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>Be me, a catfish
>Get some autistic spic to fall in love with me
>Tell him I wanna live with him
>Tell him I found a nice place we could move in together to
>Previously told him that I got fired from walmart for fingering myself to his pictures while bagging groceries (he totally believed me)
>He thinks ima NEET
>Tell him I need 400$ for gas money to come see him
>He tells me he mailed me 400$
>Dont believe him
>Mail comes a week and a half later
>400$ and like 20 Tramadol pills
>Immediately I send him pic related with the message "I just nutted on your bitch's face, faggot"
>He gets sad and angry and starts messagung me like wtf
>I just mock him and call him a pathetic faggot because he lives with his mom
>I wanna keep milking him for money so I text him back later saying it was a joke
>He forgives me and said he was crying and wanted to kill himself, said never do anything like that again
>He starts saying cringey love shit
>Prolly the hardest I've ever laughed in my life
This is how we do it in America, how do folks from other countries get their keks off for shekels?
>Get some autistic spic to fall in love with me
>Tell him I wanna live with him
>Tell him I found a nice place we could move in together to
>Previously told him that I got fired from walmart for fingering myself to his pictures while bagging groceries (he totally believed me)
>He thinks ima NEET
>Tell him I need 400$ for gas money to come see him
>He tells me he mailed me 400$
>Dont believe him
>Mail comes a week and a half later
>400$ and like 20 Tramadol pills
>Immediately I send him pic related with the message "I just nutted on your bitch's face, faggot"
>He gets sad and angry and starts messagung me like wtf
>I just mock him and call him a pathetic faggot because he lives with his mom
>I wanna keep milking him for money so I text him back later saying it was a joke
>He forgives me and said he was crying and wanted to kill himself, said never do anything like that again
>He starts saying cringey love shit
>Prolly the hardest I've ever laughed in my life
This is how we do it in America, how do folks from other countries get their keks off for shekels?
