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Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 13:55:55 No.3007 View View Reply Original Report

Australian lads, why the fuck is our country so full of every other cunt. Why is every shit country so bad that they have to come here. Fuck off, s'full

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KpM38y89 Thu 04 May 2017 13:56:37 No.3055 Report

Quoted By: >>3127 >>3212 >>7212

>>3007
This thread is now under rule of the British Empire.
Hand over the vegemite lad nice and easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NOTfoJ2F Thu 04 May 2017 13:57:12 No.3108 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 13:57:25 No.3127 Report

Quoted By:

>>3055
fuck off we're full

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqMrocvz Thu 04 May 2017 13:58:35 No.3212 Report

Quoted By:

>>3055
>British Empire
>The sun never sets.

Cunt please, the sun must have set. You're mostly black now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:02:01 No.3530 Report

Quoted By: >>4068 >>6940

bogan cunt, you belong nowhere except a desert, and you're mad as hell about it. Even your criminal pommy ancestors would be ashamed of you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:08:43 No.4068 Report

Quoted By: >>4627

>>3530
fuck off we dont need ya, we're full anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:14:20 No.4526 Report

Quoted By: >>4806

>>3007

Do any of you lads know what the outback is like? I want to visit someday but have never actually bothered to read up on it too much.

I've sort of picked up on the fact that the danger is largely exaggerated but I'm still suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:15:22 No.4627 Report

Quoted By: >>5072

>>4068
bet you've never been bush you probably live in Melbourne and drink coffee on the days you don't study feminist theory at uni

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:17:29 No.4806 Report

Quoted By: >>4918

>>4526
go to the top half, that's real "outback" (call it bush moite) Classic places are broome or darwin for lots of abbo history, just talk to some locals and grab a case of beer, a fishing rod, some weed, and a few new mates and fuck off into the scrub

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:18:55 No.4918 Report

Quoted By: >>5232

>>4806

Thanks man. I'll be sure to visit once I have a few shekels left over from my shitty ass job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:20:51 No.5072 Report

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>>4627
live in mudgee dickhead, try again ye ya soft cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zBRXZ0Rv Thu 04 May 2017 14:20:57 No.5085 Report

Quoted By: >>5224 >>5233

Only thing I hate are people who come here WHO DONT FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH
FUCK OFF TO WHERE EVER YOU CAME FROM IF YOU DONT WANT TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sf/pyyl2 Thu 04 May 2017 14:21:00 No.5089 Report

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chinese people are insect like soulless creeps they kill their daughters and harvest each other's organs do not sell australian property to chinese do not let chinese rent do not let chinese own australian business drive these people from our country they are sick twisted monsters and they have no place here they have already bought our media, government and academia do not let them win we must rise up and stop the chinese before we become like europe living under foreign occupation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ysm/f4SC Thu 04 May 2017 14:22:45 No.5224 Report

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>>5085
This.
A lot of asians I know speak english and don't force their shitty traditions on other people but the rest of the imports are shit cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:22:53 No.5232 Report

Quoted By: >>5433

>>4918
no worries, just watch out for cyclone season. pretty much just do your research on when is the best time, but february - june is best for broome (WA) because the ocean is a solid 28 degrees celsius, like a bath moite. And 10 meter fluctuating tides is like nothing else in the world

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:22:53 No.5233 Report

Quoted By: >>5384

>>5085

I actually think that's a fair point.

We treat immigrants pretty fairly in this country, I think that anyone can become an American regardless of ethnicity.

But if you don't bother to assimilate (like many Mexicans and Muslims) you can fuck off back to wherever you came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ysm/f4SC Thu 04 May 2017 14:25:00 No.5384 Report

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>>5233
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEymWqcHI0Y
sums it up well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:25:43 No.5433 Report

Quoted By: >>6135 >>6166

>>5232

Damn that's hot.

Any general etiquette I should know before making an ass of myself, though?

If I'm going to make an impression, may as well be a good one.

Thanks for all the info by the way, I look forward to learning more about it and hopefully venturing out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:34:50 No.6135 Report

Quoted By: >>6274 >>6353 >>6512 >>6555

>>5433
etiquette entails ALWAYS park on the front lawn of someones house and not on the side of the road as roads are narrow, also try and get taxi's wherever you can as they are cheap and lovely blokes who will tell you about the country (cheap version of a tour bus desu) say 'gday mate to everyone regardless of how busy they are and mate sure you try and sound a little aussie. Talk american sports and also compare them to ours when at a pub we love to learn about it. While at the pub ask for forsters or else everyone will call you a soft cock and if they dont have it tell them to stop messing with you (because they probably are) and try breaking the ice with a security guard if you're a bit too drunk while trying to get into a pub/club and they'll love ya! :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:35:18 No.6166 Report

Quoted By: >>6555

>>5433
too much etiquette is frowned upon, as long as you're laid back and enjoy the outdoors you'll fit right in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:36:36 No.6274 Report

Quoted By: >>6512

>>6135
i've king hit cunts for less than that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yVYHhzS9 Thu 04 May 2017 14:37:40 No.6353 Report

Quoted By: >>6555 >>6725

>>6135
can confirm. everyone is your mate in australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:39:46 No.6512 Report

Quoted By:

>>6135
>>6274
Ahh that brings me to another point, when in Kings Cross if you go, make a funny joke to a police officer or a seccy along the lines "Kings Cross, more like King Hit!" Cause it really is such a hit with the tourists

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:40:18 No.6555 Report

Quoted By: >>6725 >>6881

>>6135
>>6166
>>6353

Alright, well sounds like I'll do just fine then. See you guys just as soon as I get the chance!

Could be my internal hype but Australia really seems like a joy of a country to be in!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBRXZ0Rv Thu 04 May 2017 14:42:09 No.6725 Report

Quoted By: >>6904 >>6905

>>6353
>>6555
Im not your M8
I'll stab ya outside of Costco

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A1Rk5DA3 Thu 04 May 2017 14:44:06 No.6881 Report

Quoted By: >>6968

>>6555
get fucked gronk

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:44:19 No.6904 Report

Quoted By:

>>6725

I'll be there!

Hopefully the airline doesn't mind me transporting my 20-gauge!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:44:19 No.6905 Report

Quoted By: >>7078

>>6725
costco is the most UN-AUSTRALIAN thing since Halal, fuck off cunt ill stab ya outside me local Woolies dickhead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CEjMColx Thu 04 May 2017 14:44:43 No.6940 Report

Quoted By: >>7931

>>3530
SPOTTED THE NON WHITE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8q0L95RP Thu 04 May 2017 14:45:06 No.6968 Report

Quoted By: >>7100 >>7297

>>6881

> gronk

now that's a word i haven't heard in a while, how old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBRXZ0Rv Thu 04 May 2017 14:46:20 No.7078 Report

Quoted By:

>>6905
>Outside
I'll stab ya INSIDE, I WORK THERE NIGGAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A1Rk5DA3 Thu 04 May 2017 14:46:31 No.7100 Report

Quoted By:

>>6968
20

one post off the 6969, shame

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UawPxRZL Thu 04 May 2017 14:47:59 No.7212 Report

Quoted By:

>>3055
you wouldn't want it anyway, it's not marmalade

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hXdNHEYs Thu 04 May 2017 14:48:29 No.7255 Report

Quoted By: >>7433 >>7510 >>7583

The bigger question is
Why the fuck are there so many Australian tourists in my fucking country?

I swear to fuck, there is nothing to god damn do here stop wasting your money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:48:56 No.7297 Report

Quoted By: >>7881

>>6968
Im op not the person who first used gronk but, how is gronk that babd? Its fucking god tier cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:50:33 No.7433 Report

Quoted By:

>>7255
we're all there cause we're full dickhead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AEweERux Thu 04 May 2017 14:51:38 No.7510 Report

Quoted By: >>7600

>>7255
I want to go snowboarding there, other countries probably have snowboarding but idk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:52:31 No.7583 Report

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>>7255

You've got some pretty landscapes though.

Or so I've heard.

We've got a lot of Canadian tourists in Florida, (no I don't live there) and I could say the same about wasting money in Florida.

Except Florida's even worse, the people are rude, the beaches are littered to shit with garbage and jellyfish, the scenery is nonexistent and the crime is rampant.

Aside from the Everglades.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 14:52:40 No.7600 Report

Quoted By: >>7788 >>8221

>>7510
I feel ya, I wanted to go to japan but too many chinks and then i was thinking about america and too many guns. Idk where else but canada really

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 14:54:55 No.7788 Report

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>>7600

Don't sweat the guns, mate.

Just steer clear of inner-cities like Chicago, Atlanta, etc.

There are certain demographics which tend to be a bit reckless.

Texans have a shitload of guns but have some of the lowest crime rates in the world. You're safe there, trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8q0L95RP Thu 04 May 2017 14:56:09 No.7881 Report

Quoted By: >>8309

>>7297

it's not, i was just wondering if the next generation of school children were using it as well :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elBtS8Y5 Thu 04 May 2017 14:56:49 No.7931 Report

Quoted By: >>8212

>>6940
i'm nazi/scotch heritage, i just hate pommy cunts like you and ur mate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 15:00:13 No.8212 Report

Quoted By:

>>7931
I'm not of pommy decent you weak cunt. If you're counting scotish as outta UK you're a spud cunt anyway. 6th generation australian but of Portuguese decent we think idk

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 15:00:21 No.8221 Report

Quoted By:

>>7600

I've heard that getting poon is super easy in east Asia, be it Japanese women or Chinese, etc.

Also, the western world is really fascinated by your accent and has a strong chance of turning and pussy into a waterfall just by muttering a few words.

Seriously. Go to America and get an pick up some broads. You'll see what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z/8d2yRE Thu 04 May 2017 15:00:52 No.8254 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIZzrtsg Thu 04 May 2017 15:01:40 No.8309 Report

Quoted By: >>8527

>>7881
Good call champ, i want gronk to be passed down for years. A word that im sad to see die out is 'mong' was so good hearing it at school "Fuck off outta our court ya mong cunts"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H8zbEgfP Thu 04 May 2017 15:04:19 No.8527 Report

Quoted By:

>>8309

I'll have to pass these around with my inner circle of friends and try to breathe new life into it here in America.

Americans these days jump on any opportunity to be profane, especially if they are under the impression that what they're saying is exotic or deep.

Example: everyone saying "fascist."

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