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Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:06:07 No.2975550 View View Reply Original Report

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Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:08:20 No.2975572 Report

Quoted By: >>2975616

>>2975550
Get in lads we're exploring the universe for the 50th time

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:14:14 No.2975616 Report

Quoted By: >>2975639

>>2975572
Oh also remember the giant monsters that escaped the hangers?
Well there back outside of the ship

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:16:28 No.2975639 Report

Quoted By: >>2977205

>>2975616
I will check back in like 20 minutes so someone deal with them

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:30:54 No.2975810 Report

Quoted By: >>2975840

>>2975550
I Can't play today but either way Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:34:09 No.2975840 Report

Quoted By: >>2975860

>>2975810
What happened after squid kid saved you?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:36:07 No.2975860 Report

Quoted By: >>2975868

>>2975840
I Passed out and am without a leg and arm

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:36:51 No.2975868 Report

Quoted By: >>2975886

>>2975860
Your a bet messed up aren't you? Also sorry about me
Going insane

Co Captain

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Co Captain ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:37:15 No.2975874 Report

Quoted By: >>2975897

so what are we doing this time?

Private Pauly

Private Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:38:28 No.2975886 Report

Quoted By:

>>2975868
Nah No problem dude
Gotta go now

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:39:11 No.2975897 Report

Quoted By: >>2975909

>>2975874
After we destroyed the sun destroyer I got a promotion

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:39:55 No.2975909 Report

Quoted By: >>2975931

>>2975897
kewl
so what position are you now?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:41:13 No.2975931 Report

Quoted By: >>2975982

>>2975909
I control 3 ships now or a squad of destroyers

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:42:36 No.2975982 Report

Quoted By: >>2975995

>>2975931
including this cruiser?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:43:14 No.2975995 Report

Quoted By: >>2976082 >>2976085

>>2975982
Nope

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:45:16 No.2976082 Report

Quoted By:

>>2975995
But the war is not over yet

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:45:39 No.2976085 Report

Quoted By: >>2976103

>>2975995
waitaminute
...so does that mean that you're not serving in this ship anymore?
or does that mean that you own 3 more ships

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:47:20 No.2976103 Report

Quoted By: >>2976110 >>2976113

>>2976085
I own 3 more ships coming with there own crews and captains so your still stuck in this shithole

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:49:00 No.2976110 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976103
Unfortunately

Co Captain

Co Captain ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:49:13 No.2976113 Report

Quoted By: >>2976133

>>2976103
well shit
wait
does that mean i am promoted to captain now?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:51:14 No.2976133 Report

Quoted By: >>2976159 >>2976160

>>2976113
I control our little fleet so yes you are the captain of this ship now and also I still can control this ship

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:54:15 No.2976159 Report

Quoted By: >>2976177

>>2976133
Or I might promote the a.i or the PDF captain

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:54:23 No.2976160 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976133
yay

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:56:21 No.2976177 Report

Quoted By: >>2976190

>>2976159
I would promote private paul actually to be co captain
I would promote PDF Guard Captain though to be the Military/Security Captain

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:57:18 No.2976190 Report

Quoted By: >>2976223 >>2976230

>>2976177
I would promote the A.I

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:59:27 No.2976223 Report

Quoted By: >>2976249

>>2976190
...but the AI is part of the ship though...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9NfM03Q7 Fri 17 Nov 2017 23:59:42 No.2976230 Report

Quoted By: >>2976262

>>2976190
aye sir. were two fighters down so there might be a need to make our way to restock our inventories.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:00:09 No.2976249 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976223
No she has a body remember?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:00:23 No.2976253 Report

Quoted By: >>2976262

How can you promote A.I. that is personalised as a animu girl?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:01:19 No.2976262 Report

Quoted By: >>2976409

>>2976230
That's new captains order now
>>2976253
I don't know

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:04:37 No.2976409 Report

Quoted By: >>2976429

>>2976262
Just promote her so no one else can get the position

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:06:36 No.2976429 Report

Quoted By: >>2976491

>>2976409
.... fine
ill promote her

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:10:52 No.2976491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976429
Just like a real captain

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UAESnAIc Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:10:55 No.2976494 Report

Quoted By: >>2976498 >>2976505 >>2976533

>>2975550
>dubs i Kills the captain

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UAESnAIc Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:11:27 No.2976498 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976494
very well...

for now

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:12:13 No.2976505 Report

Quoted By: >>2976554

>>2976494
trying to do a mutiny eh?
>calls all of the guards in the ship to boot you off the ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:13:33 No.2976533 Report

Quoted By: >>2976542

>>2976494
>beretta
el shitaliANO , ladies and gentelmen.. ...... .

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:14:07 No.2976542 Report

Quoted By: >>2976586

>>2976533
your nametag fell off Doc

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:15:12 No.2976554 Report

Quoted By: >>2976580

>>2976505
Reminds of last thread

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:15:50 No.2976580 Report

Quoted By: >>2976604

>>2976554
shaddup Admiral

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:16:00 No.2976586 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976542
*picks it up*
yeah, thanks Cap., didn't notice it

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:17:42 No.2976604 Report

Quoted By: >>2976639

>>2976580
Still don't know what happened to me
Doc can you explain it?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:19:09 No.2976639 Report

Quoted By: >>2976682 >>2976688

>>2976604
exactly of what are we talkign about?
(I didn't take part of the last thread)

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:21:54 No.2976682 Report

Quoted By: >>2976779

>>2976639
I went on all fours and snapped a guards neck and started foaming out of my mouth and bleeding from my mouth and skin

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:22:29 No.2976688 Report

Quoted By: >>2976748 >>2976779

>>2976639
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/2962870/
heres the archive
Otto apparently became rabid last thread

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:27:07 No.2976748 Report

Quoted By: >>2976779 >>2976821

>>2976688
Just read it
Fucking gold also can you send the thread before that? I still need a lot to catch up on

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:30:27 No.2976779 Report

Quoted By: >>2976797 >>2976833

>>2976682
>>2976688
>>2976748
Yes, it appears to be a clear case of Bacteria Americia Orca.
The guard was covered by it, it was all prepared to intoxicate you

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:32:15 No.2976797 Report

Quoted By: >>2976806

>>2976779
So wait
Someone porpusly gave it to me?

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:32:54 No.2976806 Report

Quoted By: >>2976822 >>2976839 >>2976889

>>2976797
No

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:33:59 No.2976821 Report

Quoted By: >>2976837

>>2976748
dammit i cant find the thread before that
rip

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:34:04 No.2976822 Report

Quoted By: >>2976889

>>2976806
Wait when did you get here?
Doc please check on this man and me
Kinda don't wanna go rabid again

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:35:14 No.2976833 Report

Quoted By: >>2976889

>>2976779
wait hold on
isnt that the bacteria that mutates and turns people into amerimutts?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:35:39 No.2976837 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976821
Ok I think we should do a scan so nosy else is infected with this virus or whatever it is

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:35:51 No.2976839 Report

Quoted By: >>2976918

>>2976806
>Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:36:23 No.2976843 Report

Quoted By: >>2976892

>*Starts flying the Valkyrie directly into the Sun >Destroyer ship*
>*Deflect most of the attacks*
>Time to die
>*Crash my ship inside the sun destroyer ship*
>*Activates the Nuke*
>*Close my eyes and wait for the blast*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:38:45 No.2976889 Report

Quoted By: >>2976915 >>2976918 >>2976938

>>2976833
I'm afraid, yes, the process lasts 7 days or a week
>>2976806
>>2976822
You, Marine and Admiral, come to the medic bay.
I need to examinate you

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:39:03 No.2976892 Report

Quoted By: >>2976938

>>2976843
yeah alotta crazy shit happened last thread

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:40:15 No.2976915 Report

Quoted By: >>2976963

>>2976889
alright then
>slowly hops to the medical bay since my leg was shot last thread and is still trying to heal

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

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Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:40:40 No.2976918 Report

Quoted By: >>2976938 >>2976963

>>2976889
Eh, gonna take a hard pass Doc. Gotta a lot of work down in the armory.
>>2976839
>pic related

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:42:43 No.2976938 Report

Quoted By: >>2976963 >>2976966

>>2976889
S A V E M E
>>2976892
A lot
>>2976918
>a lot of work down in the armoury
There are robots doing that right now and also everything is fine down there

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:44:24 No.2976963 Report

Quoted By: >>2976985

>>2976918
Come here otherwise I call the guards
>>2976915
>>2976938
take a seat where you please

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:44:48 No.2976966 Report

Quoted By: >>2976985 >>2976986

>>2976938
I do believe I hear my LT calling for me Admiral.

>flops backwards onto all fours, and begins to scurry out of the space, leaking various fluids on the deck

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:46:20 No.2976985 Report

Quoted By: >>2977020

>>2976963
*Sits on the ground*
>>2976966
Uhhhh

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:46:32 No.2976986 Report

Quoted By: >>2977020 >>2977022

>>2976966
...i think we need the janitor

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:49:44 No.2977020 Report

Quoted By: >>2977038 >>2977040 >>2977106

>>2976986
>>2976985
>continues to scurry unfettered through the passageways of the ship, making my way down to the crew's berthing, overly eager to tell them of my Italian and German family history

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:49:51 No.2977022 Report

Quoted By:

>>2976986
We need the ghostbusters

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:51:22 No.2977038 Report

Quoted By: >>2977105

>>2977020
oh sweet guardian of bant...
>proceeds to load up pistol

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:51:34 No.2977040 Report

Quoted By: >>2977105

>>2977020
It's not bacteria americia orca
It's bacteria America orca ll with canal disease

Plumber

Plumber ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:52:38 No.2977050 Report

Quoted By: >>2977165

Can i get promoted to the chief of all plumbers?

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:54:08 No.2977094 Report

Quoted By: >>2977106 >>2977165 >>2977187

Now, quit your pants and put urself in all 4's over the stretcher I need to examinate ur rectum (no homo)

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:54:52 No.2977105 Report

Quoted By: >>2977127 >>2977134 >>2977165

>>2977038
>>2977040
MY FAMILY CAME TO AMERICA THROUGH ELLIS ISLAND...

>approaching the crew's berthing, a crew member spots me and slams the door shut
>slam my body weight against the door, my jiggling flesh almost enough to knock it down
>after trying multiple times, decide to go down to engineering main spaces, since, after all, my family heritage is german, and they are grandest of all engineers

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:54:55 No.2977106 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977094
oh fuck
... can you handle this guy first? >>2977020

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:56:34 No.2977127 Report

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Guards! Bring me this Marine>>2977105 to the Med Bay immeadiatly!

Plumber

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Plumber ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:57:02 No.2977134 Report

Quoted By: >>2977165 >>2977175 >>2977180

>>2977105
*knocks him out

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 00:59:50 No.2977165 Report

Quoted By: >>2977180 >>2977189 >>2977192

>>2977050
Sure
>>2977094
Ok
*goes onto bed and braces*
>>2977105
Ok call the imperial /bant/ exterminator units
>>2977134
You are now head of all the plumbers in our little fleet

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:00:41 No.2977175 Report

Quoted By: >>2977180 >>2977181

>>2977134
i think you're going to have to go to the medical bay too since you came in contact with that infected Marine

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca

Marine obviously infected with Bacteria Americia Orca ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:01:19 No.2977180 Report

Quoted By: >>2977202 >>2977217 >>2977223

>>2977134
>>2977165
>>2977175
>upon the plunger smashing into my beautiful European features, a sickening crunch is hear throughout the passageway to the engineering mainspace

MUH HERITAGE

>the words bubble out of my fat swollen lips as my beady eyes begin to lose focus
>yet as my world goes dark, I feel a pressure mounting where the plunger struck me

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the lump from the plunger pops
>hundreds of spiders, each marked with a flag bearing my family's heritage on the underside of their abdomens, begin pouring out of my forehead beginning to spread out throughout the passageway, crawling up the plumber's legs
>my body slowly begins to deflate, as all the spiders begin to leave the empty host behind
>fuck there must be 1,000 spiders now

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:01:23 No.2977181 Report

Quoted By: >>2977211

>>2977175
It's spreading

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:02:01 No.2977187 Report

Quoted By: >>2977211

>>2977094
>sigh.png
alright...
err, no homo

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:02:04 No.2977189 Report

Quoted By: >>2977211 >>2977217 >>2977803

>>2977165
yes....quite pungent indeed..SNIFf .. Ii i mean this is terrible mr .Admiral
your cavities are plagued!

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:02:47 No.2977192 Report

Quoted By: >>2977211 >>2977217

>>2977165
May i got a raise now?

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:03:39 No.2977202 Report

Quoted By: >>2977211

>>2977180
oh fuck
>whips out a random flamethrower
>proceeds to hose down all of the spiders with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sHLQjy0i Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:04:03 No.2977205 Report

Quoted By: >>2977217

>>2975639
Update on the monsters: they ate Brett and the entire Sector A cooking crew. Also Cafeteria A-77 is now under quarantine.

THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS FUCK

THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS FUCK ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:04:37 No.2977211 Report

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>>2977202
>>2977192
>>2977189
>>2977187
>>2977181
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Admiral Otto

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Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:05:09 No.2977217 Report

Quoted By: >>2977233 >>2977246 >>2977248

>>2977180
Spiders?
Oh wait I can communicate with them
*speaks in spider to them*
>>2977189
Pic related
>>2977192
As much as you want
>>2977205
Oh they seem to creating a nest and also seem to be cooking ravioli for us

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:05:51 No.2977223 Report

Quoted By: >>2977233 >>2977245

>>2977180
Plumbers are not scared of spiders, we eat them for breakfast on Pl-01

one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg

one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:06:36 No.2977233 Report

Quoted By: >>2977252 >>2977277

>>2977217
wait what
>>2977223
*stares in spider*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sHLQjy0i Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:07:11 No.2977240 Report

Quoted By: >>2977277

Has anybody seen a vibrator floating around in the anti-gravity chamber? Asking for a friend.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:07:45 No.2977245 Report

Quoted By: >>2977260

>>2977223
Good news we liberated it
Bad news your family...
*hands you a note saying your entire family has been killed by the /pol/ occupation*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:07:46 No.2977246 Report

Quoted By: >>2977264 >>2977277

>>2977217
18377282837462898373 billion bant monies to feed my whole village on PL-01

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:07:49 No.2977248 Report

Quoted By: >>2977277

>>2977217
I will inject you with the antidote, when you put your pants again, tell the next one to enter the room
*injects the antidote*

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:08:27 No.2977252 Report

Quoted By: >>2977277 >>2977300

>>2977233
ONE MORE SPIDER LEFT
>proceeds to drown your tiny spider body in flames for a full minute

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:09:04 No.2977260 Report

Quoted By: >>2977277 >>2977280 >>2977336

>>2977245
Does it mean that all of my 263 children and 28 wifes are dead?

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:09:33 No.2977264 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977246
you mean 18377282837462898373 billion bant (you)'s?
sure!

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:10:32 No.2977277 Report

Quoted By: >>2977298 >>2977300

>>2977233
*speaks in spider*
Can you fuck off dickhead before I curb stomp You?
>>2977240
The monsters have it also they finished the ravioli
>>2977246
So a gummy worm
K
>>2977248
*hides the tears of pain*
>>2977252
They are immune to fire your just giving them a tan
>>2977260
Yup

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:10:54 No.2977280 Report

Quoted By: >>2977303

>>2977260
>all of my 263 childern and 28 wifes are dead?
well ye
the /pol/ soldiers gassed all of them during our raid on PL-01
also how the fuck do you have that many kids

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:12:15 No.2977298 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977277
welp
nothing like a good few bullets can do
>unloads all of the bullets inside my pistol at the last spider

one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg

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one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:12:35 No.2977300 Report

Quoted By: >>2977308

>>2977252
>as the crazed new captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 chases the one single actually kinda cute spider that has a hurt leg while spewing flames all through the passage way, he neglects to notice that the spider has led him directly into the engineering main-space
>the chief engineer bursts into flame as the sticky napalm from the New Captain's flame thrower douses him from head to toe
>various crew members attempt to put him out, but the crazed captain continues to try and catch the spider on fire, leading to more of the engineering crew being ignited
>>2977277
WOULD IF I COULD ADMIRAL, LITTLE PREOCCUPIED

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:12:51 No.2977303 Report

Quoted By: >>2977322 >>2977341

>>2977280
I'm half black therefore good at impregnating white women

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:13:25 No.2977308 Report

Quoted By: >>2977322

>>2977300
whoops
sorry chief engineer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:14:17 No.2977318 Report

Quoted By: >>2977346

Who lifted the quarantine in the cafeteria? I'm standing right outside and I hear is slurping and buzzing.

Has anybody seen security?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:14:47 No.2977322 Report

Quoted By: >>2977356

>>2977308
Ok stop running around and burning the engineering crew you dickhead already have it solved
Spider get your ass over here
>>2977303
KEK

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:15:48 No.2977336 Report

Quoted By: >>2977355

>>2977260
Plumber, get in the room, I've got an antidote to inject.
those toxins won't disappear by itselve

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:16:16 No.2977341 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977303
>I'm half black therefore good at impregnating white women
i kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:16:47 No.2977346 Report

Quoted By: >>2977372 >>2977374 >>2977375

>>2977318
I found my vibra-- my friend's vibrator. And the security team. They're in the cafeteria and they're acting really fucking creepy. No sign of the monsters

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:17:35 No.2977355 Report

Quoted By: >>2977380 >>2977389

>>2977336
Im coming

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one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:17:36 No.2977356 Report

Quoted By: >>2977407 >>2977432

>>2977322
>slowly lowers self from ceiling using only the finest Italian Silk that my family has been making for generations
>stay just out of reach of the Admiral

Ayyyy so how we doin' boss

Security guard

Security guard ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:19:04 No.2977372 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977346
What up eating some ravioli and watching some movies
The monsters are preparing more wanna join?
We're watching insidious

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:19:10 No.2977374 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977346
>I found my vibra-- my friend's vibrator

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:19:10 No.2977375 Report

Quoted By: >>2977407 >>2977427

>>2977346
Hey guys, they're serving ravioli in cafeteria A-77! Looks like the cooking crew's fine after all haha! Does anybody have the security codes for the ship's self-destruct sequence? Just curious. By the way, I'm fine.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:19:27 No.2977380 Report

Quoted By: >>2977407

>>2977355
>injects the antidote known as Globinox
take a 15 minutes rest, try to not consume alcohol

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine ID:txM7ZZJY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:20:30 No.2977389 Report

Quoted By: >>2977409

>>2977355
Hey plumber, wanna see something pretty neat?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:21:45 No.2977407 Report

Quoted By: >>2977427 >>2977434 >>2977451

>>2977356
*captures you and puts you in a glass jar*
Your my pet now
>>2977375
I removed that
>>2977380
I throw all the alcohol out the airlock
*squid kid enters room and grabs onto your leg*
Uncle?

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:21:49 No.2977409 Report

Quoted By: >>2977442

>>2977389
Nah

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:22:58 No.2977419 Report

Quoted By: >>2977446

Do any of you have any loved ones aboard I could meet alone? I'm totally not going to infect them with something or kidnap them btw haha

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:23:38 No.2977427 Report

Quoted By: >>2977445 >>2977446

>>2977407
AY YO THE FUCK MAN
>>2977375
AY, THE CODE IS 8675309

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:23:51 No.2977432 Report

Quoted By: >>2977451 >>2977458

>>2977356
Is your family really from Italy? I'm actually part egiptian and my mother was kang tatoohns sister so the royal blood runs in my veins

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:24:06 No.2977434 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977407
That's why the first one didn't work

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine ID:txM7ZZJY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:24:43 No.2977442 Report

Quoted By: >>2977464 >>2977474

>>2977409
Come on dude. I got a clogged toilet here. Ain't that your job?

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:qZE8Q8Uw Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:24:47 No.2977445 Report

Quoted By: >>2977458

>>2977427
I tried that one m8 :(

Monster

Monster ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:24:52 No.2977446 Report

Quoted By: >>2977458

>>2977419
Knock it of cunt we have some more ravioli now and please be quiet trying to watch the movie
>>2977427
I got rid of it remember? And also your mine now

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:25:06 No.2977451 Report

Quoted By: >>2977473

>>2977407
>*squid kid enters room and grabs onto your leg*
the fuck is this
>>2977432
You will be cured by the next 2 minutes

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:25:46 No.2977458 Report

Quoted By: >>2977488 >>2977494

>>2977432
I ain't talkin to you man you can FUH GEDDA BOUT IT
>>2977445
Shit, wait a minute
>>2977446
>monster
WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:26:10 No.2977464 Report

Quoted By: >>2977491

>>2977442
I'll assign one of my plumbers to your toilet

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:27:09 No.2977473 Report

Quoted By: >>2977524 >>2977533

>>2977451
Uncle?

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:raVFdxUW Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:27:10 No.2977474 Report

Quoted By: >>2977494

>>2977442
Give him a break, he's in the middle of celebrating his quarter nigger family being gassed. I would be to if my family was a quarter nigger. You'd think they would have outlawed breeding with thise animals way back in the early 2000's but noooooo

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:27:54 No.2977488 Report

Quoted By: >>2977551

>>2977458
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME WH*TE BOI AND IM GONNA WOOP YOUR ASS LIKE REAL BLAC MAN

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine ID:txM7ZZJY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:28:04 No.2977491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977464
Well the chief of all clogged toilets really requires the chief plumber
>adjusts laz-rifle indiscriminately, seemingly purposefully muzzleflashing you

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:28:21 No.2977494 Report

Quoted By: >>2977540

>>2977458
(Too lazy to create another reply)
>>2977474
Fucking sjws

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:29:50 No.2977524 Report

Quoted By: >>2977546

>>2977473
I'm not your uncle

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:30:26 No.2977533 Report

Quoted By: >>2977546

>>2977473
I can be your mom if you want

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Tottaly Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:KNcfbJfo Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:31:05 No.2977540 Report

Quoted By: >>2977546

>>2977494
Ikr next thing you know sucking doggie dicks will be legal

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:32:15 No.2977546 Report

Quoted By: >>2977561

>>2977524
Yeahhhhhh
Uncle!
>>2977533
I have mommy already
Auntie
>>2977540
Faggot?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:grZs7fYL Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:32:43 No.2977551 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977488
>88
Congratulations nigger, you played yourself.

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs

one single actually kinda cute spider that has two hurt legs ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:33:30 No.2977559 Report

Quoted By: >>2977576 >>2977584 >>2977594

>begins swelling inside of the jar

REEEEE

>pops into a sticky goo and dies

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:33:34 No.2977561 Report

Quoted By: >>2977576

>>2977546
my brother wasn't a space squid

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:34:49 No.2977576 Report

Quoted By: >>2977596 >>2977614

>>2977561
I think he thinks that the crew are his family
>>2977559
*still keeps jar and puts it in a microwave*

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:35:32 No.2977584 Report

Quoted By: >>2977606 >>2977614

>>2977559
Damn, I was hoping to get some hawt spider pussy tonight.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:36:39 No.2977594 Report

Quoted By: >>2977614

>>2977559
Sad, we should bury him.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:36:47 No.2977596 Report

Quoted By: >>2977606 >>2977622 >>2977632

>>2977576
isn't that adorable? but I've got some injections to perform, most of the crew is infected, severely or not, by this bacteria.
A bacteria that could be from....
el abominable...

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:37:47 No.2977606 Report

Quoted By: >>2977623

>>2977584
Why are you such a faggot brother?
>>2977596
*Grabs the needle and holds it for you*

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one single spider that is actually dead ID:IsS8bun5 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:38:36 No.2977614 Report

Quoted By: >>2977640

>>2977576
>>2977584
>>2977594
(legit gone, going to make dinner, was fun being a spider)

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:39:02 No.2977622 Report

Quoted By: >>2977652

>>2977596
I think the best strategy to determine who has this disease would be to share our blood. That way we know who has it and everybody will be motivated to find a cure.

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:39:05 No.2977623 Report

Quoted By: >>2977652

>>2977606
oh shit he has a needle

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:40:03 No.2977632 Report

Quoted By: >>2977652

>>2977596
There are some legends about a monster living in a dark hole in the center of milky way

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:40:24 No.2977640 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977614
Cya spiderbitch add me on kik @notashapeshiftingspaceparasite send nuuuudes

Squid kid

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Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:42:01 No.2977652 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977622
Kill yourself
*starts acting like a child again*
>>2977623
I am good boy uncle?
>>2977632
I think there called apothicons

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:43:20 No.2977666 Report

Quoted By: >>2977674

You guys wanna see how big I can expand my dick?

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:43:36 No.2977670 Report

Quoted By: >>2977684 >>2977692 >>2977699 >>2977803

CAPTAIN! WE'VE GOT A TRANSMISSION
2,9 PARSECS OF DISTANCE

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:43:50 No.2977674 Report

Quoted By: >>2977684

>>2977666
>shapeshits into a man-sized dick

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:44:48 No.2977684 Report

Quoted By: >>2977703

>>2977670
Protect me uncle
*hides behind you*
>>2977674
Cunt of a brother

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Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:45:15 No.2977692 Report

Quoted By: >>2977703 >>2977710 >>2977714 >>2977803

>>2977670
I'm receiving a telecommunication request. Should we accept?

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New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:45:46 No.2977699 Report

Quoted By: >>2977715

>>2977670
what in the fuck
oh shit
WE NEED TO WARP AWAY NOW
>warms up warp crystals
HANG ON TO SOMETHING

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:46:07 No.2977703 Report

Quoted By: >>2977725

>>2977692
Notice a superior, I can't make such decission.
but, personally, I wouldn't
>>2977684
fear not little one

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:46:31 No.2977710 Report

Quoted By: >>2977725 >>2977740

>>2977692
DONT FUCKING ACCEPT IT

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:TKNsEsUM Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:47:01 No.2977714 Report

Quoted By: >>2977740

>>2977692
So the legends from MEX-04 are true

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8mQnu5bY Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:47:08 No.2977715 Report

Quoted By: >>2977723 >>2977725

>>2977699
Those aren't warp crystals they're spider eggs

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:48:15 No.2977723 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977715
i thought i burned all of them

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:48:22 No.2977725 Report

Quoted By: >>2977737

>>2977703
*squid kids holds onto your leg*
>>2977710
Accept it now
>>2977715
The spider eggs are now warp crystals
Pretty cool addition right?

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:49:12 No.2977737 Report

Quoted By: >>2977753

>>2977725
YOU SURE?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:GZx8Pvxy Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:49:32 No.2977740 Report

Quoted By: >>2977753 >>2977755

>>2977710
>>2977714
I answered. He says to submit to the aryan race and deliver 1488 burgers to their ship hangar or be gassed.

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:50:27 No.2977750 Report

Quoted By: >>2977762 >>2977773

(also maybe we should try and slow down the posts since theres going to be a 77777 get soon and i dont want people to get angry at us for wasting a get if we do get 77777

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:50:52 No.2977753 Report

Quoted By: >>2977814

>>2977737
Yes
>>2977740
No that's just squid kid on roblox accept the actual transmisson

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:GZx8Pvxy Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:50:56 No.2977755 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977740
Idk about u guys but my suit has it's own breathing apparatus so I say fuck him

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:51:37 No.2977762 Report

Quoted By: >>2977768

>>2977750
Nope gonna steal that get

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:52:08 No.2977768 Report

Quoted By: >>2977782

>>2977762
Steal

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:52:32 No.2977773 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977750
NO , fuck em
THIS GET GOES FOR MEDICINE THE MASTER RACE OF ALL ARTS

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:52:50 No.2977782 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977768
Fuck I failed horribly just like my ex wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:53:11 No.2977786 Report

Quoted By: >>2977798 >>2977803

[AI online]
Also Guard Captain is back

What the fuck who are these people
Sorry I had a party

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Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:GZx8Pvxy Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:53:52 No.2977797 Report

Quoted By: >>2977814 >>2977815

>SUBMIT TO THE AYRAN RACE
>DELIVER 1488 BORGERS OR YOU WILL BE GASED
>THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME HAVE A NICE DAY

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:53:53 No.2977798 Report

Quoted By: >>2977814 >>2977837

>>2977786
Is private Senpai OK?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:54:04 No.2977801 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977777

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:54:07 No.2977803 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977786
>>2977189
>>2977670
>>2977692

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:55:27 No.2977814 Report

Quoted By: >>2977829

>>2977797
This>>2977753
>>2977798
Yeah he survived thanks to squid kid but he is heavily injured and is not in the thread right now so yeah

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PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:55:38 No.2977815 Report

Quoted By: >>2977824 >>2977835 >>2977837

>>2977797
Who the fuck are you?

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:56:49 No.2977824 Report

Quoted By: >>2977838

>>2977815
oh hi there Guard captain
Otto was just promoted to admiral
and i got promoted to Captain!

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:57:22 No.2977829 Report

Quoted By: >>2977843

>>2977814
Congratulations on the promotion commander

I'll find my own bearings from this point

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:3HKz2H67 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:58:02 No.2977835 Report

Quoted By: >>2977851

>>2977815
I was replaying a transmission I received.

Also if anybody tell you there's shapeshifting parasites on board, don't listen to them. They were exposed to spider egg powder residue and they're a little crazy.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:58:12 No.2977837 Report

Quoted By: >>2977851

>>2977798
Hello auntie I want chocolate milk
>>2977815
Hello uncle why you so violent?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:58:28 No.2977838 Report

Quoted By: >>2977858

>>2977824
Congratulations to you to!
... Did I get anything

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:59:11 No.2977843 Report

Quoted By: >>2977849 >>2977865

>>2977829
dont worry
i can promote you to Military and Security Captain

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:59:47 No.2977849 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977843
Of our little fleet

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 01:59:56 No.2977851 Report

Quoted By: >>2977879

>>2977837
Oh... Hi there little guy...
>>2977835
I'll start running screenings just in case

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:92glnKep Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:00:36 No.2977858 Report

Quoted By: >>2977873 >>2977879

>>2977838
There's leftover ravioli in cafeteria A-77

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:01:22 No.2977865 Report

Quoted By: >>2977879 >>2977886

>>2977843
*hits desk*
Feild genral with your permission sir
Also what is the fleet comprised of

I'll hook it up to the ai

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:02:02 No.2977873 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977858
A single one? If so score

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:02:48 No.2977879 Report

Quoted By: >>2977905 >>2977906

>>2977851
He just learned how to talk
>>2977858
Yeah the monsters from awhile ago escaped and came back and now control the cafeteria for there nest but seem to be really friendly and are offering ravioli and movies to watch
>>2977865
3 other cruisers and a shit ton of medals for the sun destroyer
More medals for the space station
And a lot of glory and fame

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:92glnKep Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:03:29 No.2977886 Report

Quoted By: >>2977913 >>2977925

>>2977865
Scanners have picked up a squad of Wojack Fighters inbound at our six. Not sure if friendly

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:05:37 No.2977905 Report

Quoted By: >>2977914

>>2977879
Wow so are they planning on turning the cruiser class into a ship of the line? Also hell yes sir. Permission to change my title?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:zRmDZhUS Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:05:43 No.2977906 Report

Quoted By: >>2977914 >>2977917

>>2977879
Some people might say the monsters brought shapeshifting parasites on board but that's bollocks. And the ravioli(s) are totally safe, friend.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:06:35 No.2977913 Report

Quoted By: >>2977928

>>2977886
Open comms, if they get within 20km with no response open fire

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:07:01 No.2977914 Report

Quoted By: >>2977944

>>2977905
Granted and yes they are
>>2977906
No that's not them you just came aboard I saw you
And I tasted the revioli last night while playing chess with the. It's safe

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:07:19 No.2977917 Report

Quoted By: >>2977940 >>2977945

>>2977906
I'll have to meet these guys they seem like sweet guys

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:zRmDZhUS Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:08:08 No.2977925 Report

Quoted By: >>2977955

>>2977886
Update
>they're requesting permission to board
I got em locked in my sights, permission to fire?

Wojack fighter captain

Wojack fighter captain ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:08:16 No.2977928 Report

Quoted By: >>2977955 >>2977962

>>2977913
Hello?
Permission to pass through safely?

Jim the 9 year old

Jim the 9 year old ID:EkBVS+jp Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:08:38 No.2977932 Report

Quoted By: >>2977940 >>2978013

Where ami?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:09:45 No.2977940 Report

Quoted By: >>2977947 >>2977955

>>2977917
It's a wife and a husband and they seem that there staying now
Not bad really free ravioli and movies
>>2977932
Oh fuck it's another one
Field general take care of it please

Feild General

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Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:10:22 No.2977944 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977914
*affixes new hat*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:10:32 No.2977945 Report

Quoted By: >>2977960

>>2977917
Uncle will you play with me?

Jim the 9 year old

Jim the 9 year old ID:EkBVS+jp Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:11:01 No.2977947 Report

Quoted By: >>2977960

>>2977940
Hello mr

Feild General

Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:12:12 No.2977955 Report

Quoted By: >>2977978

>>2977925
Keep them in your sight
>>2977928
Yes but don't get unessisarily close or we will shread you
>>2977940
Can the ai?

Feild General

Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:13:16 No.2977960 Report

Quoted By: >>2977982

>>2977947
>>2977945
... Hey, squid kid, look! Another kid you can play with

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

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Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:zRmDZhUS Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:13:30 No.2977962 Report

Quoted By: >>2977977 >>2977978

>>2977928
NEGATIVE

OPENING FIRE

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:zRmDZhUS Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:15:00 No.2977977 Report

Quoted By:

>>2977962
God damn it, who forgot to callibrate the weapons?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:15:00 No.2977978 Report

Quoted By: >>2977990

>>2977955
Sure
>>2977962
There are just 5 fighters though well then
*our fleet opens fire on them obliterating them in 2 seconds*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:15:36 No.2977982 Report

Quoted By: >>2978001 >>2978015

>>2977960
No I want you to play with me

Jim the 9 year old

Jim the 9 year old ID:EkBVS+jp Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:15:54 No.2977983 Report

Quoted By: >>2978013

Hello new friend

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:zRmDZhUS Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:16:31 No.2977990 Report

Quoted By: >>2978003 >>2978015

>>2977978
Good riddance! That guy sounded like he had down syndrome

Jim the 9 year old

Jim the 9 year old ID:EkBVS+jp Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:17:40 No.2978001 Report

Quoted By: >>2978013 >>2978029 >>2978033

>>2977982
Oh ok

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:17:49 No.2978003 Report

Quoted By: >>2978018

>>2977990
What ever you say parasite also go ask the monsters what movie they are screening

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:19:24 No.2978013 Report

Quoted By: >>2978049

>>2977932
>>2977983
>>2978001
why is a 9 year old on our ship?

Feild General

Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:19:31 No.2978015 Report

Quoted By: >>2978054

>>2977990
What a *whispering* dick.
>>2977982
You want to play with aunty Kizuna?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:cA3EyEOq Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:19:37 No.2978018 Report

Quoted By: >>2978049

>>2978003
They were doing a Seinfeld marathon last time I checked. Also I'm having alarms go off all across the cryo bay. I'm gonna go check it out.

Feild General

Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:20:35 No.2978029 Report

Quoted By: >>2978037

>>2978001
Where are you from child?
Do you have a name?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:cA3EyEOq Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:20:53 No.2978033 Report

Quoted By: >>2978049 >>2978056

>>2978001
Hey little boi, do you want to cum with me to the cryo bay?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:21:25 No.2978037 Report

Quoted By: >>2978056

>>2978029
I think the name's Jim

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:22:35 No.2978049 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978013
Who knows anymore
>>2978018
K
>>2978033
Don't molest him parasite I'm keeping you here cause I feel nice

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:23:19 No.2978054 Report

Quoted By: >>2978105

>>2978015
Yes

Feild General

Feild General ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:23:45 No.2978056 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978037
Thanks hukto
>>2978033
I'll take care of him for now sir

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:25:28 No.2978071 Report

Quoted By: >>2978079

*walks into the bridge, stretching arms*
I've hooked up to the rest of the fleet Admiral

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:26:26 No.2978079 Report

Quoted By: >>2978105

>>2978071
Nice now go play with squid kid before it does somthing autistic

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:30:41 No.2978105 Report

Quoted By: >>2978117

>>2978079
OK Senpai
>>2978054
Hi squid kun

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:31:40 No.2978117 Report

Quoted By: >>2978157

>>2978105
Hello
How are baby's made?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:pQPWBvaP Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:32:10 No.2978121 Report

Quoted By: >>2978129

Hey guys. Back from the cryo bay. Turns out a cryopod malfunctioned and dethawed a monkey and it was pushing buttons and shit. Had to put him down, since we don't have monkey food on-board and all. Clean up on aisle 7.

Also why the fuck did you humans bring a monkey in the cryo bay?

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:pQPWBvaP Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:33:05 No.2978129 Report

Quoted By: >>2978152 >>2978170

>>2978121
I mean we... why did *we* bring a monkey?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:35:27 No.2978152 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978129
We were using it for a circus act you cunt parasite

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:35:52 No.2978157 Report

Quoted By: >>2978168

>>2978117
Uhh, well you see....

...wait I don't know I'm an ai
*nervous laugh*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:36:53 No.2978168 Report

Quoted By: >>2978185 >>2978209

>>2978157
But I see you and pauly inside the showers as you were saying
Oh yes harder

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:36:55 No.2978170 Report

Quoted By: >>2978191

>>2978129
it's for experimental usage

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:39:03 No.2978185 Report

Quoted By: >>2978191 >>2978198 >>2978221

>>2978168
alright
time to put the squid kid down
>loads pistol

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:39:41 No.2978191 Report

Quoted By: >>2978201

>>2978170
What type of experiments?
>>2978185
Don't you dare you cockgoblin

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:8dui72WV Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:40:34 No.2978198 Report

Quoted By: >>2978215 >>2978221

>>2978185
WAIT

We can use him for experimentation instead of the monkey. *Scientific* experimentation.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:40:56 No.2978201 Report

Quoted By: >>2978221

>>2978191
these cryo machines aren't in a good shape, so if I want a crew member to use one I test it first by puting the monkey and seeing if it survives or not

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:41:29 No.2978209 Report

Quoted By: >>2978221

>>2978168
(I forgot you can teleport)

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite

Totally Not A Shapeshifting Parasite ID:N0M9gmIP Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:41:55 No.2978215 Report

Quoted By: >>2978280

>>2978198
What do you think, Dr. Hukto?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:42:55 No.2978221 Report

Quoted By: >>2978245

>>2978198
I know when you will die
>>2978209
In then there were weird noises coming out of your mouth
>>2978201
Save me from
>>2978198
>>2978185
Please

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:45:38 No.2978245 Report

Quoted By: >>2978253

>>2978221
... Well, for one that NEVER happened

For two... I am still unable to produce children. It would be a useless feature.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:46:20 No.2978253 Report

Quoted By: >>2978261 >>2978276 >>2978280

>>2978245
I have it recorded though

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:46:54 No.2978261 Report

Quoted By: >>2978276 >>2978288

>>2978253
YUP TIME TO PUT HIM DOWN
>aims pistol

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:48:00 No.2978276 Report

Quoted By: >>2978288

>>2978253
>>2978261
SECONDED

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:48:27 No.2978280 Report

Quoted By: >>2978299

>>2978215
Yes, we will use him
>>2978253
(i 'll hide u in the lab)

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:48:49 No.2978283 Report

Quoted By: >>2978288

also I gotta leave, see you all later or tomorrow

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:49:21 No.2978288 Report

Quoted By: >>2978302 >>2978308 >>2978319 >>2978323

>>2978261
Teleports you to a /pol/ death camp
>>2978276
I don't want to do this to you as well
>>2978283
(See ya)

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:50:32 No.2978299 Report

Quoted By: >>2978314

>>2978280
I HAVE EARS ALL OVER THIS SHIP, YOU CAN HAVE IT JUST DELETE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT RECORDING OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:50:52 No.2978302 Report

Quoted By: >>2978304 >>2978314

>>2978288
you forgot to include the ** kid
>shoots you in the face

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:51:21 No.2978304 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978302
aw dammit my nametag fell off

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:51:50 No.2978308 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978288
YOU'D HAVE TO TELEPORT ALL 4 SHIPS AND YOU KNOW IT YOU LITTLE SHIT

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:52:39 No.2978314 Report

Quoted By: >>2978329 >>2978330

>>2978299
Already posted on club penguin and on to every screen on the ship
>>2978302
How can you do that when your in a /pol/ death camp?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:53:11 No.2978319 Report

Quoted By: >>2978333 >>2978345

>>2978288
THAT'S IT I'M CALLING YOUR DAD

Dr. Lingo

Dr. Lingo ID:EMcWQVhc Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:53:34 No.2978323 Report

Quoted By: >>2978339 >>2978345

>>2978288
Good news! I'm taking control of the lab while Dr. Hukto is away.
I've managed to trap >>2978288 in a soundproof anti-teleportation isolation tank, so he won't be an issue for much longer.

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:53:59 No.2978329 Report

Quoted By: >>2978342 >>2978345

>>2978314
CAUSE I TELEPORTED WITH YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT
>unloads all my bullets into your body

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:54:22 No.2978330 Report

Quoted By: >>2978345

>>2978314
*deleted before it can be run through*
You forgot how much power and mental capacity I have

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:54:33 No.2978333 Report

Quoted By: >>2978345

>>2978319
TELEPORT ME BACK DAMMIT

Dr. Lingo

Dr. Lingo ID:EMcWQVhc Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:55:07 No.2978339 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978323
I cut a glory hole into the tank if anybody wants to go for a test drive! I hear tentacles are all the rage these days with the youngin's

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:55:19 No.2978342 Report

Quoted By: >>2978346

>>2978329
Bullets have no effect and you know it sir

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:55:42 No.2978345 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978319
You would not dare
>>2978323
*teleports*
>>2978329
No I molted my skin
Have fun there you just alerted all the guards
>>2978330
So none
>>2978333
No unless you say sorry

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:55:56 No.2978346 Report

Quoted By: >>2978363 >>2978376

>>2978342
DAMMIT JUST TELEPORT ME BACK

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:57:59 No.2978363 Report

Quoted By: >>2978376 >>2978377

>>2978346
Unless you say sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:59:41 No.2978376 Report

Quoted By: >>2978384 >>2978391

>>2978346
Long ranged teleporting re activated, it'll take some time so kill some pol
>>2978363
Get back in your cell or I'll teleport your dad too

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 02:59:48 No.2978377 Report

Quoted By: >>2978389 >>2978391

>>2978363
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAMMIT FINE
IM SORRY
JUST TELEPORT US BACK

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:00:25 No.2978384 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978376
Forgot name*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:01:15 No.2978389 Report

Quoted By: >>2978401

>>2978377
*you feel you atoms being pulled apart painfully as you appear back where you were very sick*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:01:21 No.2978391 Report

Quoted By: >>2978401 >>2978409

>>2978377
Ok then
*teleports you with a teddy bear and a sorry note from squid kid*
>>2978376
Nope already posted that video all over the Internet

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:02:48 No.2978401 Report

Quoted By: >>2978405

>>2978389
>>2978391
OH FUCK IM BEING TELEPORTED TWICE AT THE SAME TIME
WHAT THE FUCKS GONNA HAPPEN TO MY BODY

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:03:43 No.2978405 Report

Quoted By: >>2978423 >>2978424

>>2978401
Nothing I intercepted the bitches teleport and I got to teleport you

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:04:07 No.2978409 Report

Quoted By: >>2978431 >>2978436

>>2978391
I detect all data in this ship and have some of the best computing power in the Galaxy, there is no way that got past me. Also your dad is here now, I've filled him in.

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:05:24 No.2978423 Report

Quoted By: >>2978431

>>2978405
We have too much in common with ability you little shit, I wish I could crush you in the data plain like I usually could but you put up a good fight

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:05:26 No.2978424 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978405
... alright
now can you delete that recording?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:06:51 No.2978431 Report

Quoted By: >>2978437 >>2978471

>>2978409
No I learned how to code from Wikipedia bitch
It's everywhere now and you can't stop it
And if you don't stop now I will post another one
>>2978423
Ok looks like I will post another one where you and him fuck in the co captains room then

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:07:57 No.2978436 Report

Quoted By: >>2978610

>>2978409
Im just going to watch for now

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:07:58 No.2978437 Report

Quoted By: >>2978448

>>2978431
I AM NOT A CO CAPTAIN ANYMORE YOU LITTLE SHIT

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:09:09 No.2978448 Report

Quoted By: >>2978455

>>2978437
But you did get a penis transplant
I can also read your mind and see your past and future

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:10:19 No.2978455 Report

Quoted By: >>2978461

>>2978448
>penis transplant
OH SO YOU ARE LYING NOW

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:10:53 No.2978461 Report

Quoted By: >>2978479

>>2978455
I have it recorded
I can also time travel

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:12:34 No.2978471 Report

Quoted By: >>2978481 >>2978497

>>2978431
You wish you could, the computer turns off when you get within 5 feet bitch. I was created by the intergalactic tau union. It would be, as the great empires would say, heresy, for you to be able to do that. One of me took down the intergalactic grid for a full scale assault on a precursor civilisation. You are nothing compared to that. I still have contacts in the I. T. U. Stop while you're ahead.

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:13:21 No.2978479 Report

Quoted By: >>2978497

>>2978461
OH FUCK OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT
HOW MUCH LIES CAN YOU PULL OUT OF YOUR ASS?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:13:33 No.2978481 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978471
... Fuck I said too much didn't I..

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:15:54 No.2978497 Report

Quoted By: >>2978513 >>2978523 >>2978541

>>2978471
You wish you could match against me I am
I N F I N I T E K N O W L E D G E
I can see the past,present and future
And I know how you will all end
Alone and sad
>>2978479
Lies? Would you like me to show you proof?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:17:42 No.2978513 Report

Quoted By: >>2978552 >>2978573

>>2978497
I had brought down the I. T. U. Grids down before they fixed after a year when I was done with it

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:19:13 No.2978523 Report

Quoted By: >>2978525

>>2978497
I NEVER HAD A DICK TRANSPLANT EVER
IM A FUCKING MALE
CAN SOMEONE TRY TO RESTRAIN SQUID KID?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:20:20 No.2978525 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978523
Ok then I will contact the docter who did the transplant then

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:21:40 No.2978536 Report

Quoted By: >>2978544 >>2978549 >>2978564

Suddenly, a random ship comes flying by at super sonic speeds. It does a 180 to face in the direction the ship is facing
The camera is brodcasted to your ship
“Hello, we are bounty hunters, would you like us to kill anyone. Monsters are our specialty’s!”
Picture related, person who contacts the ship

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:22:38 No.2978541 Report

Quoted By: >>2978549

>>2978497
FUCKIT, YOU'RE A DANGER TO THE GALAXY ANYWAY
*gargantuan ships appear all around the small fleet*
SAY HI TO THE I. T. U. BITCH

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:23:06 No.2978544 Report

Quoted By: >>2978549 >>2978567

>>2978536
what in the fuck
uhh
>whispers to transmission radio
>"is it ok if you try to get rid of this squid alien in our ship please?"

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:23:36 No.2978549 Report

Quoted By: >>2978564 >>2978567 >>2978571

>>2978536
Can you kill
>>2978541
She is being bothersome
>>2978544
And him

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:24:10 No.2978552 Report

Quoted By: >>2978573

>>2978513
THAT WASN'T EVEN ENGLISH

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:25:49 No.2978564 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978549
>>2978536
>"look ill pay you 1 million (you)'s to get rid of this little squid fucker"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:26:11 No.2978567 Report

Quoted By: >>2978581

>>2978544
Ok, where is the squid, we need to get there too so we will send two members
>>2978549
Yes we kill but we need payment afterward

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:26:28 No.2978571 Report

Quoted By: >>2978579

>>2978549
*the ship is stuck in a stasis as the I. T. U. Forces start laying down takion fields*

Squid kid

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Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:26:48 No.2978573 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978552
>>2978513

Squid kid

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Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:28:18 No.2978579 Report

Quoted By: >>2978600

>>2978571
*teleports out of warp*
Say hello to the techno union you A.I slut

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:28:23 No.2978581 Report

Quoted By: >>2978598 >>2978615

>>2978567
>"ill send you guys the squid thing to your guy's ship alright"
>kicks Squid Kid into a teleportation pod
>Squid kid teleports to the Bounty Hunter ship

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:30:32 No.2978598 Report

Quoted By: >>2978609 >>2978620 >>2978665

>>2978581
You know I can teleport right?
*teleports back and then teleports you back to the death camp*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:30:43 No.2978600 Report

Quoted By: >>2978608 >>2978609

>>2978579
FUCKING HELL HOW'D YOU GET CONTACTS WITH THOSE GUYS
*one of the biggest battles in the universe's history takes place*

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:32:05 No.2978607 Report

Quoted By: >>2978613 >>2978619

*Wakes up in hospital bed*
Uhhhh what happened while i was out?
*Try to crawl on my feet with only one arm and one leg*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:32:05 No.2978608 Report

Quoted By: >>2978630

>>2978600
This could not have happened if you did not lie on how baby's are made

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:32:06 No.2978609 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978598
well shit
>>2978600
teleport me back please

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:32:16 No.2978610 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978436
(only you can stop the carnage and bloodshed now Admiral)

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:32:50 No.2978613 Report

Quoted By: >>2978623 >>2978625

>>2978607
Uncle pauly help your crazy girlfriend is trying to hurt me!
*hides behind pauly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:33:03 No.2978615 Report

Quoted By: >>2978620

>>2978581
Stabs squid, killing it instantly
That will be 250 scraps please!

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:33:24 No.2978619 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978607
squid kid teleported me to a /pol/ death camp

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:33:38 No.2978620 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978615
This>>2978598

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:34:01 No.2978623 Report

Quoted By: >>2978632

>>2978613
*Falls on my knees because i am fucked*
Squid please,teleport the co captain back here
I'll give you candy if you do

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:34:09 No.2978625 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978613
*Like a little bitch*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:34:42 No.2978630 Report

Quoted By: >>2978662

>>2978608
FUCK YOU
*takes direct control of the ships in our fleet and that start manuvering, all guns firing. The I. T. U. And the techno union ships clash and the entire system and the surrounding deep space is filled with fire*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:34:53 No.2978632 Report

Quoted By: >>2978639

>>2978623
No he is helping her abuse me*teleports you back into the bed*

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:36:02 No.2978639 Report

Quoted By: >>2978662 >>2978667

>>2978632
Do you want us to die Squid?
If you don't then please teleport the co captain back in here
Then get us out of here
P-Please

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:37:25 No.2978655 Report

Quoted By: >>2978670

*starts regaining composure*
Sorry squid kid I don't have time for you now I have to direct the fleet
*turns to the command bridge*

Captain Otto

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Captain Otto ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:37:57 No.2978662 Report

Quoted By: >>2978687 >>2978702

>>2978630
Oh shit
Titans manufacturing union is here as well
>>2978639
Fine your the only other person here I respect

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:38:51 No.2978665 Report

Quoted By: >>2978686 >>2978687

>>2978598
Sneak over to your bed due to being part robot, and freinds are part demon, psychic, or can create shells around theme because we are all aliens.
Stab you in your sleep, teleport back to base, teleport captain over and ask for money agian

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:39:11 No.2978667 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978639
Both of us could if we wanted to Senpai its just we are now in the largest navel battle since the one of 41K. I can't abandon the I. T. U.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:39:17 No.2978670 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978655
We can't warp the unions have placed interdictions to we can't warp but they are not firing at us though
Pretty cool acctualy

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:40:28 No.2978686 Report

Quoted By: >>2978704

>>2978665
Too late predicted that you just stabbed a decoy also I will pay you double to fuck off and how are you not blown up by any of the thousands of ships here?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:40:33 No.2978687 Report

Quoted By: >>2978702

>>2978665
Lol
>>2978662
Fucking hell, we're breaking records here captain

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:42:02 No.2978702 Report

Quoted By: >>2978735

>>2978662
Do it now please
>>2978687
Do you have any anesthetics? I still feel a numb pain where my missing limbs should be
It's starting to hurt a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:42:08 No.2978704 Report

Quoted By: >>2978735

>>2978686
Luckily, the fire of the ships allowed Flame (part demon) to detect you
Teleport onto your ship and prepare to fight

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:42:11 No.2978707 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:/g6M8k0e Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:44:47 No.2978735 Report

Quoted By: >>2978767 >>2978780 >>2978783

>>2978702
Already did
>>2978704
My dude the hit is bassicly over now since a huge ass battle is going on so...

Ok I got to go now see you tommorow

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:49:28 No.2978767 Report

Quoted By: >>2978785

>>2978735
(cya)
Squid kid, let's just call a truce for gods sake, 2 million people are dieing a minute

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:50:40 No.2978780 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978735
You could of stand down at any point, but you had to take it to fucking intergalactic warfare

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jl3b658D Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:50:58 No.2978783 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978735
Ok, leave, go home
Relax, invite people at battle to party

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:51:11 No.2978785 Report

Quoted By: >>2978804

>>2978767
What happened while i was bleeding to death in my bed
Also how were things love?
*Try to get up and walk my way to your body to kiss you*

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:53:29 No.2978804 Report

Quoted By: >>2978821

>>2978785
*walks over to you and supports you, kissing you*
I'm so glad you're OK Pauly l

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:54:46 No.2978821 Report

Quoted By: >>2978826 >>2978854

>>2978804
I heard the squid kid recorded something about me
What was it?

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:55:29 No.2978826 Report

Quoted By: >>2978843

>>2978821
uhhh.....
nothing....

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:57:20 No.2978843 Report

Quoted By: >>2978858

>>2978826
I really want to know though
What is it lad?

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:58:15 No.2978854 Report

Quoted By: >>2978875

>>2978821
Just a second
*over universal comms*
I. T. U. FORCES, GET OUT OF HERE
*some of the ships beam away, but the techno league and the Titian's keep on fighting*
<<linmus crystals spooling>>
*I hold onto Pauly as the ship warps*

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:58:31 No.2978858 Report

Quoted By: >>2978875 >>2978902

>>2978843
it would be best to ask Kizuna..

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 03:59:02 No.2978863 Report

Quoted By:

*over ship comms*
SORRY ABOUT THIS

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:00:12 No.2978875 Report

Quoted By: >>2978896

>>2978858
Hmmm Ok
>>2978854
Woah
*Holds tight onto you so I don't fall*
*After the warp is complete*
What did squid record about me?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:02:51 No.2978896 Report

Quoted By: >>2978910

*warp exits in a random abandoned sector*
>>2978875
I'll tell you later

*over comms*
I'm so sorry for everything you guys just experienced

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:03:26 No.2978902 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978858
.. Do you have any questions sir..

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:05:05 No.2978910 Report

Quoted By: >>2978928

>>2978896
*Cough*
Can you get me to my room?
I need to rest with you by my side

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:06:59 No.2978928 Report

Quoted By: >>2978939

>>2978910
Sorry Senpai but I just need to be presentable to the captain, he deserves it

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:08:32 No.2978939 Report

Quoted By: >>2978960

>>2978928
I just nearly died for you
I lost my arm and leg for you
Can't you stay for some small time with me?
I love you,and i understand your decisions

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:09:41 No.2978946 Report

Quoted By: >>2978988

what happened?
where's the squid

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:12:05 No.2978960 Report

Quoted By: >>2978978

>>2978939
... I'll go with you... I can answer through the speakers in the walls anyway. Sorry for not paying enough attention to you Senpai, I hope I can make it up to you...

Also what squid kid was going to do was... Well... You know how he can teleport?

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:13:36 No.2978978 Report

Quoted By: >>2978986

>>2978960
Yes i know
Did he spy on me while i was sleeping?
The little cunt

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:14:37 No.2978986 Report

Quoted By: >>2978996 >>2979004

>>2978978
well... he actually spied on you in the showers...

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:14:46 No.2978988 Report

Quoted By: >>2979019

>>2978946
::{he's gone for now thank God. The little fuck caused one of the biggest battles in the universe's history, and I'm pretty sure the techno league and the Titian's are going to cripple each other and loose galactic significance. The I. T. U. Got out before heavy casualties were taken though.}

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:15:36 No.2978996 Report

Quoted By: >>2979011

>>2978986
Wait what?
Was i alone?
Sorry lad my memory is kinda rusty

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:16:24 No.2979004 Report

Quoted By:

>>2978986
Uhh, it's OK though, I stopped him from releasing the video... That's why there was the intergalactic battle going on. The dick doesn't know when to stop.

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:17:31 No.2979011 Report

Quoted By: >>2979027

>>2978996
UHHH

UHHHHH

(remember, like 4 solar cycles ago)

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:18:06 No.2979019 Report

Quoted By: >>2979033 >>2979037

>>2978988
Thanks for the rundown, darling

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:19:29 No.2979027 Report

Quoted By: >>2979048

>>2979011
Nevermind what happened,I don't care anymore
But talking about showers made me realize how stinky i am
Can you help me clean me up love? Only if you don't mind of course,i can handle being stinky

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:20:01 No.2979033 Report

Quoted By: >>2979039

>>2979019
Do you think you could develop metal limbs for me?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:21:04 No.2979037 Report

Quoted By:

>>2979019
::{I'm surprised but also glad you guys are fine with my alligence to the I. T. U.. And we have to do something with squid kid. He is apparently a demi God and a evil one at that}

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:CpP1a2C3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:21:20 No.2979039 Report

Quoted By: >>2979067

>>2979033
But of course, when do you want them?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:22:19 No.2979048 Report

Quoted By: >>2979067

>>2979027
OK Senpai, I'll tell you exactly what happened the if you want
*we leave the room*

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine

Marine most definitely not making toilet wine ID:txM7ZZJY Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:23:08 No.2979056 Report

Quoted By: >>2979091

Wait what the hell is going on

>staggers a little bit, most definitely not drunk off of toilet wine

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:24:43 No.2979067 Report

Quoted By: >>2979085

>>2979039
In a day
>>2979048
*Follow you by crawling*
What really happened?

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:26:21 No.2979085 Report

Quoted By: >>2979099

>>2979067
*I hold you under the shoulder and walk with you*
All of it or just the video bit

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:27:15 No.2979091 Report

Quoted By:

>>2979056
::{A shit ton. If the crew wants to know I can run you through it all}

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:28:04 No.2979099 Report

Quoted By: >>2979142

>>2979085
The video bit

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:33:44 No.2979142 Report

Quoted By: >>2979158

>>2979099
OK so basically we were... *makes multiple hand jestures while still supporting you* in the shower and he recorded it and at some point he threatened to upload it but after I intercepted it multiple times he threw a giant tantrum and I lost my fool and reviled my biggest secret and then a war started but actually the universe is better off now because the techno league and the Titian's are both crippled.

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:35:25 No.2979158 Report

Quoted By: >>2979170 >>2979197

>>2979142
So a *Makes Gestures with hand* video helped the galaxy?
Heh,I wish i could do it with you for at least one time
It's what husband and wife should do

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:37:27 No.2979170 Report

Quoted By: >>2979188 >>2979197

>>2979158
We already have Senpai...

Are you OK? I mean other than the limbs

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:40:27 No.2979188 Report

Quoted By: >>2979206

>>2979170
Yeah im feeling fine
Can we do it one more time?
If you don't want to it's ok

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:41:32 No.2979197 Report

Quoted By: >>2979219

>>2979158
>>2979170
.... does Kizuna's body even have a........................................ a vagina?

[Kizuna] A.I.

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[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:41:51 No.2979206 Report

Quoted By: >>2979230

>>2979188
Why not

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:43:00 No.2979219 Report

Quoted By:

>>2979197
... Sort of? It can't conceive

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:44:29 No.2979230 Report

Quoted By: >>2979259 >>2979268

>>2979206
*Try to undress myself*
O-Only f-for you

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:46:04 No.2979259 Report

Quoted By: >>2979263

>>2979230
(there is no way I'm rping through this all sorry, leave it implied.)

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:46:57 No.2979263 Report

Quoted By:

>>2979259
(Ok)
(Time skip then)

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:47:12 No.2979268 Report

Quoted By: >>2979296

>>2979230
... you do realise i am in the same room as you...
anyways, i'm just gonna leave while you 2 do your thing
>exits the room in 1 nanosecond

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:51:22 No.2979296 Report

Quoted By: >>2979302

>>2979268
(I thought we left lol)

(also Im still able to talk through the ship without being there in person)

(and you seriously have no questions about the whole I. T. U. Thing)

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 04:52:51 No.2979302 Report

Quoted By: >>2979355

>>2979296
*Wake up*
I heard a massive space battle happened
What was the outcome

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:02:15 No.2979355 Report

Quoted By: >>2979366

>>2979302
We took heavy damage, the I. T. U. Forces were able to evacuate before they took to heavy damages, and the techno league and the Titian's both kept fighting after we left, probably not to the last man but still both forces have been extremely crippled, the I. T. U. Is planning clean-up missions to attempt to hide their secretive presence and kill the rest of the enemy forces.

Pauly

Pauly ID:1MDbD+VT Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:03:48 No.2979366 Report

Quoted By: >>2979378

>>2979355
So,mission success?
Heh,I guess even that little prick has his uses

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:06:56 No.2979378 Report

Quoted By: >>2979426

>>2979366
Ye, he screwed over his faction so that's fun.

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:15:20 No.2979426 Report

Quoted By: >>2979483

>>2979378
Over all interesting day. I think I might have broken multiple laws and are due for deletion. Actually a lot of this ship is probably due for a I. T. U. memory wipe of recent events. I need to start running up a log of recent events on the galactic stage for the captin.

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

New Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:EefttKw4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:23:20 No.2979483 Report

Quoted By: >>2979521

>>2979426
ah, dont worry about deletion
since you are kinda important to the ship and that we both agree that squid kid is a little shit, ill try to hold off the I. T. U. from deleting you

[Kizuna] A.I.

[Kizuna] A.I. ID:qMbN83t3 Sat 18 Nov 2017 05:27:08 No.2979521 Report

Quoted By:

>>2979483
The I. T. U. will probably go back to being boarder locked and doing insergency stuff after they clean up this mess and deal with us. I'm sorry captain, I know I didn't have permission for any of that.

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