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Story time
>be me
>6th grade, 4th of july
>older kids got their hands on some M80s
>if you dont know what a M80 is, it's like a firecracker on steroids
>like the dumbasses they are, they were lighting them and then putting a can on top of it, watching it shoot into the sky
>this time when they try and put the can on top of the lit firecracker, it falls over.
>retard tries to pick it up
>BOOM
>2 fingers get blasted, not taken off, but absolutely destroyed
>mfw pic related
>he freaks the fuck out, starts screeching violently
>hands are shaking really bad, skin is jiggling around on his blasted fingers
>his skin is hanging from his finger, you can see the bone.
>friends rush him into their car, and drive off
mom didn't let me buy firecrackers anymore.
