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I was with my coworker today on the street walking to lunch, and we were waiting for the crosswalk, and i said “Sarah, you look great today.” She said back to me, “you know, thats sexual harassment”. I saw a bus coming so i fake started walking across the crosswalk as if the walk sign was on but it wasnt, i fooled her and got her to walk out in front of the bus and she was hit and killed instantly. Her family will have to do a closed casket because her face looks like a hamburger.