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Anonymous ID:22RCkSiV Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:37:36 No.2964169 View View Reply Original Report

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It was a dark and stormy night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OBBSFSBp Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:38:59 No.2964190 Report

Quoted By: >>2964201

>>2964169
somebody gave me aids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qettBIoX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:39:40 No.2964201 Report

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>>2964190
I awoke with a mighty ogre roar and cumshot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMqEtK4q Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:39:50 No.2964202 Report

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by having sex 24 hours a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LRs2SdkX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:39:58 No.2964205 Report

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and people were carrying pitchforks and torches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7ySSH+E Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:40:40 No.2964214 Report

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suddenly, one of my balls falls off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qettBIoX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:05 No.2964241 Report

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>>2964214
It became a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WmexMvfX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:43:14 No.2964245 Report

Quoted By: >>2964262

allahu akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j93iDldi Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:44:31 No.2964262 Report

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>>2964245
Allah Ain't Akbar

the new AAA vidya from ubi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMqEtK4q Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:44:58 No.2964267 Report

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[sounds of explosion and shit]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LRs2SdkX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:45:39 No.2964275 Report

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so be it, although

Dr Vziaky of Brutur (+0) !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky of Brutur (+0) !!OY5DrVziaky ID:uWhWToBG Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:45:51 No.2964279 Report

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And with that, I died.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrRCahNB Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:46:01 No.2964281 Report

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I suddenly realized, I'm Barron Trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wqKTkcN8 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:46:32 No.2964290 Report

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Gas kikes

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឴ ID:7FSkuvZ5 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:47:15 No.2964296 Report

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ANAL SEX

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OHqPXEcU Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:49:06 No.2964317 Report

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but I came back as a skeleton

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vVpkdZSg Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:49:58 No.2964324 Report

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spoopy scary skeleton

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8A5QRbm2 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:05 No.2964326 Report

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as I cleansed my bones out of my flesh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yuYKGT4y Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:50:45 No.2964337 Report

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I ate sopa de macaco

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LRs2SdkX Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:51:45 No.2964351 Report

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and burped substantially

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rrAJgZHn Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:51:58 No.2964355 Report

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and played some vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z6iKqagr Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:54:36 No.2964383 Report

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Till this day I have no idea how one of my balls fell off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+lrEGLLq Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:31 No.2964400 Report

Quoted By: >>2964407 >>2964409 >>2964421

then I got dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2OVWlbk8 Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:52 No.2964406 Report

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but the experience would soon save my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j93iDldi Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:56:54 No.2964407 Report

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>>2964400 (dubs confirmed)
which somebody confirmed

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

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Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:uWhWToBG Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:57:02 No.2964409 Report

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>>2964400

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LMqEtK4q Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:57:51 No.2964421 Report

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>>2964400
Geez

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fUv2wR+j Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:58:09 No.2964431 Report

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I thought to myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j93iDldi Fri 17 Nov 2017 00:59:24 No.2964451 Report

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What a wonderful meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2OVWlbk8 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:01:33 No.2964473 Report

Quoted By: >>2964485

then I ripped my other ballsack off and ate it with sour cream.

Dr Vziaky of Brutur(+1) !!OY5DrVziaky

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Dr Vziaky of Brutur(+1) !!OY5DrVziaky ID:uWhWToBG Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:02:01 No.2964485 Report

Quoted By: >>2964514

>>2964473
>other ballsack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2OVWlbk8 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:04:24 No.2964514 Report

Quoted By: >>2964535

>>2964485
oh yeah, I forgot to mention the main character in this story had two ballsacks and that's his superpower.

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:uWhWToBG Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:05:58 No.2964535 Report

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>>2964514
Correction: He now has none.

!BarAfagfzs

!BarAfagfzs ID:rlqQ3eSu Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:06:07 No.2964537 Report

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So I slipped the dildo out of my ass with a moist slurp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2OVWlbk8 Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:07:18 No.2964549 Report

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now I knew what it meant to be mortal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JQKreG7e Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:26:53 No.2964766 Report

Quoted By: >>2964797 >>2964816 >>2964822 >>2965997 >>2966058

Since the story seems to be over I vocarood that shit
vocaroo.com/i/s0E1EsX04CzK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B7ySSH+E Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:29:44 No.2964797 Report

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>>2964766
autistic/10, would listen to again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z6iKqagr Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:31:14 No.2964816 Report

Quoted By:

>>2964766
I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j93iDldi Fri 17 Nov 2017 01:31:42 No.2964822 Report

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>>2964766
Amazing work, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ahLYGOew Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:25:19 No.2965997 Report

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>>2964766
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gU0Zj/nz Fri 17 Nov 2017 03:31:25 No.2966058 Report

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>>2964766
You literal nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ni2dFJGy Fri 17 Nov 2017 04:46:14 No.2966628 Report

Quoted By: >>2966660

Once upon a time, Spark was pleasuring himself with a cucumber.

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Anonymous ID:ohacHkdP Fri 17 Nov 2017 04:48:42 No.2966638 Report

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>>2964169

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Anonymous ID:ohacHkdP Fri 17 Nov 2017 04:49:09 No.2966641 Report

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>>2966638

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Anonymous ID:ohacHkdP Fri 17 Nov 2017 04:49:52 No.2966645 Report

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>>2966641

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4/mJJYzl Fri 17 Nov 2017 04:52:31 No.2966660 Report

Quoted By: >>2966839

>>2966628
spark shart on the cucumber

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PHMcqIgr Fri 17 Nov 2017 05:24:05 No.2966839 Report

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>>2966660
but i digress

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O6lfZpzY Fri 17 Nov 2017 05:35:31 No.2966898 Report

Quoted By: >>2966906

' No one will hear this' I said to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IxEso1fW Fri 17 Nov 2017 05:36:35 No.2966906 Report

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>>2966898
"I fucked my sister last night"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ni2dFJGy Fri 17 Nov 2017 05:46:59 No.2966970 Report

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SKisM is a sperm maybe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PHMcqIgr Fri 17 Nov 2017 06:11:54 No.2967150 Report

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benis :DDDD

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