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Anonymous ID:XdnJjQ2B Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:40:12 No.2983830 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2983840 >>2983848 >>2984070 >>2984182 >>2984468

>swipe left if you X
>don't swipe right if you're not going to talk

I'm not gay, but I assume that men don't add things like that to their profiles.

Some other things I see on female profiles all the time:
>I'm probably watching The Office
>STL->NRT->JFK->STL
>family=everything
>I'll probably like your dog more than you
>something something I'm sassy
>follow me on instagram @sdhuewfuf
>SC: ffbfuifrgww

Why are they like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ox5Yemtv Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:41:35 No.2983840 Report

Quoted By:

>>2983830
Why do women write random stuff on their bio in a fuck/dating app where the focus is their looks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lx9kdRGY Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:43:14 No.2983848 Report

Quoted By: >>2983852

>>2983830
you guys take tinder way too seriously it's a supplement to going out and meeting people not a game plan

Just swipe right on every girl that isn't fat or ugly and you're golden

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ox5Yemtv Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:44:20 No.2983852 Report

Quoted By: >>2983876 >>2983877

>>2983848
Bu-but reddit and soc say I need a perfect bio and perfect catch phrases as openers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XdnJjQ2B Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:49:32 No.2983876 Report

Quoted By: >>2983900

>>2983852
/soc/ is 97% gay men and virgins, don't listen to a word they say

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lx9kdRGY Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:49:54 No.2983877 Report

Quoted By: >>2983900

>>2983852
lmao I can see how socially anxious and avoidance people might fall into the tinder obsession trap.

You get yourself looking decent, take a few pictures with a high quality camera, write a short and simple bio

Then you just swipe right a shitload

There's nothing wrong with buying surges either

If you get a match a "hey what's up" will suffice

T. Met a past gf and had 2 hookups thru tinder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ox5Yemtv Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:54:41 No.2983900 Report

Quoted By:

>>2983877
It is is as simple as that. I haven't tried it but that's how Facebook hook ups work too.

If you want a good laugh go to r/tinder or w/e or to /soc/ and check for tinder threads on the catalogue.

>>2983876
No shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DHn4D9Hd Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:56:16 No.2983908 Report

Quoted By: >>2983926 >>2984495

On meeting women this is what my dad told me when I was 17

He knew a kid in high school, son of polish immigrants, a very average looking but hardworking guy

The dude would ask out almost every girl in a bar, and while at first it was maybe 1 out of every 10 times he'd have a decent conversation the practice eventually got him to the point that he would get laid every time he went out

He wasn't a creep about it, he wasn't a smug douche, he'd just go up to a girl and ask to buy them a drink

Its about confidence and overcoming the fear of embarrassment or rejection. Realize that whatever consequences you get will be impermanent and whatever you gain will be well worth it

It's hard but it get easier

If you're a 500 pound neckbeard or otherwise especially unattractive then you're on your own

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DHn4D9Hd Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:59:50 No.2983925 Report

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I'm not some kind of puss guru but I am a dude who has been through that bleak period where you wonder if you'll die alone

I didn't lose my virginity til 19

The robot trap is very alluring. Stewing in your own misery instead of going out and facing the world seems nice, right

But its not impossible and blaming it on everyone but yourself doesn't help

At the end of the day women are just people and getting them to like you is as complicated as getting anyone to like you

You cant force it all you can do is be likeable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ox5Yemtv Sat 18 Nov 2017 15:59:56 No.2983926 Report

Quoted By: >>2983948

>>2983908
Are you saying women won't randomly land on my dick while I shitpost on my basement?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T5gl5GJG Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:01:34 No.2983936 Report

Quoted By:

reddit is here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DHn4D9Hd Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:03:34 No.2983948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2983926
I sometimes wonder if this is what /r9k/ and the betasphere actually believes

I see some people on there who were like me, misguided and confused and frustrated but ultimately decent dudes just trying to be happy

And then I see these socially maligned, obnoxious, entitled fuckheads that don't have the emotional maturity to interact with people on the Internet let alone in person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sRitnXUf Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:07:52 No.2983969 Report

Quoted By: >>2983987

sorry this board is for neet hikikomoris no one understands this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DHn4D9Hd Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:10:17 No.2983987 Report

Quoted By: >>2985418

>>2983969
/bant/ is that sweetspot where it isn't normalfaggotry but it also isn't total screeching autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d8dD+IP4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:23:27 No.2984070 Report

Quoted By:

>>2983830
These dating apps seem stupid to me.
The only thing that I could think of is how easily a sexual predator could exploit it and mess someone up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:44:00 No.2984182 Report

Quoted By: >>2984295

>>2983830
Do the thots in your area usually have some political shit like

"fuck trump" or "if you voted for trump swipe left"

Shit likes that makes me realize how vapid and basic these people are. even some of the male profiles are this way.

>colorado here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gKCrKEuK Sat 18 Nov 2017 16:57:33 No.2984295 Report

Quoted By: >>2984463

>>2984182
The world has gotten really politicized and a lot of tinder users are college aged do the math

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Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 17:20:01 No.2984463 Report

Quoted By: >>2985595

>>2984295
I just am still stunned by the fact people determine whether they like someone or not based on such shallow shit. I liked to be optimistic but fuck is it hard to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWq8CISC Sat 18 Nov 2017 17:21:23 No.2984468 Report

Quoted By:

>>2983830
>>>/soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KcV9SWfG Sat 18 Nov 2017 17:25:48 No.2984495 Report

Quoted By: >>2985573

>>2983908
...and not being black or an arab, an the same level like being a neckbeard

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Anonymous ID:stA0cTuO Sat 18 Nov 2017 18:54:51 No.2985418 Report

Quoted By: >>2985626

>>2983987
>it also isn't total screeching autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBxAWXye Sat 18 Nov 2017 19:07:25 No.2985573 Report

Quoted By: >>2985647

>>2984495
Bruh 4chan basically has an entire board dedicated to bitching about how easy it is for black and Arab dudes to score white girls

I mean provided that they aren't ugly too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBxAWXye Sat 18 Nov 2017 19:09:32 No.2985595 Report

Quoted By:

>>2984463
it's because the politicized belive the other side isn't just wrong and misinformed, but that theyre truly evil and responsible for all the world's misfortunes

The unfortunate truth I do think think anyone wants to confront is that NOBODY is driving the bus at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBxAWXye Sat 18 Nov 2017 19:13:14 No.2985626 Report

Quoted By:

>>2985418
Compare with /pol/, /b/, /v/, /a/, /r9k/, [s4s], etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d8dD+IP4 Sat 18 Nov 2017 19:15:32 No.2985647 Report

Quoted By: >>2985669

>>2985573
>easy it is for black and Arab dudes
I doubt that it’s any easier for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBxAWXye Sat 18 Nov 2017 19:18:48 No.2985669 Report

Quoted By:

>>2985647
don't let /pol/ catch you wrongthinking that

in all seriousness though it's about confidence above all else, confidence takes a 6.5 to 7 and turns it into an 8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IpyJVJOl Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:14:16 No.2986148 Report

Quoted By: >>2986415

I hate women

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Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:38:53 No.2986415 Report

Quoted By: >>2986426

>>2986148
lol faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IpyJVJOl Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:39:56 No.2986426 Report

Quoted By: >>2986436

>>2986415
>if you hate women th-that means ur a gay!!
Not really tbqh

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Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:41:00 No.2986436 Report

Quoted By: >>2986457

>>2986426
I know a faggot when i see one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IpyJVJOl Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:43:16 No.2986457 Report

Quoted By: >>2986500

>>2986436
>I know a faggot when i see one.
Sounds like you're projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:49:22 No.2986500 Report

Quoted By: >>2986505

>>2986457
sh-shut up! don't shift the faggotry!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IpyJVJOl Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:49:56 No.2986505 Report

Quoted By: >>2986641

>>2986500
Soyboy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbIDD85P Sat 18 Nov 2017 20:51:47 No.2986641 Report

Quoted By:

>>2986505
Soy is pretty gross tbqh, senpai. I'm on an all meat diet.

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