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ITT:we are the crew of a space cruiser

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:00:22 No.3003224 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3003237 >>3004056 >>3006458

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:01:13 No.3003237 Report

Quoted By: >>3003260

>>3003224
Get in lads we're exploring the universe
Teaching squid kid how to be nice editon

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:02:46 No.3003260 Report

Quoted By: >>3003305

>>3003237
It's also co captains turn to take care of squid kid

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:06:20 No.3003305 Report

Quoted By: >>3003333 >>3003372 >>3003378

>>3003260
(thank god)
You hear about pol taking the big get?

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:0+FNth1H Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:07:26 No.3003321 Report

Quoted By: >>3003333

Where the white women at?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:08:16 No.3003333 Report

Quoted By: >>3003376

>>3003305
No not really why? Lemme check
>>3000000
>>3003321
Still none but the A.I body is white I think

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BtL6orq Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:08:33 No.3003343 Report

Quoted By: >>3003354 >>3003376

how do I eject myself into the void without a spacesuit?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:09:00 No.3003354 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003343
Jump out the hanger

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:10:48 No.3003372 Report

Quoted By: >>3003386 >>3003393

>>3003305
apparently all of the /bant/ empire are going to war with the moderator council too because of the 2 get steals

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:10:58 No.3003376 Report

Quoted By: >>3003386

>>3003343
Airlocks
>>3003333
It got stolen by imp trash

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:11:04 No.3003378 Report

Quoted By: >>3003416

>>3003305
Well I can't check but I will take your word for it but it's not our problem
Go rent a penthouse we're taking a bit of a vacation here

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:11:40 No.3003386 Report

Quoted By: >>3003410

>>3003372
>>3003376
Let's stay outta this one

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:12:08 No.3003393 Report

Quoted By: >>3003418

>>3003372
Apparently they're trying to "seize the means of production"

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:13:15 No.3003410 Report

Quoted By: >>3003610

>>3003386
but why should we Admiral?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:13:47 No.3003416 Report

Quoted By: >>3003432 >>3003455

>>3003378
I have complete ownership of the one at c.

BTW we are in deep space and the ships are fucked

I think we have ftl capasity still. Somehow

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:14:03 No.3003418 Report

Quoted By: >>3003458

>>3003393
Ok I got a penthouse we can stay in I demand everyone to get in the penthouse even the A.I since she has body

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xCJxCgnX Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:14:20 No.3003424 Report

Quoted By: >>3003461

hello friends i am a trill i have spots

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:15:08 No.3003432 Report

Quoted By: >>3003455 >>3003614

>>3003416
Wait what?
We're on the planet I'm looking out the windows
What are you on?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:16:23 No.3003455 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003416
>>3003432
currently our engines are destroyed
the engineering team is trying to use some spare parts to make some newer engines

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:0+FNth1H Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:16:36 No.3003458 Report

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>>3003418
I take the biggest and most comfortable room

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xCJxCgnX Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:16:42 No.3003461 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003424
here is another example of a trill who has spots like me

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:16:53 No.3003610 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003410
Because I don't wanna get in there maybe later

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wjIyeJuL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:17:14 No.3003612 Report

Quoted By: >>3003638 >>3003651

itt autism

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:17:20 No.3003614 Report

Quoted By: >>3003651

>>3003432
Did I miss something?! Where are we? Last a checked we just cleaned the ship with the good old leopard 226

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:17:31 No.3003633 Report

Quoted By: >>3003645 >>3003651 >>3003657

captain, what would we do in the totally hypothetical scenario where anon from engineering found an alien parasite and tried to fuck it, now said parasite has taken over his body.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:17:53 No.3003638 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003612
Welcome

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:0+FNth1H Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:18:27 No.3003645 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003633
Shoot that mf

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:19:11 No.3003651 Report

Quoted By: >>3003668 >>3003675

>>3003612
Basically
>>3003614
Nope we are on the planet let's go now
>>3003633
Execute him for being a faggot

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:19:31 No.3003657 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003633
We have airlocks for a reason

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:20:01 No.3003668 Report

Quoted By: >>3003691

>>3003651
Which planet?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:20:42 No.3003675 Report

Quoted By: >>3003691

>>3003651
can we have a funeral for faganon sir

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:21:35 No.3003691 Report

Quoted By: >>3003699 >>3003713

>>3003668
/c/
The heat is gone
Let's go to the penthouse
>>3003675
No

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:22:21 No.3003699 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003691
*Gets on a random car and drives away*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:23:16 No.3003713 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003691
...yes, sir

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:24:55 No.3003735 Report

Quoted By: >>3003755 >>3003759 >>3003761

*revs tank*
These are legal here right?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:26:05 No.3003755 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003735
Yes

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:26:30 No.3003759 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003735
....i dont think so
>steps out of cruiser

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:26:32 No.3003761 Report

Quoted By: >>3003799 >>3003814

>>3003735
technically yes, ...the records show the inhabitants of this planet to be peaceful. Do we really need a tank?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:29:09 No.3003799 Report

Quoted By: >>3003840

>>3003761
Yes

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:30:16 No.3003814 Report

Quoted By: >>3003834 >>3003851 >>3003901 >>3003929

>>3003761
We have 3 vehicles, a rover, a motercycle and a tank. Otto took the rover and there isn't enough space on the motercycle. Everyone into the tank, it's got a personnel compartment that can hold 6 guys as well as 5 crew positions

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:0+FNth1H Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:31:35 No.3003834 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003814
Where are we going?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:31:54 No.3003840 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003799
I just think we should try a more peaceful approach for once. Especially after what happened last time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:32:43 No.3003851 Report

Quoted By:

>>3003814
I'm coming with you to make sure you don't do anything stupid

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:34:05 No.3003871 Report

Quoted By: >>3003900

You know this thing can go 200 mph
*drives the tank out if the hanger*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:36:13 No.3003900 Report

Quoted By: >>3003975

>>3003871
do you have any idea where we're going?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:36:13 No.3003901 Report

Quoted By: >>3004080

>>3003814
alright ill hop into the tank...

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:37:39 No.3003929 Report

Quoted By: >>3004080

>>3003814
Maning the main gun. Just like last time.

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:40:39 No.3003975 Report

Quoted By: >>3004022 >>3004029

>>3003900
Yea, I drove here like... 3 times?
*after takeing the elevator we're at street level, the tank makes a clicking noise of tracks agenst the road as we leave*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:44:14 No.3004022 Report

Quoted By: >>3004035 >>3004041

>>3003975
have you heard the rumour that human eyeballs are a delicacy on this planet

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:44:49 No.3004029 Report

Quoted By: >>3004036

>>3003975
*as we drive along we get lots of people looking at us.*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:45:31 No.3004035 Report

Quoted By: >>3004066

>>3004022
isnt the food on /c/ supposed to be cute and not gross?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:45:33 No.3004036 Report

Quoted By: >>3004048 >>3004056

>>3004029
>opens tank hatch and waves to people
Hi everybody

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:46:02 No.3004041 Report

Quoted By: >>3004066

>>3004022
Huh. Is it weird I want to try that?
*I push one lever back slightly and the other lever forward as we take a turn*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:46:52 No.3004048 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004036
*a little girl in the back of a car next to us waves back*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:47:19 No.3004056 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004036
Aye everyone I go away fer two minutes and there’s a new fleet o big cannons and the voice in the walls is a cybarg >>3003224
Permission to take command of the weapons commander role captain sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:48:18 No.3004066 Report

Quoted By: >>3004080 >>3004086

>>3004041
I would have to say yes and would it kill you to slow down a little
>>3004035
I guess that's a matter of perspective.

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:49:40 No.3004080 Report

Quoted By: >>3004095 >>3004106

>>3003901
>>3003929
>>3004066
I’ve given all of our land vehicles a new gun can send any land lubbers down to Davy Jones locker as fast as Ye want captain sir

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:50:09 No.3004086 Report

Quoted By: >>3004098

>>3004066
Oh sorry, we're here anyway
*I turn on the indicators and stop the tank. It turns on the spot before going down a road into the car park. The engine goes off*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:51:04 No.3004095 Report

Quoted By: >>3004102 >>3004108

>>3004080
oh fuck we are going to get in trouble on /c/ again arent we?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:51:31 No.3004098 Report

Quoted By: >>3004117

>>3004086
>hops out of tank
Sure hope we don't get towed.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:51:41 No.3004102 Report

Quoted By:

Sorry was doing somthing am back now
>>3004095
Wait what?

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:52:06 No.3004106 Report

Quoted By: >>3004119 >>3004120 >>3004121

>>3004080
*over comm*
Sorry, didn't know you were there, there's a motercycle in the hanger. We're at the penthouse
*comm turns off*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:52:13 No.3004108 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004095
most likely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NUs09QLV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:53:16 No.3004117 Report

Quoted By: >>3004134

>>3004098
>comes back later
dude wheres my tank

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:53:27 No.3004119 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004106
*I exit the tank and press a button on it's keys*
*beep beep,
Tank's locked, let's get to the penthouse

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:53:27 No.3004120 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004106
Aye I had to clear up some business with Blackbeard *drives motorcycle out of hangar* haraaaaaar

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:53:36 No.3004121 Report

Quoted By: >>3004144

>>3004106
*sees me watching tv and squid kid reading a book*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:54:34 No.3004134 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004117
(not as bad as Argentina loosing a submarine. It didn't even sink, they just lost it)

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:55:30 No.3004143 Report

Quoted By:

>runs remote weapons systems diagnostics and cleans sidearm

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:55:33 No.3004144 Report

Quoted By: >>3004154 >>3004160 >>3004161 >>3004174 >>3004189 >>3004206

>>3004121
*everyone makes it to the penthouse*

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:56:39 No.3004154 Report

Quoted By: >>3004163 >>3004237

>>3004144
Does this place have a Koi pond? I'm going to be there for a little bit.

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:57:21 No.3004160 Report

Quoted By: >>3004171 >>3004174

>>3004144
Aye be back laddie ready for action captain sir I’ll be requesting permission ave a promotion to head of the weapons department captain sir

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:57:35 No.3004161 Report

Quoted By: >>3004171 >>3004174 >>3004227

>>3004144
just for once can we refrain from drinking until the mission is complete

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:57:40 No.3004163 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004154
Yup, it has a bunch of shit.
/c/ digs that stuff
*grabs a beer*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Usv7srec Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:58:05 No.3004170 Report

Quoted By:

Milhouse

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:58:27 No.3004171 Report

Quoted By: >>3004202

>>3004161
*drops beer*
>>3004160
Ask the Admiral. I'll back you

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Sun 19 Nov 2017 23:58:41 No.3004174 Report

Quoted By: >>3004202 >>3004218

>>3004144
Hey there's some type of ritual in one of the rooms
>>3004160
Granted
>>3004161
That would be smart

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:00:24 No.3004189 Report

Quoted By: >>3004198 >>3004203 >>3004210

>>3004144
wew
so is this a new penthouse or the penthouse that field general owned a while ago?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:01:11 No.3004198 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004189
I think it's the same one

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:01:27 No.3004202 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004174
>>3004171
*takes off hat* thank Ye captain and general sir I’ll be sure to get to work on the flagship

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:01:37 No.3004203 Report

Quoted By: >>3004220

>>3004189
Same one
Tired janitors

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:0+FNth1H Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:02:19 No.3004206 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004144
I taje the biggest and most comfortable room

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:02:34 No.3004210 Report

Quoted By: >>3004226

>>3004189
It's your turn to take care of squid kid unless you want A.I to do it
He is more behaved now so he won't do what he did last time

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:02:55 No.3004218 Report

Quoted By: >>3004249

>>3004174
Umm... Why is there a ritual?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:03:08 No.3004220 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004203
alright then
>proceeds to go to my own room in the penthouse and take a nap

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:03:37 No.3004226 Report

Quoted By: >>3004249

>>3004210
... where is squid kid anyways?

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:03:46 No.3004227 Report

Quoted By: >>3004246

>>3004161
Don’t think that’s possible engineer man *drinks mug*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:04:29 No.3004234 Report

Quoted By: >>3004249 >>3004251

anyone up for a game of cards?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:04:50 No.3004237 Report

Quoted By: >>3004324

>>3004154
*walks over to you and sits down*
Never got your name, sir.
*unloads Mauser and cleans it with a rag*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:05:15 No.3004246 Report

Quoted By: >>3004327

>>3004227
that's communications officer to you.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:05:41 No.3004249 Report

Quoted By: >>3004334 >>3004336

>>3004218
I don't know but I think we should leave it alone
>>3004226
Using his laptop that I bought him awhile ago
Somehow has not broken it you might wanna check the files who knows what's in there
I'm going to go get drunk with field general
>>3004234
Goldfish is the best card game

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:05:47 No.3004251 Report

Quoted By: >>3004334

>>3004234
Aye *puts ace up sleeve*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:06:13 No.3004324 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004237
eh, im bored anyways

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:06:46 No.3004327 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004246
Aye coummunications officer sir

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:06:55 No.3004334 Report

Quoted By: >>3004613 >>3004616 >>3004617 >>3004735

>>3004249
>>3004251
so we putting credits on this or what?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:06:58 No.3004336 Report

Quoted By: >>3004613 >>3004620

>>3004249
okay then
is squid kid in the penthouse or is he in the ship?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:08:01 No.3004613 Report

Quoted By: >>3004729 >>3004738

>>3004334
I will put squid kid on the line
>>3004336
In the penthouse on the sofa

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:08:18 No.3004616 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004334
im putting 1 (you) on this bet
im feeling lucky today

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:08:22 No.3004617 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004334
Two barrels of rum and 30 credits

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:08:30 No.3004620 Report

Quoted By: >>3004738

>>3004336
Penthouse sir
*drinks*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:09:17 No.3004729 Report

Quoted By: >>3004736

>>3004613
how many times have we swapped squid kid around in card games now

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:09:52 No.3004735 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004334
Fuck it ok
*grabs 20 (you) note out of pocket*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:10:05 No.3004736 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004729
None this is the first time
I want to lose

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:10:23 No.3004738 Report

Quoted By: >>3004748 >>3004777

>>3004620
uhh sir
thats the koi pond water you are drinking there
>>3004613
>sigh.png
>walks to squid kid
hey, your dad asked me to check on your laptop, is it ok if i look at it for a minute?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:11:19 No.3004748 Report

Quoted By: >>3004786

>>3004738
Ohh
(heh...)

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:12:24 No.3004777 Report

Quoted By: >>3004797

>>3004738
*looks up at you*
Ok sir
*hands you laptop*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:13:03 No.3004786 Report

Quoted By: >>3004798 >>3004816

>>3004748
I think we should get kizuna here so she can check if any of us cheat

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:14:12 No.3004797 Report

Quoted By: >>3004812 >>3004819

>>3004777
wha-
.... okay then
that was easier than i expected
>opens laptop
>checks internet history
.... whAT IN THE FUCK
SQUID KID ARE YOU WATCHING PORN?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:14:16 No.3004798 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004786
OK sir.
*sits cross legged*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:15:28 No.3004812 Report

Quoted By: >>3004829 >>3004842

>>3004797
Noooooooooooooo
Why would I do that?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:15:45 No.3004816 Report

Quoted By: >>3004829

>>3004786
if any of you cheat i will shove this whole deck of cards up your asses

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:16:14 No.3004819 Report

Quoted By: >>3004837

>>3004797
*Kizuna looks kind of weird when you say this*

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:16:54 No.3004829 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004812
Argh I remberer the good o days....>>3004816
Cross me ship and hope to keep haul Ye in this game

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:17:37 No.3004837 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004819
*stares at you and then attempts going inside the sofa slowly*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:18:14 No.3004842 Report

Quoted By: >>3004956 >>3004976

>>3004812
>looks at download history
why the fuck did you download 1 million loli pics?
THATS IT
YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM USING THIS LAPTOP

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:19:52 No.3004956 Report

Quoted By: >>3004988

>>3004842
Check his files
I think he may have more videos of kizuna and pauly...

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:20:29 No.3004976 Report

Quoted By: >>3004980 >>3004993 >>3004998

>>3004842
*goes into sofa faster*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:20:51 No.3004980 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004976
Forgot nametag

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:21:14 No.3004988 Report

Quoted By: >>3005004 >>3005005

>>3004956
wait
w a i t
>looks at video files
..... can someone hand me a knife so i can gouge my eyes out?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:21:42 No.3004993 Report

Quoted By: >>3005005 >>3005026

>>3004976
*touches tachion blade*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:22:08 No.3004998 Report

Quoted By: >>3005014

>>3004976
OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT
>pulls you out from the sofa and slams you onto a chair

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:22:23 No.3005004 Report

Quoted By: >>3005014 >>3005030

>>3004988
... What's it say...

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:22:26 No.3005005 Report

Quoted By:

>>3004988
>>3004993
*is the sofa*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:22:57 No.3005014 Report

Quoted By: >>3005029 >>3005030

>>3004998
>>3005004
*becomes sofa and run away*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:23:36 No.3005023 Report

Quoted By: >>3005041 >>3005043

sooo....we need to get rid of the files on squid kids computer or we're all going to jail

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:23:54 No.3005026 Report

Quoted By: >>3005051

>>3004993
That be a mighty fine cutlass.... *reaches for sword

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:23:59 No.3005029 Report

Quoted By: >>3005041

>>3005014
???
*grabs runaway sofa*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:23:59 No.3005030 Report

Quoted By: >>3005041 >>3005051

>>3005004
look at it yourself
>hands you laptop
>>3005014
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>locks all of the doors in the penthouse with a remote

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:24:49 No.3005041 Report

Quoted By: >>3005049

>>3005029
>>3005030
Runs and hides behind>>3005023

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:25:00 No.3005043 Report

Quoted By: >>3005054 >>3005064

>>3005023
Aye I got it *shoots computer* now this machine won’t be bothering Ye with its illusions

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:25:41 No.3005049 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005041
oh no you don't you sick little fuck

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:25:47 No.3005051 Report

Quoted By: >>3005066

>>3005026
*slaps hand away*
>>3005030
*connects to laptop and deletes files very... VERY... Quickly*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:26:14 No.3005054 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005043
well I guess that's one way to do it

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:27:07 No.3005064 Report

Quoted By: >>3005079 >>3005085

>>3005043
That works too
*activates the yellow tachion blade to stop squid kid from teleporting*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:27:12 No.3005066 Report

Quoted By: >>3005085 >>3005091

>>3005051
*to late while he was on the laptop before captain came he was uploading it*
It's already uploaded
*teleports somewhere in /c/*

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:28:00 No.3005079 Report

Quoted By: >>3005098

>>3005064
To late
But I have a tracker on him
Who wants to help me find him?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:28:48 No.3005085 Report

Quoted By: >>3005110

>>3005066
Read
>>3005064

*also I start taking down the /c/ mainframe*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:29:06 No.3005091 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005066
AH FUCKING SHIT
>yells outside
>'SQUID KID YOU LITTLE SHIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:29:57 No.3005098 Report

Quoted By: >>3005110

>>3005079
*looks at squid kid hiding under sofa*
Sir...?

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:31:07 No.3005106 Report

Quoted By: >>3005110 >>3005119

hey captain, if I resigned to avoid going to prison with you would you shoot me?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:31:40 No.3005110 Report

Quoted By: >>3005121 >>3005126

>>3005085
If he does that he goes big
It's all over the Internet and the techno/titan union allowed him to put it on there servers
>>3005098
Oh there he is
>>3005106
Yes I would

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:31:54 No.3005111 Report

Quoted By: >>3005145

Squid kid? Can you not be a little shit?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:32:43 No.3005119 Report

Quoted By: >>3005140 >>3005145

>>3005106
NOONES GOING TO PRISON OKAY
LOLIS ARE LEGAL IN THIS WORLD AS LONG AS THEY ARENT LEWDS

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:32:52 No.3005121 Report

Quoted By: >>3005144

>>3005110
right, I'll see what I can do about throwing the authorities off our trail

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:33:39 No.3005126 Report

Quoted By: >>3005145

>>3005110
?!?!!??!!?
He may be powerful sir but he's still a sub par coder. You'd understand if you literally were a computer.

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:34:52 No.3005140 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005119
yes but determining whether they are lewd is up to the courts and we don't exactly have the best history with them

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:34:59 No.3005144 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005121
I'll help sir.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:35:01 No.3005145 Report

Quoted By: >>3005155 >>3005168

>>3005111
He is a Demi god though so you would think he has brain cells
>>3005119
There lewds and straight up porn of lolis
>>3005126
Well I'm not but I recently checked on the ship that he has been printing quite a bit of stuff

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:36:00 No.3005155 Report

Quoted By: >>3005165

>>3005145
... well shit

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:36:57 No.3005165 Report

Quoted By: >>3005177 >>3005182

>>3005155
Ok let's go search his room for what he printed

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:37:09 No.3005168 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005145
Actually to give him credit, he is pretty good. Usually if someone tried something like that the computer would just fucking turn off when they touch it. Be he somehow managed to not only touch one but use blacklisted files on the ship.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:38:11 No.3005177 Report

Quoted By: >>3005185

>>3005165
On it sir.
*walks in room*

((owo))

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:38:34 No.3005182 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005165
wait
... he printed something?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:38:58 No.3005185 Report

Quoted By: >>3005211

>>3005177
*walks in room and searches closet*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:41:14 No.3005211 Report

Quoted By: >>3005218

>>3005185
And I thought he was getting better

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:42:02 No.3005218 Report

Quoted By: >>3005228 >>3005231

>>3005211
He is literally 42% cuthulu

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:43:21 No.3005228 Report

Quoted By: >>3005235

>>3005218
More like 100%
What else did you find?
I just found more Loli Lewds and porn

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:yCFIeUhB Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:43:43 No.3005231 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005218
The amount of krakens I’ve seen taking god forms hehehe

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:44:12 No.3005235 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005228
>destroys it immediately with flamethrower

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:44:18 No.3005236 Report

Quoted By: >>3005243

*I look over my shoulder at squid kid pouting on the sofa, Kizuna looking at him cross armed*

(he needs some discipline)

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:45:06 No.3005243 Report

Quoted By: >>3005253

>>3005236
Let me get the ruler after I check this draw-
...

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:45:39 No.3005253 Report

Quoted By: >>3005260

>>3005243
... Sir..?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:46:12 No.3005260 Report

Quoted By: >>3005265

>>3005253
*takes the photos and leaves the penthouse*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:46:49 No.3005265 Report

Quoted By: >>3005276 >>3005281

>>3005260
ADMIRAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:48:06 No.3005276 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005265
*Leaves the hotel*

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:48:29 No.3005278 Report

Quoted By: >>3005286

I need a drink, anyone got anything strong

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:48:47 No.3005281 Report

Quoted By: >>3005289

>>3005265
... I think we should leave him
*I sort through a file of papers with loli, weird inflation and Kizuna*
Can you burn this too?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:49:23 No.3005286 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005278
We have vodka at the back of the mini fridge

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:49:45 No.3005289 Report

Quoted By: >>3005302 >>3005309 >>3005404

>>3005281
*Hears gunshot*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:50:00 No.3005290 Report

Quoted By: >>3005302

ITT: Full blown /qst/-tier faggotry
Go back to /b/ you stupid bakas

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:51:51 No.3005302 Report

Quoted By: >>3005313

>>3005290
I fucking agree dude
>>3005289
Think he's dead

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:52:35 No.3005309 Report

Quoted By: >>3005360

>>3005289
oh shit
OTTO YOU ALRIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:52:51 No.3005313 Report

Quoted By: >>3005321 >>3005336 >>3005351 >>3005357

>>3005302
Literally get the fuck out
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
Stupid imptrash refugees

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:54:28 No.3005321 Report

Quoted By: >>3006060

>>3005313
my diagnosis: faggotery

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:56:16 No.3005336 Report

Quoted By: >>3005353 >>3006060

>>3005313
Why do you care dude? At least it's not cirno, imp trash or a unfunny shit post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:57:13 No.3005351 Report

Quoted By: >>3006060

>>3005313
People like you kill this board with edgy metaposts

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:57:25 No.3005353 Report

Quoted By: >>3005384

>>3005336
meh
cirno isnt as bad as imp trash or unfunny shit posts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:57:52 No.3005357 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005313
>be American

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 00:58:16 No.3005360 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005309
... I think we should check

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:00:07 No.3005384 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005353
If you say so, I think she is an unfunny shit post

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:02:17 No.3005404 Report

Quoted By: >>3005889 >>3005952

>>3005289
*pokes head out door*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:04:05 No.3005889 Report

Quoted By: >>3005934 >>3005938 >>3005947

>>3005404
*sees me on the ledge drinking vodka as the gun and photons are still there*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:05:24 No.3005934 Report

Quoted By: >>3005950

>>3005889
*photos

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:05:57 No.3005938 Report

Quoted By: >>3005950

>>3005889
did you shoot the thing that was in the desk?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:06:29 No.3005947 Report

Quoted By: >>3005963

>>3005889
*it's very windy and dark*
SIR! DON'T FUCKING DO IT! SQUID KID ISN'T YOUR FAULT!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:06:40 No.3005950 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005934
>>3005938
oh boy
>burns all of the photos with flamethrower

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:06:50 No.3005952 Report

Quoted By:

>>3005404
...sooooo, is the captain alive?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:07:44 No.3005963 Report

Quoted By: >>3006005 >>3006016 >>3006024

>>3005947
*turns around*
If my wife sees that thing it will be worse then death

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:10:46 No.3006005 Report

Quoted By: >>3006024

>>3005963
WAIT YOU MEAN THE SQUID GHOST OR YOUR ACTUAL WIFE?!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:11:40 No.3006016 Report

Quoted By: >>3006032

>>3005963
WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING PHOTO I JUST BURNED?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:12:10 No.3006024 Report

Quoted By: >>3006045

>>3005963
Ok well after captain burned the pictures we just gotta make sure squid kid does not do somthing this autistic again
A.I please watch his computer next time
But for now. Who wants to see his laptop explode?
>>3006005
Both

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:13:03 No.3006032 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006016
You don't need to know
It's above your pay

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:14:29 No.3006045 Report

Quoted By: >>3006077

>>3006024
SIR I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SQUID WIFE CARES, OR IS EVEN IN THIS UNIVERSE STILL. AS FOR YOUR OTHER WIFE WE'LL ALL BACK YOU IN SAYING IT WASN'T CONSENSUAL. WE COULD KILL IT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:16:14 No.3006060 Report

Quoted By: >>3006077 >>3006101

>>3005321
>>3005336
>>3005351
t. literal faggots
You fucks are ruining /bant/ just like you ruined /qa/, get the FUCK OUT of my board /pol/tard scum

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:17:47 No.3006077 Report

Quoted By: >>3006101 >>3006115 >>3006324

>>3006045
I'm over it now the evidence is destroyed but squid kid can still say it to her so let's blow up his laptop go get the dynamite
>>3006060
Probably from Reddit

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:19:59 No.3006101 Report

Quoted By: >>3006115

>>3006060
Why'd it take you so long to respond?
>>3006077
Yes sir
*tosses a frag grenades*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:21:07 No.3006115 Report

Quoted By: >>3006144 >>3006163 >>3006165

>>3006077
>Probably from Reddit
Yeah you probably are, /pol/ projection at it's finest
>>3006101
Because I have better stuff to do than participate in roleplay threads that should be on /qst/

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:23:21 No.3006144 Report

Quoted By: >>3006176

>>3006115
if you have better things to do that does beg the question why you're here in the first place

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:24:47 No.3006163 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006115
>no you
Kek
stop arguing with anonymous people on why they're having fun wrong you fucking keyboard warrior

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:24:56 No.3006165 Report

Quoted By: >>3006197 >>3006212 >>3006215

>>3006115
legit question: what does a cosmonaut role-playing thread has to do with /pol/ or politcis?
and this is not ruining /bant/, this is not even spam since we create 1 thread per day

Punished Sven +4

Punished Sven +4 ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:25:15 No.3006176 Report

Quoted By: >>3006201 >>3006213 >>3006218

>>3006144
I just have better shit to do than this, like who the fuck plays this /b/ tier bullshit lol, this is an anime board not a faggot board.
>>>/b/
Stay there

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:26:37 No.3006197 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006165
He's just using arguments that worked before in situations where it makes no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:27:07 No.3006201 Report

Quoted By: >>3006215

>>3006176
>this is an anime board
no
although there are many anime related categories 4chan isnt an anime board
and why is this even /b/ tier?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:28:04 No.3006212 Report

Quoted By: >>3006224

>>3006165
If that's his point we can slow it down a bit

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:28:07 No.3006213 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006176
You took your risk title accidentally

Also could you kindly just fuck off you're reee ing at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:28:23 No.3006215 Report

Quoted By: >>3006244

>>3006165
/pol/ is the source of all trash
>>3006201
yes it is you fucking leaf, just look at the catalog, you lost the war buddy boy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:28:55 No.3006218 Report

Quoted By: >>3006231

>>3006176
>playing risk
Friend, I have nothing against risk but its identity can be traced back to /b/, /trash/ and /pol/

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:29:25 No.3006224 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006212
He's just one guy, we probably shouldn't even be giving him (you)s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:29:48 No.3006231 Report

Quoted By: >>3006234 >>3006250 >>3006260

>>3006218
I don't play risk fuck off baka

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:30:21 No.3006234 Report

Quoted By: >>3006246

>>3006231
>Punished Sven +4
a yes, sure you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:31:11 No.3006244 Report

Quoted By: >>3006269

>>3006215
if you mean the /bant/ catalog, anime threads NOT including threads that have anime pics but have topics unrelated to anime only make up around 15-20 percent of the catalog
if you are meaning the home page catalog, there are more categories unrelated to anime than categories that have anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:31:13 No.3006246 Report

Quoted By: >>3006258 >>3006272

>>3006234
I was trolling you fuck off asshole check these DUBS

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:31:19 No.3006250 Report

Quoted By: >>3006269

>>3006231
Thanks for making the thread more interesting you silly little man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:32:06 No.3006258 Report

Quoted By: >>3006269

>>3006246
when will dubslets learn?
check THESE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:32:16 No.3006260 Report

Quoted By: >>3006269 >>3006275

>>3006231
ok im not sure if this is bait or not anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:32:54 No.3006269 Report

Quoted By: >>3006292 >>3006294 >>3006302

>>3006244
>>3006250
>>3006258
>>3006260
>>3006260
CHECK THESE BTFO /pol/tard SCUM

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:33:15 No.3006272 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006246
What are you even doing at this point. Oh wait.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:33:45 No.3006275 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006260
I'm just watching at this point it's funny watching this go down

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:35:36 No.3006292 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006269
Kek

>stop role playing on a random board about having fun, it clogs up the catalogue
>one thread
>plays risk
>rolls

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:35:37 No.3006294 Report

Quoted By: >>3006297

>>3006269
check mine

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:36:25 No.3006297 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006294
shit
i never get checks anyways

Field General

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Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:36:39 No.3006302 Report

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>>3006269

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XU06QLol Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:38:29 No.3006322 Report

Quoted By: >>3006330 >>3006346

fuck you faggots i don't even care anymore just fuck off

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:38:30 No.3006324 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006077
Anyway sir let's blow up this laptop and it's eldrich content

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:39:07 No.3006330 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006322
I can almost taste the salt

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:40:11 No.3006342 Report

Quoted By: >>3006353 >>3006395 >>3006400

Alright I'm back from the Koi pond. What did I miss?

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:40:37 No.3006346 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006322
if you don't care then why are still in this thread

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:41:13 No.3006353 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006342
You might want to scroll up it's been interesting

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:41:56 No.3006395 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006342
There were some hearty keks

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:42:38 No.3006400 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006342
a lot

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:44:06 No.3006410 Report

Quoted By: >>3006422

So a sperg was a faggot over our harmless roleplay. Got it.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:44:43 No.3006413 Report

Quoted By: >>3006422 >>3006430 >>3006432

well it was definitely bait
and i did kinda fall for it
dammit i should know better

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:45:26 No.3006422 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006410
Basically
>>3006413
It's ok

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:46:09 No.3006430 Report

Quoted By: >>3006479

>>3006413
There are people like that on bant.

Anyway let's fucking fuck up the laptop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:46:11 No.3006432 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006413
>he fell for it
OH NONO NO ONO ONO

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:47:19 No.3006458 Report

Quoted By: >>3006464 >>3006467 >>3006474 >>3006479 >>3006490

>>3003224
...I need an empty room to rest...

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:47:59 No.3006464 Report

Quoted By: >>3006479

>>3006458
Captain this guy is here now

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:48:38 No.3006467 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006458
>Invisible entity from unknown origin
what

communications officer

communications officer ID:0fNK+IgL Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:49:10 No.3006474 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006458
anyone else hear that?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:49:49 No.3006479 Report

Quoted By: >>3006505

>>3006458
The bathroom is unused right now
>>3006464
I'm destroying the laptop right now with>>3006430
Wanna join in?

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:50:57 No.3006490 Report

Quoted By: >>3006509

>>3006458
What was that?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:52:21 No.3006505 Report

Quoted By: >>3006514 >>3006517

>>3006479
i still have a flamethrower
also squid kid's room is on fire....
so um
does anyone know where the fire extinguisher is?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:52:39 No.3006509 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006490
I don't know I told whatever it was that the bathroom is unused right now whatever it is can use that

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:53:08 No.3006514 Report

Quoted By: >>3006548

>>3006505
In the kitchen beside the fridge

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:53:33 No.3006517 Report

Quoted By: >>3006548

>>3006505
Did you check under the kitchen sink? Most places like this have them somewhere.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:55:38 No.3006548 Report

Quoted By: >>3006568

>>3006514
>>3006517
aight then
>grabs fire extinguisher
>sprays the shit out of squid kid's room with fire extinguisher

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:57:18 No.3006568 Report

Quoted By: >>3006579

>>3006548
Wait where is that little shit?

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:57:24 No.3006569 Report

Quoted By: >>3006581 >>3006584 >>3006599

I'll stay in this ship's "bathroom" for the time being...looks like a ceremonial shrine to purge evil spirits...I need to recover from the last encounter with the galaxy eater...I...need...res...t

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:58:08 No.3006579 Report

Quoted By: >>3006607

>>3006568
He's on the couch sir
I think he's trying to give us the "silent treatment"

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:58:28 No.3006581 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006569
Ship? Nah this is a penthouse. Our ship is nowhere near as classy.

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:58:40 No.3006583 Report

Quoted By: >>3006650

>costa rican spirit enters the bathroom
>blasts reggaeton

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:58:46 No.3006584 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006569
what other stories do you have?
>grabs a cup of coffee

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 01:59:29 No.3006599 Report

Quoted By: >>3006607

>>3006569
I think we should be paying more attention to our interstellar friend here

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:00:18 No.3006607 Report

Quoted By: >>3006617

>>3006579
That little shit
>>3006599
Already blew up the laptop kinda wanna listen to him might be one of squid kids Demi god friends

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:01:48 No.3006617 Report

Quoted By: >>3006641

>>3006607
I'll run a DNA test if you want

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:04:20 No.3006641 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006617
Sure do it

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Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:04:58 No.3006650 Report

Quoted By: >>3006656 >>3006659 >>3006671

>>3006583
>My invisible unknown face when Argentinian Aryan masterrace listens to superior pure Wachiturro symphonies

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:05:33 No.3006656 Report

Quoted By: >>3006667

>>3006650
*I poke you*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:05:48 No.3006659 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006650
oH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:06:15 No.3006667 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006656
NO DONT FUCKING POKE IT
>slaps your hand

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:06:45 No.3006671 Report

Quoted By: >>3006678 >>3006689

>>3006650
*pokes it*

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:07:38 No.3006678 Report

Quoted By: >>3006696 >>3006710

>>3006671
*Turns finger into maple leaf*

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:08:01 No.3006684 Report

Quoted By: >>3006710

*becomes invisible again*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:08:15 No.3006689 Report

Quoted By: >>3006696

>>3006671
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
DO YOU WANT TO PROVOKE THE COSTA RICAN SPIRIT AND KILL US ALL?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:08:56 No.3006696 Report

Quoted By: >>3006706 >>3006710

>>3006678
Oh shit
I have seen worse
>>3006689
Yes

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:09:45 No.3006706 Report

Quoted By: >>3006717

>>3006696
*pokes your hand*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:10:07 No.3006710 Report

Quoted By: >>3006751

>>3006696
wait shit i forgot that you're drunk
>slaps vodka bottle out of your hand
>>3006678
>>3006684
uhh
costa rican spirit thingy, what are you doing on /c/?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:11:28 No.3006717 Report

Quoted By: >>3006746

>>3006706
Yup, very high percentage of shagothian dna

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:14:17 No.3006746 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006717
Oh
Those that mean I'm going to be like squid kid?

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:15:09 No.3006751 Report

Quoted By: >>3006756 >>3006759 >>3006974

>>3006710
My name is W}'>,@$%#
Crap, it seems my trans**tion sys**ms are flawed too.
I was in a battle with one high co*man* offic*r from the Necron empire, I managed to d**troy his ship but my suit armor got dama**d.
I need to recover f**m m* inj*ries but not even the transdimensional teleporter works, which means I'm b*sically a ghost...

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:16:19 No.3006756 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006751
spooky indeed

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:16:44 No.3006759 Report

Quoted By: >>3006770

>>3006751
Can I have my hand back?

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:18:04 No.3006770 Report

Quoted By: >>3006800

>>3006759
sure
*reverts effect from transmutator*

Invisible entity from unknown origin

Invisible entity from unknown origin ID:VrPZRn8j Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:19:00 No.3006782 Report

Quoted By: >>3006800 >>3006813 >>3006840

Oh the regenerator is working now, gotta recover.
*disappears*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:20:35 No.3006800 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006770
Thank you
>>3006782
Bye?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:22:03 No.3006813 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006782
bye invisible costa rican spirit thingy

Dr. Hukto

Dr. Hukto ID:jKX3oAEO Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:24:56 No.3006840 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006782
good bye

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:28:54 No.3006878 Report

Quoted By: >>3006923

What do we do about squid kid?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:33:43 No.3006923 Report

Quoted By: >>3006936

>>3006878
I think I that's up to you sir. You know my stance

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:34:59 No.3006936 Report

Quoted By: >>3006946 >>3006961

>>3006923
How does one kill a demigod?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:35:42 No.3006946 Report

Quoted By: >>3006962

>>3006936
let it fight another demigod?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:38:52 No.3006961 Report

Quoted By: >>3006967

>>3006936
*taps techion blade handle*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:38:52 No.3006962 Report

Quoted By: >>3006970 >>3006974

>>3006946
Kinda wanna see that
How about we do that first and if he survives we send him to a boarding school?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:39:22 No.3006967 Report

Quoted By: >>3006972

>>3006961
Letting it fight another demigod is cooler

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:39:43 No.3006970 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006962
I know a nice place in the warp. My techspirit went there.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:40:16 No.3006972 Report

Quoted By: >>3006985

>>3006967
True that

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:40:31 No.3006974 Report

Quoted By: >>3006985 >>3007013

>>3006962
well yes
hmm
maybe we can try to make squid kid fight the necron empire >>3006751 was talking about?
or maybe try to make him fight the -100% face amerimutt?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:42:04 No.3006985 Report

Quoted By: >>3006998 >>3007028

>>3006972
>>3006974
Remember the ritual that was in one of the rooms?
*runs to room and locks door*

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:43:42 No.3006998 Report

Quoted By: >>3007014

>>3006985
wuht?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:45:23 No.3007013 Report

Quoted By:

>>3006974
Maybe. How are we going to get him to do that though.

admiral Otto

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admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:45:29 No.3007014 Report

Quoted By: >>3007024 >>3007047

>>3006998
the sky turns red as

Appears
Going through the skyscrapers as it sends a roar that almost half the planet can hear*

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:46:51 No.3007024 Report

Quoted By: >>3007051

>>3007014
oH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
wait
>grabs squid kid
>chucks him into the huge ass demigod ayy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ekwBoSKV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:47:07 No.3007028 Report

Quoted By: >>3007047

>>3006985
*beats u up and rapes u* :3
OwO

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:48:50 No.3007047 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007028
OOOOWWWOWOOO
>>3007014
Huh. How convenient

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:49:43 No.3007051 Report

Quoted By: >>3007063 >>3007069

>>3007024
*squid kid grows in size to the other Demi gods size and start duelling it out*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:51:06 No.3007063 Report

Quoted By: >>3007087

>>3007051
?!?!!!!???
*the /c/ defence force flys in*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:51:39 No.3007069 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007051
holy shit this is going to be good
>grabs popcorn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:52:47 No.3007080 Report

Quoted By: >>3007106

Engaging Ion Cannon, blasting planet Faggot Beta 6.

The Captain will shit brix.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:53:40 No.3007087 Report

Quoted By: >>3007097

>>3007063
*Both of the Demigods ignore them and continue fighting*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:55:00 No.3007097 Report

Quoted By: >>3007114 >>3007120

>>3007087
*they fire large volleys to minimal effect*
* I sit next to the captain and eat some of his popcorn*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:56:03 No.3007106 Report

Quoted By: >>3007117 >>3007120 >>3007125

>>3007080
wAIT WHA-
>a planet is obliterated in the sky and chunks of rocks fly everywhere

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:57:01 No.3007114 Report

Quoted By: >>3007133

>>3007097
*squid kid wraps his tentacles around the other demigod and throws him into a skyscraper*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:57:36 No.3007117 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007106
...i don't think we're ever returning here again
*chunks come towards /c/*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:57:44 No.3007120 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007097
fuck off its my popcorn go get your own
>>3007106
well at least Faggot Beta 6 wasnt a habitable planet anywa-
>one of the chunks of the obliterated planet flies and hits both of the 2 giant demigods

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:58:05 No.3007125 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007106
I slipped.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:59:16 No.3007133 Report

Quoted By: >>3007142 >>3007146

>>3007114
Do you want to know estimated casualties captin?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:00:23 No.3007142 Report

Quoted By: >>3007151

>>3007133
(oh shit)
... what are the casualties?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:00:51 No.3007146 Report

Quoted By: >>3007163

>>3007133
Doesn't matter since we are never coming here again
But why not?

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:01:52 No.3007151 Report

Quoted By: >>3007159 >>3007164

>>3007142
*freezes up*
Sorry captain it'll take me a while to process this. It's a lot.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:03:08 No.3007159 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007151
well shit
how many dead loli's are there?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:03:19 No.3007163 Report

Quoted By: >>3007181

>>3007146
*looks at a particularly large chunk coming towards the world*
We should leave

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:03:19 No.3007164 Report

Quoted By: >>3007173 >>3007191

>>3007151
*Goes over to the kitchen and gets some beer*
Any of you want some?

Lowly Private

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Lowly Private ID:U2bEsbky Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:03:39 No.3007169 Report

Quoted By: >>3007179 >>3007191 >>3007195

Captain we've entered the gravity well of a quasar!

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:03:52 No.3007173 Report

Quoted By: >>3007185

>>3007164
Yes sir

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:04:25 No.3007179 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007169
He he, nice

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:04:36 No.3007181 Report

Quoted By: >>3007190

>>3007163
*The other demigod looks towards that chunk and fires a laser out of its mouth destroying it as squid kid picks him up and throws him into another skyscraper

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:05:01 No.3007185 Report

Quoted By: >>3007190

>>3007173
*throws some over*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:06:13 No.3007190 Report

Quoted By: >>3007218

>>3007185
Thanks sir
>>3007181
I still think we should leave

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:06:21 No.3007191 Report

Quoted By: >>3007210 >>3007218

>>3007164
sure
>munches on some more popcorn
>>3007169
oh shit i think the whole planet got teleported to a gravity well
ah well
>grabs some more popcorn

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:06:41 No.3007195 Report

Quoted By: >>3007201 >>3007210

>>3007169
Releasing all Space Mines.

/his/ Empire

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/his/ Empire ID:p30O25Au Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:06:52 No.3007197 Report

Quoted By: >>3007207 >>3007210

ATTENTION ALL FAGS OF THE WORLD

WE HAVE ANNOUNCED A NEO-HAPSBURG EMPIRE, WITH A SYNTHETIC REINCARNATION OF /OURCOUPLE/ (Charles II of Spain and Anne Frank)

IF YOU WISH TO TRY AND STOP US, WE WILL CALL UPON OUR MILITARY ADVISER, CHARLES V TO SEND THE LEGENDARY GENERAL CORTES AFTER YOU!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:07:24 No.3007201 Report

Quoted By: >>3007214 >>3007218

>>3007195
so we are adding explosions to this battle too?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:08:27 No.3007207 Report

Quoted By: >>3007216 >>3007218 >>3007258

>>3007197
okay then
>downs a bottle of beer while the 2 demigods are still fighting eachother

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:08:39 No.3007210 Report

Quoted By: >>3007218

>>3007197
*shouting at sky*
HAVE FUN OWNING RUBBLE NERD
>>3007191
>>3007195
*cracks open space beer*
*glug*

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:09:16 No.3007214 Report

Quoted By: >>3007224

>>3007201
Sie senõr.

Releasing sewerage.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:09:24 No.3007216 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007207
Cheers, mate
*glug*

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:09:49 No.3007218 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007190
Nope
>>3007191
*Throws some more*
>>3007201
Pretty
>>3007207
>>3007210
*Other demigod tackles squid kid into another skyscraper as it shoots lasers out of its mouth hitting squid kid and other skyscrapers*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:10:23 No.3007224 Report

Quoted By: >>3007237 >>3007249

>>3007214
This is kind of a shit storm
Oh wait
(heh)
*glug*

I'm turning on the tank

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:12:03 No.3007237 Report

Quoted By: >>3007246

>>3007224
why though?
>drinks some vodka from the mini fridge

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:13:05 No.3007246 Report

Quoted By: >>3007254

>>3007237
Ehh, I don't want it to blow up. You think a dropship can carry it?

I need to save my bike too

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:13:55 No.3007249 Report

Quoted By: >>3007261 >>3007268

>>3007224
The other demigod pins squid kid to the ground and is about to kill him but squid kid pushes it away grabs him with his tentacles and stuffs as many tentacles down it's throat as squid kid rips the other demigod in half as blood flys everywhere as squid kid screams in victory*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:14:14 No.3007254 Report

Quoted By: >>3007272

>>3007246
ah fine
ill call the cruiser hanger bay for a dropship to carry the tank

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:14:34 No.3007258 Report

Quoted By: >>3007272 >>3007275

>>3007207
Think we should do something about those two?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:15:55 No.3007261 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007249
well that was fast
err, yeah i think we should go now
>dropship arrives
>hops into the tank with everyone inside it and drives it into the dropship
>dropship flies into cruiser hangerbay

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:15:58 No.3007262 Report

Quoted By: >>3007272 >>3007275

Can I have the galaxy deleter launch code?

It's an emergency.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:16:35 No.3007268 Report

Quoted By: >>3007272

>>3007249
Fuck

Kizuna? Get your sword

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:17:26 No.3007272 Report

Quoted By: >>3007303

>>3007254
>>3007258
Well that was a interesting fight and squid kid won so the boarding school it is then>>3007268
Nope it's the boarding school
>>3007262
Sorry it does not exist but we have popcorn

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:17:57 No.3007275 Report

Quoted By: >>3007284 >>3007290

>>3007262
>pic related
>>3007258
>squid kid reverts back into his tiny form and hops onto the dropship with everyone in it

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:19:04 No.3007284 Report

Quoted By: >>3007292

>>3007275
Alright, that was an interesting shore leave. Lets never come back to /c/.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:19:51 No.3007290 Report

Quoted By: >>3007302

>>3007275
This dropship is strong as fuck carrying all this shit

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:20:03 No.3007292 Report

Quoted By: >>3007300

>>3007284
N E V E R

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:21:00 No.3007300 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007292
Well I doubt they'd let us back after this.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:21:08 No.3007302 Report

Quoted By: >>3007309 >>3007313

>>3007290
Oh shit /c/ police are intercepting us
Actually it's a entire company of /c/ soliders
Land for a sec so we can talk to them

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:21:20 No.3007303 Report

Quoted By: >>3007313

>>3007272
Roughly 178 billion sir.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:22:18 No.3007309 Report

Quoted By: >>3007321 >>3007322

>>3007302
I advise against that cause of action sir.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:22:58 No.3007313 Report

Quoted By: >>3007321 >>3007322 >>3007330

>>3007303
178 billion dead loli's?
wow that is a lot\
>>3007302
oh shit
fine
>lands dropship

/c/ solider captain

/c/ solider captain ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:24:19 No.3007321 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007309
>>3007313
*as we land the company surrounds us with guns aimed at our heads as we leave the dropship*
Come out with your hands up and line up in the open

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:24:22 No.3007322 Report

Quoted By: >>3007339 >>3007354

>>3007313
>>3007309
wait
... actually...
>interrupts landing and flies immediately to cruiser
>we all quickly go on the cruiser
KIZUNA ACTIVATE WARP CORE NOW
WARP TO BANT HEADQUARTERS

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:25:22 No.3007330 Report

Quoted By: >>3007345 >>3007354

>>3007313
You do not seem to comprehend how much that actually is. Remember the economic depression that came after 911? That times a billion. We should go rouge, bant will have us killed for destroying their date.

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:26:41 No.3007339 Report

Quoted By: >>3007346 >>3007351

>>3007322
I also advise agents that sir. Warp drives spooling.

Also 2 of the cruisers are a list cause sir.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:27:31 No.3007345 Report

Quoted By: >>3007357

>>3007330
DAMMIT FINE WARP TO /INT/ THEN

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:27:31 No.3007346 Report

Quoted By: >>3007351

>>3007339
Lost cause*

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:NQMcKnAv Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:27:39 No.3007349 Report

Quoted By: >>3007362

*Calling headquarters*
>MAYDAY MAYDAY
>B4NT-069 HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
>HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ALIEN SPECIES; SHAPESHIFTERS
>RECOMMENDING VAPORISING B4NT-069
>USE EXTREME CAUTION; JESÚS OUT

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:28:14 No.3007351 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007346
>>3007339
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:28:40 No.3007354 Report

Quoted By: >>3007372

>>3007322
Too late they activated a tether canon we can't get on our drop ship so just comply with them for now
>>3007330
It's ok they don't know it's us
*actavates face disguiser 1000 to make us look like /pol/ troops*

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:28:55 No.3007357 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007345
Yes sir
*the dropship lands roughly in the main ship*

*the 2 ships have to rip themselves from the dock as the arms hold them in place for law enforcement*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:29:39 No.3007362 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007349
>*calling headquarters*
>"yeah this is the new captain of B4NT-069 speaking, ignore what the janitor said please dont vaporize us"

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:30:47 No.3007372 Report

Quoted By: >>3007382

>>3007354
what the fucks even happening anymore

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:30:48 No.3007373 Report

Quoted By:

We need to jump right now. We're almost out of time.

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:31:45 No.3007382 Report

Quoted By: >>3007393 >>3007395 >>3007397

>>3007372
I don't know
The /c/ troops are telling us to stand in a line

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:32:41 No.3007393 Report

Quoted By: >>3007404

>>3007382
I have a tank in the dropship

admiral Otto

admiral Otto ID:aoBrWxXV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:32:57 No.3007395 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007382
Well I have to go now see you guys tommorow
We somehow caused a planet wide Armageddon

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:33:09 No.3007397 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007382
oh boy
only squid kid can save us now

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:34:02 No.3007404 Report

Quoted By: >>3007411 >>3007621

>>3007393
Should I shoot the tank at the troops?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:34:29 No.3007411 Report

Quoted By: >>3007420

>>3007404
DONT

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:36:19 No.3007420 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007411
I don't know... This guy has pretty good ideas...

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:38:41 No.3007435 Report

Quoted By: >>3007479 >>3007502 >>3007555

>squid kid reverts back to his giant form
>squid kid does some weird shit with his eyes
>time starts reversing
>everything is reverted back into what was 1 day ago
>deus ex machina.jpeg

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:46:22 No.3007479 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007435
I wish

Weapons speacialst xyfan

Weapons speacialst xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:49:17 No.3007502 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007435
*back in time,takes swig of rum* aye I jus had to take care I some business with...... now blow me down this be already happening befare

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:M0Srd7+2 Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:55:15 No.3007555 Report

Quoted By: >>3007568 >>3007691

>>3007435
Weren't we being attacked by amerimutt heartless a day ago?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:57:01 No.3007568 Report

Quoted By: >>3007647

>>3007555
no that was 2 days ago

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 03:59:11 No.3007594 Report

Quoted By:

We should of stabbed him

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:02:19 No.3007621 Report

Quoted By: >>3007635

>>3007404
Don’t fire Ye laddie ye shall send us all down to Davy Jones locker!

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:02:20 No.3007623 Report

Quoted By: >>3007629

So are we going to listen to the /c/ops, run away or pray to squid kid

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:03:09 No.3007629 Report

Quoted By: >>3007635

>>3007623
*grabs beer* praise the god o the sea squid kiddo

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:03:57 No.3007635 Report

Quoted By: >>3007647

>>3007629
Yes, but while we're here
>>3007621
Seconded

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:05:46 No.3007647 Report

Quoted By: >>3007654

>>3007635
Aye that be true we’ll it appears no other way out of it lads>>3007635
>>3007568
Captain and general sir permission to fire all cannons?

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:06:52 No.3007654 Report

Quoted By: >>3007669 >>3007670 >>3007691

>>3007647
Yea, I reckon we should blast the damm pooftas

Not like we're increasing the casualties by much

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:09:07 No.3007669 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007654
*chambers pistol*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:09:19 No.3007670 Report

Quoted By: >>3007683 >>3007684 >>3007691

>>3007654
can we at least try to reason with them that we did /c/ a favor by having squid kid fight the giant demigod and not letting the demigod kill EVERYONE?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:10:32 No.3007683 Report

Quoted By: >>3007712

>>3007670
we can also have squid kid try to ressurect the lolis that are dead and repair the damaged buildings since squid kid is an actual fucking demigod

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:10:33 No.3007684 Report

Quoted By: >>3007707

>>3007670
... Sounds lame
*pulls open cannon breach, slams a shell in and aggressively pushes it back*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:11:03 No.3007691 Report

Quoted By: >>3007707

>>3007654
>>3007670
If that’s yer blunder then fire and plunarrr >>3007555
Officer man blow these cods to smithereens

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:13:17 No.3007707 Report

Quoted By: >>3007722

>>3007684
>>3007691
>oh guardian of bant why.png

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:13:53 No.3007712 Report

Quoted By: >>3007722 >>3007725

>>3007683
Do you seriously think he will help us?
*mounts machine gun*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:14:56 No.3007722 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007712
>>3007707
Aye aye *activates artillery on vehicles* aye aye....

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:15:25 No.3007725 Report

Quoted By: >>3007734 >>3007736

>>3007712
i mean
i can try to convince him by giving him something
i still have some popcorn that i can give him

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:16:33 No.3007734 Report

Quoted By: >>3007736

>>3007725
*pulls back chambering handle*
... Ok, I'll give you a chance

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:17:05 No.3007736 Report

Quoted By: >>3007756 >>3007787

>>3007725
>>3007734
Ye better hurry laddie there won’t be much left of er

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:19:50 No.3007756 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007736
Ey

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:23:02 No.3007787 Report

Quoted By: >>3007800

>>3007736
*sitting inside the tank with you*
Sooooo. Where you from.

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:25:20 No.3007800 Report

Quoted By: >>3007821

>>3007787
Tortuga, just past white cap bay *aims down main gun* where do Ye sail from?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:26:57 No.3007816 Report

Quoted By: >>3007825 >>3007829 >>3007910 >>3008049

>breathe in
"alright squid kid, i know that we arent really on good terms with eachother, but we need you to help us right now with fixing this situation, other wie, we are all going to die. I will give you a bag of caramel popcorn after thus if you help us"

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:27:05 No.3007821 Report

Quoted By: >>3007829

>>3007800
Uhhhh.
Krieg.

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:28:00 No.3007825 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007816
*whispering*
You're doing great

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:28:20 No.3007829 Report

Quoted By: >>3007836

>>3007816
>>3007821
*shouts out loud* just don’t tell we that we plan to blow we to smother tens if she tries to get me beard or kill us

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:29:11 No.3007836 Report

Quoted By: >>3007841 >>3007845

>>3007829
*slaps*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:29:28 No.3007841 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007836
Arrr

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:30:00 No.3007845 Report

Quoted By: >>3007854

>>3007836
*slaps, smashes beer bottle*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:30:39 No.3007854 Report

Quoted By: >>3007858 >>3007863

>>3007845
*grabs my adimantium crowbar*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:31:28 No.3007858 Report

Quoted By: >>3007861

>>3007854
*pulls out cutlass made of the captains porn stash*

Field General

Field General ID:j52gHTYV Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:32:13 No.3007861 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007858
?!?!?!
*watches it fall into sheets of paper*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:32:18 No.3007863 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007854
Arrr wrong one *pulls out pistol*

Weapons commander xyfan

Weapons commander xyfan ID:gVR/L4mJ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:36:59 No.3007910 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007816
Captain sir is the kraken subdued?

Squid Kid

Squid Kid ID:3HtAbAD+ Mon 20 Nov 2017 04:50:28 No.3008049 Report

Quoted By:

>>3007816
...dammit fine
but im only doing this because i dont want to die and i am also hungry faggit
>grows into a huge size
>hypnotizes every /c/ soldier

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