It's happening!
According to REPUTABLE SOURCES...
>inb4 sauce
... Gromel KLUMPFT will eat turkey which may cause
>MEAT SWEATS
Leading to his phone slipping from his
>TINY HANDS
and descending the world into a period of chaos as we no longer have
>Trump Tweets
to trigger us so we actually , for just a moment, have to start figuring out our own problems.
Not good! Impeach!