pain you will ever feel before dying.
As user friendly alternatives, do not use:
Drugs
Fire
Water
Bladed/edged weapons
Crushing
Electricity
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