I’m very strict about what my kids can and can’t watch. I’ve heard that Adventure Time was one of those kid shows that adults would enjoy, so I binge watched it over the weekend and loved it.
But I’m wondering if it’s OK for my kids to watch it. I don’t want them introduced to any degenerate poz like gay, trans, miscegenation, promiscuity, nihilism, reverses gender roles, etc.
I’m suspicious that the show might be poz because, off the top of Munich head:
1. Every damn girl is a strong, smart, independent “princess”. The hero, Finn, never gets the girl (Princess Bubblegum) and he’s quite pathetic compared to her and his other crushes (Fire Princess, e.g.).
2. Grandma-voiced Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are fucking creepy in a sexually deviant sort of way, always doing gross PDA (personal display of affection for those whose parents were poorfags and didn’t send you to private school). I think tree trunks evens get implicitly bukaked multiple times by aliens in one of the later seasons.
3. Finn is brave, but in a dorky and nihilistic way. He’s obviously only a video game inspired characateur of what a hero should be — his end result only being to amass a ton of Jew gold and then go spend it on absolute degeneracy in the Wildberry Kingdom. Jake gets real Jewish in that episode as well, waking a husband and wife up at night and playing a game with them to see how much gold they can eat.
4. Ice King and Marceline backstory is a littler too dark and nihilistic for a kid. Again with the nihilism in this show.
5. Jake is the worst example of parenthood. He’d rather chill with Jake amen play video games than actually raise his children with his gook wife Lady. Then Kim Kil Whan turns into a super-Jew rent-seeker somehow and starts to treat JAKE as the child.
6. Did I mention Jake had an implicitly gook wife? His children are implicitly interracial muts.

Little sayings like pic related make the show watchable, but would just go over a kids head.