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ID:IDyetXSW No.3002734 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>Wage cuck at shuttle restaurant
>New girl with a fat ass wears black leggings to work
>Can't stop staring
>A roll of nickles quickly forms in my cargo shorts
>Gottapafnow.jpg
>Rub one out in the bathroom and cum on the small table where the air freshener and a stupid plant sit
>20 min later yogabutt goes to the bathroom
> Comes out and says "gross the air freshener can is all sticky"

Gonna propose to her tomorrow since she's most likely pregnant now, how much is an abortion I'm not ready to be a dad this is the first girl I've ever been with