>>3003379>>3003396I wish I could actually kill wojack. Like literally drive a chainsaw through the middle of his face as slowly as possible so I can enjoy watching the agony of what I can only assume at that point is a brain-dead screaming machine.
I would fucking LOVE to strap wojack to a chair in my basement and just fucking be able to beat the fuck out of him whenever I wanted to, as much as I wanted to. Just fucking blow out his eyesocket, knock out a couple of teeth, cut off some of his skin. Then wait a month or two for it to heal. And do it again. And again. And again. Forever.