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Tales of Embarrassment

ID:sjU3sMLo No.2973584 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Good day children, gather round for the story of the most embarrassing that happened to me (so far). Feel free to share your stories too.

>be me
>8th grade
>5ft10 245lbs
>fat as fuck
>laughing stock of class for being fat as fuck
>spirit week at preppy private school
>everyday dress up different for spirit week
We wear uniforms at school so it’s a big deal when you get to wear something different
>pajama day rolls around
the beginning of the end
>get up to go the bathroom at lunch time
>enter bathroom to see the two fags that make fun of me daily for my big gut and busty man-tits
>nbd I gotta pee
>walk up to uninal to squeeze my lemon
>finish pee
>put dick back in pants
Or so I thought
>turn back around to exit bathroom
>both of the fags start chimping our and laughing
>”Anon, your dick is out!”
>ohfuck.jpg
>look down to see my turtle head slightly sticking out of pajama pants
>it’s a cold day and the pajama pants are a bit drafty so my wiener is exceptionally small
>they both run out laughing to the lunch room
>stare at my red face in the mirror thinking of the terror of what may be outside that door
>build up the courage to leave the bathroom after a few minutes
>enter lunch room to see about 200 other schoolmates pointing and laughing at me.
>fuckers told the whole school about my little dong
>sit back down at the lunch table with my only friend in school
>ate my food like the fatass I was and continued my day in shame.
>rest of the school year I was known as the fatass with the little dick.

Left that school after that year and became a homeschooled faggot. The shame still haunts me to this day.