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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:19:13 No.2936782 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2936794 >>2937184 >>2941118 >>2943569 >>2951810

I'll start because captain Man is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xqpdr7K2 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:20:19 No.2936794 Report

Quoted By: >>2936807

>>2936782
Check to see if he's from the crew or an intruder

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:20:33 No.2936797 Report

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Get in nerds

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:21:18 No.2936807 Report

Quoted By: >>2936816

>>2936794
Me?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xqpdr7K2 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:22:11 No.2936816 Report

Quoted By: >>2936833

>>2936807
Lol no, I meant me

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:23:10 No.2936833 Report

Quoted By: >>2936889

>>2936816
Well okey then

Oi. Who are you.

Head Mutt Wrangler

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Head Mutt Wrangler ID:mzXBX/S4 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:26:32 No.2936873 Report

Quoted By: >>2936913 >>2937164

Captain, the cargo escaped. I need security on this right now. Make sure they know not to breath in its shartfumes for they might turn themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xqpdr7K2 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:28:12 No.2936889 Report

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>>2936833
I'm in charge on security of course, that's why it's in my interest to know the identity of the man

>had to do like ten captchas wtf

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:29:52 No.2936913 Report

Quoted By: >>2936942

>>2936873
Are they asking for humans rights again...

The guard team is deployed per your order sir

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Head Mutt Wrangler ID:mzXBX/S4 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:32:26 No.2936942 Report

Quoted By: >>2936961

>>2936913
Thank you captain. Security better work quick. We need it fully prepped for when we reach BBC-9.

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:33:55 No.2936961 Report

Quoted By: >>2937038 >>2937164

>>2936942
What teir of mutt are we hauling anyway

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:37:51 No.2937008 Report

Quoted By: >>2937040

Where are any of the regulars

Head Mutt Wrangler

Head Mutt Wrangler ID:mzXBX/S4 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:39:58 No.2937038 Report

Quoted By: >>2937082 >>2937164 >>2953857

>>2936961
Couple 45-33s, maybe the odd 15. The escaped mutt was just a 45 so it shouldn't be too much trouble. What I am worried about is the rare 1 we have in the B.U.L.L. containment field. If power were to go out el enjambre ennegrecido might consume the hyperdrive fluid and doom us all.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:40:43 No.2937040 Report

Quoted By: >>2937122

ey
>>2937008
recap and status report please?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:41:46 No.2937056 Report

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also who shat in the private staff bathroom's sink?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:43:15 No.2937082 Report

Quoted By: >>2937117 >>2937164

>>2937038
Why are we hauling these anyway

Nothing but bad news in my opinion

Update: one of the guard patrols heard noise that sounded like the subject, muttering incoherently. I'll gather the guards and prepare the tranquillisers.

Head Mutt Wrangler

Head Mutt Wrangler ID:mzXBX/S4 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:46:48 No.2937117 Report

Quoted By: >>2937148 >>2937164

>>2937082
Apparently the pointdexters on BBC-9 can extract dark matter from them or some shit. I don't know how it works but they'll get us a lot of credits.

Remind security to wear gasmasks.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:46:50 No.2937122 Report

Quoted By: >>2937134

>>2937040
::{Hello co captain Senpai, hope you had a good sleep ^_-}

SHIP AI::
Anti ship batteries are operational (99%)
Primary cannons are operational (96%)
Aaa batteries operational (88%)
Torpedo tubes online [45 torps remaining]
LS online (96%)
Shields are charged (100%)
Plasma energy generators are online (100%) and at (50%) capacity
Warp crystals are (79%)
Erchius fuel (44%)
Interstellar capacity positive
Low impulse thrusters online (95%)
103 of the recommended 180 crew are detected
Long ranged comms online
Armory stock (78%)
HH connection strong

Hanger content:
2 {Vanguard L} dropships
1 {Vitan} cargo vessel
2 {Valkyrie 3K} medium interceptor/fighter
1 {Echo} medium rover
1 {Yukio} motercycle

[STATUS REPORT COMPLETED]

::{Happy to be of service Senpai!}

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:48:09 No.2937134 Report

Quoted By: >>2937159

>>2937122
>Ebin A.I.

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:49:14 No.2937148 Report

Quoted By: >>2937218

>>2937117
Update, apparently they already have apprehended it. One of them ran up and hit it over the head with a stun baton. Also a gas mask is standerd equipment for guards on this ship sir.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:50:24 No.2937159 Report

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>>2937134
::{Do you like it! Plumber kun gave me it!}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:50:52 No.2937164 Report

Quoted By: >>2937193 >>2948053

>>2936873
>>2936961
>>2937038
>>2937082
>>2937117
oh boy
>ship announcement beep around the whole cruiser
>"Co Captain speaking, apparently an amerimutt is on the loose somewhere in the ship... so, if you ever see or hear an amerimutt outside to cargo bay, report immediately and do not approach it"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:53:18 No.2937184 Report

Quoted By: >>2937224 >>2937248

>>2936782
hanger guy reporting in, ill just sit in the hanger bay for now.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:53:39 No.2937193 Report

Quoted By: >>2937224

>>2937164
>"*outside of the cargo bay i mean"
>"anyways just be on the lookout /bant/ crew"

Head Mutt Wrangler

Head Mutt Wrangler ID:mzXBX/S4 Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:55:54 No.2937218 Report

Quoted By: >>2937237

>>2937148
Good to hear. Get the beast back to containment and put the man who apprehended it under immediate quarantine. If he starts showing any signs of negrofication I want him terminated on the spot.

(I wish I could stay longer for more people to show up, but I gotta get up in 6 hours. Have a good one fags.)

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:56:31 No.2937224 Report

Quoted By: >>2937279

>>2937184
::{While you're there can you resupply the fighter? That would be super! You don't have to if you don't want to though...

>>2937193
We are currently orbit pl 01 sir! The ship is ready to move.}

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:57:33 No.2937237 Report

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>>2937218
Right on it sir, thank you for your service

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Tue 14 Nov 2017 23:58:24 No.2937248 Report

Quoted By: >>2937268 >>2937295 >>2937343

>>2937184
is it okay if you search for our ship mascot gemboi?
ive been reported that he broke out of his cage and is currently hiding somewhere in one of the ships in the hangar bay
>pic related: what our ship mascot looks like

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:00:55 No.2937268 Report

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>>2937248
Again?! At least it wasn't the pilot this time..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:01:41 No.2937279 Report

Quoted By: >>2937314

>>2937224

refuelling now sir the robot.. is er... doing its thing. so to speak. kind of looks like its. actually nevermind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:02:58 No.2937295 Report

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>>2937248
can't see him sir. can't see much really at the moment. its getting quite fumey in here with the er.. ship refueling.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:04:32 No.2937314 Report

Quoted By: >>2937490

>>2937279
::{After you complete that assignment is there anything I can do for you Senpai? I could cook, download stuff, open blastsheilds covering windows, turn on the sprinklers... Cook. Lots of things!}

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:07:18 No.2937343 Report

Quoted By: >>2937383

>>2937248
Sir, with that assignment completed we are able to do whatever we want till our next deployment. What do ya wanna do? We could return to /c/ now, after taking some strife they finally were able to clear our name.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:10:38 No.2937383 Report

Quoted By: >>2937405

>>2937343
have a vacation in the /bant/ empire headquarters planet?

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:11:10 No.2937391 Report

Quoted By: >>2937405

Reporting in captain running analysis of weapons systems and small arms attempting to secure hangar bay

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:12:51 No.2937405 Report

Quoted By: >>2937450 >>2937463

>>2937383
We could.. Never been there myself. What's it like?

>>2937391
Goodmorning sir.

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:16:46 No.2937450 Report

Quoted By: >>2937489 >>2937631

>>2937405
well there is a lot of government buildings, comfy thread apartments, a lot of statues of our hierarchy, and some other stuff

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:18:08 No.2937463 Report

Quoted By: >>2937519

>>2937405
Aye, I’ll be attempting to upgrade weapons systems, if Ye need me I’ll be near the main battery. AI help me out will Ye?

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:20:05 No.2937489 Report

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>>2937450
Ehh, there's no harm in going, I'll prep the ship. Might be good to finally be able to refill the fuel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:20:08 No.2937490 Report

Quoted By: >>2937573

>>2937314
all sorted here! the ships done. no whereabouts of the amerimutt though. where is this gem thing? it might be in a box round here... *a figure noisily sorts through a lengthy storage unit spanning the port side of the hanger bay*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:21:49 No.2937519 Report

Quoted By: >>2937581

>>2937463
::{Goodmorning sir! I will admit I don't know how you intend to upgrade the weapons with the materials on the ship but I'm sure you have an idea!}

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:25:42 No.2937573 Report

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>>2937490
::{The American has already been apprehended sir but if you could find gemboi that would be very useful. He doesn't do much but he's important to the ship for... Some reason}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:26:02 No.2937581 Report

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>>2937519
Aye I’ll be adding extra armour plating although I could install that beastie that Ye have been keeping and hook er up to one of the main cannons for antimatter cannons *strokes beard* interesting

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:30:01 No.2937631 Report

Quoted By: >>2937659

>>2937450
::{Requesting permission to start a warp Senpai?}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:31:58 No.2937659 Report

Quoted By: >>2937719

>>2937631
permission granted
warp to Planet B4NT

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:36:23 No.2937719 Report

Quoted By: >>2937740 >>2937748

>>2937659
[WARP PROCEDURE CONFIRMED]

::{We are about to go into hyperspace, please hold onto something <3}

*the ship starts rumbling*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:37:46 No.2937740 Report

Quoted By: >>2937761

>>2937719
why do we not have seatbelts dammit

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:38:12 No.2937748 Report

Quoted By: >>2937761 >>2937770

>>2937719
WAIT WAIT IM STILL OUTSIDE THE BlOODY SHIP YE SCOUNDRELS *scrambles towards airlock*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:38:58 No.2937761 Report

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>>2937748
>>2937740
>Kek

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:39:43 No.2937770 Report

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>>2937748
::{T minus 10... 9...}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:40:27 No.2937786 Report

Quoted By: >>2937811 >>2937843

*smashes open airlock* ARRRRRGH

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:41:24 No.2937811 Report

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>>2937786
::{5.. 4.. 3..}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:43:24 No.2937843 Report

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>>2937786
WAIT DONT FUCKING SMASH THE AIRLOCK

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:44:04 No.2937854 Report

Quoted By: >>2937880

*grabs random large crate* AHH SHET

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:44:53 No.2937873 Report

Quoted By: >>2937956

*toghten airlock* don’t get ur pants ina. Twist sir

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:45:25 No.2937880 Report

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>>2937854
{2.. 1..}

::[LINMUS CRYSTALS SPOOLING]::

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:47:56 No.2937913 Report

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*vuuuuuuuuuurt*

*CRACK*

*the ship starts shaking like crazy as it is shot into hyperspace*

[Ebin] A.I.

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:51:01 No.2937956 Report

Quoted By: >>2937980

>>2937873
*you're thrown at the wall as the ship moans with the pressure of warp travel*

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:52:42 No.2937980 Report

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>>2937956
*beard flies off* ARRRRRRRGH

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:54:58 No.2938003 Report

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*CRACK*
*you are joulted towards the front of the ship*

::{You have reached your destination, welcome to /bant/!}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:56:39 No.2938020 Report

Quoted By: >>2938050

*vomits in crate, grabs beard* oyy worse than trying to ski in a hyperspace lane

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:59:04 No.2938047 Report

Quoted By: >>2938057

Alright cunt let me in this shit

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 00:59:25 No.2938050 Report

Quoted By: >>2938061

>>2938020
::{... Oh... I didn't know you were there! I'm so sorry sir...}

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:00:36 No.2938057 Report

Quoted By: >>2938077

>>2938047
::{Hello swat kun! Welcome to the ship!}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:01:10 No.2938061 Report

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>>2938050
*mumble grumble* just need to gather my sea legs is all *walks off to restroom*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:02:30 No.2938077 Report

Quoted By: >>2938093 >>2938101

>>2938057
Alright.

What needs doing and where?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:03:58 No.2938093 Report

Quoted By: >>2938128 >>2938138

>>2938077
we are currently going to the /bant/ empire headquarters planet named "Planet-B4NT" to take a vacation there until our next deployment

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:04:29 No.2938101 Report

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>>2938077
::{... Well, we just finished the invasion and successful destruction of a pol held planet... So now we're have a vacation I think. Ask the co captain!}

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:06:51 No.2938128 Report

Quoted By: >>2938158

>>2938093
::{Talking about that sir Ive located the planet's class D landing docks, where do you wanna go?}

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:07:42 No.2938138 Report

Quoted By: >>2938163

>>2938093
Permission for promotion to demolitions expert, sir?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:10:02 No.2938158 Report

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>>2938128
lets head to the landing dock near the animefag and chicanon war memorial statue

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:10:41 No.2938163 Report

Quoted By: >>2938170 >>2938181

>>2938138
why exactly demolitions expert?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:11:21 No.2938168 Report

Quoted By: >>2938182 >>2938249

**Event**
A wolfpack of cloacked /pol/ vessels fire torpedeos at the cruiser before cloaking again

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:11:28 No.2938170 Report

Quoted By: >>2938194

>>2938163

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:12:21 No.2938181 Report

Quoted By: >>2938194

>>2938163
Ya know laddie If ya want to learn about Ye old explosives just give us a holler

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:12:25 No.2938182 Report

Quoted By: >>2938201 >>2938207

>>2938168
NIGGER WHUT
>deploys shields
ARE THEY FUCKING ATTACKING THE BANT EMPIRE HEADQUARTERS?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:13:31 No.2938194 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938170
refer to >>2938181 for a promotion
ALSO MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:13:34 No.2938195 Report

Quoted By: >>2938210

*readies all weapons systems* WE NEED tO FIND THEM AGAIN CAPTAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:14:14 No.2938201 Report

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>>2938182
**The Wolfpack has set their sights on you for attacking one of their planets. They fire a few ion bombs towards the planet before cloaking again**

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:14:55 No.2938207 Report

Quoted By: >>2938212

>>2938182
::{H how'd they get into bant space!?}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:15:27 No.2938210 Report

Quoted By: >>2938230 >>2938240

>>2938195
LET ME SEND AN EMERGENCY ALERT TO THE HEADQUARTERS
CHECK THE SCANNER RADAR

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:15:30 No.2938211 Report

Quoted By: >>2938223

Permission to fire captain?! Let’s blow these buggers out of the sky!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:15:39 No.2938212 Report

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>>2938207
**Cloaking devices**

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:15:46 No.2938214 Report

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fuck it, we'll deal with this later

Can we use radar to find the /pol/ ships?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:16:14 No.2938223 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938211
JUST FIRE ALREADY DAMMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:16:40 No.2938230 Report

Quoted By: >>2938242

>>2938210
**The ships are bypassing the sensors, they only uncloak to fire another barrage at the cruiser**

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:17:11 No.2938238 Report

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*fires heavy cannon* HA HARG

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:17:26 No.2938240 Report

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>>2938210
::{Message sent ahh~~!}

*the ASB's go online*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:17:28 No.2938242 Report

Quoted By: >>2938255 >>2938257

>>2938230
AH SHIT
PREPARE THE EMP BOMBS
READY
AIM
FIRE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:17:58 No.2938249 Report

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>>2938168

Captain these missiles aren't looking good. and they're locked onto us. and moving towards us rapidly. I don't think they're the kind of missiles that just start changing directions all of a sudden. you know. why i stated it doesnt look good. over to you captain.

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:18:25 No.2938255 Report

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>>2938242
*fires*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:18:33 No.2938257 Report

Quoted By: >>2938266 >>2938268 >>2938281

>>2938242
**The cloak goes down, the /pol/ vessls try to retreat**

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:19:10 No.2938266 Report

Quoted By: >>2938297

>>2938257
*firs all cannons* yeee hooo

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:19:21 No.2938268 Report

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>>2938257
**WARNING, ASB LOCK ON DETECTED**

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:20:05 No.2938281 Report

Quoted By: >>2938289 >>2938291

>>2938257
OH
YOU AINT GETTING OFF EASY YET
ARM THE ANTI MATTER BOMBS
READY
AIM
FIRE

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:20:47 No.2938289 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938281
Aye SIR *fires*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:20:54 No.2938291 Report

Quoted By: >>2938302

>>2938281
You sure captain?! Those are expensive!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:21:38 No.2938297 Report

Quoted By: >>2938338 >>2938349

>>2938266
**Pol vessels jettison several pods before their destruction**
[spoiler:lit]Unknown to you, these pods contain an emergency bioweapon that /pol/ vessels sometime use to gas the enemy[/spoiler:lit]

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:22:06 No.2938302 Report

Quoted By: >>2938353

>>2938291
THOSE FUCKERS ARENT GETTING AWAY WITH DROPPING THOSE ION BOMBS ONTO OUR HOMEPLANET

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:22:27 No.2938309 Report

Quoted By: >>2938361

I'm following those pods.

>jumps into an escape pod and flies after them

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:23:07 No.2938338 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938297
*attempts to use anti fighter cannons to shoot down pods*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:24:04 No.2938349 Report

Quoted By: >>2938355 >>2938365

>>2938297
(nigga you cant spoiler text here)
FUCK OFF /POL/ WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
ARM THE B.T.F.O DISINTEGRATION BEAM
READY
AIM
FIRE

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:24:35 No.2938353 Report

Quoted By: >>2938367

>>2938302
WE HAVE FIGHTERS FOR A REASON DAMMIT

*hurriedly gets into cockpit and starts flicking switches*

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:24:55 No.2938355 Report

Quoted By: >>2938369

>>2938349
*fires* HAHAHAAAA

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:25:06 No.2938361 Report

Quoted By: >>2938375

>>2938309
WAIT SWATMAN
ITS TOO RISKY

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:25:42 No.2938365 Report

Quoted By: >>2938374

>>2938349
CAPTIN GOD DAMMIT STOP SECRETLY ATTACHING WEAPONS TO THE SHIP IT'S COSTS A SHIT TON

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:25:53 No.2938367 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938353
DONT FUCKING APPROACH THEM YET
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3N7+WsU Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:26:01 No.2938369 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938355
*The pods are disentergrated, and the ion bombs are detonated, depleting the homeworld's ozone a bit*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:26:35 No.2938374 Report

Quoted By: >>2938407 >>2938583

>>2938365
actually i kinda stole it
dont ask how

Swatman

Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:26:41 No.2938375 Report

Quoted By: >>2938390 >>2938403 >>2938409

>>2938361

I'M NOT LETTING THEM GET AWAY, MISTER SIR BOSS MAN SIR BOSS MAN!

>fires at the escaping pods

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:27:45 No.2938390 Report

Quoted By: >>2938403

>>2938375
M A D M A N

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:28:57 No.2938403 Report

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>>2938375
>>2938390

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:29:30 No.2938407 Report

Quoted By: >>2938416

>>2938374
::{all hostiles have been successfully eliminated sir! <3}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:29:34 No.2938409 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938375
*tries to not hit our pod* what are Ye doing?!

Swatman

Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:30:35 No.2938416 Report

Quoted By: >>2938439

>>2938407
Good shit, now come pick me up.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:33:02 No.2938439 Report

Quoted By: >>2938444 >>2938456

>>2938416
fine
ill send a dropship..
DAMMIT REPLACING ESCAPE PODS ARENT CHEAP YKNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:33:42 No.2938444 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938439
Shut up, we have the money.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:35:23 No.2938456 Report

Quoted By: >>2938553

>>2938439
(says you :<. We could of sold those weapons)

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:43:54 No.2938553 Report

Quoted By: >>2938570

>>2938456
im keeping those weapons still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:44:53 No.2938566 Report

Quoted By: >>2938583

>is picked up and returned to the ship

So, about that promotion

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:45:12 No.2938570 Report

Quoted By: >>2938583

>>2938553
How do you even get them?!

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:47:21 No.2938583 Report

Quoted By: >>2938629 >>2938660

>>2938566
fine
you're promoted
>>2938570
refer to >>2938374

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:50:53 No.2938629 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938583
Uhh, ok sir if you insist

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Demolitions Expert: Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:51:41 No.2938638 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah boy.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:53:47 No.2938660 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938583
::{should I land the ship sir}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:54:58 No.2938673 Report

Quoted By: >>2938691

well
since Planet-B4NT is on lockdown right now, we cant really have a vacation there sadly
where else should we go for a vacation?
/c/ again?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:57:13 No.2938691 Report

Quoted By: >>2938751

>>2938673
I still have that penthouse

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 01:58:51 No.2938751 Report

Quoted By: >>2938787

>>2938691
alright /c/ it is
prepare for another warp

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:02:36 No.2938787 Report

Quoted By: >>2938823 >>2939482

>>2938751
::{OK Senpai!}

[WARP PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]

*over comms*
::{We're warping again, prepare yourself!}

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:05:25 No.2938823 Report

Quoted By: >>2938850

>>2938787
[LINMUS CRYSTALS SPOOLING]

*AGGRESSIVE WARP NOISES*

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:08:07 No.2938850 Report

Quoted By: >>2938937

>>2938823
*AGGRESSIVE EXITING WARP NOISES*

::{Welcome to /c/}

Demolitions Expert: Swatman

Demolitions Expert: Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:17:08 No.2938937 Report

Quoted By: >>2939492

>>2938850
That's....a lot of cute women.

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:20:52 No.2939482 Report

Quoted By:

>>2938787
Yeee hoooooooo

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:21:17 No.2939492 Report

Quoted By: >>2939512

>>2938937
Yep. I own some property here, I'll get the ship to land and we can move out.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:22:47 No.2939512 Report

Quoted By: >>2939739

>>2939492
[LANDING PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]

*The thrusters flare*

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:26:20 No.2939739 Report

Quoted By:

>>2939512
I’ll prepare the ground arms *hands out weapons to personell*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:26:43 No.2939743 Report

Quoted By: >>2939758

::{here is a log of the planet I found in the archives:/c/ is an extremely habitabe world that has developed alongside nature. It is quite a popular tourist destination and most federation protect it because it is completely neutral and is even considered as one of the 89 wonders of the Galaxy. They're culture greatly prizes cuteness and friendlyness and because of this the planet has been classified as xenophile and many pieces of extremely well regarded precise of media are produced here.}

Demolitions Expert: Swatman

Demolitions Expert: Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:28:16 No.2939758 Report

Quoted By:

>>2939743
Well, don't know about you folks but I'm gonna go check out some of the "sights"

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:29:39 No.2939782 Report

Quoted By:

*the ship rumbles as it enters the atmosphere*

[Ebin] A.I.

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:34:08 No.2939843 Report

Quoted By: >>2939865 >>2941683

*the ship cruises in between the gigantic skyscrapers covered in hanging gardens and over the canals that connect to the archipelago worlds ocean

Eventually it makes it to the large circular pit who's walls are lined with large holes for cruisers and other large vessels. The ship flys into its and arms come out of the holes walls and grabs it. The engines turn off and the landing ramp is lowered from the hanger*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:36:38 No.2939865 Report

Quoted By: >>2940550

>>2939843
::{Welcome to /c/, enjoy your stay! Don't enjoy it to much though baka omo}

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 03:58:26 No.2940550 Report

Quoted By: >>2940575 >>2940596

>>2939865
I need a swig or two if ya need me co-captain sir I’ll be at the pub *grabs gun,walks out main door*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:01:30 No.2940575 Report

Quoted By:

>>2940550
Good idea, I have a motercycle. Get on the motercycle

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PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:04:20 No.2940596 Report

Quoted By: >>2940625

>>2940550
*drives up to you with motercycle*

Fuck yes motercycle

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:08:25 No.2940625 Report

Quoted By: >>2940661

>>2940596
Oh argh yeah *hops on back* oooooooo yeah

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:mWqTGrnP Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:13:31 No.2940661 Report

Quoted By: >>2941011 >>2941648

>>2940625
Fuck yes tha boys are hitting the town

*I drive to the large house sized elevator and we head towards the surface*

Where do ya wanna go?

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan

Weapons Speacialist Xyfan ID:9+62bM6w Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:14:32 No.2941011 Report

Quoted By:

>>2940661
Anywhere where there is adventure, cute girls and a large mug of rum

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:n/u5FGBZ Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:43:59 No.2941118 Report

Quoted By: >>2941683

>>2936782
*emerges from stasis pod*
DAMMIT I'M LATE

S.O.S

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S.O.S ID:BjDdo76P Wed 15 Nov 2017 07:54:14 No.2941558 Report

Quoted By: >>2941648 >>2941913

HELLO IS ANYONE PICKING UP THIS SIGNAL? MY NAME IS SAMUS HYDUS AND MY SHIP IS UNDER ATTACK BY BLACK PIRATES I REPEAT MY SHIP IS UNDER ATTACK!

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:qrxv/gs4 Wed 15 Nov 2017 08:15:45 No.2941648 Report

Quoted By:

>>2941558
Captain sir! >>2940661
I’m receiving a transmission on comms *finishes 20L mug of beer* now that we’ve had our swig we should be ready for work, LETs GET ROCKING

First Mate Gay Nigger

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First Mate Gay Nigger ID:vtzgAXFg Wed 15 Nov 2017 08:24:36 No.2941683 Report

Quoted By: >>2942186

>>2941118
Head to your station
>>2939843
Status on the ships fuel and weapons reserves.

Demolitions Expert: Swatman

Demolitions Expert: Swatman ID:1X+aHfBG Wed 15 Nov 2017 09:57:12 No.2941913 Report

Quoted By:

>>2941558
TIME TO MOVE BOYS

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:qrxv/gs4 Wed 15 Nov 2017 11:49:45 No.2942186 Report

Quoted By:

>>2941683
Weapons ready to blow them down to Davy Jones locker sir! *readies all weapons and arms main cannon*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Hiuynaw Wed 15 Nov 2017 13:12:59 No.2943569 Report

Quoted By:

>>2936782
bumpe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KBUWbNvo Wed 15 Nov 2017 13:37:53 No.2943677 Report

Quoted By:

captain I am bored af. when are we gonna stop by the grey alien strip club we had so much fun couple weeks ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O8qWD358 Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:15:14 No.2943942 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ISQJEcBb Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:17:49 No.2943951 Report

Quoted By: >>2943976

can someone let me out? I’ve been stuck in the cargo hold this entire time

Plumber

Plumber ID:O8qWD358 Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:21:32 No.2943976 Report

Quoted By:

>>2943951
Who are you any why are you on this ship?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vwaTiovQ Wed 15 Nov 2017 16:17:26 No.2944715 Report

Quoted By:

(Bumpe)

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:D6PljaDa Wed 15 Nov 2017 16:26:55 No.2944771 Report

Quoted By:

*takes the chill-pill for the day before sipping orange pekoe tea*
so since the captains are in stasis for now, who's going to captain this rig?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Wed 15 Nov 2017 17:53:20 No.2946008 Report

Quoted By: >>2950860

the doctor is here

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:D6PljaDa Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:26:37 No.2947945 Report

Quoted By: >>2947963 >>2950860

sooo why is it all space hulk in here guys? nobody has any war stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:28:04 No.2947963 Report

Quoted By: >>2950703 >>2950860

>>2947945
not after those 8 crewmembers died after i disobeyed a direct order. Now i just sit in the crew lounge staring into my drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hq1QWUPM Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:34:43 No.2948053 Report

Quoted By:

>>2937164
youll never catch me im cia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/zB05zao Wed 15 Nov 2017 20:51:17 No.2949222 Report

Quoted By:

*Poke*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 22:46:07 No.2950447 Report

Quoted By: >>2950515

I once fought off twenty elephants with nothing but my toothbrush and a jar of horse relish
Also the next in the chain of command will be captain the ship I believe that’s the Lcdr

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 22:54:19 No.2950515 Report

Quoted By: >>2950526

>>2950447
*Kicks the door down, charging into the room pistol in hand*

HOLY SHIT THIS IS STILL GOING WHAT DID I MISS

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 22:55:38 No.2950526 Report

Quoted By: >>2950531

>>2950515
Captain Sir! yOUR THE NEXT IN cOMMAND *salutes with beer*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 22:56:14 No.2950531 Report

Quoted By: >>2950545

>>2950526
I WANT A STATUS REPORT ASAP

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 22:58:05 No.2950545 Report

Quoted By: >>2950591

>>2950531
Dr and two other crew have arrived captain sir! I left the co captain at the bar captain sir! We need to blow some pirates out of the sky captain sir! Weapons ready captain sir!

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:00:16 No.2950591 Report

Quoted By: >>2950609 >>2950636

>>2950545
OK WARM THE KINETIC ACCELERATORS WE'RE OUT A HERE, WHERE'S THE DAMM PIRATES

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:02:21 No.2950609 Report

Quoted By:

>>2950591
They’re attackikg some buggers aboard the Samus hydra captain sir! Let’s send them down to Davy Jones locker sir!

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:04:43 No.2950636 Report

Quoted By: >>2950665

>>2950591
::{Welcome back Senpai! The ship is preparing for take-off!}

*the engine starts making noise and the landing ramp retracts. In the command bridge screens are being filled with green status report windows*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:08:04 No.2950665 Report

Quoted By: >>2950678 >>2950698

>>2950636
OH NO NOT AGAIN *holds onto beard*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:09:03 No.2950678 Report

Quoted By: >>2950703

>>2950665
::{please board the ship this time sir!}

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:10:39 No.2950698 Report

Quoted By: >>2950715

>>2950665
Anything I should know about the site or the enemy sir?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:10:53 No.2950703 Report

Quoted By: >>2950860

>>2950678
*hides in crew lounge*>>2947963
Aye there laddie

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:11:43 No.2950715 Report

Quoted By: >>2950860

>>2950698
Various black pirates attacking, wired voice in the ship

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:14:20 No.2950860 Report

Quoted By:

>>2947963
>>2947945
>>2946008
>>2950703
OI

WE'RE ON A JOB NOW BOYS
GET TO YOUR STATIONS
>>2950715
NOTHING THIS GLORIOUS VESSEL CAN'T HANDLE

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:17:50 No.2950907 Report

Quoted By: >>2950953

::{the ship is about to take off}

*the manuvering thrusters flare downwards, releasing the weight of the ship from the arms that hold it in place. After a while the arms retract and the main engines push the ship from its dock*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:21:06 No.2950953 Report

Quoted By: >>2950986

>>2950907
*with great effort the front manuvering thrusters push the front of the ship to a 20 degree angle and the main boosters propell it out of the giant pit*

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:23:48 No.2950986 Report

Quoted By: >>2951012 >>2951014

>>2950953
*the ship gains momentum quickly and begins it's climb over the city*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:26:02 No.2951012 Report

Quoted By: >>2951022 >>2951114

>>2950986
wait
WAIT
IM STILL IN THE BAR
WHATTHEFUCKS HAPPENIN

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:26:21 No.2951014 Report

Quoted By: >>2951049

>>2950986
*after some time the atmosphere thins and you start to see the deepness of space. The main engine switches gear and seems to gain a lot of power as it starts plow ing into orbit*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:27:27 No.2951022 Report

Quoted By:

>>2951012
*over comm*
...
Well shit.
I'll get a dropship sir

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:28:59 No.2951049 Report

Quoted By:

>>2951014
*after some effort the ship makes it into orbit*

[TAKE OFF PROCEDURE COMPLETED]

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:35:29 No.2951114 Report

Quoted By: >>2951132 >>2951163

>>2951012
*mumbling a little a walk into the hanger bay and open the cockpit of one of the dropships. The ladder extends and I climb into the pilots seat. The cockpit reseals and I flick some switches. After a while I fly the vessel out of the hanger and back towards the planet.*

>>2951012
Where are you sir?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:36:42 No.2951132 Report

Quoted By: >>2951139

>>2951114
IM STILL ON /C/

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:37:19 No.2951139 Report

Quoted By: >>2951163 >>2951171

>>2951132
IM AT THE BAR NEAR THE PENTHOUSE

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:39:10 No.2951163 Report

Quoted By: >>2951171

>>2951139
Ah right about that laddie Ye should da finished that mug when u had that chance u were smashed heheehe - >>2951114
Weapons ready captain sir *charges weapons*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:40:50 No.2951171 Report

Quoted By: >>2951196

>>2951163
Good
>>2951139
I'll be there soon sir, in fact could you walk to the penthouse it'd be quicker

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:43:08 No.2951196 Report

Quoted By: >>2951252

>>2951171
fine ill go to the penthouse..
>walks to the penthouse
WAIT DID YOU TAKE THE FUCKING PENTHOUSE KEYS TOO?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:47:48 No.2951252 Report

Quoted By: >>2951562

>>2951196
I didn't sir, I spent the day riding around the lower city on my motorbike

Also I'm out the window now

Should I shoot the door down sir?

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:49:44 No.2951562 Report

Quoted By: >>2951581

>>2951252
I AM OUTSIDE THE DOOR
DONT FUCKING SHOOT ME

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:51:04 No.2951581 Report

Quoted By: >>2951641

>>2951562
SORRY WHAT?
*GUN STARTS SPINNING UP*

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:54:41 No.2951641 Report

Quoted By: >>2951671

>>2951581
WHAT THE FUCK
>ducks under a trash can
STOP FUCKING SHOOTING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Wed 15 Nov 2017 23:56:39 No.2951671 Report

Quoted By: >>2951720

>>2951641
WAS THAT START SHOOTING?
*BRRRRRRRRT*

*the door and the surrounding wall gets evaporated in automatic fire*

DOOR'S GONE SIR, GET IN

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:00:48 No.2951720 Report

Quoted By: >>2951772

>>2951671
FINE ILL GET IN THE FUCKING DOOR
WE NEED TO GO BEFORE THE /C/OPS FIND OUT THAT YOU DESTROYED THE PENTHOUSE DOOR

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:04:50 No.2951772 Report

Quoted By: >>2951777 >>2951791

>>2951720
YES SIR
*the sliding door on the right side of the dropships opens up about 2 metres away from the completely destroyed recently replaced windows*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:4S8Gh7YH Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:05:32 No.2951777 Report

Quoted By: >>2951791

>>2951772
*There is a rediculouly long drop*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:07:27 No.2951791 Report

Quoted By: >>2951856

>>2951772
>>2951777
OKAY
IM GONNA JUMP IN
3
2
1
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>jumps through windows
>grabs onto the edge of the dropship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:08:51 No.2951810 Report

Quoted By:

>>2936782
What do i do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UX/RnE9f Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:13:21 No.2951856 Report

Quoted By: >>2951876 >>2951935

>>2951791
AHH FUCK
*activates auto pilot and gets into the crew compartment*

Shit

Grab my arm

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:14:53 No.2951876 Report

Quoted By: >>2951895

>>2951856
*Radios you*
What do i do captain?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UX/RnE9f Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:16:19 No.2951895 Report

Quoted By: >>2951922

>>2951876
Ahh... Get the ai to prepare to warp, I have to save the captain first

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:18:26 No.2951922 Report

Quoted By: >>2952035

>>2951895
Ok sir
*Tries to do the AI To warp*
Ugh,sir it's not responding

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:19:21 No.2951935 Report

Quoted By: >>2952009

>>2951856
ALRIGHT JUST PULL ME UP ALREADY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:25:05 No.2952009 Report

Quoted By: >>2952017 >>2952027

>>2951935
YES SIR
*pulls you up*

GRAB ONTO SOMETHING I'LL BE FLYING FAST

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:26:12 No.2952017 Report

Quoted By: >>2952037

>>2952009
OHSHITWHOTHEFUCKAREYOU

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:27:12 No.2952027 Report

Quoted By: >>2952041

>>2952009
SIR IT'S NOT WORKING

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:28:03 No.2952035 Report

Quoted By: >>2952083

>>2951922
*lagging to the bridge after sorting through his /c/ souvenirs*
what's wrong? is it the wiring?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:28:14 No.2952037 Report

Quoted By: >>2952047

>>2952017
FUCK MY ID CHANGED

*the door closes and I fly us out fast*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:29:03 No.2952041 Report

Quoted By: >>2952083

>>2952027
TRY COMMUNICATING WITH THE AI

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:30:00 No.2952047 Report

Quoted By: >>2952057

>>2952037
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:31:40 No.2952057 Report

Quoted By: >>2952068

>>2952047
*the air resistance lowers as we reach the upper atmosphere and we go so fast we burn up a bit*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:33:02 No.2952068 Report

Quoted By: >>2952079

>>2952057
we need to turn on the shields because outer-entry is a bitch

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:34:02 No.2952079 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952068
LIGHT DROPSHIPS ARE DESIGNED FOR THIS SIR

YEEEEEE HOOOOO

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:34:19 No.2952083 Report

Quoted By: >>2952101 >>2952115

>>2952035
>>2952041
IT ISN'T WORKING
*Punches the console*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:36:20 No.2952101 Report

Quoted By: >>2952108 >>2952138

>>2952083
::{Please don't do that private kun...}

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:37:08 No.2952108 Report

Quoted By: >>2952146

>>2952101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WORKED
GET US OUT OF HERE
*Run around Terrified*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:37:45 No.2952115 Report

Quoted By: >>2952123

>>2952083
*gets to engineering looks over the wiring*
some of this shit isn't even plugged in

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:38:15 No.2952123 Report

Quoted By: >>2952142

>>2952115
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:39:38 No.2952138 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952101
*the ship lands in the hanger still with some momentum and drifts on the floor throwing up spark*

LIGHT DROPSHIPS RULE!!

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:39:58 No.2952142 Report

Quoted By: >>2952152

>>2952123
either /bant/ engineer suck, or we got a sabotuer

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:40:40 No.2952146 Report

Quoted By: >>2952152

>>2952108
::{Where would you like to go Senpai?}

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:41:16 No.2952152 Report

Quoted By: >>2952167 >>2952196

>>2952142
I Don't know anyone who goes by the name of Sabot
Have you tried to flip the switch?
>>2952146
Sen who? My name is Pauly

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:42:34 No.2952167 Report

Quoted By: >>2952181

>>2952152
::{I won't call you Senpai if you want Pauly Kun}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:42:54 No.2952170 Report

Quoted By: >>2952180 >>2952185 >>2952196

Radar to bridge. Radar to bridge. Large objects moving at 15 degrees to starboard, distance 2400. Backscattering decay high, albedo 1.8. Assuming large biologics. We are on a collision course. Immediate evasive maneuvers recommended. Radar to bridge. Radar to bridge. Do your fucking job you goddamn cuck.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:44:29 No.2952180 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952170
*over universal comms*
WARP DAMMIT!!!

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:44:29 No.2952181 Report

Quoted By: >>2952195

>>2952167
Miss I Don't know who you are talking about
Hmmm,I Wouldn't mind going to jimmy restaurant
They got some good ol spaghetti meatball in there

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:44:32 No.2952185 Report

Quoted By: >>2952208

>>2952170
shoot and destroy the large objects then

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:45:52 No.2952195 Report

Quoted By: >>2952234 >>2952272

>>2952181
::{Sounds fun! <3}

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:46:01 No.2952196 Report

Quoted By: >>2952234 >>2952254

>>2952152
well i plugged it all back in & if all goes well,
*pushes button & all the lights come on*

>>2952170
OH FOR..
*gets back to fire control station>

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:47:12 No.2952208 Report

Quoted By: >>2952231

>>2952185
OR WE COULD WARP SIR! THEY LOOK PRETTY HARDY

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:48:58 No.2952231 Report

Quoted By: >>2952279

>>2952208
FINE
WE WILL WARP THE SHIP THEN
SHIP AI, WARP TO BANT MOTHERSHIP COORDINATES

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:49:12 No.2952234 Report

Quoted By: >>2952258 >>2952279

>>2952195
Do you want some spaghetti too miss?
Your voice is kinda pretty,i like you miss
What's your name
>>2952196
Did you press the on button?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:51:11 No.2952254 Report

Quoted By: >>2952280

>>2952196
YOU AGAIN?
>whips out tazer gun 5000

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:51:34 No.2952258 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952234
yeah everything is well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:52:14 No.2952264 Report

Quoted By: >>2952272

Radar to bridge. Radar to Bridge. Fuck you bastards we are about to collide ..8 ...7 ...6 ...5 ...

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:53:12 No.2952272 Report

Quoted By: >>2952324

>>2952264
BITCH WE ARE GOING TO WARP
>>2952195
START THE WARP DRIVES ALREADY DAMMIT

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:53:48 No.2952279 Report

Quoted By: >>2952302 >>2952303 >>2952324

>>2952234
::{Awwwww, that's really nice! I like you too <3. My name is Ebin, it was given to me by plumber kun!

>>2952231
Yes sir!}

[WARP PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]

<<linmus crystals spooling>>

::{Hold onto something!}

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:54:13 No.2952280 Report

Quoted By: >>2952309

>>2952254
captain, can you leave the aggression for the enemy plz?

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:54:46 No.2952288 Report

Quoted By: >>2952312

hey guys, just woke up from that drunken stupor from when we went out to eat

What's going on?

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:55:54 No.2952302 Report

Quoted By: >>2952309

>>2952279
*VSSSSSSRT*
*CRACK*

*The lights of hyperspace fill the windows as you all are jolted backwards and the ship shakes*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:55:59 No.2952303 Report

Quoted By: >>2952379

>>2952279
D-Do you have an appearance miss?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:56:20 No.2952309 Report

Quoted By: >>2952332 >>2952383 >>2952500

>>2952280
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS THOUGH YOU LITTLE BITC->>2952302
>slams into a window
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:56:35 No.2952312 Report

Quoted By: >>2952320

>>2952288
*you are thrown backwards*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:57:28 No.2952320 Report

Quoted By: >>2952339

>>2952312
OH CHRIST

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:58:05 No.2952324 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952272
>>2952279

Radar to Bridge. All clear. I am moving to lockers to change my pants. Shit. Literally.

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:58:50 No.2952332 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952309
*signals for a medic*
Man Down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 00:59:29 No.2952339 Report

Quoted By: >>2952349

>>2952320
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:00:33 No.2952349 Report

Quoted By: >>2952382

>>2952339
Radar to Bridge. The hell I know.

[Ebin] A.I.

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:03:56 No.2952379 Report

Quoted By: >>2952454

>>2952303
::{Well I don't have access to a personalised Android body on the ship... But I can control the mechanised suits!}

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:04:21 No.2952382 Report

Quoted By: >>2952410

>>2952349
Didn't we just install an AI or something? AI what is our course?

And systems check on the hyperdrive?

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:04:50 No.2952383 Report

Quoted By: >>2952401 >>2952407 >>2952410 >>2952416 >>2952500

>>2952309
*CRACK*
*you are joulted in the other direction as you exit hyperspace*

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:08:17 No.2952401 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952383
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Ebin] A.I.

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:gd6JHp/k Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:08:36 No.2952407 Report

Quoted By: >>2952630

>>2952383
::{Welcome to system JH-2316, we are in close orbit to the star hypris and in close proximity to the bant mothership!}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:09:18 No.2952410 Report

Quoted By: >>2952460

>>2952382
>>2952383
Rad*CRACK*dge*CRACK*en but it’s*CRACK*ey*CRACK nice tits *CRACK*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:10:25 No.2952416 Report

Quoted By: >>2952442

>>2952383
>ded
>kind of

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:13:52 No.2952442 Report

Quoted By: >>2952457 >>2952463

>>2952416
*walks over and taps with foot*
You ok?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:16:05 No.2952454 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952379
Can you create one?
Sure you must be pretty with that voice of yers

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:16:16 No.2952457 Report

Quoted By: >>2952470 >>2952476

>>2952442
>slammed into thick glass pane at over a million mph
>slammed into a wall at over a million miles per hour
>slammed into the cold hard floor
>"You ok?"

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:16:33 No.2952460 Report

Quoted By: >>2952527

>>2952410
*grabs comm on belt*
You ok?!

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer

Carson Wells, Ship's Engineer ID:SnUKUuUc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:16:54 No.2952463 Report

Quoted By: >>2952482

>>2952442
*grunt*medical*grunt*bay*grunt*cryo

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:17:51 No.2952470 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952457
Umm... Well... Do we need a doctor or can you just walk it off..?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:18:47 No.2952476 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952457
where the hell is the doc when you need him?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:18:55 No.2952478 Report

Quoted By: >>2952500

What in the Ultron happened?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:19:34 No.2952482 Report

Quoted By: >>2952490 >>2952574

>>2952463
>I'm standing in a room with two people on the floor

Yep I think I need a doctor... Can someone bring this guy to the medibay? I'll carry co captain

*picks up co captain*

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:20:25 No.2952490 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952482
>reddit spacing

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:21:46 No.2952500 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952478
see>>2952309
>>2952383

can you do something?

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:23:02 No.2952512 Report

Quoted By: >>2952530 >>2952860

Yes, we are going to use some nitrogen on these fellows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:24:31 No.2952527 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952460
Radar to Skipper. Aye skipper. All clear.
>I want a drink

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:24:40 No.2952530 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952512
looks experimental

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:25:34 No.2952538 Report

Quoted By: >>2952568 >>2952593

who is this megafaggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTvK2c9r Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:28:15 No.2952568 Report

Quoted By: >>2952611

>>2952538
Radar to Doc. We picked him up because of pity. He was floating out there looking like a Hugh Grant, so we thought he would provide some romantic comedy. Ask Skipper for further details.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:28:41 No.2952574 Report

Quoted By: >>2952611 >>2952619

>>2952482
Waiting for orders sir

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:29:35 No.2952593 Report

Quoted By: >>2952611 >>2952618

>>2952538
i'm relatively new on board. i'm specialized in cqc, weapons lasers & firearms, fire control systems, botany & i dabble in alcohol mixing

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:30:36 No.2952609 Report

Quoted By:

*finishes drink* aye need a drink you all do *sticktapes beard to face and gets off top of main gun*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:30:50 No.2952611 Report

Quoted By: >>2952635

>>2952568
>>2952593
Alrighty
>>2952574
Private, do you know if the injured ones are ready for medical treatment?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:31:28 No.2952618 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952593 my kind of lad Ye are

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:31:36 No.2952619 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952574
Get the ai to do a status report sir

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:32:41 No.2952630 Report

Quoted By: >>2952669

>>2952407
Hey miss can you do a tatus report?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:33:20 No.2952635 Report

Quoted By: >>2952749

>>2952611
What?
Who is injured?

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:37:27 No.2952669 Report

Quoted By: >>2952685

>>2952630
SHIP AI::
Anti ship batteries are operational (96%)
Primary cannons are operational (100%)
Aaa batteries operational (88%)
Torpedo tubes online [50 torps remaining]
LS online (93%)
Shields are charged (100%)
Plasma energy generators are online (100%) and at (22%) capacity
Warp crystals are (69%)
Erchius fuel (34%)
Interstellar capacity positive
Low impulse thrusters online (99%)
103 of the recommended 180 crew are detected
Long ranged comms online
Armory stock (70%)
HH connection strong

Hanger content:
2 {Vanguard L} dropships
1 {Vitan} cargo vessel
2 {Valkyrie 3K} medium interceptor/fighter
1 {Echo} medium rover
1 {Yukio} motercycle

[STATUS REPORT COMPLETED]

::{Pleasure to be of service Pauly Sama <3}

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:39:08 No.2952685 Report

Quoted By: >>2952692

>>2952669
My surname is not Samba

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:39:58 No.2952692 Report

Quoted By: >>2952706

>>2952685
::{OK Pauly Kun}

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:41:10 No.2952706 Report

Quoted By: >>2952723 >>2952742

>>2952692
Can you warp us to jimmy spacestop?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:43:16 No.2952723 Report

Quoted By: >>2952748

>>2952706
Ships ready for fast sailing captain (warp drive prepared)

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:45:04 No.2952742 Report

Quoted By: >>2952748

>>2952706
::{I don't think you have the authority to do that Paul... Sorry..}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:45:32 No.2952748 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952723
Woah I didn't know i got promoted
>>2952742
No problem miss that friend there just promoted me

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:45:36 No.2952749 Report

Quoted By: >>2952754

>>2952635
Apparently: the Co Captain

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:46:05 No.2952754 Report

Quoted By: >>2952781

>>2952749
Whats a cockptain?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:46:23 No.2952758 Report

Quoted By: >>2952775

Am I the highest ranking online?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:47:29 No.2952771 Report

Quoted By: >>2952793 >>2952815

>still unconscious

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:48:00 No.2952775 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952758
Captain Pauly I believe has the helm arrrrrg

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:48:33 No.2952781 Report

Quoted By: >>2952797 >>2952808

>>2952754
::{I'll start the warp now, captain <3}

[WARP PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:49:46 No.2952793 Report

Quoted By: >>2952815 >>2953218

>>2952771
DOCTOR, GET THIS MAN TO THE MEDIBAY

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:GdxrP60Z Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:49:59 No.2952797 Report

Quoted By: >>2952829 >>2952834 >>2952856

>>2952781
I think i love you miss
Can you marry me?

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:51:17 No.2952808 Report

Quoted By: >>2952829 >>2952846

>>2952781
>>linmus crystals spooling<<

::{Prepare to warp!}

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:52:28 No.2952815 Report

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>>2952771
>>2952793
*preparing for immersion*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:54:26 No.2952829 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952808
*CRACK*
*again into hyperspace, you get the drill*
>>2952797
::{... I thought you'd nevER ASK! YES OF COURSE PAUL!}

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:55:19 No.2952834 Report

Quoted By: >>2952847

>>2952797
Here be Ye beloved today in all of the poxy curr and the love of the sea goddess calypso I pronounce Ye man and voice in the walls you may stroke the helm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:57:03 No.2952846 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952808
yarrr me heartie
*refuses to hold onto anything*

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:ZdjuL3Bl Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:57:06 No.2952847 Report

Quoted By: >>2952893

>>2952834
::{I.... I'm so happy Pauly Senpai!}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:57:59 No.2952856 Report

Quoted By: >>2952893 >>2952905

>>2952797
wait hold up
why are you captain all of a sudden?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:58:12 No.2952860 Report

Quoted By: >>2952912

>>2952512
get those sonsabitches melting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aW2Gshm9 Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:59:44 No.2952875 Report

Quoted By: >>2953020

Where is the chocolate milk?

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:01:34 No.2952893 Report

Quoted By: >>2952934 >>2952951

>>2952847
Ok but how do i kiss you
>>2952856
Some dude called me captain and i guess he promoted me

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:02:29 No.2952905 Report

Quoted By: >>2952951

>>2952856
He be promoted captain sir as the current captain sir has been taken by great sea, to sip beer and plunder for all his days

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:03:28 No.2952912 Report

Quoted By: >>2952951

>>2952860
well, as you can see my fellow comrade, it's actually the opposite

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:06:12 No.2952934 Report

Quoted By: >>2952948

>>2952893
::{I don't have a actual body right now Paul... We could get me one though!}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:07:21 No.2952948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952934
Hmmmmmm
How do i get you a body though?
*Scratch my dumb head*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:07:31 No.2952951 Report

Quoted By: >>2952961 >>2952972

>>2952912
what in the fuck
>>2952893
>>2952905
boi
we already have Captain Otto
its just that he has took a vacation somewhere
since i am the co captain, i should be the next in line for the role of captain until Otto comes back and not Paul

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:09:09 No.2952961 Report

Quoted By: >>2953006

>>2952951
you're being cryogenised under a treatment of -175 Kelvin degrees. This will last only a few hours I promise

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:10:15 No.2952972 Report

Quoted By:

>>2952951
Aye sir will do

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:10:24 No.2952975 Report

Quoted By: >>2952989 >>2953002

*the ship exits warp*
::{We're around that restaurant you wanted captain! It's in that ship. (love you)}

[Ebin] A.I.

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[Ebin] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:12:07 No.2952989 Report

Quoted By: >>2953002 >>2953042

>>2952975
::{I can take control of one of those mechanical suits if you want captain! I want to join you in the restaurant...}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:13:12 No.2953002 Report

Quoted By: >>2953034

>>2952975
I love you too miss eeh hmmm what do i call you?
>>2952989
What would you look like though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:13:42 No.2953006 Report

Quoted By: >>2953042

>>2952961
you might want to see this doc.. im not sure whats happening here. we could guess whats inside but you might need to scan this thing. shits glowing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:14:00 No.2953010 Report

Quoted By: >>2953042 >>2953083 >>2953207

???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:15:09 No.2953020 Report

Quoted By: >>2953065

>>2952875
caferteria bay or the feeding pens as we call them. don't worry. its the only kind.

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:16:39 No.2953034 Report

Quoted By: >>2953050

>>2953002
::{You can choose what I look like if you make a body for me sir! Also my name is Ebin. I can change it if you want.!}

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:17:24 No.2953042 Report

Quoted By: >>2953054 >>2953072

>>2953010
>>2953006
OH SHIT MAN
>>2952989
Quickly !!! SWITCH OFF THE ENERGY FROM THE MED BAY'S 7th SECTOR

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:18:15 No.2953050 Report

Quoted By: >>2953074

>>2953034
Hmmmm could you be named Kizuna?
And could you look like one of those cute girls from those japanese cartoons
(Hey m8 do you have a discord?)

[Ebin] A.I.

[Ebin] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:18:42 No.2953054 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953042
::{Yes sir!}

*cuts power*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:19:57 No.2953065 Report

Quoted By: >>2954051

>>2953020
What's your role in this cruiser?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:20:24 No.2953072 Report

Quoted By: >>2953076

>>2953042
oh shit
am i in the 7th sector?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:20:49 No.2953074 Report

Quoted By: >>2953096

>>2953050
::{I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! Also that sounds great!}

(don't have one don't intend to sorry)

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:20:51 No.2953076 Report

Quoted By: >>2953103

>>2953072
Yes, do you want me to open the door?

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:21:21 No.2953083 Report

Quoted By: >>2953112

>>2953010
i somehow knew this wasn't gonna end well

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:23:10 No.2953096 Report

Quoted By: >>2953143

>>2953074
Ok can you now like kiss me
*Goes forward to kiss you*
(Damn shame m8 you seem like a cool lad and I didn't want to lose contact)
(Never stop making those threads k lad?)

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:24:13 No.2953103 Report

Quoted By: >>2953112

>>2953076
yes please
also what the fuck happened to the med bay

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:25:00 No.2953112 Report

Quoted By: >>2953136 >>2953141

>>2953103
*Opens the door*
wow-.. co Captain looks. .. different
>>2953083
wat do we do

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:27:17 No.2953136 Report

Quoted By: >>2953169

>>2953112
nigger that aint me
thats someone from the 6th sector
and why the fuck is a woman here

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:27:41 No.2953141 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953112
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS SHIT FROM, /D/?
*sighs* roll with it? we aren't sexist like /b/

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:27:50 No.2953143 Report

Quoted By: >>2953154

>>2953096
::{Uhh sir? I don't have a custom android yet... We'd need to go to a shop or something for that. Currently I'm in control of pic related, the guards mechanised armor. I can still try and kiss you in it if you want...?}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:28:57 No.2953154 Report

Quoted By: >>2953181

>>2953143
On a second thought I'd rather not
Can locate any custom store that might sell it?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:29:41 No.2953161 Report

Quoted By:

i cant really feel my legs, or my arms... or anything...
wait...
oh shit did my whole body get frozen?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:30:04 No.2953169 Report

Quoted By: >>2953190

>>2953136
it's you, the abrupt energy shortage did something onto you while beign in the cryo machine...
I didn't tell the captain but these machines are a bit outdated, past eon technology and shit you know hehe

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:31:18 No.2953181 Report

Quoted By: >>2953218 >>2953240

>>2953154
::{Awwwww... Ok sir...! Umm.. I don't have any information on that type of thing in my logs, mostly battle tactics and strategic positions. You could ask the crew about it though! I'd love it if you did...}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:31:57 No.2953190 Report

Quoted By: >>2953207

>>2953169
oh
OH FUCK TURN THE POWER ON AND FREEZE ME BACK NOW

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:33:38 No.2953207 Report

Quoted By: >>2953234 >>2953241

>>2953190
Okay, first let me plugg off a cryo machine that was causing a bit of problems>>2953010
while I'm searching for it, enjoy your new body

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:34:13 No.2953218 Report

Quoted By: >>2953233 >>2953244

>>2953181
Hmmmm Ok
>>2952793
Do you know a shop where i could buy a body for the AI?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:36:00 No.2953233 Report

Quoted By: >>2953241

>>2953218
Uhh.. Odd request I'll admit. I think you should ask the doctor. He has connections when it comes to bioelectronics.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:36:13 No.2953234 Report

Quoted By: >>2953240 >>2953258

>>2953207
.... it feels weird to not have a dick
in the meantime.... ill just lock myself in my personal sleeping quarters so noone sees me..

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:36:43 No.2953240 Report

Quoted By: >>2953260 >>2953267

>>2953181
And that's it
Kizuna, would you switch on the energy in the Medic bay's 7th sector?
>>2953234
no, get in again

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:36:45 No.2953241 Report

Quoted By: >>2953271

>>2953207
Doc do you know a store where i could buy a body for the AI?
>>2953233
Thanks for the help

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:YI+7M023 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:36:59 No.2953244 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953218
There be many a lass like that but yer better off going to a cyborg store

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:37:56 No.2953258 Report

Quoted By: >>2953266

>>2953234
::{Would you like me to turn off the surveillance cameras sir?}

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:38:04 No.2953260 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953240
alright fine
just please fix it as fast as you can

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:38:45 No.2953266 Report

Quoted By: >>2953277

>>2953258
yes please...

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:38:51 No.2953267 Report

Quoted By: >>2953271

>>2953240
::{Yes sir!}

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:39:32 No.2953271 Report

Quoted By: >>2953293

>>2953241
You can go and check in the Laboratory
>>2953267
Thanks darling

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:40:15 No.2953277 Report

Quoted By: >>2953293

>>2953266
::{On it!}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:41:22 No.2953293 Report

Quoted By: >>2953306

>>2953271
Hmmm Ok
>>2953277
*Goes and check in the laboratory for a custom body*
Heh,does any of these works?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:42:27 No.2953306 Report

Quoted By: >>2953323

>>2953293
::{Please Paul Sama, you choose!}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:43:41 No.2953323 Report

Quoted By: >>2953339

>>2953306
Call me Pauly instead of paul
*Picks one cute anime girl body,just like kizuna AI*
Is this good?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:45:51 No.2953339 Report

Quoted By: >>2953350

>>2953323
::{I will Pauly Sama! Also that looks great! Only if you think so... Baka!}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:47:14 No.2953350 Report

Quoted By: >>2953367

>>2953339
It looks beautiful
Did you take control of it yet?
Can't wait for a hug

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:49:21 No.2953367 Report

Quoted By: >>2953376

>>2953350
::{I'm transferring consciousness now captin! I'm... I'm really excited.}

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:50:09 No.2953376 Report

Quoted By: >>2953397

>>2953367
Same I can't wait to walk with you hand to hand

[Kizuna]... Person??

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[Kizuna]... Person?? ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:52:40 No.2953397 Report

Quoted By: >>2953409

>>2953376
>>AI TRANSFER COMPLETED<<
Uhh... Did... Did it work!?

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:54:21 No.2953409 Report

Quoted By: >>2953436

>>2953397
OH MY GOD ITS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT
*Jump in you for a hug*
Never leave me please

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:56:00 No.2953428 Report

Quoted By: >>2953445

please tell me we have a backup of the a.i incase this version get yandere

[Kizuna]... Person. Probably. Mostly.

[Kizuna]... Person. Probably. Mostly. ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:56:38 No.2953436 Report

Quoted By: >>2953451

>>2953409
EEEEEEE!

Whoa... So... This is what it feel like!

*Hugs back tightly. Probably to tightly because of cybernetic strength*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:57:51 No.2953445 Report

Quoted By: >>2953462 >>2953524 >>2953618

>>2953428
the cruiser is not in space tho, it is stationed near a restaurant

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:58:26 No.2953451 Report

Quoted By: >>2953477 >>2953493

>>2953436
*Kisses your lips*
Is there anyone close by?

[Kizuna] Thingy

[Kizuna] Thingy ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:59:33 No.2953462 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953445
Oh yea! I wanna know what food is like!

[Kizuna] Thingy

[Kizuna] Thingy ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:00:28 No.2953477 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953451
Uhh, I think they are. Not really. I still am the ship.

[Kizuna] Thingy

[Kizuna] Thingy ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:01:21 No.2953493 Report

Quoted By: >>2953500

>>2953451
Uhh, I need to spend some time re connecting to the ship mainframes sorry...

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:02:23 No.2953500 Report

Quoted By: >>2953507

>>2953493
I'll show the way to my room
*Walks with you till my room*
You can rest there
(You leaving?)

[Kizuna] Thingy

[Kizuna] Thingy ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:03:58 No.2953507 Report

Quoted By: >>2953531

>>2953500
Thanks Pauly... I... Need to get used to this body stuff sorry.
(not planning to but we are on page 7)

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:05:15 No.2953524 Report

Quoted By: >>2953548

>>2953445
oh shit, what to they got?

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:05:46 No.2953531 Report

Quoted By: >>2953554

>>2953507
I can sleep with you while you rest
*Hugs you while sleeping*
(Ok my battery is at 8% soo)
(Will you make a bread tomorrow?)

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:07:58 No.2953548 Report

Quoted By: >>2953570 >>2953588

>>2953524
I don't know but Paul said that they got some good ol spaghetti meatball in there

[Kizuna] Thingy

[Kizuna] Thingy ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:08:19 No.2953554 Report

Quoted By: >>2953574

>>2953531
... This... This is nice. Thanks Pauly.

(the thread almost always gets recreated at 9 am approximately Brisbane time)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:09:44 No.2953570 Report

Quoted By: >>2953618

>>2953548
So are we could with the whole "the private is now the captin and he's dating the ship ai" thing..?

Captain Pauly

Captain Pauly ID:4GeMhkTc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:10:05 No.2953574 Report

Quoted By: >>2953584

>>2953554
(Ok senpai ty)
(See you tomorrow m8)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:11:05 No.2953584 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953574
(cya)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:11:40 No.2953588 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953548
Also wanna check it out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:14:30 No.2953618 Report

Quoted By: >>2953633 >>2953647 >>2953665

>>2953570
i still a cache of emp nades & this trusty ma-5b i got from /v/ so i'm aware

>>2953445
i'm taking meal orders, what ya'll want?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:15:49 No.2953633 Report

Quoted By: >>2953720

>>2953618
Just ask for their signature dish and I'll have that

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:16:59 No.2953647 Report

Quoted By: >>2953720

>>2953618
Well, I'd like a 4 dimensional stew, with some mignon bread and soda water

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:18:27 No.2953665 Report

Quoted By: >>2953720

>>2953618
Unrelated, we probably need to revoke his title... And we're can't use violence or the ship might defend him? Or do you think it's programming will kick in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:25:33 No.2953720 Report

Quoted By: >>2953734

>>2953633
>>2953647
they got 3d stew & the sig is bacon wrapped salmon with cranberry sauce & caesar salad. i'll be having the buffalo chicken wrap & southwest beef nachos & cherry coke
total will be 500 creds

>>2953665
it isn't a construct so it can't do much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:28:07 No.2953734 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953720
Thanks, I'll pay

Also it for one has android strength which could be dealt with by mechanical armor but it also has complete control over the ship. Anyway I think it'll probably be fine, it'll understand.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:34:47 No.2953774 Report

Quoted By: >>2953794 >>2953800

I think the thread's pretty dead now

Cya guys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:37:11 No.2953794 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953774
see you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aW2Gshm9 Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:37:35 No.2953800 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953774
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eVQZj8dc Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:46:21 No.2953857 Report

Quoted By: >>2953867 >>2953998

>>2937038
>el enjambre ennegrecido

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:47:49 No.2953867 Report

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>>2953857
I was surprised this survived two days

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:04:38 No.2953998 Report

Quoted By: >>2954120

>>2953857
please tell me that you fixed the cryogenic pod

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:11:11 No.2954051 Report

Quoted By:

>>2953065
hanger guy.
I'm supposed to... er erm.. i mean. i look after the hanger bays and stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m6/qktOc Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:19:47 No.2954120 Report

Quoted By: >>2954135 >>2954242 >>2954271

>>2953998
yeah... fixed. good as new. the guy inside however. hes done for. something deeply disturbing happened and i guess we'll never know why.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:22:16 No.2954135 Report

Quoted By: >>2954198

>>2954120
oh shit what the fuck
why is there a cat in there

[Kizuna]

[Kizuna] ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:33:46 No.2954198 Report

Quoted By: >>2954242

>>2954135
*walks into room*
I'm not sure if he was ever human sir, he might have been a xeno spy

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:38:45 No.2954242 Report

Quoted By:

>>2954120
>>2954198
well then...
lemme just
>walks into cryo-pod
>turns on power
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:c3IY+0Hy Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:42:23 No.2954265 Report

Quoted By: >>2954275

>*HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
>pod opens
oh hey i have my original body back again
... uhh, i think all my clothes are gone though
can anyone give me a towel or something?

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:mFCWhBb7 Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:42:56 No.2954271 Report

Quoted By:

>>2954120
is there any anthros serving in the navy

[Kizuna]

[Kizuna] ID:Hd/0/em+ Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:43:35 No.2954275 Report

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>>2954265
*blushs and looks away*
Uhh.. Here.. Senpai
*tosses towel*

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