ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This fella has heard someone here possesses a crown and is willing to go to any length to get it!
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@DoubleKing
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>tfw always get knights
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>295805 Well that's unfortunate
Anonymous
chen
WWW.
Anonymous
WWW.
!Y5d8k2sjvc
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name@valenslav
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
chen
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>>295978 aaah save me too senpai
Anonymous
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nickname@ニグロマンサー
Anonymous
Anonymous
Never played this before, sounds fun :) give me time if I fuck up yea?
Anonymous
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nickname@Angbar Claim ID
Senpai
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nickname@senpai need a good roll
healslut
>>295905 on it
nickname@healslut
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I take my sword and begin casting Level 3 Nigricide.
healslut
Quoted By:
bop u with my staff
Anonymous
>>296005 Nah you just died, have fun.
chen
healslut
Quoted By:
hit u with my rock hard rod
Senpai
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>296020 Avenge me squire!
healslut
healslut
>>296005 get the FUCK up RIGHT NOW
chen
Senpai
Anonymous
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I let out a bloodcurtling cry of "DAS MINEZ MUHFUGGA" as the Level 3 Nigracide spell gathers the final bit of energy
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:25:42 No. 296066 Report Quoted By:
Attack the enemy
Senpai
chen
healslut
Quoted By:
Curaga! Curaga for all!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>296001 >>296048 can i please get a heal?
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:26:15 No. 296078 Report >>296030 OP please post link to the game page
healslut
Senpai
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I shout "TAKE DAT MUHFUGGA" as I swing my sword to the DoubleKing, flinging the Level 3 Nigricide spell at its face.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Senpai
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:27:01 No. 296100 Report Kill the enemy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
chen
Anonymous
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Yus! I'm back up! Forward!
Anonymous
Senpai
Anonymous
chen
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:28:32 No. 296132 Report Quoted By:
Kill the boss
healslut
Quoted By:
>>296105 >>296108 >>296110 No dying on my watch, bois
Anonymous
healslut
Anonymous
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I'm back muhfugga *grabs dick*
Senpai
Quoted By:
need another good roll
Anonymous
>>296110 git up!
Also, how do we tell how much health the boss has?
healslut
chen
healslut
Senpai
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I begin cast Level 5 Welfare Check to boost my stats.
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:30:07 No. 296166 Report Quoted By:
>>296141 It's cool, it was dubs
Kill the boss
healslut
Anonymous
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rollin for class nickname@Beeef
Anonymous
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lets boost this morale!
chen
ranger does some crazy dps
Senpai
Quoted By:
im sick of captcha
healslut
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summon dole worker
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Level 5 Welfare Check succesfully cashed. Upgrading my sword with spinning rimz
Senpai
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:31:06 No. 296202 Report Destroy the enemy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>296176 Yeah ranger is a tad strong.
Basically makes knight obsolete.
Anonymous
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>>296159 Wooooow that's cool!
Also revives all around!
Senpai
chen
Anonymous
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aw, Knight.
ah well
>>296203 >>296204 >>296209 avenge
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:32:08 No. 296227 Report Quoted By:
PLS HELP
Anonymous
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im going to grab some food, good luck
Anonymous
chen
Senpai
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>>296222 notice my trips desu
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I begin casting another Level 5 Welfare Check to polish and chrome my swod's spinning rimz
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:32:51 No. 296246 Report Quoted By:
DESTROY DOUBLEKING
healslut
chen
Anonymous
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REMOVE DOUBLEKEBAB
Anonymous
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>>296237 Hey man me too but here's to revive!
Senpai
healslut
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:33:36 No. 296267 Report Quoted By:
kill the enemy
chen
Anonymous
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Level 5 Welfare Check succefully cashed. My sword is now BLINGAN. I slash at the DoubleKing while calling it racist.
healslut
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I'll cut u nigga
Senpai
Anonymous
>>296263 Wouldn't you need someone to obsess over to become yandere?
healslut
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:34:23 No. 296289 Report Quoted By:
Destroy the boss
Anonymous
>>295759 used to play this a lot on /b/
chen
healslut
>>296282 I obsess over all of my teammates
The boss is my rival
Senpai
Anonymous
I shout "TAKE DAT YU RACISS ASS MUHFUGGA" as I wildy slash at the DoubleKing some more.
Anonymous
watch out allies, I'm gonna turn left and hit Doubleking with my giant benis :DDDDD
Anonymous
I throw things at the beast from a distance so I don't get in harms way
Warlock Hobo
>>295759 okido. Warlock it is.
Anonymous
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>>296300 REVIVES ALL AROUND!
chen
healslut
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>296290 Now you can continue to battle on /bant/ while shitposting about flags
Anonymous
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:35:54 No. 296334 Report Quoted By:
Kill em dead
Senpai
Quoted By:
>>296320 thanks <3 noticed
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I slap the healslut on the ass and go back to calling the DoubleKing a raciss cracka.
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:36:26 No. 296344 Report Quoted By:
DIE
Anonymous
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>>296326 and don't forget arguing about the king of /bant/
>>296337 Hey mate just wait for the australians to wake up :)
Anonymous
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NOW I'M GONNA HIT THEM WITH MY BENIS
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:36:52 No. 296356 Report Quoted By:
Keep shooting
Anonymous
chen
Senpai
Anonymous
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>>296326 dont mind if i do
chen
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:37:29 No. 296381 Report Quoted By:
Keep it up
healslut
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I grab my dick and begin to channel the biggest spell in the kNIGht's arsenal, Level 10 Rape.
Senpai
Quoted By:
>>296369 second 69 in a game nice
Warlock Hobo
Quoted By:
>>295759 Back from the dead, bitches.
Senpai
Quoted By:
they see me rolling
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:38:44 No. 296426 Report Where did I put my dubs
Anonymous
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BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA as Level 10 Rape is 20% ready.
chen
Anonymous
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summon@fire I SUMMON GIGA CHLOE
Anonymous
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Rising up... back on the streets... I continue to throw things at the beast, but slightly heavier than what I was throwing before because I'm pretty mad at dying twice
healslut
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so many 00 gets here, nice
Senpai
Quoted By:
roll roll roll
Anonymous
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I scratch my nuts as Level 10 Rape is 40% ready.
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:39:24 No. 296446 Report Don't mind me just shooting some digits at this guy
Anonymous
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>>296426 You left them a post behind you.
chen
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>tfw all these 0 and 9 rolls
healslut
Senpai
ive only ever got knight or healer, whats the best class?
Anonymous
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I go rob a liquor store as Level 19 Rape is 60% completed already.
Anonymous
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>>296452 Suck my polearm bitch
chen
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>>296446 stop stealing all the good ranger rolls
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I run out of things to throw and CHARGE IT WITH MAH NICE SWORD
healslut
OFFICER FATCOCKS HERE FREEZE! SHOW ME ALL YOUR FAT COCKS!
Senpai
Anonymous
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Now I'm PISSED doublecunt
Anonymous
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I smack my lips in anticipation, Level 10 Rape is 80% ready.
chen
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:40:53 No. 296489 Report Quoted By:
Check these
Anonymous
>>296459 Healer is necessary so you don't lose everyone, and ranger is currently the best for dps.
Senpai
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>296477 B...BUT SIR! WE'RE AT THE FRONT LINES!
Anonymous
>>296490 Death Knights are also really good
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>296504 FUCK! Right after the double 00s! Avenge me!
chen
Anonymous
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:42:07 No. 296521 Report Quoted By:
Pop a cap in this lil bitch
healslut
Quoted By:
>>296504 >>296508 I didn't give you permission to die
Anonymous
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"DAS RITE!" I shout, as my casting of Level 10 Rape went off marvelously.
Senpai
Anonymous
Warlock Hobo
chen
Senpai
Anonymous
healslut
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:43:14 No. 296556 Report One order of trips coming right up
Anonymous
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Spent of my energy, I make a loud fart at the DoubleKing and take a nap.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
chen
Senpai
healslut
Anonymous
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>>296556 Again one post too late friendo.
chen
Anonymous
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Offtopic but what video is OP's picture from? I forget.
healslut
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:44:23 No. 296587 Report Quoted By:
Kill
Anonymous
healslut
Anonymous
Quoted By:
SHIBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBBO
Senpai
Anonymous
>>296555 Oh shiat! Someone get some revives up in here
>>296568 Close!>>296549 I know right! Warlock Hobo
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>296600 >>296605 FUCKING WHY DOES MY LIFE DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!
chen
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:45:31 No. 296625 Report Quoted By:
Keep shooting
Senpai
healslut
chen
Anonymous
Anonymous
Senpai
Quoted By:
rolling rolling rolling
Anonymous
healslut
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Angery phase in a little bit
chen
Senpai
Quoted By:
roll some more
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:47:06 No. 296665 Report BEHOLD MORTALS
healslut
Senpai
why do the captchas get progressively weirder?
Anonymous
chen
healslut
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>>296665 beat you to the punch, Satan
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Go back to the spawn of hell whence ye came spawn of evil! May the most holy hand of Bahumat strike you down to be dust! Feel my wrath!
Senpai
Quoted By:
high digits (third time?)
Anonymous
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:48:10 No. 296699 Report Quoted By:
healslut
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>>296667 >select all the squares that have penises Anonymous
>>296698 That's rude coming from a paladin.
Dong
healslut
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:49:20 No. 296724 Report Quoted By:
dubs get
chen
Quoted By:
oh shit enrage
Anonymous
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>>296667 I think it's got something to do with neural networking AI but they just get humans to do it... I mean HOLY SHIT THE BEAST LOOKS LIKE HE IS WEAKENING!
Senpai
Anonymous
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I wake up from my slumber and start mumbling about raciss whitey.
Warlock Hobo
I summon Autistic Banshee! Pierce it's ears with your screech!
Anonymous
chen
Senpai
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:50:21 No. 296756 Report Quoted By:
KILL HIM
chen
Anonymous
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come and get me u shitsucker
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>296741 This stuns the beast and enrages him! I shall distract him!
Anonymous
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Intending to finish the fight quickly, I channel Level 4 Niggerdry into my bling sword.
Senpai
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:50:59 No. 296777 Report Quoted By:
>implying I have any intention of posting when the post number is low
chen
healslut
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>>296775 keep trying senpai!
Senpai
Anonymous
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Name@btcman dubs get
chen
Anonymous
THE LAST BLOWS REIGN DOWN UPON THE BEAST!
Anonymous
I swing wildly at the DoubleKing's groin while shouting "MUH DICK MUHFUGGA!"
Anonymous
bi
Anonymous
Senpai
chen
Anonymous
>>296836 IN OUR DEFENSE ITS FAIRLY EASY
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:53:04 No. 296844 Report Quoted By:
KILL the beast
healslut
Quoted By:
DEATH DRAWS NEAR
Anonymous
Anonymous
chen
healslut
Anonymous
Senpai
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight)
Angbar the Ranger (Canadians shot on sight) ID:XE9+w3a4 Tue 09 May 2017 17:53:25 No. 296860 Report Quoted By:
FINISH HIM
healslut
Quoted By:
Nice work everyone!
chen
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I WAS REVIVED JUST BEFORE HE DIED! THANK YOU! See you next battle everyone! Is anybody going to set up another one while we are all here?
Warlock Hobo
Quoted By:
I summon Chicken Man! Destroy hin, Chicken Man!
Senpai
Anonymous
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>>296851 *grabs dick* DAS RITE!
Dong
Anonymous
Defeated, the King patters away into the shadows, far from content with the outcome, and resolved to bring much more than himself come the next time. I'm off to eat but if there's no thread by then I'll make a new one.
Dong
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>>296851 Have some haggis on the house
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Nickname@Based God
Anonymous
Anonymous