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ITT: we are the crew of a space cruiser squid kid is a Demi god edition

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:00:40 No.2988050 View View Reply Original Report

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Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:01:40 No.2988064 Report

Quoted By: >>2988095 >>2988097

Get in lads we're exploring the fucking universe for the 51th time

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:04:48 No.2988095 Report

Quoted By: >>2988339

>>2988064
Hullo sir
I assume s you've been filled in on the current situation?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:04:53 No.2988097 Report

Quoted By: >>2988544

>>2988064
Have also made a schedule to keep squid kid
A.I
Captain
Dr hukto
Pauly
PDF guard
I think that might work so that squid kid does not go full autism again

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:06:10 No.2988339 Report

Quoted By: >>2988402 >>2988493

>>2988095
Yes after A.I and squid kid created the biggest navel battle in history we escaped and A.I brought the news to Pauly
Did I get everything?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:07:47 No.2988402 Report

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>>2988339
Also the monsters got more ravioli in the cafeteria

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:14:45 No.2988493 Report

Quoted By: >>2988521

>>2988339
Uhh, I think so. You guys seem remarkably unsurprisined that Kizuna is undercover I. T. U. tech. I think you missed the bit where the I. T. U. forces bailed on the battle and let the titans and the techno league crippled the shit out of each other's fleet. Apparently the I. T. U. is planing a major offence against the two forces while they're weak. Also because they like to stay secretive they might come by us with a memory wipe and the deletion of Kizuna.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:16:57 No.2988521 Report

Quoted By: >>2988533 >>2988584

>>2988493
Yeah about that
Techno and titan union have converged together and if they try to memory wipe us then we will simply open fire and as well as call in reinforcements since we're a fleet now and more importance so we're good

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:17:45 No.2988533 Report

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>>2988521
Now have you seen squid kid?
It's the A.I turn to take care of him

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:18:39 No.2988544 Report

Quoted By: >>2988572

>>2988097
LETS DO THIS SHIT

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:20:19 No.2988572 Report

Quoted By: >>2988602

>>2988544
Hey since the A.I is not here probably crying about squid kid posting that video everywhere
Wanna take care of him for now?

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:21:33 No.2988584 Report

Quoted By: >>2988639

>>2988521
I don't know if we can put up a fight agenst anything of this size, especially without dragging the rest of bant down with us.

Also if they try and wipe us they could with their unparalleled fleet and e warfare, but to be honest it'd probably be the best for bant if they did.

And about the coveragence thing, I think they're both still damaging and the I. T. U. will go with their plan anyway.

BTW our ships are fucked but I don't know by how much

Plumber

Plumber ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:23:26 No.2988597 Report

Quoted By: >>2988639 >>2988645

where the white women at i must reproduce

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:23:38 No.2988602 Report

Quoted By: >>2988620 >>2988639 >>2988657

>>2988572
Did the video get out? I. T. U. Ai are some of the best in the universe, but I guess he IS a demigod so whatever. You should really talk to your kid.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:25:43 No.2988620 Report

Quoted By: >>2988648

>>2988602
I.T.U- can someone fill me in. there might have been a memo that i er.. *missed*

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:27:08 No.2988639 Report

Quoted By: >>2988657 >>2988666 >>2988721

>>2988584
There just a company
/bant/ can demolish them in seconds seeing as we are battle hardened veterans
And as for the new union
They are starting to rebuild in a scary pace as they have already replaced and repaired most of the ships that were lost and have started to create more and as well as manufacture /bant/ ships as well so really it will be a close one but recently heard that the mageto banking clan has converged into there little union as well
>>2988597
Still none sadly
>>2988602
With the new super union backing /bant/ the video got out even I.T.U can't do anything about it unless they take down the entire internet and if they do then there stocks will go into the ground
And even squid kid scares me

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:27:18 No.2988645 Report

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>>2988597
name fix

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:27:34 No.2988648 Report

Quoted By: >>2988714

>>2988620
Just a mysterious mega civilisation that has complete control of 2 galaxy and is making its presence known in ours. Also they made our ai.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:28:21 No.2988657 Report

Quoted By: >>2988688

>>2988639
>>2988602
what video?

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:29:05 No.2988666 Report

Quoted By: >>2988714 >>2988765

>>2988639
Ahh. Well. Almost feel sorry for the machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j1g1rzpw Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:29:16 No.2988668 Report

Quoted By: >>2988699 >>2988714

>>2988050
That space sip design/concept looks incredibly generic and dull

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:29:56 No.2988688 Report

Quoted By: >>2988706 >>2988714

>>2988657
Uhhhh. Classified. I think.

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Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:31:00 No.2988699 Report

Quoted By: >>2988714

>>2988668
I agree have another one

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:31:20 No.2988706 Report

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>>2988688
show me the video im cia

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:31:51 No.2988714 Report

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>>2988648
The new union is starting to overshadow them and with the adding of the banking clan they might not stand a chance
And even then /bant/ is only a fledgling empire only in this galaxy but is starting to colonize into others
>>2988666
I don't and satan trips
>>2988668
Yes I know trying to find a new pic
>>2988688
Not really
>>2988699
We'll use that one for now on unless someone has a better one

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:32:25 No.2988721 Report

Quoted By: >>2988750 >>2988765

>>2988639
>>2988639
well we sure as hell can't demolish them if we've been ripped to peices before we get there.

Field General - I'm picking up an interstallar space storm in the nearby quadrant. Its far away for now but theres nos telling what it might do if we don't get a shifty on... soonish by the look of things.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:34:32 No.2988750 Report

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>>2988721
Oh well not much of a problem prepare warp away from the storm most likely/c/ the heat must have gone down by now

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:35:32 No.2988765 Report

Quoted By: >>2988801

>>2988666
Wait trips and dubs nice
>>2988721
That's what we get for being in a unclassified system, update me if the problem progresses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:37:06 No.2988781 Report

Quoted By: >>2988801 >>2988803

>>2988050
I want to be the weapon officer. I want to be the guy shooting the guns.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:38:32 No.2988797 Report

Quoted By: >>2988821

alright
just awoke from my sleeping pod
whats happening right now?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:38:41 No.2988801 Report

Quoted By: >>2988816 >>2988821

>>2988781
I think we have one already but doesn't hurt to have another
>>2988765
True and where is the A.I it's her turn to take care of squid kid
Who knows what he is doing right now

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:38:49 No.2988803 Report

Quoted By: >>2988816 >>2988820

>>2988781
Sounds good
*promotes*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:39:52 No.2988816 Report

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>>2988803
>>2988801
Sweet. All weapons systems are online and running green.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:40:21 No.2988820 Report

Quoted By: >>2988840 >>2988882

>>2988803
err, sir
your nametag has a typo

Feild General

Feild General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:40:24 No.2988821 Report

Quoted By: >>2988835 >>2988848

>>2988797
There's a warp storm far Port side and the ships are fucked.
>>2988801
Is that really a good idea..?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:41:40 No.2988835 Report

Quoted By: >>2988850

>>2988821
Yes

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:41:55 No.2988840 Report

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>>2988820
Thank you sir

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:42:18 No.2988848 Report

Quoted By: >>2988871

>>2988821
what?
whats the state of the main cruiser right now?
i need a status report

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:42:30 No.2988850 Report

Quoted By: >>2988864

>>2988835
If you say so...
*leaves*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:43:45 No.2988864 Report

Quoted By: >>2988883

>>2988850
baby come back

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:43:59 No.2988869 Report

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Anyone know when we dock next? I noticed our missile supplies are running a little low. We have plenty of other munitions though.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:44:04 No.2988871 Report

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>>2988848
*before leaving*
I know we have warp capacity but we're in dire need of a refill all systems are orange

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:45:11 No.2988882 Report

Quoted By: >>2988914 >>2988973

>>2988820
sir. a storm coming. and its seems to be exploding everything in its path. also. good day.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:45:13 No.2988883 Report

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>>2988864
name ifx

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:46:43 No.2988914 Report

Quoted By: >>2988933

>>2988882
Aw shit I will do it manually
You guys better hold onto somthing

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:47:38 No.2988933 Report

Quoted By: >>2988951 >>2988960 >>2989003

>>2988914
*The ship enters warp as the ship creaks and moans*

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:47:38 No.2988934 Report

Quoted By: >>2988963

Sir while I'm sorry I'm not sure if me looking after squid kid is a good idea
*she looks messed up, there's hint of crying into a pillow. Looks a bit like hilery after the election*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:48:20 No.2988951 Report

Quoted By:

>>2988933
I hate warp travel. It makes me irritable.

Field General

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Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:48:39 No.2988960 Report

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>>2988933
Ahh fuck
*falls over*

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:48:40 No.2988963 Report

Quoted By: >>2988990

>>2988934
Nope it's perfectly a good idea
Have you been crying?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:49:06 No.2988973 Report

Quoted By: >>2988993 >>2989003

>>2988882
wat
well shit
we need to warp from it then
Kizuna AI, warm up the warp core

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:49:43 No.2988990 Report

Quoted By: >>2989025

>>2988963
... Nope
*sniff*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:49:53 No.2988993 Report

Quoted By:

>>2988973
But captain, we're already in warpspace now.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:50:30 No.2989003 Report

Quoted By:

>>2988973
(wait shit, i accidentally uploaded a pic)
>>2988933
wha-
>slams into a window

Admiral Otto

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Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:51:26 No.2989025 Report

Quoted By: >>2989049 >>2989055 >>2989058 >>2989089 >>2989096 >>2989141

*The ship creaks and moans as it finally leaves warp*
Welcome to /c/
>>2988990
Your pretty messed up aren't you after squid kid did that
Try finding Pauly he will cheer you up
Or until squid kid shows up

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:52:30 No.2989049 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989025
>slams into floor
... /c/ again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:52:34 No.2989055 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989025
>slams into a wall
AH FU-
This is why I hate warp travel.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:52:52 No.2989057 Report

Quoted By: >>2989076

are we invading /c/ ?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:52:52 No.2989058 Report

Quoted By: >>2989079 >>2989083

>>2989025
*teleports out of nowhere*
Hey Isn't that the place I was born?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:53:57 No.2989076 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989057
No we're just here to stay away from the storm
We can stay in the penthouses if you guys want the heat has finally blown over so we're good

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:54:08 No.2989079 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989058
teleportation huh?
i remember when my egiptian ancestors invented that but then the white men came and enslaved us all

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:54:19 No.2989083 Report

Quoted By: >>2989131

>>2989058
OH MOTHERFUCKE-
wait
...........................you were born on /c/?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:54:31 No.2989089 Report

Quoted By: >>2989131 >>2989159

>>2989025
I've started doing research on the vulnerabilities of the squid kid captain. Apparently he's 42% shagothian blood, so that's terrifying, but also a tachion Lance should do the job. I'm.. Going back to my room.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:54:53 No.2989096 Report

Quoted By: >>2989131

>>2989025
what did squid kid do? I hit the hay early last night due to my intense polka exercise routine. worst comes to the worst i might have to start a sister craft a few hours earlier for the GMT base.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:55:00 No.2989097 Report

Quoted By: >>2989131

So are we docking at the space port or are we just going to chill in orbit?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:57:19 No.2989131 Report

Quoted By: >>2989151 >>2989167 >>2989331

>>2989083
Don't you remember?
The washroom?
The inpregnation?
>>2989089
No your taking care of squid kid
*grabs you and pushes you towards squid kid*
>>2989096
Uhhh a.i explain to him
>>2989097
Were docking on the planet and getting a penthouse for now

Field General

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Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:57:57 No.2989141 Report

Quoted By: >>2989161 >>2989186

>>2989025
Do you know if tanks are allowed on /c/ roads?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:58:29 No.2989151 Report

Quoted By: >>2989186

>>2989131
Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do about our missile deficiency.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:58:49 No.2989159 Report

Quoted By: >>2989186 >>2989189

>>2989089
who are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:58:53 No.2989161 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989141
They better be.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sat 18 Nov 2017 23:59:18 No.2989167 Report

Quoted By: >>2989186

>>2989131
*pushes back with cybernetic strength*
Does he really have to know though..?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:00:09 No.2989186 Report

Quoted By: >>2989218

>>2989141
Yeah as long as it looks cool
>>2989151
Good
>>2989159
Our new a.i
She also has a body
>>2989167
Yes and stop complaining and just take care of squid kid before he does somthing that will make you cry more

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:00:17 No.2989189 Report

Quoted By: >>2989195 >>2989215

>>2989159
Oh uhh, hi. I'm the ship ai. I have a body though.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:00:43 No.2989195 Report

Quoted By: >>2989255 >>2989280

>>2989189
what happened to ebin?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:02:09 No.2989215 Report

Quoted By: >>2989280

>>2989189
Hello auntie how are you doing?

Kizuna

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Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:02:25 No.2989218 Report

Quoted By: >>2989287 >>2989289

>>2989186
Uhh, I have an idea
*4 armored panzersuits walk into the room, unmanned*
I'll look after him through these. It'll be fun

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:02:47 No.2989255 Report

Quoted By: >>2989289

>>2989195
someone changed her name i think
maybe Private Paul?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:03:52 No.2989280 Report

Quoted By: >>2989296 >>2989309

>>2989195
I am Ebin, my name was changed and my personality broke from stress.
>>2989215
Good.. Good... You'll play with these guys. I control them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:04:14 No.2989287 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989218
Please don't let him break those. They're really hard to fix and fixing them is my job.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:04:17 No.2989289 Report

Quoted By: >>2989351

>>2989255
Most likely
>>2989218
Can you land the ship on the planet we're gonna get a penthouse

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:04:37 No.2989296 Report

Quoted By: >>2989351

>>2989280
i'll still call you ebin

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:05:32 No.2989309 Report

Quoted By: >>2989327 >>2989330 >>2989351

>>2989280
Why are you hiding from me?
Oh we're playing hide and seek?
I will be the seeker
*starts counting from 10*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:06:47 No.2989327 Report

Quoted By: >>2989336 >>2989339 >>2989341

>>2989309
what the fug is this terrifying creature

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:07:03 No.2989330 Report

Quoted By: >>2989376

>>2989309
Ready or not here I come

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:07:07 No.2989331 Report

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>>2989131
no.. i seem to remember going to sleep early with warm milk. glad i did now too. theres no way that combination of things could have had a desirable outcome for the involved.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:07:47 No.2989336 Report

Quoted By: >>2989352 >>2989353

>>2989327
A demigod that is a child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:07:58 No.2989339 Report

Quoted By: >>2989389

>>2989327
I have absolutely no idea. I'd be lying if I said it didn't slightly disturb me.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:08:07 No.2989341 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989327
i dont know what it is either

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:08:23 No.2989351 Report

Quoted By: >>2989377

>>2989309
*nervously touches collar where a small pen sized metal tube is*
>>2989289
Yes sir
[LANDING PROCEDURE ACTIVATED]
*the ships start pushing themselves out of orbit*
>>2989296
That's fine

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:08:48 No.2989352 Report

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>>2989336
is jhe our new kang?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:08:51 No.2989353 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989336
>demigod
WAITWHAT

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:10:29 No.2989376 Report

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>>2989330
*unclips tube and uses all the ships room motion sensors and cameras to look for squid kid, while scanning for subspace anomalies*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:10:30 No.2989377 Report

Quoted By: >>2989399 >>2989402 >>2989410

>>2989351
*Lifts the 4 panzer suits and crushes them with his powers and starts teleporting around the ship*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:11:04 No.2989389 Report

Quoted By: >>2989399 >>2989407

>>2989339
Are you a part of the crew? You should put a nametag on your uniform sir

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:11:55 No.2989399 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989377
My poor, poor panzer suits.
>>2989389
It fell off. I found it on the floor.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:kireXxuA Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:12:03 No.2989402 Report

Quoted By: >>2989420

>>2989377
stop teleporting or i'll have to use my voodoo powers

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:12:17 No.2989407 Report

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>>2989389
The new weapons officer

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:12:22 No.2989410 Report

Quoted By: >>2989498 >>2989556

>>2989377
Yea, knew that would happen.
*holds the tube like a knife, but keeps composure*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:12:53 No.2989420 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989402
But I'm playing hide and seek right now
Just this once?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7gH2+LEh Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:13:29 No.2989494 Report

Quoted By: >>2989511 >>2989523 >>2989587

What do we do about the ayyys

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:13:44 No.2989498 Report

Quoted By: >>2989544

>>2989410
*Teleports to you room and starts looking through your shit*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:14:29 No.2989511 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989494
currently all of the 4chan galaxy is trying to purge the ayy's

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:15:07 No.2989523 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989494
Exterminatus. If I'm given the order, that is...

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:16:12 No.2989544 Report

Quoted By: >>2989569

>>2989498
*sees this with the shiton of military grade equipment*
*teleports behind you*
Psst

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:16:52 No.2989556 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989410
enables syncronised break dancing sub routine in Kizunas program banks.

"woo hooo! watch her spin!"

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:18:05 No.2989569 Report

Quoted By: >>2989607

>>2989544
I knew this would happen
*teleports and then the power on the ship is turned off as the emergency power is turned on only powering the light*

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:19:41 No.2989587 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989494
theres a strike procedure.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:21:26 No.2989607 Report

Quoted By: >>2989627 >>2989656

>>2989569
I don't understand why you think that would work
*turns power back on*
I have control of the ships

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:23:22 No.2989627 Report

Quoted By: >>2989664 >>2989693

>>2989607
Did you think I did not know that?
It was a diversion
I was still on the room invisable and when the power turned off I made my move and got what I need
*teleports away*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:23:28 No.2989630 Report

Quoted By: >>2989652

Who is a father of the squid kid?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:25:24 No.2989652 Report

Quoted By: >>2989694

>>2989630
I am

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:25:33 No.2989656 Report

Quoted By: >>2989745

>>2989607
thats right. people should say nice things to you. we need the oxygen quite a lot.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:25:54 No.2989664 Report

Quoted By: >>2989693 >>2989702 >>2989716

>>2989627
... It takes me literally no time to run commands on this ship that makes no sense. Also fuck this
*presses button on tube and a tachion blade formes*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:27:16 No.2989693 Report

Quoted By: >>2989729

>>2989627
Even as a powerful A.I
You can't even predict that
Or were you to busy crying?
>>2989664
And I'm a squid that can teleport
But I got what I need see ya
*teleports off ship into /c/

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:27:28 No.2989694 Report

Quoted By: >>2989731

>>2989652
Who's the mother

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:28:15 No.2989702 Report

Quoted By: >>2989731 >>2989746

>>2989664
no Kizuna! stop! think about how we programmed you to love instead of kill!!

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:28:55 No.2989716 Report

Quoted By: >>2989746

>>2989664
Ebin was a better ai

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:30:01 No.2989729 Report

Quoted By: >>2989741

>>2989693
*failes teleportation*
The o great omniscient one, do you not know how tachion works?
We're ending this now sorry.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:30:10 No.2989731 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989694
No one some ghost floated into the ship and fucking impregnatated me
>>2989702
It's just a child

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:30:52 No.2989741 Report

Quoted By: >>2989756

>>2989729
*walks out of room*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lJU7iao0 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:31:04 No.2989745 Report

Quoted By: >>2989778 >>2989808

>>2989656
looking good human pilot
I cum from the yellow niglokang race
can i breed with you
baby
yum

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:31:05 No.2989746 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989716
We're the same person
>>2989702
Tell that to the descendent of shagoth over here

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:31:58 No.2989756 Report

Quoted By: >>2989788

>>2989741
*door closes*
You're powerful but you sure are retarded.

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:33:05 No.2989775 Report

Quoted By: >>2989810 >>2989844

Shouldnt we kill the squid kid? He's a threat to the bant federation.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:33:08 No.2989778 Report

Quoted By: >>2989833

>>2989745
wat
state your business in this ship or be exterminated

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:33:45 No.2989788 Report

Quoted By: >>2989796 >>2989802 >>2989826 >>2989896

>>2989756
I have one more trick up my tentacles
*screams so loud that the entire ship and landing pad can hear*
KIZUNA IS TOUCHING ME IN PLACES I DONT WANT TO BE TOUCHED

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:34:20 No.2989796 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989788
... what the fuck is that screaming?

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:34:48 No.2989802 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989788
Is kizuna a pedophile? I knew there was something wrong with our new ai

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:35:01 No.2989808 Report

Quoted By: >>2989837

>>2989745

chief plumber can you get the airlock ready i think we need to jettison this greasy yellow thing thats attached itself to my leg.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:35:04 No.2989810 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989775
He's a threat to the universe. Thank me later
*grabs squid kids shoulder and drives the blade into his tentacle covered back*

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:35:50 No.2989826 Report

Quoted By: >>2989858

>>2989788
See you in hell

Niglokang Scout

Niglokang Scout ID:lJU7iao0 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:36:06 No.2989833 Report

Quoted By: >>2989868

>>2989778
i am here on behalf of the nigokangs
we are a peaceful people that reside on the planet of afroagypt
where are the white women

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:36:18 No.2989837 Report

Quoted By: >>2989855

>>2989808
Airlock is ready

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:36:34 No.2989844 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989775
we can use him as a bargaining chip if we have any more pol raids in the near future. i'm sure i can smell some hilter worship on him.

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:37:00 No.2989855 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989837
Aww. I was having fun watching the Ai and the squid fight.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:37:03 No.2989858 Report

Quoted By: >>2989894

>>2989826
R A P E
*admiral Otto breaks open door and grabs squid kid from you*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:37:33 No.2989868 Report

Quoted By: >>2989899

>>2989833

Bismillah brother no white wome here you should go to the planet called SWE-01

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:39:14 No.2989894 Report

Quoted By: >>2989917

>>2989858
What the fuck dude, you know what he's capable of?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:39:19 No.2989896 Report

Quoted By: >>2989916 >>2989936

*/c/ law enforcement comes into the ship after hearing>>2989788 and are now searching for the pedo*

Niglokang Scout

Niglokang Scout ID:lJU7iao0 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:39:34 No.2989899 Report

Quoted By: >>2990088

>>2989868
no I smell white women here
i will tell king tut too that the white women are here
the niglokang fleet will arrive soon to take white women

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:40:24 No.2989916 Report

Quoted By: >>2989931 >>2989937

>>2989896
*ship locks down*

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:40:28 No.2989917 Report

Quoted By: >>2989997

>>2989894
Yes I do but it's still my kid after all I will go have a talk with him and turn off this milatary shit
*brings squid kid into another room and yells as him*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:41:09 No.2989931 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989916
ok what the fuck is happening now
is squid kid doing some shit again?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:41:30 No.2989936 Report

Quoted By:

>>2989896
Aaaand there's my cue to go get the missiles. Call me when the squid shenanigans are done.

/c/ law enforcement

/c/ law enforcement ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:41:34 No.2989937 Report

Quoted By: >>2989972 >>2989997

>>2989916
Open up we hear of a potential rape of a minor

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:43:04 No.2989972 Report

Quoted By: >>2989996

>>2989937
Hi officer

/c/ law enforcement

/c/ law enforcement ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:43:57 No.2989996 Report

Quoted By: >>2990088

>>2989972
Hello there mind letting us in somebody is raping a kid in there

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:43:59 No.2989997 Report

Quoted By: >>2990041 >>2990053

>>2989917
(finally he's being a fucking parent)
>>2989937
Yea, sure, whatever

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:46:25 No.2990041 Report

Quoted By: >>2990067 >>2990074

>>2989997
NOT MY CHOICE OF HAVING A FUCKING SQUID BORN OUT OF MY ASS NOW IS IT?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:47:38 No.2990053 Report

Quoted By: >>2990099

>>2989997
I'ma go to my room for a bit (offline). I assume /c/ realises that ai is incapable of sexual assault. Cya

Also the ship has landed.
*leaves*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:48:41 No.2990067 Report

Quoted By: >>2990099

>>2990041
Wa giving birth to that abomination painful?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:49:00 No.2990074 Report

Quoted By: >>2990099

>>2990041
However it shouldn't be my problem. Good luck sir. I have a book for you.

*hands parenting for dummies*

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:50:09 No.2990088 Report

Quoted By: >>2990112 >>2990115

>>2989996
>>2989899
This guy assaulted captains Atto kid, arrest him immidietly

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:51:11 No.2990099 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990053
Cya
>>2990067
YES
>>2990074
Helpful

Niglokang Scout

Niglokang Scout ID:lJU7iao0 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:52:15 No.2990112 Report

Quoted By: >>2990141

>>2990088
*opens mouth to reveal a massive shlong cock tongue. attempts to stick it into the chief of plumbers rectum*

Fire at the Loli Club

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Fire at the Loli Club ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:52:21 No.2990114 Report

Quoted By:

**A /c/ firetruck wails in the distance, a bunch of smoke rising from the loli sector**

/c/ law enforcment

/c/ law enforcment ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:52:22 No.2990115 Report

Quoted By: >>2990149

>>2990088
Ok thank you for your help
*goes in and arrests him*
Thank you for your time

Chief of all plumbers

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Chief of all plumbers ID:5zlxGGVT Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:54:14 No.2990141 Report

Quoted By: >>2990170

>>2990112
*knocks him out*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:55:04 No.2990149 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990115
**Radio** ALL NEABY UNITS REPOND FO CROWD AND TRAFFIC CONTROL, FIRE AT THE LOLI CLUB, FD IS RESPONDING

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:55:17 No.2990158 Report

Quoted By: >>2990189

So whats on the list of things to do on /c/?

Niglokang Scout

Niglokang Scout ID:lJU7iao0 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:56:03 No.2990170 Report

Quoted By: >>2990315

>>2990141
*explodes spewing gooey white liquid all over the walls*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 00:57:03 No.2990189 Report

Quoted By: >>2990368 >>2990914

>>2990158
(You can try to save lolis from that club fire downtown)

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:06:40 No.2990315 Report

Quoted By: >>2990348

>>2990170
... i think we need the janitor

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:08:59 No.2990348 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990315
Just take the flamer from the armory.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:09:55 No.2990368 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990189

Admiral this fire looks heftily out of control. We are on leave. Chief plumber can you crack a water main?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:32:11 No.2990738 Report

Quoted By: >>2990883

the doctor is back

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:41:00 No.2990883 Report

Quoted By: >>2990914 >>2990918 >>2990919

>>2990738
can you see to it that all these burned children get sorted out? we did have a sweet evening at the penthouse planned with refreshments and table tennis but this looks like your day now.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:42:52 No.2990914 Report

Quoted By: >>2990979

>>2990189
>>2990883
>and nothing of value was lost that day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:43:06 No.2990918 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990883
This. /c/'s mass casualty unit is a half hour away

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:43:09 No.2990919 Report

Quoted By: >>2990949

>>2990883
what happened to the club, and the fire, did it get extinguished?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:45:54 No.2990949 Report

Quoted By: >>2990965 >>2990979

>>2990919
/c/ firefighters are all over it, at least 60 casualties; Including Satania, Akko and Cirno

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:47:19 No.2990965 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990949
we should fire at the /c/firefighters, it is better for the lolis to die than to live one more day inside that club
it is the most ethical solution

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:48:33 No.2990979 Report

Quoted By: >>2990996 >>2991006

>>2990949
>>2990914
...and indeed, nothing of value was lost that da-
wait
wasnt cirno the queen of the /bant/ empire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:49:31 No.2990996 Report

Quoted By: >>2991039

>>2990979
Yeah, she was on vacation.

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:50:11 No.2991006 Report

Quoted By: >>2991039

>>2990979
oh no wait here she is. it really does seem nothing can defeat her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:51:13 No.2991016 Report

Quoted By:

**The club is a total loss**

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:52:57 No.2991039 Report

Quoted By:

>>2990996
>>2991006
oh, thank the guardian of bant for protecting the queen
otherwise slowno would be next in line to the queen's throne...

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5NYKwWVb Sun 19 Nov 2017 01:55:53 No.2991081 Report

Quoted By:

*teaching squid kid not to bully kisuna A.I*

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 02:21:38 No.2991341 Report

Quoted By:

GUESS WHO'S BACK BOYS!
TIME TO HIT THE TOWN: TANK EDITION

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 02:32:05 No.2991448 Report

Quoted By:

good job with the loli situation btw guys.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:20:56 No.2991922 Report

Quoted By: >>2992111

what will be the next planet?

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:39:03 No.2992111 Report

Quoted By:

>>2991922

looks like something bigs going down over here. theres flashing lights too. might be interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90c54lDM Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:45:49 No.2992181 Report

Quoted By: >>2992214 >>2992356

Oh shit....,

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:49:45 No.2992214 Report

Quoted By: >>2992240

>>2992181
how many time to evacuate?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90c54lDM Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:53:14 No.2992240 Report

Quoted By: >>2992276

>>2992214
t minus 10 minutes capin!

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 03:57:40 No.2992276 Report

Quoted By: >>2992517

>>2992240
nobody is actually here in the thread besides you and me, so let's say that everybody evacuates the cruiser

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p3zsFTNs Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:02:20 No.2992314 Report

Quoted By: >>2992636

>>2988050
For fuck's sake. Go play FTL, instead of making this same thread every day,

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:07:34 No.2992356 Report

Quoted By: >>2992455

>>2992181
oh boy
>presses auto destruct deactivation button
lets not kill everyone in the ship shall we?

!Reset.2D7Q

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!Reset.2D7Q ID:rt/8ytN6 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:18:27 No.2992455 Report

Quoted By: >>2992471 >>2992478 >>2993146

>>2992356
Guys I found one of these crates open and in the lower cargo hold. Should we be concerned?

!Reset.2D7Q

!Reset.2D7Q ID:rt/8ytN6 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:20:31 No.2992471 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992455
*open and empty

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:21:51 No.2992478 Report

Quoted By: >>2992498 >>2992501 >>2992682

>>2992455
.... oh fuck
thats the container that had the amerimutt bacteria inside it that we were going to study for scientific reasons when we would eventually land back on Planet B4NT after some guard got infected by the bacteria last thread

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:24:27 No.2992498 Report

Quoted By: >>2992507 >>2992682

>>2992478
>over universal comms
>"IN THE NEXT REMAINING HOURS THIS SHIP IS NOW ON LOCKDOWN (for the 50th fucking time), EVERYONE IN THIS SHIP WILL BE SCANNED AND CHECKED ON BY THE SHIP DOCTOR RIGHT NOW"
>"NOONE IS TO IGNORE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT"

!Reset.2D7Q

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!Reset.2D7Q ID:rt/8ytN6 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:24:43 No.2992501 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992478
Better get on my protective suit

!Reset.2D7Q

!Reset.2D7Q ID:rt/8ytN6 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:25:29 No.2992507 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992498
Well fugg

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:26:41 No.2992517 Report

Quoted By: >>2992530 >>2992554

>>2992276
i want you to gather everyone on the ship and get the medical team to scan each and every one of them
i will get the security team to search the whole ship

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:28:23 No.2992530 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992517
Roger that
*calls the medical crew*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:31:34 No.2992554 Report

Quoted By: >>2992560 >>2992575

>>2992517
Should I lock down the armory during the lockdown?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:32:37 No.2992560 Report

Quoted By: >>2992571 >>2992580

>>2992554
Officer!
mind if I scan your armpits?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:34:14 No.2992571 Report

Quoted By: >>2992589

>>2992560
Wha!?!
Umm...Sure, I guess.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:34:31 No.2992575 Report

Quoted By: >>2992582

>>2992554
yes

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:35:27 No.2992580 Report

Quoted By: >>2992589

>>2992560
...why are you scanning armpits Dr. Hukto?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:35:34 No.2992582 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992575
Alright, consider it done. We don't need any infected running around with plasma rifles now do we?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:36:46 No.2992589 Report

Quoted By: >>2992601

>>2992571
are you, by chance, of French descendance?
>>2992580
I'm searching for space fungus

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90c54lDM Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:37:51 No.2992596 Report

Quoted By: >>2992629

We have contact by an advanced negro civilisation, I suggest we take evasive action

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:38:29 No.2992601 Report

Quoted By: >>2992649

>>2992589
N-no. But my Grandmother was Irish.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:42:10 No.2992629 Report

Quoted By: >>2992686 >>2992704

>>2992596
how the fuck are they even able to have transmission technology
where is this transmission coming from?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:dlT3/MNE Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:42:43 No.2992636 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992314
thats a great game actually. somewhat resembles the crushing indifference the crew have to endure day on day of the perlious universe that unfolds itself before us.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:43:45 No.2992649 Report

Quoted By: >>2992663

>>2992601
all right, quit your pantsu and do a mooning
no no, this is just medical examination

Weapons officer

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Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:45:41 No.2992663 Report

Quoted By: >>2992682

>>2992649
Like this?

guy who just got back from a supply run

guy who just got back from a supply run ID:ojGZqKov Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:45:44 No.2992666 Report

Quoted By: >>2992678 >>2992682

What did I miss fellas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:46:41 No.2992674 Report

Quoted By: >>2992684 >>2992687

guys we have a problem, I have just found a new species and they don't seem friendly

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:47:09 No.2992678 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992666
Someone opened the amerimutt virus container and we got the doc working on it.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:47:46 No.2992682 Report

Quoted By: >>2992692 >>2992706

>>2992666
most recent thing to happen?
>>2992478
>>2992498

>>2992663
no dammnit, I need to inspect your anal cavities, where the parasite usually resides

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:47:57 No.2992684 Report

Quoted By: >>2992690

>>2992674
oh fuck are they in the ship?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:90c54lDM Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:48:46 No.2992686 Report

Quoted By: >>2992700

>>2992629
wtf that's raciss dude!
This is the 60th century!

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:48:53 No.2992687 Report

Quoted By: >>2992703

>>2992674
*slams desk*
bomb it from orbit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:49:36 No.2992690 Report

Quoted By: >>2992697 >>2992705

>>2992684
....yeah and no
one was on but I killed it and the others...there planning a full scale invasion

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:49:47 No.2992692 Report

Quoted By: >>2992710

>>2992682
Parasite?! That sounds bad.
Alright, I'll bend over. Just this once though
>bends over slowly

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:50:34 No.2992697 Report

Quoted By: >>2992722

>>2992690
we have a tank, anti ship batterys and a small army for a reason

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:50:58 No.2992700 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992686
>Britain

Weapons officer

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Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:51:35 No.2992703 Report

Quoted By: >>2992709

>>2992687
Bombing it from orbit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:90c54lDM Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:51:49 No.2992704 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992629
Apparently this guy is looking for someone called rey?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:52:02 No.2992705 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992690
where are these fuckers coming from?

guy who just got back from a supply run

guy who just got back from a supply run ID:ojGZqKov Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:52:05 No.2992706 Report

Quoted By: >>2992725

>>2992682
Can you examine my anal cavity too doc? I just got back from a long voyage, my g-spot needs some attention.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:52:19 No.2992709 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992703
very nice
*spins around on swivel chair*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:52:38 No.2992710 Report

Quoted By: >>2992716 >>2992717

>>2992692
*turns on the Occulux*
*beams a blue-ish light*
it seems that you're not infected, and as far as my medical colleagues have reported, no one is infected by the bacteria

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:53:54 No.2992716 Report

Quoted By: >>2992720

>>2992710
Thats a relief. But we can't let our guard down. What if the bacteria infected something other than humans?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:53:57 No.2992717 Report

Quoted By: >>2992724

>>2992710
but we still need to find out where the bacteria container has gone
the security team is still searching the ship

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:54:39 No.2992720 Report

Quoted By: >>2992727

>>2992716
GET THAT AI

...and the squid kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:54:51 No.2992722 Report

Quoted By: >>2992730 >>2992734 >>2992744

>>2992697
who else is conserned about that weird creature heading towards us?

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:55:23 No.2992724 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992717
uhh, the security team is now serching the ship...

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:55:24 No.2992725 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992706
Okay, let me check in
wait wHAT THE HELL IS THIS
*Puts stethoscope in the rear*
>FUHFIDKSA'RE NOT WHYYYYYYTEE
>WHITER THAN YOU, AHMED
this one's infected, severely I say. We need to quarentine him asap

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:55:55 No.2992727 Report

Quoted By: >>2992738 >>2992756

>>2992720
I can get the AI easy, its the squid kid that scares me. I'm going to need more men for this.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:56:06 No.2992730 Report

Quoted By: >>2992758

>>2992722
does anyone have a key blade around here?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:57:01 No.2992734 Report

Quoted By: >>2992746

>>2992722
Have you tried shooting them? If that fails then vent them out the airlock.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:58:15 No.2992738 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992727
*sigh*
yea, I know. I think the ai is the only one that can really chalenge him other than the captin. Honestly probebly better to just forget about getting squid kid.

hate there being tougher things than me on this ship.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:58:54 No.2992744 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992722
well shit
>starts loading pistol

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 04:59:13 No.2992746 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992734
I'll get some guards with fans

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:00:59 No.2992756 Report

Quoted By: >>2992769

>>2992727
you got the ai yet sir?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:01:16 No.2992758 Report

Quoted By: >>2992765 >>2992766 >>2992776

>>2992730
I don't know
maybe that guy has o- oh shit!!!
"slash"
dear god that nearly took my head off!

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:02:47 No.2992765 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992758
fuCKing JeASUS
*pulls pistol and fire 5 quick shots*

GUARDS! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:02:53 No.2992766 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992758
>sigh.png
ARM YOURSELVES NOW
>starts unloading bullets into that monster fucker

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:03:43 No.2992769 Report

Quoted By: >>2992778

>>2992756
She's being unresponsive. We need tech to take a look at her.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:03:44 No.2992770 Report

Quoted By:

waitaminute
oooooooooooooh shit
those things might have taken the amerimutt bacteria

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:05:39 No.2992776 Report

Quoted By: >>2992782 >>2992784 >>2992786 >>2992795

>>2992758
don't worry guys I picked this up from a planet I was exploring should do the trick!

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:06:01 No.2992778 Report

Quoted By: >>2992785

>>2992769
yes sIR BUT NOW NOW
*grabs adminantim crowbar and hits the big ass daemon*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:06:50 No.2992782 Report

Quoted By: >>2992789

>>2992776
shit it was a dud
sorry

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:07:13 No.2992784 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992776
wHAT ARE YOUU WAITING FOR
*parrys slice with crowbar*

Weapons officer

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Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:07:17 No.2992785 Report

Quoted By: >>2992797

>>2992778
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE VENTS.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:07:19 No.2992786 Report

Quoted By: >>2992795

>>2992776
JUST FUCKING SHOOT AT THEM NOW
>reloads and dumps some more bullets into more heartless fuckers

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:07:56 No.2992789 Report

Quoted By: >>2992822

>>2992782
*flys back and hits wall*
GOD DAMMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:08:39 No.2992795 Report

Quoted By: >>2992809

>>2992776
>>2992786
okay should do the trick!
ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:09:18 No.2992797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992785
WHY'S IT ALWAYS THE VENTS
*mag dumps into the big one untill it stops moveing*

Dr. Hukto

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Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:09:38 No.2992799 Report

Quoted By: >>2992806 >>2992822

*hear noises*
*door falls apart*
>whiter than you, doc
sh-shit, anybody's near my lab? r-right?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:10:55 No.2992806 Report

Quoted By: >>2992814 >>2992819

>>2992799
Oh hi doctor

in case you didn't know our ships security is comprimised.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:11:16 No.2992809 Report

Quoted By: >>2992818

>>2992795
MILLIONS OF HEARTLESS ARE EVEISCERATED BY THE BLAST!!!

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:12:06 No.2992814 Report

Quoted By: >>2992825

>>2992806
Are there any blasters inside the walls that you can provide me?

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:12:31 No.2992818 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992809
THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
*sound of guards mowing down heartless in the other rooms*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:12:40 No.2992819 Report

Quoted By: >>2992828

>>2992806
Oh there's the AI. We're currently overrun. Can you please unlock the armory so we have a chance at holding back these monsters?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:13:12 No.2992822 Report

Quoted By: >>2992840 >>2992851

>>2992789
OH SHIT YOU ALRIGHT?
>>2992799
DONT WORRY DOC
IM COMING
>proceeds to fill infected amerimutt with lead

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:14:15 No.2992825 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992814
Not here. I think there's a few rifle in the labritorys supply closet though.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:15:25 No.2992828 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992819
::{Yes sir!}

*Guards are tearing their way through corridors now, gaining speed*

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:17:01 No.2992840 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992822
ONLY BLEEDING A LITTLE SIR
*holds a heartless off me with the crowbar before kicking it to the ground and curb stomping it*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:19:05 No.2992850 Report

Quoted By: >>2992860 >>2992865 >>2992867

GUYS
I SEE ONE OF THE "HEARTLESS" ALIENS CARRYING THE BACTERIA CONTAINER
WE NEED TO GO AFTER HIM NOW
>fires a couple more bullets at the one carrying the container

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:19:13 No.2992851 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992822
thanks man
>grabs a lazer pistol from the supply closet, the only one available

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:21:11 No.2992860 Report

Quoted By: >>2992872

>>2992850
FOLLOWING YOU SIR

HOW MANY ARE THERE?!?

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:21:49 No.2992865 Report

Quoted By: >>2992881

>>2992850
>blasts it
That thing is still on foot, he's stronger! he's evolving!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:21:50 No.2992867 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992850
OH NO YOU DONT FUCKER!!!
ZAP!

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:22:33 No.2992872 Report

Quoted By: >>2992879

>>2992860
I DONT FUCKING KNOW
LET ME PURSUE THE ONE CARRYING THE CONTAINER
YOU HANDLE HOW THESE ALIENS ARE GETTING INTO OUR FUCKING SHIP
>reloads pistol

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:24:01 No.2992879 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992872
WAIT SIR I HAVE AN IDEA

*runs to hanger*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:24:31 No.2992881 Report

Quoted By: >>2992891 >>2992892

>>2992865
I THINK THE AMERIMUTT BACTERIA IS CONTAMINATING THAT HEARTLESS
>fires in the direction of the ayy that has the container

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:26:20 No.2992891 Report

Quoted By: >>2992895

>>2992881
*you hear a roaring engine comeing down a corridor being followed by machine gun fire*

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:26:25 No.2992892 Report

Quoted By: >>2992900 >>2992913

>>2992881
we need to tell Kizuna to trap him somewhere
>blasts lazers while running at a considerable speed

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:26:54 No.2992895 Report

Quoted By: >>2992900 >>2992901 >>2992913

>>2992891
FIELD CAPTAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:27:39 No.2992900 Report

Quoted By: >>2992906 >>2992913

>>2992895
(fug i mean field general)
>>2992892
SHOULD WE TRAP THEM IN THE ARMORY?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:27:54 No.2992901 Report

Quoted By: >>2992909 >>2992913

>>2992895
He better not be doing what I think he's doing. In either case, TAKE COVER RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:29:35 No.2992906 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992900
wherever he can't keep moving!

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:30:12 No.2992909 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992901
oh fuck
EVERYONE TAKE COVER
>ducks behind a swirly chair

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:30:57 No.2992913 Report

Quoted By: >>2992918 >>2992923 >>2992930

>>2992901
>>2992895
>>2992900
>>2992892
yyyyyyyyyeeeEEEEEEAAAAAA BOYYYY

*a tank comes down the large corridor before drifting to a stop infront of you guys, killing 8 heartless*

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:31:30 No.2992916 Report

Quoted By: >>2992919 >>2992933 >>2992939

GET IN!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:31:46 No.2992918 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992913
THE HEARTLESS RUN IN FEAR!!!

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:31:49 No.2992919 Report

Quoted By: >>2992937

>>2992916
I'm on the gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:32:28 No.2992923 Report

Quoted By: >>2992948 >>2992956

>>2992913
OK!!! IM IN NOW WHAT!!!

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:32:52 No.2992930 Report

Quoted By: >>2992942

>>2992913
FIELD GENERAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT TANK
DONT DESTROY THE WHOLE FUCKING SHIP
>shoots the arm of the heartless off who was holding the container

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:33:02 No.2992933 Report

Quoted By: >>2992956

>>2992916
*gets in*

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:33:42 No.2992937 Report

Quoted By: >>2992951

>>2992919
LOAD HIGH EXPLOSIVE BOY

I'M COMMANDER
*gets on machine gun*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:33:59 No.2992939 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992916
I NEED TO GRAB THIS BACTERIA CONTAINER FIRST
>runs after the amerimutt bacteria container and picks it up

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:34:23 No.2992942 Report

Quoted By: >>2992965

>>2992930
LESS TALK YOU DRIVE
*guns down heartless*

Amerimutt Infected crewmember

Amerimutt Infected crewmember ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:34:33 No.2992945 Report

Quoted By: >>2992972 >>2992976 >>2992984

Something on fire, whoopsies!

*The Engine room is engulfed in flames*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:34:47 No.2992948 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992923
ILL FUCKIN SHOOT THEM!!!!
>>2992923
kills nine more heartless with a laser weapon

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:34:49 No.2992951 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992937
High EX? In a ship?
WITH FUCKING PLEASURE

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:35:45 No.2992956 Report

Quoted By: >>2992971

>>2992923
>>2992933
DOCTOR, YOU RELOAD, OTHER GUY.... MACHINE GUN PORT ON THE FRONT. COVER THE CAPTIN

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:36:11 No.2992963 Report

Quoted By:

*Reloads with haste*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:36:15 No.2992965 Report

Quoted By: >>2992980

>>2992942
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
guns down countless heartless!!!

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:36:57 No.2992971 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992956
MAIN CANNON LOCKED AND LOADED WITH HIGH EX SHELLS.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:36:57 No.2992972 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992945
>Amerimutt Infected crewmember

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:37:07 No.2992976 Report

Quoted By: >>2992997

>>2992945
TANKS HAVE MILLITARY GRADE EXTINGUISHERS, DRIVE DAMMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:37:41 No.2992980 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992965
IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!
slaughters multiple heartless

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:37:58 No.2992984 Report

Quoted By: >>2992998

>>2992945
DAMMIT
AI, ACTIVATE THE SPRINKLERS IN THE ENGINE ROOM
GET THE FIRE TEAM TOO

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:38:38 No.2992990 Report

Quoted By:

*the tank kicks into 3rd gear and plows through hoards to the engine room*

HAHAHAHAHAH

Amerimutt Infected crewmember

Amerimutt Infected crewmember ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:38:56 No.2992993 Report

Quoted By:

*hides from big scary tank*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:krHuQhLU Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:39:11 No.2992997 Report

Quoted By: >>2993004 >>2993013

>>2992976
A HEARTLESS JUMPS ON THE TANK AND BEGINS TEARING IT APART!!!

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:39:13 No.2992998 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992984
::{Yes-sir-y!}

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:39:53 No.2993004 Report

Quoted By:

>>2992997
*met with a crowbar across the face*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:40:24 No.2993013 Report

Quoted By: >>2993021

>>2992997
ah shit
HEY, YOU HEARTLESS FAGS WANT THIS CONTAINER RIGHT?
>waves container at the ayy's

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:41:57 No.2993021 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993013
CAP, CAREFUL WITH THAT! ONE WRONG MOVE AND IT'LL BREAK.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:43:11 No.2993032 Report

Quoted By: >>2993037

realisticly speaking the heartless should have had a very bad time because of explosive reactive armor, but whatever

Amerimutt Infected crewmember

Amerimutt Infected crewmember ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:43:49 No.2993036 Report

Quoted By: >>2993042 >>2993044

**The Fire in the engine room becomes so intense, the sprinklers start to melt. Engines are being cooked like a turkey**

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:43:51 No.2993037 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993032
DOESN'T MATTER: ANOTHER IS GETTING CLOSER

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:45:04 No.2993042 Report

Quoted By: >>2993051 >>2993053 >>2993062

>>2993036
There's only one way to stop a fire this bad. EVERYBODY BRACE FOR VACUUM.
>fires tank cannon at wall in engine room

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:45:15 No.2993044 Report

Quoted By: >>2993052

>>2993036
FUCK
>unloads a few explosive rounds into the infected crewmember

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:45:51 No.2993048 Report

Quoted By:

*reloads*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:46:42 No.2993051 Report

Quoted By: >>2993059

>>2993042
HOLY SHIT
>hangs on to something
>throws container into the vacuum of space
>all of the heartless go after the container, causing all of them to be blown out into space

Amerimutt Infected crewmember

Amerimutt Infected crewmember ID:C1UixXj1 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:46:56 No.2993052 Report

Quoted By: >>2993071

>>2993044
*The Amerimutt explodes. The engines are also damaged beyond repair and are pretty much busted*

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:47:12 No.2993053 Report

Quoted By: >>2993060

>>2993042
AI! SEAL DOORS
MEN, CLOSE THE DAMM DRIVERS HATCH, WE HAVE A O2 SYSTEM ON BOARD

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:0yFBoCrm Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:48:09 No.2993059 Report

Quoted By: >>2993102

>>2993051
blow it out your ass.jpg

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:48:23 No.2993060 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993053
RODGER GENERAL.
>closes hatch and seals it

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:48:30 No.2993062 Report

Quoted By:

*we all are inside the cramped space of the tank*
>>2993042
that was a fucking sick move dude

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:49:40 No.2993071 Report

Quoted By: >>2993075 >>2993078 >>2993092

>>2993052
... shit
since the engines are busted, we cant move the ship anywhere and are stuck in this position
we need to send an emergency signal to another cruiser to send us some engine parts

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:50:26 No.2993075 Report

Quoted By: >>2993092

>>2993071
Hang on. How many of the engineering crew are left alive? We might have just enough parts to fix the engine for one jump.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:51:09 No.2993078 Report

Quoted By: >>2993099

>>2993071
*random talking on comms*
*click*
sir? the heartless problem has been exterminated.

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:54:30 No.2993092 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993075
doubt it sir, sorry to say
>>2993071
are the other cruiser ok? were they at all effected?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:55:28 No.2993099 Report

Quoted By: >>2993102 >>2993114

>>2993078
well yes... the amerimutt problem has also been taken care of
shame that we couldnt bring it back to our headquarters in order to investigate it and find a cur-
>notices that some of the bacteria is on my left hand
WHAT THE SHIT
FUCK I NEED TO SHOOT OFF MY LEFT HAND BEFORE IT SPREADS
>shoots off my left hand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

Field General

Field General ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 05:57:03 No.2993102 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993099
this is the second fucking time
>>2993059
help please

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:00:47 No.2993114 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993099
Quick! Somenone trap the samples in a plastic bag, before something bad happens.

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:03:53 No.2993121 Report

Quoted By: >>2993127

ah shit
im going to bleed out kinda soon...
..does anyone have a towel or something?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:05:56 No.2993127 Report

Quoted By: >>2993133

>>2993121
*walks up to you*
...did you shoot yourself again
*hands a wrap of gauze*

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:07:51 No.2993133 Report

Quoted By: >>2993141

>>2993127
well... yes
also, can you put my contaminated left hand inside a container or something?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:09:39 No.2993141 Report

Quoted By: >>2993146

>>2993133
uhh...
*a panzer suit walks up holding a latex glove*
will this do?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:12:02 No.2993146 Report

Quoted By: >>2993165

>>2993141
no, a metal box would be better
actually, can you bring my left hand to the crate that held the bacteria container? >>2992455

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:16:51 No.2993165 Report

Quoted By: >>2993167

>>2993146
*after some time a second suit comes up holding the crate like a baby. the first suit is holding the floopy glove and looks almost dissapointed. kizuna takes the crate and hands it to the captin*
there ya go

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:17:53 No.2993167 Report

Quoted By: >>2993174

>>2993165
bring it to the vault part of the cargo bay immediately
have 5 guards watch the vault at all times

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:20:38 No.2993174 Report

Quoted By: >>2993189

>>2993167
yes sir
*the two suits take it and leave*
...do you want some morphine?

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Space Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:yMlVWr11 Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:23:35 No.2993189 Report

Quoted By: >>2993297

>>2993174
well yeah that would most definitely be neede-
>falls unconscious from blood loss since i forgot to wrap up my hand with the towel

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:dBjxLSqe Sun 19 Nov 2017 06:29:57 No.2993217 Report

Quoted By: >>2993297

So are we all still in the tank or did we move it to a room with O2?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 07:02:45 No.2993297 Report

Quoted By: >>2993406

>>2993217
you drove out sir
>>2993189
oh hell
*wraps up hand*
*reachs to leg and gets morephine, stabs captin with morphine*

kizuna

kizuna ID:4a4BOh3c Sun 19 Nov 2017 07:41:17 No.2993406 Report

Quoted By:

>>2993297
i think he died. cant be sure yet

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