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Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 17:47:32 No.2932670 View View Reply Original Report

ITT we share our rhymes
Bonus points for actual audio
I begin.

>yo yo yo
>make a thread erry day
>show them traps are gay
>triggering the mutts
>they surely hate my gutts
>tell them they ain't whyte
>tell them iamrite
>they stop replying
>they probably crying
>meanwhile I'm laughing and dying
>all these ants cant stand the bant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:05:20 No.2932805 Report

Quoted By:

*cricket sounds*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZKghDT7I Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:12:06 No.2932862 Report

Quoted By: >>2932981

>penis bob bip
>dab dpb bap
>scur dt ard dra dra
>piep pop bra
>bra bra bra bra dra
>dir drarrrrrrrrrr
>bu du la sn
>da dra sla
><><><><><
>Bas das rite
>Lite bysa drya

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:25:57 No.2932981 Report

Quoted By:

>>2932862
Not bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:msS/2XGs Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:28:03 No.2932996 Report

Quoted By:

>>2932670
The ting go skrrrra
pap pap cla cla cla
skiddikipapap
and the br br brrr boom
skyyya du du ku ku du doom
poom poom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:34:26 No.2933053 Report

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>All these fags ITT
>Making gun sounds ITT
>I wish I was amerifat
>So I could own a gun to shoot these fags in the head
>Don't call me mad
>You guys make me sad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:43:09 No.2933142 Report

Quoted By: >>2933163 >>2933216 >>2933804 >>2934608

I was sharting in the mart,
And getting shot,
On my motorized cart,
When I had a thought...
cont?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:44:55 No.2933163 Report

Quoted By:

>>2933142
Go on, Mart Sharter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:49:59 No.2933216 Report

Quoted By: >>2933232 >>2934608

>>2933142
Maybe Americans deserve the hate,
Perhaps Europeans are right,
We look in the mirror and masturbate,
To ourselves all night,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AlGVZPmU Tue 14 Nov 2017 18:51:12 No.2933232 Report

Quoted By:

>>2933216
lovely. powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TCDOhCK Tue 14 Nov 2017 19:38:21 No.2933728 Report

Quoted By: >>2933748

Rap is degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 19:41:07 No.2933748 Report

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>>2933728
No, it's a modern poetic form. Go hide in your hole uncultured barbarian.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Tki5HDP7 Tue 14 Nov 2017 19:46:02 No.2933804 Report

Quoted By: >>2933903

>>2933142
delet this now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 19:55:28 No.2933903 Report

Quoted By: >>2933995 >>2934608

>>2933804
There was a lull in the gunfire,
And a person strutted in,
A blonde man in red, white, and blue attire,
With a huge shit-eating grin,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 20:04:56 No.2933995 Report

Quoted By: >>2934425 >>2934608

>>2933903
He grabbed me by the hair,
And slammed me on the ground.
I tried to escape his glare,
But no mercy would be found.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 20:11:32 No.2934425 Report

Quoted By: >>2934608

>>2933995
He whipped out his pistol and emptied it into my back,
The mart echoed with the tinkle of brass,
“My name is Duke Nukem” I heard as everything went black,
“Blow it out your ass”

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oB0BPVbA Tue 14 Nov 2017 20:18:47 No.2934531 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 20:24:06 No.2934608 Report

Quoted By:

>>2933142
>>2933216
>>2933903
>>2933995
>>2934425
D E E P

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 21:05:25 No.2935040 Report

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Please make some raps
My phone hates apps
My dick is like a black dude
Mein Kampf hates the jude
Rhyme like slime
Give me your spare dime
Sorry to waste your time
But that ain't a crime
I just want to bump
Can't stump the trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g0nM3S6z Tue 14 Nov 2017 22:40:18 No.2936294 Report

Quoted By: >>2936801

>>2932670
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:20:45 No.2936801 Report

Quoted By:

>>2936294
Make a rap my leafy friend
Don't be afraid and just press send
You wont get hate and might start a trend
If you are good you can earn your rent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ebm8VYdd Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:39:13 No.2937028 Report

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check check microphone check 1 2 3
me and my niggers gon git cray zee
imma punch a nigga out then suck a nigga off
cum in his ass and give him a bum bay bee

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll

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Quoted By: >>2937121

>tfw you unironically freestyle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FqxCosPX Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:46:50 No.2937121 Report

Quoted By: >>2937185

>>2937089
go on then larry. you freestyle.

Quoted By: >>2937238

>>2937121
I'm not doing vocaroo because my voice sounds gay but here is something terrible. I know many nogs in56%land

Your girl say you disappoint her now she want my dick and that shits forreal
She bussit out she pipe me down but I leave her ass like a happy meal
Nut on yo face and my tires peel
Ain't my fault your ass catchin feels
She say she want me inside her
I tell that bitch deal or no deal

To the tune of meme Jesus drill time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:57:36 No.2937238 Report

Quoted By: >>2937275

>>2937185
This made me horny

Quoted By:

>>2937238
DIDJA GET IT
HAPPY MEAL CUS THERE'S A TOY INSIDE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pwk2Et/E Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:08:34 No.2937358 Report

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Wassup dudes, I'm a friendly /bant/dito
My breakfast today was a singular Frito

...that's it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GXZ+zwr7 Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:12:31 No.2937403 Report

Quoted By: >>2937428

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0O8gODAjFmy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ej4kJxDr Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:13:43 No.2937418 Report

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I order subway, 6 inch for 3 pound.

Morning has me feeling like I'm in the ground.

Girl asks me what I want on my 'wich

I say "Tuna, get it toasted you fucking bitch"

I leave out the bitch part 'cause I'm a pussy.

I'm just tired and impatient, see?

15 seconds pass and it's ready to go.

I ask for some sweetcorn, no mayo though.

Get a drink, pay for my food.

Sit at a table, this shit's gooooodd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8gZ3Zhcy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:14:40 No.2937428 Report

Quoted By:

>>2937403
SHIIIEEEEEEET, you got flows!
Nice!

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