>>2947830Allow me to translate:
> Successfully created a big data processing infrastructure for a major German research facility.Managed to get a Hadoop cluster up and running, allowing the poo in loos at the research facility to map reduce the shit out of Hello World and blog about it.
> Currently helping a large company in the automotive sector to keep their microservice landscape under control.Charge ridiculous consulting fees to turn Docker containers on developer laptops into even more Docker containers on Kubernetes clusters. Move on to the next fad (it will probably involve Blockchains[tm] and an ungodly amount of node.js based javascript crap) in half a year when the automotive company realizes that
(a) They are not Google.
(b) They've blown millions on even more docker containers that still do not provide the services they originally wanted them for.
(c) They shouldn't have fired all their sysadmins because some cunt promised them that microservices would render them obsolete.
Now they quietly try to re-hire their sysadmins because somebody needs to set up the services they want. They do not sue the consultant scum for to do that means admitting they fucked up in a major way by letting this slow motion train wreck go on for so long.
