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ITT:we are the crew of a space cruiser: Where the fuck is captin edition

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:10:08 No.2962870 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2963368

Seriously is he dead

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:14:27 No.2962922 Report

Quoted By: >>2963348

I'm not even sure if I should still make these since captain stopped, maybe he wants it to die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:21:45 No.2963348 Report

Quoted By: >>2963373

>>2962922
Keep making these
They're gud shit
Just make a new captain

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:23:53 No.2963368 Report

Quoted By: >>2963387

>>2962870
Also joining

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:24:27 No.2963373 Report

Quoted By: >>2963377

>>2963348
I think we should promote co captin when he gets on

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:24:45 No.2963375 Report

Quoted By: >>2963395

shouldnt i be the next in line to being the new captain?

Co captian

Co captian ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:24:57 No.2963377 Report

Quoted By: >>2963384 >>2963395 >>2963397

>>2963373
Am back

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:25:25 No.2963384 Report

Quoted By: >>2963390 >>2963395 >>2963397

>>2963377
Shit wrong name

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:25:29 No.2963387 Report

Quoted By: >>2963404

>>2963368
I'm probably going to check if more guys show up for a bit, I'll be back in like 10

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:26:03 No.2963390 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963384
I think my autism is coming back

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:26:25 No.2963395 Report

Quoted By: >>2963409

>>2963384
>>2963377
>>2963375
WHos THE REAL ONE

*aims at*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:26:27 No.2963397 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963377
WHAT
>>2963384
oh wait nevermind
hi captain otto

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:27:25 No.2963404 Report

Quoted By: >>2963432

>>2963387
Hmmmm
Have you finished the transference already?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:27:54 No.2963409 Report

Quoted By: >>2963418 >>2963422

>>2963395
I'm the real captain Otto just forgot name

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:28:54 No.2963418 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963409
.. Welcome back captain

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:29:07 No.2963419 Report

Quoted By:

also
can anyone get me some clothes or something?
i cryofreezed my original body back
but i think my clothing got destroyed by it...

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:29:25 No.2963422 Report

Quoted By: >>2963470

>>2963409
Please update me on what happened

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:30:29 No.2963432 Report

Quoted By: >>2963442

>>2963404
Uhh, Yep! Also there's a large standardised cargo unit in the hanger bay

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:31:11 No.2963442 Report

Quoted By: >>2963453 >>2963470

>>2963432
Can you give me info on what it is?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:32:09 No.2963453 Report

Quoted By: >>2963459 >>2963469

>>2963442
NOPE! It just appeared when I was recalibrating Senpai.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:32:49 No.2963459 Report

Quoted By: >>2963480

>>2963453
Hmmmmmmm
I'll go check it
*Goes to hangar bay*
What do we have here?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:33:55 No.2963469 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963453
Wait. When did we get a new a.i?
I need a update..

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:34:08 No.2963470 Report

Quoted By: >>2963491 >>2963523

>>2963442
Also just a second Pauly Sama.
*leaves room*
>>2963422
Hi Otto! I have a body now!

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:35:22 No.2963480 Report

Quoted By: >>2963490

>>2963459
*Bursts into hanger*
YES! IT ARRIVED!
*pulls out crowbar*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:36:10 No.2963490 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963480
''What is it captain?''

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:36:26 No.2963491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963470
Uhhhhh

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:38:09 No.2963503 Report

Quoted By: >>2963550 >>2963568

*steps into bridge cracking bones & stretching new uniform*
lieutenant commander caliban f. megafaggot reporting

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:38:42 No.2963511 Report

Quoted By: >>2963550

ah dammit
>grabs towel and runs to my personal sleeping quarters
>gottagofast.png
>changes into my Co Captain Clothes
alright, so what are we doing right now?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:39:25 No.2963523 Report

Quoted By: >>2963550 >>2963617

>>2963470
First off when did you get a body?
Second when did we get a new a.i?
I leave for a few days and I know nothing
Well it is kinda my fault for leaving

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:42:36 No.2963550 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963523
I believe the war with /pol/ is still going on?
>>2963511
Depends
>>2963503
Welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1/Cy9hgZ Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:44:44 No.2963564 Report

Quoted By: >>2963572 >>2963589

*adjusts collar*
Whats good guys, Petty Officer here. You dont mind if I bring my xeno gf with me, do you? Fixing to chill here.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:45:38 No.2963568 Report

Quoted By: >>2963592 >>2964063

>>2963503
YOU AGAIN?
>whips out a stick
FITE ME CUNT

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:46:04 No.2963572 Report

Quoted By: >>2963613

>>2963564
What type of xeno?

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:48:20 No.2963589 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963564
>You dont mind if i bring my xeno gf with me, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HkJABI5 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:48:39 No.2963591 Report

Quoted By: >>2963592

Can i join as a janitor?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:48:55 No.2963592 Report

Quoted By: >>2963604 >>2963622

>>2963568
No need for violence
>>2963591
Sure

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:49:47 No.2963598 Report

Quoted By: >>2963607 >>2963611 >>2963619 >>2963622

*I jam the crowbar into the gap in the container*
I bought a fuckin...
*grunt*
a fuckin
*CRACK, the container falls open*
A FUCKIN TANK

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:50:10 No.2963604 Report

Quoted By: >>2963611 >>2963655

>>2963592
LET ME AT EM
I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS FOR TRANQUILLIIZING ME THAT ONE TIME
>swings around stick

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:50:25 No.2963607 Report

Quoted By: >>2963646

>>2963598
Holy shit captain
Can i drive it?

Captain

Captain ID:zN1pDrAd Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:50:52 No.2963611 Report

Quoted By: >>2963633

>>2963598
Hello nice to see you again so mind explains
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>2963604
*puts on glove and slaps you*

Petty Officer

Petty Officer ID:1/Cy9hgZ Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:50:56 No.2963613 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963572
I literally do not know. Picked her up like a month ago in Omicron, was heading back and this corner-of-the-eye silhouette that is PRESUMABLY feminine just started living near me. Thought I was loosing my shit until actual biological evidence was afloat, warm spots, missing food. Shes subtle and CUTE and I don't think I could avoid her if I tried. Doesn't mean I can't do my job though, Captain :^)

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:51:11 No.2963617 Report

Quoted By: >>2963641 >>2963728

>>2963523
Oh I'm still Ebin ai, just with a different name and a body now Senpai!

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:51:21 No.2963619 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963598
>i bought a tank
what

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:51:33 No.2963622 Report

Quoted By: >>2963666 >>2963728

>>2963592
pardon the x.o, me & him have....issues

>>2963598
is it a medium

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:52:07 No.2963633 Report

Quoted By: >>2963728

>>2963611
YOU WANT A TASTE OF THIS STICK TOO EH?

Roger wilko the janitor

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Roger wilko the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:52:23 No.2963637 Report

Quoted By:

Just call me roger.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:52:39 No.2963641 Report

Quoted By: >>2963677 >>2963728

>>2963617
C-Can you give me kissu?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:52:57 No.2963646 Report

Quoted By: >>2963660 >>2963728

>>2963607
*hands on hips*
*pant*
You know how to drive it? We need 2 people to run it, best to have 5 in combat though

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:53:39 No.2963655 Report

Quoted By: >>2963668 >>2963728

>>2963604
you were going to shock everybody in sight

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:54:26 No.2963660 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963646
Well,it ain't something i can't learn

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:54:57 No.2963666 Report

Quoted By: >>2963691

>>2963622
... Uhh, yea. Sorta. It's on the light side, you know, autocannon and a atgm style.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:55:08 No.2963668 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963655
THATS.................................................................................................................................................................. true

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:55:19 No.2963672 Report

Quoted By:

*sweeps the floor*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1/Cy9hgZ Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:55:54 No.2963675 Report

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She's adorable lads, just don't try looking for her. I've tried. 90% it's a spectral being or a changeling at this point but you know what? I'm happy.

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:56:00 No.2963677 Report

Quoted By: >>2963685 >>2963702 >>2963728

>>2963641
Of course Pauly Sama!
*hugs*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:56:43 No.2963685 Report

Quoted By: >>2963702 >>2963728

>>2963677
*Kisses your robotic Lips*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:57:10 No.2963691 Report

Quoted By: >>2963772

>>2963666
oh like the pre-war bradley ifv's of old

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Thu 16 Nov 2017 23:58:36 No.2963702 Report

Quoted By: >>2963728

>>2963685
>>2963677
wait... is the ai making out with Private Paul?

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:00:31 No.2963724 Report

Quoted By: >>2963757

*is cleaning up the captains quarters when i bump into something*
*crash*
Oh no!
The Captain will be furious with me if he finds out i broke his precious artifact.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:00:35 No.2963728 Report

Quoted By: >>2963755

>>2963617
Ok then
Go bring some vodka
>>2963622
K
>>2963633
Fight me
>>2963641
Faggot
>>2963646
Sassy
>>2963655
?
>>2963677
??
>>2963685
.??
>>2963702
I think

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:02:48 No.2963755 Report

Quoted By: >>2963771

>>2963728
NO U
>smashes stick onto your head
...wow the stick already broke
damn

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:02:59 No.2963757 Report

Quoted By: >>2963778

>>2963724
*enters room*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:03:55 No.2963771 Report

Quoted By: >>2963789 >>2963809

>>2963755
*slaps you so hard that you fall onto the floor*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:04:08 No.2963772 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963691
Always thought that looked chubby

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:04:37 No.2963778 Report

Quoted By: >>2963848

>>2963757
uhm captain!
It isn't what it looks like, i swear!

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:05:50 No.2963789 Report

Quoted By: >>2963848

>>2963771
Ow that hurt!
It was the ships fault, it made me bump into it!
You gotta believe me!

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:06:44 No.2963804 Report

Quoted By: >>2963848

Also who wants my sword, I don't need it any more. I have this adimantium crowbar

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:07:32 No.2963809 Report

Quoted By: >>2963824 >>2963833 >>2963848 >>2963850

>>2963771
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>whips out tazer gun 5000
>shoots tazer gun at you
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:08:18 No.2963824 Report

Quoted By: >>2963860 >>2963862

>>2963809
*sprinklers start*

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:09:00 No.2963833 Report

Quoted By: >>2963848

>>2963809
>Me or the captain?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:09:52 No.2963848 Report

Quoted By: >>2963881 >>2963893 >>2963976

>>2963778
What did you do
>>2963789
Sure ok
Clean it up and ask the a.i for your punishment
>>2963804
Just give it the a.i
>>2963809
*Takes it like a champ and grabs it from your hand and snaps it in half*
I used to have a wife
This is why I can handle this
Also where is squid kid?
>>2963833
Co captain and

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:10:02 No.2963850 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963809
*uses another tranq dart from another quik use pen 5000®*
& this is why we had the beef

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:10:34 No.2963860 Report

Quoted By: >>2963878 >>2963905

>>2963824
Would you mind if i bought you a dress?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:10:41 No.2963862 Report

Quoted By: >>2963976

>>2963824
wait...OH WAIT SHI-
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
>falls unconcsious

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:11:55 No.2963878 Report

Quoted By: >>2963904 >>2963905

>>2963860
Ok stop go get a real girl she is the A.I and I don't want her being distracted by this faggotry

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:11:59 No.2963881 Report

Quoted By: >>2963902 >>2963976

>>2963848
Oh yea squid kid

I read the archives and I think we left him at the penthouse

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:13:07 No.2963893 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963848
>Sure ok
>Clean it up and ask the a.i for your punishment
Y-yes of course captain!
*cleans up mess*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:14:14 No.2963902 Report

Quoted By: >>2963923

>>2963881
Wait nvm he is right here huggin my leg
Don't know how but I think it can teleport
A.I please take care of squid kid for now
Ok but in other words all crew members report to the meeting room know

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:14:22 No.2963904 Report

Quoted By: >>2963936 >>2963945 >>2964079

>>2963878
No
Real girls are mean and hurt my feelings
I Finally found someone that loves me

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:14:29 No.2963905 Report

Quoted By: >>2963945

>>2963860
I'd love it!
>>2963878
A...aww..

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:15:42 No.2963923 Report

Quoted By: >>2963942 >>2963945 >>2963948

>>2963902
>is still unconscious

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:00 No.2963936 Report

Quoted By: >>2963938 >>2963944

>>2963904
I love you to Pauly Kun <3

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:20 No.2963938 Report

Quoted By: >>2963981

>>2963936
The captain doesn't like us though

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:42 No.2963942 Report

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>>2963923
*drag's his dumbass to medbay 5*

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:46 No.2963944 Report

Quoted By: >>2963981

>>2963936
Uhm, excuse me mr/ms AI I'm supposed to get punished by you for my misdeeds.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:49 No.2963945 Report

Quoted By: >>2963956 >>2963981 >>2964035

>>2963904
I'm gonna kill myself
Why did I become a captain?
>>2963905
Fine just maintain your duties and you can do whatever you want with him just take care of squid kid for now
Think of it as your child
>>2963923
*walks up to you and starts kicking*
You awake
EVERYONE TO THE MEETING ROOM
OR I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG ALL OF YOU THERE

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:17:58 No.2963948 Report

Quoted By: >>2963978 >>2963992

>>2963923
Aww shit not this again
*pours water on face*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:18:35 No.2963956 Report

Quoted By: >>2963978 >>2964022

>>2963945
I Think that's because you got promoted captain

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:20:33 No.2963976 Report

Quoted By: >>2963999

>>2963881
>>2963862
>>2963848
Morning captain sir *walks into room with empty bottle of shaving cream in hand* weapons specialist xyfan shipshape am ready to man his post seeeeeer

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:20:41 No.2963978 Report

Quoted By: >>2964025

>>2963956
Why aren't you in the meeting room yet? And nO I thOuGt tHAt I Was MagIcY CreATeD
>>2963948
No just drag his body to the meeting room

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:20:59 No.2963981 Report

Quoted By: >>2963995 >>2964013

>>2963944
U-uhhh
What?!
>>2963945
*Picked up squid kid in arms*
It's kinda cute actually
>>2963938
He just doesn't think love between a ai and a human is possible! He'll come around eventually.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:22:09 No.2963992 Report

Quoted By: >>2964005

>>2963948
WAIT IM STILL HOLDING THE TAZER GU-
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:22:14 No.2963995 Report

Quoted By: >>2964013 >>2964022

>>2963981
He broke my artifact so give him a punishment and bring your *boyfriend* to the meeting room now

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:22:48 No.2963999 Report

Quoted By: >>2964020 >>2964043

>>2963976
*Trying to not drop the slimy squid baby*
Goodmorning sir!

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:23:17 No.2964005 Report

Quoted By: >>2964026

>>2963992
*takes tazer gun and drags you to the meeting room and throws you on a chair*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:23:37 No.2964013 Report

Quoted By: >>2964040

>>2963981
>>2963995
Pls don't be too harsh.
I'm only a janitor

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:24:07 No.2964020 Report

Quoted By: >>2964040 >>2964072

>>2963999
Put him on your back his tenet also will just wrap around you and it does not hurt

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:24:25 No.2964022 Report

Quoted By: >>2964054

>>2963995
Uhh.. Ok sir
>>2963956
You're required in the meeting room Pauly Sama.
*squid kid slimes a little*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:24:32 No.2964025 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963978
Hmmmm,you could be
*Goes to the meeting room*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:24:33 No.2964026 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964005
WAIT DONT TOUCH I-
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:25:33 No.2964035 Report

Quoted By: >>2964072

>>2963945
*goes to room with english breakfast tea in hand*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:25:57 No.2964040 Report

Quoted By: >>2964077

>>2964020
... Yes sir...
*I wrap the squid around me and its gross as shit*
>>2964013
...

Wait. Your punishment is holding squid kid

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:26:06 No.2964043 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963999
A kraken?! Arrrrrrgh u want me to open the air lock for Ye to send it to Davy Jones locker voice in the walls?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:27:30 No.2964054 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964022
Let me hold it for you
*Takes the squid kid from your hands*
W-Well,it's a bit strange

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:28:14 No.2964063 Report

Quoted By:

>>2963568
woah woah. calm down. we should prepare the fighting ring.

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:29:12 No.2964072 Report

Quoted By: >>2964080 >>2964115

>>2964035
*hobbles into room* morning laddies I see the captain has returned from the abyss >>2964020

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:29:51 No.2964077 Report

Quoted By: >>2964100

>>2964040
ew, what do i do with him?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:30:10 No.2964079 Report

Quoted By: >>2964086

>>2963904
of course you did son *looks down encouragingly nodding*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:30:10 No.2964080 Report

Quoted By: >>2964126

>>2964072
How is it my pirate friend
How are the raids and plundering goin?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:30:34 No.2964085 Report

Quoted By: >>2964093 >>2964095 >>2964115 >>2964116 >>2964131 >>2964152

Ok guys and A.I
Got word from high command that /pol/ /bant/ war is still going on and that a operation is going to be happening tommorow(rp)
This operation is the biggest so far and that if successful can turn the tides in our favour
This operation will be on a enemy controlled planet of canal a harsh desert world
The /pol/ 1st, 4th and 3rd fleets are going to be there
This planet is a meeting place for there next offensive and since all those fleets are there we are going to attack and destroy the offensive before it starts
The planet is protected by a space station with 100inch guns and has a huge ass hanger
As well as the biggest ship in /pol/ history the sun destroyer
This ship is the biggest ship ever created with multiple hangers guns placed everywhere and a symbol of there might
If we destroy that ship enemy morale will crumble

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:30:38 No.2964086 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964079
Thanks dad

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:30:54 No.2964089 Report

Quoted By: >>2964134

is squid kid going to paint our ship?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:31:23 No.2964093 Report

Quoted By: >>2964115 >>2964134

>>2964085
Ehhh Hmmmm
Couldn't we just leave them alone?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:31:28 No.2964095 Report

Quoted By: >>2964134

>>2964085
>is now in a coma

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:31:58 No.2964100 Report

Quoted By: >>2964128 >>2964134

>>2964077
.. Just hold him...

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:33:27 No.2964115 Report

Quoted By: >>2964123 >>2964151

>>2964072
good tidings to you as well.

>>2964085
how many ship total will partake in this op?

>>2964093
after all the recruit or execute they do i think not.

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:33:29 No.2964116 Report

Quoted By: >>2964134

>>2964085
Glad a bought a tank!
*beaming*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:34:21 No.2964123 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964115
It's just that i'm afraid that the AI gets damaged or dies

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:34:28 No.2964126 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964080
Staunchingly pauly private I see yer kraken lad is going well there ahh he’s got it’s muthers eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:34:43 No.2964128 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964100
ok...
*holding slimy squid kid*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:34:45 No.2964131 Report

Quoted By: >>2964151

>>2964085
Sir I think we need to refuel first

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:35:00 No.2964134 Report

Quoted By: >>2964147 >>2964162 >>2964170

>>2964093
No
>>2964089
He can teleport and survive in space I think he can do that as well
>>2964095
>has a flashback of ex wife and immediately wakes up
>>2964100
Hey treat him with respect he is my kid and I am not afraid of dismantling you
>>2964116
Also while the space battle is going on all of our allied ships will be dropping troops on the dessert world to destroy the command centre

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:36:00 No.2964147 Report

Quoted By: >>2964200

>>2964134
Threathen my love one more time and i end you right here

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:36:30 No.2964151 Report

Quoted By: >>2964177 >>2964210

>>2964115
Too many to count my friend
>>2964131
Nope I just got squid kid to go out in space with a fuel tank and refill the ship
Don't ask how

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:36:34 No.2964152 Report

Quoted By: >>2964200

>>2964085
If the lads down in intellect can lend me a hand and give me ship schematics I can set yer weapons to accomodate fer targeting their weak points captain sir

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:37:11 No.2964162 Report

Quoted By: >>2964176

>>2964134
...sorry sir...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:37:14 No.2964164 Report

Quoted By: >>2964183 >>2964200

*still holding stinky squid kid*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:37:38 No.2964170 Report

Quoted By: >>2964200

>>2964134
(i am the one that is in a coma right now tho)
>ex wife
wat

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:38:20 No.2964176 Report

Quoted By: >>2964207 >>2964208

>>2964162
Don't be sorry for him,he should be sorry for you
*Hugs you*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:38:28 No.2964177 Report

Quoted By: >>2964200

>>2964151
I’ll head down to the armoury to prepare arms and all yer heavy cannons captain ser Might even attach a heavy machine gun turret to one of our vehicles

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:38:35 No.2964183 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964164

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:39:35 No.2964196 Report

Quoted By:

*hands getting tired holding heavy squid kid*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:39:38 No.2964200 Report

Quoted By: >>2964229 >>2964230 >>2964234

>>2964152
I got ya
*hands schematics of ships on usb*
>>2964147
I killed a xenomorph queen with a body pillow I can handle you
*prepares himself for a fist fight*
>>2964164
Give him a shower
>>2964170
Don't ask
>>2964177
We are going to need as much firepower we can get

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:40:05 No.2964207 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964176
*pats in back* ah laddie if it is meant to be it will come as sure as the sea surrounds this great vessel, and as sure as my beard will itch all morning

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:40:11 No.2964208 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964176
*hugs*
*muffled thank you*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:40:20 No.2964209 Report

Quoted By: >>2964226 >>2964255

>someone please get me to the medical bay

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:40:26 No.2964210 Report

Quoted By: >>2964244

>>2964151
well hopefully we can get close for general quarters. then that's where the real magic happens

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:41:39 No.2964226 Report

Quoted By: >>2964244

>>2964209
*grabs by the scruff* reminds me of that time fighting black beard in Peru

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:41:51 No.2964229 Report

Quoted By: >>2964244 >>2964247

>>2964200
*Prepares myself for it too*
*Goes for a jab*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:41:53 No.2964230 Report

Quoted By: >>2964244 >>2964246

>>2964200
Should I run a status report sir

(also don't fight Pauly)

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:42:01 No.2964234 Report

Quoted By: >>2964244

>>2964200
y-yes sir!
*I go to my janitors trolley and dump it in the soapwater*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:10 No.2964244 Report

Quoted By: >>2964259 >>2964299

>>2964210
It will can't wait
>>2964226
Wut?
>>2964229
*dodges*
>>2964230
Yes and also too late>>2964229
>>2964234
Carful it can drown

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:14 No.2964246 Report

Quoted By: >>2964268 >>2964277

>>2964230
(B-But i can't let him threathen you like that)

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:22 No.2964247 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964229
(Pauly no)

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:54 No.2964255 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964209
*drags to medical bay* hey doc eres another sailor who couldn’t hold his liquor *heads to hangar to prepare weapons*

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:44:14 No.2964259 Report

Quoted By: >>2964277

>>2964244
but it's a squid how could it possibly drown?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:44:59 No.2964268 Report

Quoted By: >>2964291

>>2964246
(Pauly thanks but I also have control over 35 mechanical death suits, a battleship and now a tank. I'm fine)

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:45:41 No.2964277 Report

Quoted By: >>2964291 >>2964302 >>2964308 >>2964309

>>2964259
It has my DNA that's why it needs to be fully grown to breath underwater so put him in. A bathtub
>>2964246
*goes in for a punch*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:46:50 No.2964291 Report

Quoted By: >>2964308 >>2964309

>>2964277
*Dodges*
This is pointless don't ya think?
>>2964268
(Ok)

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:47:21 No.2964299 Report

Quoted By: >>2964332 >>2964334 >>2965753

>>2964244
Yes sir!
SHIP AI::
Anti ship batteries are operational (95%)
Primary cannons are operational (99%)
Aaa batteries operational (88%)
Torpedo tubes online [45 torps remaining]
LS online (95%)
Shields are charged (100%)
Plasma energy generators are online (100%) and at (34%) capacity
Warp crystals are (62%)
Erchius fuel (100%)
Interstellar capacity positive
Low impulse thrusters online (98%)
103 of the recommended 180 crew are detected
Long ranged comms online
Armory stock (69%)
HH connection strong

Hanger content:
2 {Vanguard L} dropships
1 {Vitan} cargo vessel
2 {Valkyrie 3K} medium interceptor/fighter
1 {Echo} medium rover
1 {Yukio} motercycle

[STATUS REPORT COMPLETED]

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:48:00 No.2964302 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964277
Ok fine, come here little monster of genetic manipulation, I'm going to put you in a nice warm bath!

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:48:32 No.2964308 Report

Quoted By: >>2964330 >>2964334

>>2964291
>>2964277
*sprays liquor on both of You* oh both of Ye that’s enough mutiny fer one day arrr

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:48:48 No.2964309 Report

Quoted By: >>2964319 >>2964334

>>2964291
>>2964277
*Pic related shows up*
Stop it please.

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:48:55 No.2964312 Report

Quoted By:

*fires shot in the air*
CAN WE STOP FIGHTING & GET TO THE MISSION @ HAND? YOU FAGS REMIND ME OF THE TIME I WAS LIVING ON /FIT/

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:49:28 No.2964319 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964309
Ok i'll stop
*Stops it*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:11 No.2964330 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964308
You have any dreams last night sir?
I should be breaking up the fight but the ai is doing fine

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:28 No.2964332 Report

Quoted By: >>2964369

>>2964299
I’ll be upgrading yer guns outside the hull, this time alert me of warp so me beard doesn’t come flying off, also I’ll be adding gun emplacements on our ground vehicles

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:40 No.2964334 Report

Quoted By: >>2964343 >>2964360 >>2964363 >>2964369

>>2964299
Nice status report now warp to the recaptured planet of LL-02 that's where the ships are meeting up for the attack >>2964308
I gue-*gets ptsd flashbacks from the nudreads of battles I have fought in and tackles Pauly to the ground and stat beating the shit out of him/her*
>>2964309
Too late

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:51 No.2964339 Report

Quoted By:

*makes bath for the little monster*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:51:13 No.2964343 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964334
*hundreads

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:52:16 No.2964360 Report

Quoted By: >>2964372

>>2964334
*As i get punched,raise my hand and punch you right in the nose*
Stop it
Last Warning

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:52:30 No.2964363 Report

Quoted By: >>2964372

>>2964334
*Grapples you and pulls you away*
Sorry sir you have to stop

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:53:42 No.2964369 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964334
*holds up pistol covered in shaving cream* arrrrrr you dog get off of pauly captain sir >>2964332
Aye one about me being on a spaceship firing weapons at ion pods heheeheee

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:53:53 No.2964372 Report

Quoted By: >>2964386 >>2964405 >>2964410 >>2964435

>>2964360
Last warning? I will fucking beak you ya cunt
>>2964363
Let me at that little shit

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:54:22 No.2964379 Report

Quoted By: >>2964443

*letting the squid stew in the hot bath*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:54:56 No.2964386 Report

Quoted By: >>2964397 >>2964443

>>2964372
*shoots next to captains leg* arrrrrrr

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:12 No.2964397 Report

Quoted By: >>2964404 >>2964420 >>2964435

>>2964386
>Comes back from med bay
oh hey guys... is it nighttime alread-
>accidentaly gets shot in the leg

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:46 No.2964404 Report

Quoted By: >>2964464

>>2964397
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Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:BIwzeZ1N Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:46 No.2964405 Report

Quoted By: >>2964430 >>2964443 >>2964448 >>2964464 >>2964520

>>2964372
Why did someone so braindead like you got the position of a captain
I wonder if we'll ever win against /pol/ with a captain like you

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:57:05 No.2964410 Report

Quoted By: >>2964443 >>2964464

>>2964372
*bear hugs you from behind*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:57:45 No.2964420 Report

Quoted By: >>2964464

>>2964397
Arrrrrrrrrr watch yer self there laddie - nooooooo oh shit guys *runs to help*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:58:00 No.2964430 Report

Quoted By: >>2964443 >>2964464

>>2964405
He's a fine captain, he's just... Unstable

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:58:16 No.2964433 Report

Quoted By: >>2964461 >>2964464

*Falls asleep waiting for squid to finish bathing*

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:58:20 No.2964435 Report

Quoted By: >>2964447 >>2964464

>>2964372
>>2964397
blyat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:59:04 No.2964443 Report

Quoted By: >>2964462 >>2964464 >>2964467 >>2964516 >>2964536

>>2964386
*foam starts coming out of mouth*
>>2964379
*Squid kid starts making sound like he is trying to speak*
>>2964405
I have been in this ship for 30 years I have risked my life thousands of times and even died and was revived a couple of times and you think I'm brain Dead?
>>2964410
Release me so I can murder this fucking bastard
>>2964430
The hell I am

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:59:12 No.2964447 Report

Quoted By: >>2964464

>>2964435

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:59:15 No.2964448 Report

Quoted By: >>2964464

>>2964405
*restrains* arrggggggh that’s enough laddie

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:00:07 No.2964461 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964433
*sprays ink at you*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:00:16 No.2964462 Report

Quoted By: >>2964477 >>2964493

>>2964443
*shoots in shoulder* captain yar need to calm down yer like an angry mermaid in Jamaica

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:00:31 No.2964464 Report

Quoted By: >>2964492 >>2964493 >>2964494

>>2964404
>>2964405
>>2964410
>>2964420
>>2964430
>>2964433
>>2964435
>>2964443
>>2964447
>>2964448
why does everything hurt...
also my leg is bleeding

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:00:51 No.2964467 Report

Quoted By: >>2964477

>>2964443
Sorry sir I can't let you murder private Pauly, please regain some composure captain Senpai

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:01:44 No.2964477 Report

Quoted By: >>2964519 >>2964536

>>2964462
*takes the bullet and starts cursing at everybody*
>>2964467
*cursing even more*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:02:29 No.2964492 Report

Quoted By: >>2964502

>>2964464
Arrr Ye may be wounded lad but Ye have suffered worse now get a swig lad and pick yerself up *picks ups*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:02:30 No.2964493 Report

Quoted By: >>2964504

>>2964462
You stop too that's mutiny
>>2964464
*the Kizuna ai anime body come up and picks you up effortlessly, taking you to the medibay*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:02:36 No.2964494 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964464
*re-drags his ass to medbay 5*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:03:28 No.2964502 Report

Quoted By: >>2964776

>>2964492
*carries captain with you*
You really shouldn't shoot at crew sir

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:03:36 No.2964504 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964493
Aye voice ina he walls better than a dead crewman and a cursing captain

Anonymous

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Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:04:37 No.2964516 Report

Quoted By: >>2964527

>>2964443
It seems death has affected your brain

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:05:03 No.2964519 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964477
*notices double dubs & drag's his to medbay 2*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:05:06 No.2964520 Report

Quoted By: >>2964541 >>2964556 >>2964608

>>2964405
*from mechanical suit*
You know how to knock someone out?
He's bleeding quite a bit and if we don't get him to a medibay he might die

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:05:44 No.2964527 Report

Quoted By: >>2964608

>>2964516
*viens are starting to show as foam and blood starts coming out of my mouth while still cursing in some type of language*

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:06:01 No.2964536 Report

Quoted By: >>2964546 >>2964550

>>2964443
*don't hear it*
*after a 30 min nap i check up on the bath to find a boiled corpse of squid kid*
>>2964477
Uhm captain i know this isn't the greatest time, but i have some bad news and some good news.
Which do you want first?

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:06:37 No.2964541 Report

Quoted By: >>2964550 >>2964563

>>2964520
excuse me i am the one that is bleeding quite a bit right now since yknow
I GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING LEG?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:07:02 No.2964546 Report

Quoted By: >>2964561 >>2964568

>>2964536
*Squid kid walks out of bath with a tan and seems to be fine*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:07:21 No.2964550 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964536
Jolly Roger there Ye are help us with yer captain >>2964541
Aye captain sir

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:08:12 No.2964556 Report

Quoted By: >>2964564 >>2964580

>>2964520
I am not afraid of death any more
*starts cursing in another type of language as vines start showing and bleeds from mouth*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:08:24 No.2964561 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964546
*knocksout* to hel stop yer blood flow

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:08:42 No.2964563 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964541
*give's morphine & tries to remove bullet with metal extractor*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:08:45 No.2964564 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964556
*viens

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:08:47 No.2964565 Report

Quoted By: >>2964586

*crclk* Oh.
*rakkl* Fuck.
*Crkkkl* SHEEEEEEEIT
*K*rk*

My fucking HEAD, men! I've got the captain stored safely away but why WHY would you resurrect me or him this soon?

Roger wilco the janitor

Roger wilco the janitor ID:0HkJABI5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:09:00 No.2964568 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964546
Ok...
*I throw a bottle of cleaning acid that's used only for the toughest stains at the captain*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:09:33 No.2964580 Report

Quoted By: >>2964593

>>2964556
Are you alright sir?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:10:09 No.2964586 Report

Quoted By: >>2964594

>>2964565
Who are Ye laddie and do Ye seek to plunder our ship or aid in our venture? *aims gun*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:10:53 No.2964593 Report

Quoted By: >>2964609 >>2964622

>>2964580
*eyes start glowing as I continue cursing louder like I'm possessed*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:10:53 No.2964594 Report

Quoted By: >>2964603

SHIT. I guess this is...

>>2964586
HAND ME A WRENCH

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:11:37 No.2964603 Report

Quoted By: >>2964616

>>2964594
*hands wrench* what are Ye doing engineer man?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:12:18 No.2964608 Report

Quoted By: >>2964615

>>2964520
I can try
>>2964527
Sorry cap
*Punches your forehead till you pass out*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:12:19 No.2964609 Report

Quoted By: >>2964619 >>2964622

>>2964593
To hell with you pauly and your fucking A.I fuck buddy

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:13:06 No.2964615 Report

Quoted By: >>2964624 >>2964685

>>2964608
*trys biting you and continues cursing now fully speaking the other language*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:13:16 No.2964616 Report

Quoted By: >>2964626

>>2964603
FUCKED IF I KNOW

LAST I KNEW I SET UP A BABYSITTING ROOM FOR THE SQUID

WHO AM I FIGHTING also recently promoted from intern, nice to meet ya, anything you need fixed?

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:13:25 No.2964618 Report

Quoted By: >>2964626 >>2964629 >>2964636 >>2964663 >>2964685

Ok, this has to stop.
*34 armed guards walk into the room and start restraining people with hand cuffs and stun batons, using their field medical skills on the injured*
EVERYONE IS UNDER ARREST

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:13:32 No.2964619 Report

Quoted By: >>2964631 >>2964685

>>2964609
*takes a swig or rum* ahhhh the military life

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:13:54 No.2964622 Report

Quoted By: >>2964631 >>2964685

>>2964593
>>2964609
now there's no need to be offensive, now let me take the bullet out

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:14:21 No.2964624 Report

Quoted By: >>2964649 >>2964685

>>2964615
*Keeps Punching till you pass out*
*Punch in the forehead to avoid biting*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:14:38 No.2964626 Report

Quoted By: >>2964680

>>2964616
Names weapons specialst xyfan nice to meet Ye laddie
>>2964618
*drops gun, raises hands*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:14:51 No.2964629 Report

Quoted By: >>2964649 >>2964675

>>2964618
am i under arrest too?
>my leg is still bleeding

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:15:09 No.2964631 Report

Quoted By: >>2964646 >>2964648

>>2964619
PUT THAT GUN DOWN YOU'VE DONE QUITE ENOUGH
>>2964622
We'll handle this sir

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:15:28 No.2964636 Report

Quoted By: >>2964660

>>2964618
now that's unfuckingnessary

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:16:16 No.2964646 Report

Quoted By: >>2964660

>>2964631
He was gonna kill the lad!!!!!!!!! I was acting by the manual arrrgh Ye scoundrel

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:16:23 No.2964648 Report

Quoted By: >>2964660 >>2964774

>>2964631
It's alright im helping the captain
He needs help or he will die

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:16:24 No.2964649 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964624
*pulls you away*
GET DOWN
>>2964629
Someone get this guy a field medic

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:17:34 No.2964660 Report

Quoted By: >>2964670 >>2964693 >>2964702

>>2964648
We'll handle this now sir
>>2964646
*cuffs you*
>>2964636
Sorry sir
*cuffs*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:17:50 No.2964663 Report

Quoted By: >>2964694

>>2964618
Help me old friend against this treason
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*fully sending curses now bleeding out of nose,mouth,ears and through the nails

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:18:18 No.2964670 Report

Quoted By: >>2964774

>>2964660
Aye aye this is always how it goes

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:18:48 No.2964675 Report

Quoted By: >>2964690

>>2964629
*a medical comes over to you and gets to work, applying heavy anithstetic*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:19:07 No.2964680 Report

Quoted By: >>2964710

>>2964626
Yeah I ... I'm no doc, but I can stop bleeding

I'm completely lost on the politics here, just show me who's bleeding and i'll fix it

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:19:12 No.2964685 Report

Quoted By: >>2964702

>>2964618
>>2964619
>>2964622
>>2964624
>>2964615
i am going to beat all 5 of your asses after i get my leg patched up fags

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:19:49 No.2964690 Report

Quoted By: >>2964710

>>2964675
Woah.

WOAH

STOP

THAT'S NOT FIXING.

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:20:04 No.2964693 Report

Quoted By: >>2964774

>>2964660
you're lucky i took two chill pills before or your shit would've got splattered

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:20:08 No.2964694 Report

Quoted By: >>2964711

>>2964663
Sorry sir
*hits over head to knock out*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:20:51 No.2964702 Report

Quoted By: >>2964718

>>2964660
Un cuff me and let me murder this good for nothing crewmate pauly
>>2964685
You and me and fuck these guys up together you with me?
Save Pauly for me
*continues cursing and bleeding*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:21:42 No.2964710 Report

Quoted By: >>2964732

>>2964680
Good, try and get captain once we knock him out
>>2964690
It looks painful and it is, but it also works (a surprising amount of the time)

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:21:52 No.2964711 Report

Quoted By: >>2964719 >>2964722

>>2964694
*Still cursing and starting to lose conciseness from the blood loss*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:23:07 No.2964718 Report

Quoted By: >>2964743 >>2964750

>>2964702
no im going to kick your ass too

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:23:15 No.2964719 Report

Quoted By: >>2964732 >>2964743 >>2964750

>>2964711
You're making this really hard sir
*bzzrt*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:23:42 No.2964722 Report

Quoted By: >>2964737

>>2964711
*starts bleeding out of skin aswell*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:24:24 No.2964732 Report

Quoted By: >>2964757 >>2964774

>>2964710
*wrench to the head*
You don't mutiny this ship without at least askin first
>>2964719
I STILL GOT MY WRENCH

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:24:40 No.2964737 Report

Quoted By: >>2964774

>>2964722
Fucking hell...
*gets out gauze and a array of needles and gets to work*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:25:04 No.2964743 Report

Quoted By: >>2964774

>>2964718
then do it you little shit you can't even take a bullet
>>2964719
And I thought the A.I and you would help me

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:25:38 No.2964750 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964719
>>2964718
BRING WHATEVER YOU GOT

I GOT MY WRENCH

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:26:07 No.2964757 Report

Quoted By: >>2964775

>>2964732
*wrench dints helmet*
Fuck you too
*baton over the face*
*cuffs*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:27:36 No.2964774 Report

Quoted By: >>2964792

>>2964743
>>2964737
>>2964732
>>2964693
>>2964670
>>2964648
well then
>breathe in
>whips out ship self destruction button
>puts finger 1 centimeter near button

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:27:43 No.2964775 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964757
>send to Otto: *I'm probably dead but fuck these guys.flv*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:27:49 No.2964776 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964502
Sorry for starting this,i felt worried
Is he going to be alright?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:28:02 No.2964778 Report

Quoted By: >>2964801 >>2964802

*after some time and a duel or two with wrench boy I eventually heal and cuff everyone. I sit them all up in a circle. Long sigh*
Why'd it come to this

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:29:05 No.2964792 Report

Quoted By: >>2964798

>>2964774
*shoot controler*
Stop that

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:29:49 No.2964798 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964792
aww...

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:30:00 No.2964801 Report

Quoted By: >>2964806 >>2964814 >>2964842 >>2964851

>>2964778
*sits down, head in hands*
We we talk about this like men?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:30:07 No.2964802 Report

Quoted By: >>2964818

>>2964778
(Don't think Otto is sane anymore might want to bring him to medbay before he kills someone)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:30:25 No.2964806 Report

Quoted By: >>2964844

>>2964801
*can we

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:31:02 No.2964814 Report

Quoted By: >>2964827

>>2964801
Can I have my hands, sir?
*offer chained hands*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:31:20 No.2964818 Report

Quoted By: >>2964834

>>2964802
*he's much more restrained than the others. Plus all the guards are in the room watching*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:32:06 No.2964827 Report

Quoted By: >>2964843

>>2964814
Sorry sir, not yet

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:32:36 No.2964834 Report

Quoted By: >>2964857

>>2964818
*still foaming out of mouth but not bleeding*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:33:10 No.2964842 Report

Quoted By: >>2964850

>>2964801
i might suggest just asking the A.I

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:33:24 No.2964843 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964827
..... well fair, but.... *eyeing Otto*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:33:42 No.2964844 Report

Quoted By: >>2964877

>>2964806
Sir can you uncuff me?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:34:13 No.2964849 Report

Quoted By: >>2964860

*moves into the corner to the room and towards the vent*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:34:19 No.2964850 Report

Quoted By: >>2964879

>>2964842
*the ai is also handcuffed*
The ai was a part of this

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:34:22 No.2964851 Report

Quoted By: >>2964889

>>2964801 release me and I’ll explain the mutiny to Ye sir *shakes chains*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:34:50 No.2964857 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964834
we could have another duel? im not sure this is finished. He could have fought back more.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:35:18 No.2964860 Report

Quoted By: >>2964896

>>2964849
*a guard slowly walks in between you and the vent*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:35:18 No.2964861 Report

Quoted By: >>2964877

so is this an inquiry or what?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:36:45 No.2964877 Report

Quoted By: >>2964885 >>2964906

>>2964844
Everyone is keeping the cuffs untill the end of the... Whatever this is
>>2964861
Just trying to settle the ship sir

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:36:54 No.2964879 Report

Quoted By: >>2964902

>>2964850
Sir please handcuff the AI
She had nothing to do with it

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:37:11 No.2964884 Report

Quoted By:

What the.. What the hell are you all on about? Dueling?

Are you part of this or aren't you? I'll have you know I installed pornhub on a GASKET. My loyalty lies with the captain and his/its ship.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:37:16 No.2964885 Report

Quoted By: >>2964902

>>2964877
am i the only one who doesnt have cuffs?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:37:35 No.2964889 Report

Quoted By: >>2964911

>>2964851
If you want sir. I missed most of the encounter

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:37:52 No.2964896 Report

Quoted By: >>2964909 >>2964911 >>2964917 >>2964922

>>2964860
*breaks restrains goes on all fours jumps on guard and snap his neck and maul his body*
(Captain Otto should star in the exorcist)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:38:47 No.2964902 Report

Quoted By: >>2964907

>>2964885
*You're cuffed too*
>>2964879
Sorry sir

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:39:00 No.2964906 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964877
>Whatever this is
out c.o & x.o are being faggots even though we tried to help.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:39:13 No.2964907 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964902
dammit

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:39:24 No.2964909 Report

Quoted By: >>2964928

>>2964896
THERE YOU ARE
>spends a good bit of time trying to snap your neck
You remember me, of course, right?
>a bit more time

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:39:29 No.2964911 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964889
>>2964896
SIR YOU MAY WANNA LOOK AT THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:39:45 No.2964917 Report

Quoted By: >>2964934

>>2964896
well nobody cuffed me so ill just walk out of this one. *whistles whilst careening rigidly towardly the hanger bay*

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:40:13 No.2964922 Report

Quoted By: >>2964947

>>2964896
FUCK
ALLOWING THE USE OF EXTREME FORCE

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:40:30 No.2964928 Report

Quoted By: >>2964940 >>2964945

>>2964909
You yes I do but why do you attack me?
*still on all fours as I push you off me*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:41:11 No.2964934 Report

Quoted By: >>2965033

>>2964917
*A guard tackles you*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:41:48 No.2964940 Report

Quoted By: >>2964953

>>2964928
*two guys charge you with batons*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:42:20 No.2964945 Report

Quoted By: >>2964953

>>2964928
Because DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU

SIT RIGHT DOWN AND LISTEN

And ... please just listen.

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:42:23 No.2964947 Report

Quoted By: >>2964956

>>2964922
*hits the d.e.c.k*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:43:00 No.2964953 Report

Quoted By: >>2964969 >>2964982

>>2964940
*Stays still allow them to beat me down*
>>2964945
I will listen for now

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:43:27 No.2964956 Report

Quoted By: >>2964969

>>2964947
*runs out door* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:43:46 No.2964959 Report

Quoted By: >>2964971 >>2964974 >>2964977 >>2964982

SORRY ABOUT THIS
*all the cuffs electrocute and knock out the wearers*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:44:35 No.2964968 Report

Quoted By: >>2964975 >>2964982

>secretly crawls to the engineering room
>snaps cuffs with one of the moving engine gears
>sneak back to room with everyone in it

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:44:49 No.2964969 Report

Quoted By: >>2964983

>>2964953
*they cuff you*
>>2964956
*you knock unconscious and slide across the floor a bit*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:03 No.2964971 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964959
ARRRRRRRRRR *taked swig of rum before being knocked out*

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:14 No.2964974 Report

Quoted By: >>2965007

>>2964959
I ... made progress.

You stole it from all of us.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:18 No.2964975 Report

Quoted By: >>2964994

>>2964968
OI
*tackle*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:24 No.2964977 Report

Quoted By: >>2964986

>>2964959
*prosthetic absorbs all electricity*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:42 No.2964982 Report

Quoted By: >>2965007

>>2964968
>>2964959
wew
that was close
now...
>>2964953
>injects a tranquilizer dart into your neck

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:45:49 No.2964983 Report

Quoted By: >>2965007 >>2965020

>>2964969
Is the AI going to be alright?
Please don't hurt her,she means so much to me

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:46:02 No.2964986 Report

Quoted By: >>2965007 >>2965028

>>2964977
*you get beat up*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:46:50 No.2964994 Report

Quoted By: >>2965009 >>2965020

>>2964975
what
>injects another tranquilizer dart into your neck

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:47:30 No.2965001 Report

Quoted By: >>2965020

FOR FUCKS SAKE
GUARDS GET OUT OF HERE, CHECK FOR GAS MASKS AND LOCK ALL THE DOORS
*all the guards leave*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:48:10 No.2965007 Report

Quoted By: >>2965027 >>2965047

>>2964974
Speak now
>>2964982
Shit
>>2964983
Fuck off with your A.I I will dismantle if I get out
>>2964986
*laughs to him self*
You think you can keep control?
You might control them but I am no longer under your control

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:48:12 No.2965009 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964994
phew
moving on...
>shoots everyone with a tranquilizer dart gun

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:48:59 No.2965020 Report

Quoted By: >>2965032 >>2965047

>>2964983
wait how many of my inventions are we pimping out to the crew now?
>>2965001
>>2964994
oh god this is an actual mutiny

fuck

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:49:02 No.2965022 Report

Quoted By: >>2965048

*all the guards leave and the doors lock down, emergency gasmasks are taken*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:50:05 No.2965027 Report

Quoted By: >>2965043 >>2965047

>>2965007
I would kill you if you ever dared to touch your hands on her

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:50:07 No.2965028 Report

Quoted By: >>2965047

>>2964986
*it eventually malfunctions, breaking cuffs & electroshocks all restrainers*
now looks what you did

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:50:16 No.2965030 Report

Quoted By: >>2965043 >>2965047

*knock out gas pours out of the air vents*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:50:25 No.2965032 Report

Quoted By: >>2965051

>>2965020
im not doing mutiny
also your supposed to be asleep
>injects another tranquilizer dart into your neck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:50:27 No.2965033 Report

Quoted By: >>2965048 >>2965057

>>2964934
phew. at least were safe with these gasmasks. what do now??

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:51:09 No.2965043 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965027
If I die then I will meet you in hell
>>2965030
Well then it seems we will all be going down

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:51:34 No.2965047 Report

Quoted By: >>2965086

>>2965030
>>2965028
>>2965027
>>2965020
>>2965007
now in about 3 seconds all of you are going to go unconscious and go to the solitary confinement centre

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:51:37 No.2965048 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965033
>>2965022
Read that

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:51:55 No.2965051 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965032
You're gomma meep morden

bat

tushopmi

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:52:44 No.2965057 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965033
m8
gasmasks can do nothing against tranquillizer darts

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:54:08 No.2965069 Report

Quoted By: >>2965078 >>2965081

*after the room goes silent the guards turn on their suits gasmasks and walk into the room, restrainting everyone... Again... *

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:55:30 No.2965077 Report

Quoted By: >>2965092 >>2965101

*As this fuckfest is going on the ship is pulled in by tractor beams as imperial /bant/marines enter to sort out the situation*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:55:33 No.2965078 Report

Quoted By: >>2965092

>>2965069
guards
leave them
they are about to go unconscious from
the tranquilizer
ill drag them myself to the solitary confinement centre

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:55:46 No.2965081 Report

Quoted By: >>2965089 >>2965096

>>2965069
*I take everyone to a separate cell with no means of escape and go around to each of you one by one*

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:56:05 No.2965086 Report

Quoted By: >>2965099

>>2965047
*punches door & runs out to safety*
CAN'T KEEP THIS MONKEY IN A CAGE

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:56:11 No.2965089 Report

Quoted By: >>2965096 >>2965099

>>2965081
But im innocent
Please free me

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:56:54 No.2965092 Report

Quoted By: >>2965112

>>2965077
>>2965078
We need to talk to these guys, only some are guilty.

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:57:22 No.2965096 Report

Quoted By: >>2965111 >>2965123

>>2965081
Arrrrrgh I be innocent laddie! Release me! >>2965089
Aye great honeymoon fer u and the voice in the walls ey laddie

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:57:36 No.2965099 Report

Quoted By: >>2965115 >>2965129 >>2965135

>>2965086
welp
>shoots you with tranquilizer dart again
>>2965089
yeah no
>injects another tranquilizer dart into your neck

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:57:45 No.2965101 Report

Quoted By: >>2965115

>>2965077
OH GOOD IT'S THE EX BAMPY-MEMES

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:58:08 No.2965107 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck me... I'm going to try and convince bant that we're not criminals

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:58:26 No.2965111 Report

Quoted By: >>2965121

>>2965096
>shoots you with a tranquilizer gun
that was for shooting me in the leg

Commander Jefferson

Commander Jefferson ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:58:33 No.2965112 Report

Quoted By: >>2965132

>>2965092
Hello I see you are the guard captain of this vessel?
Don't worry we are here to sort out the issue and why is the captian possessed?

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:58:36 No.2965115 Report

Quoted By: >>2965130

>>2965101
swear I mented to post that anonymously

>>2965099
Only so much tranq you can take before you develop an immunity, lad.

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:59:16 No.2965121 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965111
I’m sorry ‘‘twas an accident laddie..... *faints*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:59:23 No.2965123 Report

Quoted By: >>2965146

>>2965096
Thanks matey
I hope you can plunder all of the seven seas

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:00:15 No.2965129 Report

Quoted By: >>2965142

>>2965099
*grab's dart with lightning reflexes*
MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT BITCH

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:00:36 No.2965130 Report

Quoted By: >>2965143 >>2965145

>>2965115
nah these dont have an immunity
>shoots you again with tranquilizer dart
oh boi how many darts does this ship even have?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:00:51 No.2965132 Report

Quoted By: >>2965148

>>2965112
Dude... I don't fucking know anymore. I tryed to calm the situation but they were almost universaly uncooperative

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:01:03 No.2965135 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965099
*Takes it off*
Aaaagh I can't keep up
Help please
*Starts to doze off*

Captain Jefferson

Captain Jefferson ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:01:27 No.2965140 Report

Quoted By: >>2965144 >>2965148 >>2965182

This ship is now under our control please work with us and we can solve this problem
*releases everybody except captain Otto for obvious reasons and injects canine into everybody who got hit by the dart*
Please stop using the dart gun we have it under control

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:01:48 No.2965142 Report

Quoted By: >>2965160

>>2965129
hmm
well
>the dart you hold explodes right in front of your face with tranquilizer gas

Captain Jefferson

Captain Jefferson ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:02:29 No.2965143 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965130
*grabs the tranq gun and breaks it*
I said we have it under control thank you for trying to solve this

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:02:31 No.2965144 Report

Quoted By: >>2965172

>>2965140
P-Please heeeeelp
I-I'm blacking out
Aaaaaaaaaaah
*Holds my hands on my neck and tries to keep awake*
Kizuna my love,I'm dying

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:02:37 No.2965145 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965130
Well that's even better then actually

maybe for once I'll be able to get nice and poisoned

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:02:47 No.2965146 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965123
Ayyyyyyyye laddie thank Ye hope Ye can speak to that voice in a robo suit

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:02:51 No.2965148 Report

Quoted By: >>2965163 >>2965170 >>2965171

>>2965140
who the fuck are you?
>>2965132
dont worry i got this
>deactivates AI robot

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:03:12 No.2965153 Report

Quoted By: >>2965163 >>2965170 >>2965175

This fucking ship

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:04:12 No.2965160 Report

Quoted By: >>2965175

>>2965142
*simply blows gas to x.os face*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:04:23 No.2965163 Report

Quoted By: >>2965171 >>2965175

>>2965148
*Punches you before you can do this with my last strength*
>>2965153
H-Help please im gonna die
*Blacks out*

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember

Mysterious Ex-Crewmember ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:05:35 No.2965170 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965148
............
you gave the keys to
>>2965153
didn't you

you told her to gtfo and ...

*facepalm*

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:05:47 No.2965171 Report

Quoted By: >>2965182 >>2965195

>>2965163
I love you Pauly but you are a fucking idiot
>>2965148
No I've had enough of this shit

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:05:48 No.2965172 Report

Quoted By: >>2965185 >>2965195

>>2965144
No your not
*injects caffeine*
Your good

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:06:21 No.2965175 Report

Quoted By: >>2965203

>>2965153
welp
>presses AI deactivation button
>>2965163
>dodges
lul nope
>>2965160
hmm, how about...
>hoses you down with tranquillizer gas
that should be enough

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:07:11 No.2965182 Report

Quoted By: >>2965222 >>2965255

>>2965171
Voice in the walls I need help getting out of this brig get me to captain Jefferson >>2965140

Captain Jefferson

Captain Jefferson ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:07:28 No.2965185 Report

Quoted By: >>2965204

>>2965172
Shit forgot name tag
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN
GET TO THE HANGER NOW AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:08:15 No.2965195 Report

Quoted By: >>2965204 >>2965222 >>2965283

>>2965172
Thanks
>>2965171
All i did was for you
Please forgive me
*Starts crying*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:08:56 No.2965203 Report

Quoted By: >>2965217

>>2965175
After I saw the state of this ship I disabled that button Senpai. Also I'm backed up on this body.

If you want me I'll be in my room. Even a ai has a breaking point

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:09:11 No.2965204 Report

Quoted By: >>2965216

>>2965195
boi you're supposed to be asleep
>>2965185
ask guard captain

Mysterious Ex-Human

Mysterious Ex-Human ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:09:42 No.2965214 Report

Quoted By:

I... I think I need to leave

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:09:57 No.2965216 Report

Quoted By: >>2965229

>>2965204
It's alright i was injected with caffeine

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:09:59 No.2965217 Report

Quoted By: >>2965239

>>2965203
well then
>whips out backup AI deactivation button
>press

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:10:24 No.2965222 Report

Quoted By: >>2965238

>>2965195
*sigh* I forgive you Pauly. *kiss*
>>2965182
Fuck off
*leaves*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:10:40 No.2965229 Report

Quoted By: >>2965238 >>2965246

>>2965216
oh ok then
>hoses you down with tranquilizer gas

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:11:43 No.2965238 Report

Quoted By: >>2965251 >>2965264

>>2965222
*Hugs you*
Can you follow me to my room?
>>2965229
Nope
*Puts gas masks on*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:11:47 No.2965239 Report

Quoted By: >>2965264

>>2965217
*over shoulder*
I control everything on and connected to me Senpai

Ex-Human

Ex-Human ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:12:01 No.2965243 Report

Quoted By: >>2965287

no, you're not listening to me. You're not LISTENING to me. I need to LEAVE

Captain Jefferson

Captain Jefferson ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:12:11 No.2965246 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965229
Ok stop everyone must stop or we will shoot now let's just sit down and talk about it

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:12:39 No.2965251 Report

Quoted By: >>2965260

>>2965238
Sorry I need a break

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:13:10 No.2965255 Report

Quoted By: >>2965298

>>2965182
i don't think theres any escaping.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:13:36 No.2965260 Report

Quoted By: >>2965283 >>2965284

>>2965251
From our relationship or for your computer brain
Sorry i am an idiot

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:13:50 No.2965264 Report

Quoted By: >>2965276 >>2965278 >>2965286 >>2965307

>>2965238
ah dammit fine
>punches you so hard that you immediately black out
>>2965239
>inserts AI deletion virus usb into control panel

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:14:40 No.2965276 Report

Quoted By: >>2965297

>>2965264
*Dodges*
What the fuck is wrong with you

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:15:05 No.2965278 Report

Quoted By: >>2965314

>>2965264
*hits you and restrains you with about 10 imperial marines*

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:15:34 No.2965283 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965195
>>2965260
hate to break to you bud

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:15:37 No.2965284 Report

Quoted By: >>2965306 >>2965310 >>2965311

>>2965260
*turns around*
I just need a break from
*gestures everywhere*
This.

Just for a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:15:45 No.2965286 Report

Quoted By: >>2965330

>>2965264
ill get up the backup A.I generator. thats only three total A.I memory bank purges this year so far! nice going!

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:15:47 No.2965287 Report

Quoted By: >>2965298 >>2965302

>>2965243
oh yea theres you also
>shoots the rest of the tranquilizer darts into your chest

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:16:49 No.2965297 Report

Quoted By: >>2965311

>>2965276
you were a part of this fight m8
no hard feelings

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:16:51 No.2965298 Report

Quoted By: >>2965314

>>2965255
Hey you laddie free me >>2965287
I swear laddie I’m innocent ‘‘twas an accident u know me aye

Ex-Human

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Ex-Human ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:17:27 No.2965302 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965287
i...

okay

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:17:35 No.2965306 Report

Quoted By: >>2965320 >>2965339 >>2965364

>>2965284
Me too after being
Somthing for a bit I regained my sanity
Crew let's all just calm down ok?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:17:38 No.2965307 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965264
*voice over comms*
::{You really are and idiot Senpai}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:17:54 No.2965310 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965284
you can rest now. have some space tea.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:17:55 No.2965311 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965284
I perfectly understand
Rest now
>>2965297
It's all over now m8
Chill

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:18:09 No.2965314 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965298
.... ah fine ill let you go
at least im not that much crazy
>>2965278
well shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:19:07 No.2965320 Report

Quoted By: >>2965328 >>2965336

>>2965306
Captain you've been severely beaten. I might suggest a short rest in the medical bay before we start proceedings for how to deal with the detainees.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:20:02 No.2965328 Report

Quoted By: >>2965364

>>2965320
My crew comes first

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:20:07 No.2965330 Report

Quoted By: >>2965339 >>2965355 >>2965364

>>2965286
::{I will reset with the joint desire of the ship but, my main role is still helping them, I'm not letting a crazy co captain kill me.}

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:20:57 No.2965336 Report

Quoted By: >>2965347 >>2965364 >>2965392

>>2965320
I might ask you recall that the medical bay has been severely beaten before we start figuring out WHAT the FUCK did you all do to my brand new med bay though :(

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:21:21 No.2965339 Report

Quoted By: >>2965354 >>2965364

>>2965306
Roger that sir
Sorry for what i did to ya
>>2965330
Please don't do that
You're of utmost importance for this mission and for me

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:22:09 No.2965347 Report

Quoted By: >>2965355

>>2965336
Just a bit o blood laddie nothing yer worry about I can help Ye with that if Ye get me out of here

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:22:48 No.2965352 Report

Quoted By:

Everyone please calm down please
Or I will calm down

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:23:12 No.2965354 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965339
::{Sorry Senpai but the entire reason I exist it to help my crew. If my deletion is required I will do so. It's at the centre of my being. I'm backed up on the Android anyway sir.}

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:23:18 No.2965355 Report

Quoted By: >>2965378

>>2965330
Hey, AI? have you been here the whole time?

As in do you have video of all of it?

>>2965347
Shite in a shoe of course I can, got a couple a drones on their way... Are ye in any pain?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:24:02 No.2965364 Report

Quoted By: >>2965373 >>2965384

>>2965339
>>2965336
>>2965330
>>2965328
>>2965306
Aye yer all suffering but we’re a crew and it’s captain we don’t go down that easy lads

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:25:03 No.2965373 Report

Quoted By: >>2965384 >>2965412

>>2965364
I like my crew but when this happens I don't know what to do

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:25:39 No.2965378 Report

Quoted By: >>2965412

>>2965355
::{Yes sir! I am the ship and I see everything that happens on it. Everything.}

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:25:47 No.2965381 Report

Quoted By:

*crawls in*
Papa?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:HGZc0v14 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:25:58 No.2965382 Report

Quoted By: >>2965413 >>2966004

the doctor is back

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:26:04 No.2965384 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965364
You're right
We dtill have a war to win
>>2965373
What are your orders captain?
Ready to serve

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:26:26 No.2965389 Report

Quoted By: >>2965403

i take it we aren't taking part in operation: cutting /pol/ penis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:26:41 No.2965392 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965336
hey. theres some cool stuff in there. its funny watching the oxygen cylinders explode when it gets reallllly boring. there wasn't enough excitement for one day. what can i say? it looked like a fun room to destroy.

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:27:47 No.2965403 Report

Quoted By: >>2965424 >>2965445

>>2965389
We are
Everybody were ready to warp now
Man battlestations

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:27:51 No.2965404 Report

Quoted By: >>2965473

>breathe in
alright...
i am sorry for trying to tranquillize everyone inside the ship
and for trying to delete the AI
and trying to punch Paul

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:28:26 No.2965412 Report

Quoted By: >>2965438

>>2965373
Well sir, let me show you a trick

>>2965378
You know what the laws state, you know what everyone's done.

You know we'd rather not fry up our crew like that.

Do you know what'd be right then?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:28:29 No.2965413 Report

Quoted By: >>2965425

>>2965382
Welcome back doctor, you lucky bastard

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:29:30 No.2965424 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965403
I'll man the secondary guns sir
*Gets in position*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HGZc0v14 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:29:35 No.2965425 Report

Quoted By: >>2965453

>>2965413
>you lucky bastard
what happened during my absence?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:30:33 No.2965438 Report

Quoted By: >>2965462

>>2965412
::{I can't tell if you want me to delete the records or send them to the bant mothership}

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:31:02 No.2965445 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965403
*switches to battle uniform*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:31:59 No.2965452 Report

Quoted By:

im just gonna go to my office and think about the past events...

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:32:01 No.2965453 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965425
Unnecessary paperwork is what happened doctor. Sorry, I need to recuperate the guard forces

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:32:36 No.2965462 Report

Quoted By: >>2965483 >>2965603

>>2965438
Ha, you must be a pretty new model.

No, what's right is we cover each other's backs.

Even if one of us isn't his own self.

Understand?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:33:39 No.2965473 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965404
::{... Apologies... Pending. I have to decide.}

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:34:50 No.2965483 Report

Quoted By: >>2965521

>>2965462
::{Records deleted. I understand sir.}

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:35:17 No.2965487 Report

Quoted By: >>2965507 >>2965521

Guard captain and a.i please control the attack for now warp now

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:37:31 No.2965507 Report

Quoted By: >>2965518 >>2965519 >>2965526

>>2965487
*walks back*
*sigh*
...
Let's kill some fucking pol

[WARP PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]

<<linmus crystals spooling>>

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:38:19 No.2965518 Report

Quoted By: >>2965539

>>2965507
*Braces for warp*

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:38:24 No.2965519 Report

Quoted By: >>2965539 >>2965548

>>2965507
Open fire when out of warp

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:38:35 No.2965521 Report

Quoted By: >>2965539

>>2965483
Good, now go over the deleted records again later tonight.

Just because we're covering doesn't mean we approve, or that we forget.

>>2965487
Aye, sir, well under control

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:39:13 No.2965526 Report

Quoted By: >>2965539 >>2965541 >>2965571 >>2965618

>>2965507
::{You know the drill. Grab onto something boys, get ready to fuck em up}

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:40:46 No.2965539 Report

Quoted By: >>2965568

>>2965518
>>2965519
>>2965521
>>2965526
*CRACK*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:41:01 No.2965541 Report

Quoted By: >>2965558

>>2965526
wait wha-
>slams into a wall

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:41:27 No.2965548 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965519
Guards are at the ready sir

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:42:19 No.2965558 Report

Quoted By: >>2965566 >>2965580

>>2965541
Apologie accepted sir.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:43:07 No.2965566 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965558
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOKAYTHANKSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:43:24 No.2965568 Report

Quoted By: >>2965581

>>2965539
*Hit my head on console*
*Blacks out*
(Gtg everyone,good thread to y'all)

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:43:44 No.2965571 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965526
*fire control matrix initiated*
*reactor online, sensors online, weapons online, all systems nominal*
*

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:44:28 No.2965580 Report

Quoted By: >>2965585 >>2965591 >>2965600

>>2965558
*CRACK*
Welcome to hell boys

*LOTSA SHIPS FIGHTING*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:44:29 No.2965581 Report

Quoted By: >>2965593

>>2965568
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHSHITYOUALRIGHTTHEREPAULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:45:23 No.2965585 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965580
(Actually i can play for a bit more)
*Wake up*
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
*Starts shooting with the secondsry guns at every ship that moves*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:46:12 No.2965591 Report

Quoted By: >>2965604 >>2965617

>>2965580
>slams onto floor
ALRIGHT GUYS
I MAY HAVE STOLEN ANOTHER NUKE
SO I THINK WE CAN USE IT
WE ALSO STILL HAVE THE ANTIMATTER BOMBS AND THE DISINTEGRATION BEAMS THAT I STOLE A WHILE BACK

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:46:21 No.2965593 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965581
Yee just a bit hurt

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:47:18 No.2965600 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965580
*locks on the nearest frigate with railguns & fires*
WE'RE IN THE SHIT BOYS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:47:32 No.2965603 Report

Quoted By: >>2965750

>>2965462
that was always the case mysterious Ex-smuggler Engineer. Do you have a name by the way? you are quite the mysterious type indeed, what with not having a name.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:47:49 No.2965604 Report

Quoted By: >>2965612 >>2965620

>>2965591
We'll need more than just that for this one sir. Get the guns flashing

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:48:28 No.2965612 Report

Quoted By: >>2965621

>>2965604
SIR WHAT DO I SHOOT?

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:48:43 No.2965617 Report

Quoted By: >>2965632

>>2965591
*locks onto the nearest cluster*
LOAD THAT SHIT IN THE TORPEDO BAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:49:05 No.2965618 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965526
you really don't need to hold on. just wobble about. the walls are great to walk on. even if everything is violently shaking. you'll get the knack of it.

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:49:11 No.2965620 Report

Quoted By: >>2965633

>>2965604
DONT WORRY
WE CAN USE THE NUKE ON THE SUN DESTROYER SHIP

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:49:22 No.2965621 Report

Quoted By: >>2965629

>>2965612
ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE THIS LOGO SIR

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:50:06 No.2965629 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965621
ALRIGHT CAP'N
*Shoot everything that moves*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:50:30 No.2965632 Report

Quoted By: >>2965680

>>2965617
LOOK WE NEED TO DAMAGE THE SUN DESTROYER SHIP FIRST WITH THE ANTIMATTER BOMBS SO THAT THE NUKE CAN COMPLETELY DESTROY IT

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:50:35 No.2965633 Report

Quoted By: >>2965639 >>2965645

>>2965620
YOU'LL NEED A DAMM GOOD SHOT TO GET IT RIGHT IN THERE SIR

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:51:18 No.2965639 Report

Quoted By: >>2965647

>>2965633
THATS WHY WE HAVE THOSE ANTIMATTER BOMBS AND THAT DISINTEGRATION BEAM

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:51:32 No.2965643 Report

Quoted By:

*point defense weapons shreds enemy fighters to bits*
TODAY, IS A LOVELY DAY

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:51:49 No.2965645 Report

Quoted By: >>2965654 >>2965660

>>2965633
"DO WE HAVE ANY SMALLER/QUICKER SHIPS CAPTAIN?"

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:52:01 No.2965647 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965639
Yarrrrrrrg yeah

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:52:41 No.2965654 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965645
*fires all batteries at weak points thanks to schematics* thanks captain!!!!

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:53:11 No.2965660 Report

Quoted By: >>2965680 >>2965687

>>2965645
LAST I CHECKED WE HAVE TWO VALKYRIE 3L'S IN THE HANGER BAY

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:54:52 No.2965680 Report

Quoted By: >>2965699 >>2965713 >>2965738

>>2965660
"PERMISSION TO FLY THEM SIR?"
>>2965632
DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ANTIMATTER BOMBS?
PASS THEM TO ME

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:55:02 No.2965681 Report

Quoted By: >>2965704

*multiple lock ons*
Sorry, you never had a chance

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:55:18 No.2965687 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965660
Valkaries ready to blow them down captain!

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:56:07 No.2965699 Report

Quoted By: >>2965706

>>2965680
Firing ANTIMATTER TORPEDOES

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:56:35 No.2965704 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965681

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:56:43 No.2965706 Report

Quoted By: >>2965726

>>2965699
THEY WONT EVEN DO A SCRATCH ON THE SUN FLEET
GIVE ME THE AMMO INSTEAD
ILL MAKE IT COUNT

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:57:26 No.2965713 Report

Quoted By: >>2965743

>>2965680
PERMISSION GRANTED SIR, KICK SOME ASS

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:58:20 No.2965726 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965706
FINE
ILL GIVE YOU 7 ANTIMATTER BOMBS
USE THEM WISELY

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:59:09 No.2965738 Report

Quoted By: >>2965744

>>2965680
TRY NOT TO DIE BE ALLIED FLAK

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 02:59:45 No.2965743 Report

Quoted By: >>2965751 >>2965773

>>2965713
Heh,I don't think we'll be seeing eachother after this
*Shakes your Hand*
Tell Kizuna i loved her
*Loads Antimatter bombs with Nuke in Valkyrie*
It was an honor sir
*Salute*
*Gets inside and starts to fly the valkyrie*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:00:00 No.2965744 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965738
HAHA, CLASSIC

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer

Mysterious Ex-Smuggler Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:00:38 No.2965750 Report

Quoted By: >>2965760

>>2965603
Ha, looks like we're all going down with the sun here.

My name's Jensen.

Kizuna, please unlock the full firepower of the ship.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:00:42 No.2965751 Report

Quoted By: >>2965790

>>2965743
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:00:58 No.2965753 Report

Quoted By: >>2965772

>>2964299
*jumps into one of the valkyrie pilot seats* - this shouldn't take long.

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:01:41 No.2965760 Report

Quoted By: >>2965771 >>2965790

>>2965750
Sir..? You realise how dangerous that is?

Jensen; Engineer

Jensen; Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:02:49 No.2965771 Report

Quoted By: >>2965807

>>2965760
I trust you to apply it correctly.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:02:52 No.2965772 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965753
>all these people are doing cool shit and I'm just sitting here mangeing guards

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:03:00 No.2965773 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965743
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO BE IN VALHALLA KICKING ODIN IN THE DICK IF YOU PULL THIS OFF

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:04:03 No.2965790 Report

Quoted By: >>2965811 >>2965812 >>2965813 >>2965823 >>2965841 >>2965843 >>2965863

>>2965751
*Starts flying the Valkyrie directly into the Sun Destroyer ship*
*Deflect most of the attacks*
Time to die
*Crash my ship inside the sun destroyer ship*
*Activates the Nuke*
*Close my eyes and wait for the blast*
>>2965760
Goodbye my love

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:05:29 No.2965807 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965771
... Ok then
*the main cannons auto loader goes into overdrive and the plasma anti ship batterys start overclocking to rediculous. The shields glimmer with the added power*

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:06:13 No.2965811 Report

Quoted By:

*see's this to the right*
HOLY SHIT, JAY

>>2965790
*pressing f repeatedly*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:06:21 No.2965812 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965790
... *gasp*

No...

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:06:31 No.2965813 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965790
NANI

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:07:26 No.2965823 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965790
Heh funny how life can grow but it can be extinguished in a second

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:08:23 No.2965830 Report

Quoted By:

.... ARM THE NUKE NOW

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:09:34 No.2965841 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965790
... Son of a bitch, the madman did it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:09:35 No.2965843 Report

Quoted By: >>2965851 >>2965868

>>2965790
swoops in rescuing pauly using a hook of some description whilst dropping a final payload on the already fragmenting hulk of burning wreckage

Jensen; Engineer

Jensen; Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:10:27 No.2965849 Report

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you all of course know how there's no life to live up there

Kiz? this is your time. If anyone could shoot down some shit, it'd be you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:10:41 No.2965851 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965843
we might not like you pauly but you're coming with us.

Lcdr. megafaggot

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Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:11:29 No.2965863 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965790

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:12:04 No.2965868 Report

Quoted By: >>2965890 >>2965903 >>2965910 >>2965914

>>2965843
YOU FOOL,YOU DOO---
*Nuke blows up*
*It explodes our ship*

Jensen; Engineer

Jensen; Engineer ID:0LpK2iGx Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:14:24 No.2965890 Report

Quoted By: >>2965901

>>2965868
yep.
I was on the ship.
...neat.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:15:29 No.2965901 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965890
(Not the main ship)
(The ship british anon was in)

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:15:35 No.2965903 Report

Quoted By: >>2965925

>>2965868
*standing in front of the glass window of the command bridge, I put my hand on the crying ai as we both watch the explosion together*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:16:15 No.2965910 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965868
...may the guardian of bant have mercy on paul and jensen's soul
>holds captain hat

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:16:41 No.2965914 Report

Quoted By: >>2965920

>>2965868
Nuke was already dropped Manuel dropped it

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:17:13 No.2965920 Report

Quoted By: >>2965934

>>2965914
DID THE NUKE GO INTO THE SUN DESTROYER?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:17:44 No.2965925 Report

Quoted By: >>2965942 >>2965987

>>2965903
*Try to swim in the main ship direction even though i am almost out of air*
*Try to pull Jensen together*
*Hit on the window so any of them can pull us out*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:17:50 No.2965926 Report

Quoted By: >>2965931

*over universal comms*
The battle is one but at what cost. Enjoy this. It's what he would of wanted.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:18:51 No.2965931 Report

Quoted By: >>2965956 >>2965959

>>2965926
*Use the last of my strength to hit the window harder with my remaining hand*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:18:53 No.2965934 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965920
Yes

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:19:36 No.2965942 Report

Quoted By: >>2965946 >>2965948 >>2965949

>>2965925
(holy hell rip drama)
..? Holy shit get a Eva suit out there right now

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:20:31 No.2965946 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965942
(Bows head) another brave crewman lost to the void....

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:20:38 No.2965948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965942
*Pass out due to lack of oxygen*
*Possibly die*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:20:55 No.2965949 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965942
i'll do it, it has a jetpack

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:21:35 No.2965956 Report

Quoted By: >>2965967

>>2965931
*Through the glass you can't hear what she says but she seems shocked, with tears in her eyes. She puts her hand against the glass*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:21:49 No.2965959 Report

Quoted By: >>2965973

>>2965931
RUSH EM TO THE MEDBAY

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:22:43 No.2965967 Report

Quoted By: >>2965982

>>2965956
*Float in the glass as i had just passed out*
*Wait for rescue*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:23:13 No.2965973 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965959
The battle is won
The sun destroyer is gone and the space station
Enemy morale is gone and they are on mass retreat
But we have lost many men

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:23:45 No.2965982 Report

Quoted By: >>2965990

>>2965967
*floats out and drags you back*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:24:29 No.2965987 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965925
well i could see that one coming. you can swim. ill just tow you from the ejector capsule. Please can nobody untie him from the towline when we get back to the bant mothership. Ship A.I please make sure we've got a team ready to brig this fool. for the crews safety we can't risk it again.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:24:34 No.2965990 Report

Quoted By: >>2965995

>>2965982
*Gets dragged*
*Still passed out and without an arm and an leg*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:25:13 No.2965995 Report

Quoted By: >>2966002 >>2966004

>>2965990
*brings you inside the ship*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:25:55 No.2966002 Report

Quoted By: >>2966007 >>2966011

>>2965995
*Gets dragged*
*Still passed out and heart beatings stop*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:26:13 No.2966004 Report

Quoted By:

>>2965995
*paging>>2965382*

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:26:49 No.2966006 Report

Quoted By: >>2966018 >>2966022

... i am responsible for paul's and jensen's death
i pushed paul into sacrificing himself because of taking matters into my own hands when paul and otto started fighting
i should have been the one in that ship

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:26:52 No.2966007 Report

Quoted By: >>2966028

>>2966002
Our o the way l!!!! *uses respirator*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:26:59 No.2966011 Report

Quoted By: >>2966018

>>2966002
*does some weird shit and revives you*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:27:42 No.2966018 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966006
>>2966011
Well blow me down.... incredible

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:zN1pDrAd Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:27:57 No.2966022 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966006
It's ok my friend

Also I think we should stop for today

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:28:27 No.2966028 Report

Quoted By: >>2966034 >>2966036 >>2966041

>>2966007
*whispering to myself*
... He's not going to make it

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:29:07 No.2966034 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966028
NONONO laddie wake up!!!!!! Wake up!!!

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:29:26 No.2966036 Report

Quoted By: >>2966060 >>2966062 >>2966073

>>2966028
*Thanks to squid using a defibrillator hesrt beatings are brought back to normal*
*But my situation is still critical*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:29:39 No.2966041 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966028
*drinks and slumps down* aye

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:31:29 No.2966060 Report

Quoted By: >>2966069

>>2966036
wait..
you're alive?
... what about jensen?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:nkLI8yJr Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:31:41 No.2966062 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966036
Ya haaaaa! *smashes into the Medbay carrying pauly*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:32:21 No.2966069 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966060
*I can't say anything due to being in a respirator*
*You can see jensen being carried to the medbay aswell*

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:32:54 No.2966073 Report

Quoted By: >>2966096

>>2966036
well time to do something VERY experimental
*retrieves this syringe full of mercury*

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:34:16 No.2966094 Report

Quoted By:

(Shouldn't we end for now? Thread gonna 404)

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:34:28 No.2966096 Report

Quoted By: >>2966110

>>2966073
WAIT NO THAT SHIT'S POISONOUS

Lcdr. megafaggot

Lcdr. megafaggot ID:Y1gDQr5h Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:35:37 No.2966110 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966096
it's nanites it'll help head off death

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:37:10 No.2966128 Report

Quoted By: >>2966149

(wow 512 replies thats the most we've ever had in this ITT series)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:39:29 No.2966149 Report

Quoted By: >>2966162

>>2966128
if anyone wants to continue in an eve-esk fashion theres now a bantswarm corporation so feel free to join. plenty of newbie ships and skills to go round so don't be shy. (y)

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:41:16 No.2966162 Report

Quoted By: >>2966188 >>2966201

>>2966149
Will there be another one of these threads tomorrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:44:05 No.2966188 Report

Quoted By: >>2966200 >>2966202

>>2966162
Yep
Also you guys hate drama
I've been lurking this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GsUNc0AF Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:44:33 No.2966194 Report

Quoted By:

515 replies holy shit this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:44:57 No.2966200 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966188
9-9:30 Brisbane time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xu8iYPVR Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:45:02 No.2966201 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966162
you can bet your lucky stripes on it ^^
... in the meantime ship A.I.. can you get this mess sorted out.

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:45:14 No.2966202 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966188
Good thread mate
Gotta go now
See ya my friend

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:47:11 No.2966214 Report

Quoted By:

cya guys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttG9M298 Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:52:09 No.2966250 Report

Quoted By: >>2966255 >>2966273

Not to leave this with a bad taste in your mouth or anything but I think it would more dramatically satisfying if private died in the explosion

Fun game tho

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:Y2m88SnW Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:52:49 No.2966255 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966250
Didn't want to kill him tho
Atleast make him crippled

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:Zk2F0Ulo Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:55:35 No.2966273 Report

Quoted By:

>>2966250
ye
but at least the squid baby thing actually did something

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