>>3009144Only okay if you're not a single dad. Then you gotta do "mom" things with her which is gay as fuck.
I'd love to be a strong, whisky drinking father figure to a blossoming woman, setting a golden exemplar of masculinity that no man in her life will ever be able to match to.
The sweat on his face as he comes up in his tuxedo ready to take her to the prom as I menacingly inquire if his "intentions are pure".
Know that if he does try to bonk my daughter he'll be so afraid I'll rip his lungs out of him with my bare hands that he'll be flaccid. HAHA!
Asking her boyfriend to come on my yacht, and constantly make everything seem like a thinly veiled threat.
Tapping on his window on nights my daughter is there, and not there making the "I see you" gesture in the shadows.
Playing the Psycho soundtrack on loud speakers while he's at work.
And eventually seeing him in the sanitarium, screaming as he sees my smiling face.
Yeah having a daughter is okay if you don't need to do faggy mom shit.
