>Be me
>British teenage edgelord
>Medium-rare assburgers
>A week until GCSEs
>In Resistant Materials (woodwork, metalwork, plastics, etc.) class
>Normal teacher is off with double pneumonia (in May?)
>Elderly Scottish supply teacher
>Finishing coursework with mates, enjoying sick bants
>Nuclear Weapons comes into conversation
>North Korea comes into conversation
>Scotch bint overhears
"You aren't making nuclear weapons for your coursework, are you Anon?"

"If only, miss"

"Well, what's North Korea got to do with your work, then?"

"Nothing, miss"

"Then why are you talking about it?"

"Because they're a load of squinty-eyed bastards who can't be trusted
...miss"

>Class overhears
>Inevitable in 5x5m room with only 10 people on computers.
>Some chuckles, some "woah"s
>Entire lesson written off due to debate between myself, my friend-who-is-not-a-nazi-but-has-read-Mein-Kampf-six-times, my racist Scouse friend, a friend who reckons the rebel alliance from Star Wars were a terrorist organisation, and every other lad in the class
vs
The old Scotch bint and the fat feminist girl in the class.

>mfw might be flagged as a school racist
>mfw we still won the debate.