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DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:cwkm+Kx7 Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:33:35 No.2944070 View View Reply Original Report

We each come up with something we want to do, the post below yours decides your ultimate fate relating to it.

I want to eat an apple.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpWmU6Eh Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:35:05 No.2944078 Report

Quoted By: >>2944124

the apple had a worm inside it

I'm gonna walk my dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zOCOaIlg Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:42:39 No.2944124 Report

Quoted By: >>2944134

>>2944078
You and your dog are happy

I want to eat my salami sandwitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oW2Dopip Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:44:51 No.2944134 Report

Quoted By: >>2944155

>>2944124
You eat it but you're gay for eating salami.

I want to meet up and have sex with my girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psrkbJwQ Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:48:11 No.2944155 Report

Quoted By: >>2944250

>>2944134
You find out you're homosexual

I'm going to eat pancakes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FSvnUMnJ Wed 15 Nov 2017 14:59:21 No.2944250 Report

Quoted By: >>2944271

>>2944155
You realise after you make them that you have no sugar

I want to find something to draw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sX6bk7oR Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:02:07 No.2944271 Report

Quoted By: >>2944315

>>2944250
You find a Swedish model
but your drawing wasn't good enough, and now she's sad

I want to hang out with a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6Mf2/I2 Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:09:17 No.2944315 Report

Quoted By: >>2944368

>>2944271
You do literally nothing but sit in the same room looking at your phones.

I want to dig through old archives.

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:fKPJKcKw Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:10:12 No.2944321 Report

Quoted By: >>2944368

i want to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kdoMOERd Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:16:01 No.2944368 Report

Quoted By: >>2944375 >>2944553

>>2944315
You find a goldmine of trap porn
>>2944321
You have a dreamception, and every time you wake up you find yourself into a worse nightmare

I want to play RuneScape

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/0dOGGB0 Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:17:45 No.2944375 Report

Quoted By: >>2944428

>>2944368
Runescape is dead
I want to have a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tMPmUt1g Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:18:47 No.2944380 Report

Quoted By: >>2944428

>>2944070
I want to become pinochet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/E10oEv0 Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:29:25 No.2944428 Report

Quoted By: >>2944450 >>2947573

>>2944375
Your girlfriend is a 8/10 but has bipolar
>>2944380
You become Pinochet and instantly die because Pinochet died long time ago
I want a powerful PC

Il Pirata

Il Pirata ID:/Sp9JSU6 Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:32:33 No.2944450 Report

Quoted By: >>2944577

>>2944428
You get one but find 3gb of cp in it, and get immediately arrested by the fbi.

I want to go to a party.

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:fKPJKcKw Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:51:22 No.2944553 Report

Quoted By:

>>2944368
>You have a dreamception, and every time you wake up you find yourself into a worse nightmare

this already happens to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dj6w+aOU Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:55:56 No.2944577 Report

Quoted By: >>2944631

>>2944450
you go but they tell you to go home because you weren't invited.

I want to not die alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+iDSHaLA Wed 15 Nov 2017 15:59:12 No.2944606 Report

Quoted By: >>2944631

I want to completely eradicate all of humankind. Total annihilation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IIVpEUV5 Wed 15 Nov 2017 16:01:52 No.2944619 Report

Quoted By:

HumanKind discovers your plan and decides to annihilate you first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6Mf2/I2 Wed 15 Nov 2017 16:03:47 No.2944631 Report

Quoted By: >>2944643 >>2945819

>>2944577
Granted, you are now immortal and will never die.
>>2944606
You do so by genetically modifying our species such that we are no longer classified as 'humans'.

I want to watch animu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dj6w+aOU Wed 15 Nov 2017 16:06:15 No.2944643 Report

Quoted By:

>>2944631
>you are now immortal
This is unironically my worst scariest nightmare

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FBhz74QQ Wed 15 Nov 2017 17:36:17 No.2945819 Report

Quoted By:

>>2944631
You get cancer because anime is gay

I want to find a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZLLrpXA Wed 15 Nov 2017 17:37:56 No.2945838 Report

Quoted By: >>2948107

You find a beautiful Palestinian immigrant studying medicine in Bavaria.

I want to make a cup of tea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nh8MEBNg Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:18:17 No.2947573 Report

Quoted By:

>>2944428
die faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NBpyWr+7 Wed 15 Nov 2017 19:40:13 No.2948107 Report

Quoted By:

>>2945838
>beautiful
>palestinian
KEK

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