Mothers side
>grandmothers parents were Appalachian types, been in America for a long time, 100% Celtic
>grandmother was an educated woman who became a waitress single mother of 9
>grandfathers parents were an Indiana lumber family, been American for a long time, 100% Celtic
>grandfather was actuary and sailor, absentee mostly but paid for his children at least
>mother was a professional dancer, now housewife
Fathers side
>grandfathers parents were young Jewish immigrants (to Boston and DC) who gave him up for adoption, great granddad was a Jewish league boxing champion (could be false but I dont know anything else about them)
>grandfather raised in NY, is gangsta
>grandmothers parents were humble Brooklyn Jews, her dad was a mailman and they lived in the projects
>grandma is a hipster
>dad is a gangsta
And I am a 21 year old NEET with a partly broken brain and a wasted life. I do have a good body (and a good brain in some regards) my own money, and a plan to do something cool, though.
