/bant/ - International/Random

Captain, I'd like to submit a formal request to land on the nearest mutt outpost to hire a more diverse crew. The current crew is way too h*man and that is not okay. I feel like jettisoning them out the airlock would improve the general feeling of the current people of space (PoS) in the crew by 67%.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:09:19 No.3029185 Report

Quoted By: >>3029226 >>3029440 >>3029595

>>3029139
Oh wait nvm I'm pretty sure it's death
>>3029167
We have a A.I and a squid person but I guess we can get more
I'm going to have to ask the other crew members

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:12:18 No.3029226 Report

Quoted By: >>3029333 >>3029512

>>3029185
Oh wait they say we can't have more outta luck my friend

Chief Diversity Officer

Chief Diversity Officer ID:z89qZZQs Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:23:49 No.3029333 Report

Quoted By: >>3029357 >>3029460

>>3029226
*You hear me cursing all human males as I walk off*

Anonymous

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>>3029333

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:33:58 No.3029408 Report

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so um
whuts happening still?
are we still in the enemy fembot ship?
>is still munching on popcorn

Weapons officer

Weapons officer ID:0FeLGZgF Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:37:38 No.3029440 Report

Quoted By: >>3029474

>>3029185
Thats a no from me. Unless they are either a bird or female.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:39:32 No.3029460 Report

Quoted By: >>3029481

>>3029167
>>3029333
>hiring people from amerimutt outposts
>basically hiring aliens that are contagious with amerimutt bacteria and want to eat the entire universe

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:40:35 No.3029474 Report

Quoted By: >>3029495

>>3029440
>unless they are either bird or female
>bird
what

Chief Diversity Officer

Chief Diversity Officer ID:z89qZZQs Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:41:19 No.3029481 Report

Quoted By:

>>3029460
Not all mutts you fucking shitlord.

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Weapons officer ID:0FeLGZgF Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:42:43 No.3029495 Report

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>>3029474
Don't tell me you don't like birds. They're great.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:44:39 No.3029512 Report

Quoted By: >>3030163

>>3029226
so we are still in the fembot ship?

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Tue 21 Nov 2017 23:55:21 No.3029595 Report

Quoted By:

>>3029139
>>3029185
wow
190 billion
das a lotta dead lolis

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:32:23 No.3030106 Report

Quoted By: >>3030171

well shit
guess this thread is already dead

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:pVIIRNpC Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:39:32 No.3030163 Report

Quoted By: >>3030322

>>3029512
i believe they got killed a plenty.
*scoops remnants of popcorn bag into mouth hungrily*

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:pVIIRNpC Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:40:12 No.3030171 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030106
sir its not all fun and games in space. what with the endless vacuum and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ca+0JW/B Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:41:11 No.3030185 Report

Quoted By:

can we go back in time and give the Byzantines 1700's cannons so they can obliterate the Turks????

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 00:53:46 No.3030322 Report

Quoted By: >>3030693

>>3030163
HEY THATS MY FUCKIN POPCORN

Field General

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Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:24:32 No.3030693 Report

Quoted By: >>3030727 >>3031772

>>3030322
I'll run exposition to get us onto the same page:

There was a big fight on the fembot ships as they fell out of the sky's. All the robots ground forces were either killed through suicide or just fucking exploded. After the battleship we were on took heavy damages we ran into its hanger where a t-y73 corvette was landed. We stole it and got out, most of us confused about what happened on board that ship except for the captain. The ships in orbit hit the planet's surface and exploded, creating the planet's archipelagious nature and killing a fuck ton of lolis. We are in orbit of this carnage. The planet is covered in fire and smoke. Steam is erupting from previously hidden underground lakes.

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:28:02 No.3030727 Report

Quoted By: >>3030744

>>3030693
I need to buy a new helmet. I don't like you guys seeing my uncomfortably blue eyes.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:30:03 No.3030744 Report

Quoted By: >>3030763

>>3030727
dont worry
you can cover your eyes with this
>hands you popcorn bag

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:31:17 No.3030763 Report

Quoted By: >>3030787

>>3030744
*muffled*
Better

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:33:07 No.3030787 Report

Quoted By: >>3030817

>>3030763
so...
hmm
where do we go now?
back to headquarters?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:34:40 No.3030806 Report

Quoted By: >>3030853

*Wake up*
(Also im finally back from my pilgrimage)

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:35:17 No.3030817 Report

Quoted By: >>3030836 >>3030893

>>3030787
We're in orbit of a recently destroyed /c/. Oddly enough this is exactly how it looked when it happened in the past timeline, so I guess this always happened?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:36:10 No.3030836 Report

Quoted By: >>3030849 >>3030878

>>3030817
Hello general
*Salutes*
What happened?
(Pauly here,had to do some shit this weekend)

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:37:09 No.3030849 Report

Quoted By: >>3030867

I'm back
>>3030836
Sup Pauly we did some time traveling

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:37:22 No.3030853 Report

Quoted By: >>3030872 >>3030887

>>3030806
... Welcome... We're the new crew of this ship.

Talking about this ship it looks pretty high tech. Also rip my tank. It's down there somewhere. *points at a large flame*

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:38:08 No.3030867 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030849
Who's pauly?
(Gonna let pauly lay low just for one thread)
Hmmm can you be more specific?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:38:59 No.3030872 Report

Quoted By: >>3030898

>>3030853
Could the AI do a ship scan?
I would like to know what we have

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:39:22 No.3030878 Report

Quoted By: >>3030887 >>3030911 >>3030913

>>3030836
Uhh, we're all promoted and we've lost everything that wasn't on us. And I guess the promotion doesn't matter any more since /bant/ hasn't even been made yet in this timeline

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:40:06 No.3030887 Report

Quoted By: >>3030919

>>3030853
Cool also what happened
>>3030878
Wait what? Explain

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:40:30 No.3030893 Report

Quoted By: >>3030909 >>3030919

>>3030817
.... well shit
uhhh
anyways... lets just head back to the bant headquarters planet
>whispers
>"also we still need to know why Otto's ex time traveled along with fembots"

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:40:45 No.3030898 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030872
OK sir! I'm syncing up to these new systems now.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:41:40 No.3030909 Report

Quoted By: >>3030948

>>3030893
I think they used her so that I would be in shock so badly they can just kill me

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:41:51 No.3030911 Report

Quoted By: >>3030927

>>3030878
silly field general
in this timeline bant was bombing fembots on /c/, so it still exists

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:41:55 No.3030913 Report

Quoted By: >>3030925

>>3030878
This is truly worrysome general
We need to find a way to go back
I still got shit to do
*Shows you my club penguin signature*
It expires in one week

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:42:22 No.3030919 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030887
>>3030893
Bant is a young empire created when there was a rebellion in pol. It just doesn't exist yet. We're the only bant in the universe

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:42:51 No.3030925 Report

Quoted By: >>3030945 >>3030948

>>3030913
We have squid kid
I will just ask him to help us

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:43:07 No.3030927 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030911
Sorry sir...

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:44:19 No.3030945 Report

Quoted By: >>3030970

>>3030925
Ok sir. We still have to save /c/ in the future so we can return to our timeline or something

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:yrGT48ve Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:44:20 No.3030946 Report

Quoted By:

Releasing sewage. Turn wipers on.

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:44:25 No.3030948 Report

Quoted By: >>3030970

>>3030909
Admiral we must go back to the present as soon as possible
Lingering in here any longer could possibly destroy the universe
>>3030925
This is far more important than a single teleportation
I'm afraid that the only way to go back is jumping on the same time warp that brought us here
I'll need to study for when the next one appears,while I don't lay low and don't talk to anyone from the past

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:45:31 No.3030961 Report

Quoted By: >>3030971

WHY DOES TIME TRAVEL ALWAYS FUCK UP THE PLOT OF ALL STORIES

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:46:31 No.3030970 Report

Quoted By: >>3030998 >>3031033 >>3031039

>>3030945
>>3030948
*Squid kid time traveled us her-a bright light appears as we all teleport to a different planet*
I think we're on krieg I think we're finding field generals childhood

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:46:32 No.3030971 Report

Quoted By: >>3031010

>>3030961
We can't change anything that its happening
One minor interference could destroy the universe

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:48:50 No.3030998 Report

Quoted By: >>3031006

>>3030970
i think i was just a little baby when during this time period...

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:49:30 No.3031006 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030998
No duh

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:49:56 No.3031010 Report

Quoted By: >>3031030 >>3031039

>>3030971
Sir I don't think that's how it works in this universe. Everything we've done has already effected the past, we caused /c/ to be an archipelago and everything we've done has already been accounted for. We're fine, just as long as we don't meet ourselves.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:51:11 No.3031030 Report

Quoted By: >>3031070

>>3031010
Hey I think I found you younger self
*points to some popular kid*

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:51:56 No.3031033 Report

Quoted By: >>3031064 >>3031071

>>3030970
... I was born in a cryovat with millions of identical brothers sir. Also we're now in another plain of existence. Wait... This could be bad...

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:52:15 No.3031039 Report

Quoted By: >>3031071

>>3030970
Admiral you need to see this
*Shows you the next time portal*
It is going to happen right here
*Points to /pol/ homeworld*
The worst part is that it's going to happen in less than 2 hours
>>3031010
Oh No
Then it is far worse than i expected
When we go back to our time,the two pasts will converge and will create an unprecedented armageddon
We need to go back to the future now,unless we make things far worse than it already is

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:53:05 No.3031064 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031033
the fucks a cryovat?

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:54:03 No.3031070 Report

Quoted By: >>3031083

>>3031030
Holy shit is that actually Krieg?!?! Fucking hell get out of here before we get shot out of the sky for using heretical technology

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:54:04 No.3031071 Report

Quoted By: >>3031090 >>3031093

>>3031033
I know we're trying to keep you safe from the bots
>>3031039
I'm a Demigod I think I know how time travel works

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:55:01 No.3031083 Report

Quoted By: >>3031095 >>3031106 >>3031111

>>3031070
Why is you younger kid making out with a random girl?
Oh shit there about to do it
COVER YOUR EYES

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:55:34 No.3031090 Report

Quoted By: >>3031116

>>3031071
Squid kid. Do you know the danger here. You are nothing compared to some things in this galaxy. You ever heard of a phycer?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:55:42 No.3031093 Report

Quoted By: >>3031116 >>3031121

>>3031071
Then you know how important it is to leave this timeline before it becomes unstable and starts devouring everything in its path

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:56:03 No.3031095 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031083
what?
WAITWHA-
FIELD GENERAL WHAT THE FUCK

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:56:57 No.3031106 Report

Quoted By: >>3031116 >>3031120 >>3031147

>>3031083
Stop shiting around Kriegsmen don't even have genitalia. We'd get shot for suspicious of doing that.

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:57:29 No.3031111 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031083
Heh,I'm already blind

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:57:53 No.3031116 Report

Quoted By: >>3031130 >>3031161

>>3031090
>>3031090
I one destroyed a entire realm
>>3031093
Nope
>>3031106
Oh that's must be some random kid then
Where do we find you?

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:58:11 No.3031120 Report

Quoted By: >>3031147

>>3031106
>Kriegsman dont even have genitalia
THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES THE-
oh wait
cryovats?

Field General

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Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:58:14 No.3031121 Report

Quoted By: >>3031133 >>3031142

>>3031093
We're in another universe. It seriously doesn't matter. But holy shit, Krieg?

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:58:56 No.3031130 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031116
>i once destroyed an entire realm
what

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:59:06 No.3031133 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031121
MY SUBSCRIPTION ENDS IN ONE WEEK
WE NEED TO GO BACK TO OUR UNIVERSE NOW
AAAAAAAAAAA

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:59:40 No.3031142 Report

Quoted By: >>3031156 >>3031185

>>3031121
Ok so I'm getting this weird feeling to teleport somewhere so
*teleports with all of you*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 01:59:52 No.3031147 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031106
>>3031120
wait
wait
field general doesnt have a dick?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:00:43 No.3031156 Report

Quoted By: >>3031183

>>3031142
TELEPORT US HOME YOU CUNT
*Points my bolter at you*
NOW

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:01:30 No.3031161 Report

Quoted By: >>3031183

>>3031116
Probably in some training camp somewhere. Also you have no idea how fucked we are if we're knowticed by the warp, God forbid the God emperor of mankind.

*a ship alarm goes off*

Ahhhhhh fuck. Prepare for anti ship batterys.

Anonymous

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Quoted By:

Intruder alert, hel.....

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:03:07 No.3031183 Report

Quoted By: >>3031197 >>3031198 >>3031208

>>3031156
*breaks Bolger with his powers*
I will get you a new membership
>>3031161
We already teleported away
We're in some type of place
I think we're in the place where the fembots teleport and time travel

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:03:23 No.3031185 Report

Quoted By: >>3031198

>>3031142
Where are we going now you Shitlord. You better get stuck in a warps storm.

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:04:29 No.3031197 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031183
AAAAAAAA
TELEPORT US TO COMBAT
I NEED TO KILL
ALSO GIVE ME A NEW BOLTER

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:04:29 No.3031198 Report

Quoted By: >>3031231

>>3031185
this>>3031183
Well I believe we should destroy this entire place so the fembots stop fucking around with time

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:05:34 No.3031208 Report

Quoted By: >>3031243

>>3031183
You're a really shitty quazi human being. One of these days I'm going to find your eldrich monstrosity of a mother. That is if I don't evaporate in her presence. When you get a 100% shagothian being reality starts to break.

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:07:06 No.3031231 Report

Quoted By: >>3031258

>>3031198
I'm down with that but I'll let you know you're the next priority. Also how are we planning to do that? I mean Kizuna could explode them all, or you could. But I feel that's not the plan

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:07:52 No.3031243 Report

Quoted By: >>3031316 >>3031323

>>3031208
Good she is a burden to me
DesTroY TheM
DestRoY tHe UniVerSe
Bitch won't get off my back

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:08:58 No.3031258 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031231
We have to destroy the gate keeper first

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:12:51 No.3031316 Report

Quoted By: >>3031341

>>3031243
Ehh, after you get over the whole "goals so large and conviluded it can drive a man insane just to attempt to comprehend" they're actually pretty cool guys mostly. Mostly... Anyway I've met a few after a large crusade into a dungeon of endless horrors and they just kinda gave us sandwiches and stuff. Also John exploded. Heh.

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:13:22 No.3031323 Report

Quoted By: >>3031345

>>3031243
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Breaks the ship wall*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Starts Killing everyone on that planet*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Gtg)

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:15:11 No.3031341 Report

Quoted By: >>3031366

>>3031316
Oh shit gate keeper is not coming
Tell kizuma to activate this corny hydrogen bomb and let's get the fuck out

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:15:28 No.3031345 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031323
*walks over to hole*
Huh. Rip him. Again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3eLdPiP+ Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:15:34 No.3031349 Report

Quoted By: >>3031365

Our female crew seem to be getting blacked, who let nigggers on board?

KKKommander Kyklos

KKKommander Kyklos ID:T3T3yHNg Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:16:41 No.3031365 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031349
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Goes back to ship after having killed every single person on the planet below*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Starts killing all niggers and used goods*

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:16:52 No.3031366 Report

Quoted By: >>3031387 >>3031401

>>3031341
Ehh, ok. Aren't hydrogen bombs like really outdated or whatever? Pttth, I won't question it.

KIZUNA TURN ON THE BOMB THINGY

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:17:59 No.3031387 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031366
Ok sir
*hydrogen bomb armed*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:18:50 No.3031401 Report

Quoted By: >>3031519

>>3031366
It's a cirno hydro bomb
+teleports back home*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:28:44 No.3031519 Report

Quoted By: >>3031537

>>3031401
wait what?
you mean that bomb that basically freezes entire planets?

Ahmed

Ahmed ID:5tFvpQZW Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:30:00 No.3031534 Report

Quoted By:

Allahu ackbar
*KABOOOM*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:30:06 No.3031537 Report

Quoted By: >>3031577

>>3031519
Yes

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:34:01 No.3031577 Report

Quoted By: >>3031592

>>3031537
So where are we now kid. Btw do you have a name it's annoying saying "squid kid" all the time. You can decide as you have the cognitive ability.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:35:19 No.3031592 Report

Quoted By: >>3031622

>>3031577
Were back home 1 day before the massive demigod fight and I don't have a name

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:38:37 No.3031622 Report

Quoted By: >>3031651

>>3031592
Do you want one. If you don't give yourself one I will.

Also we just have to stop the Admiral from going into that room where the ritual is.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:40:42 No.3031651 Report

Quoted By: >>3031679 >>3031683

>>3031622
Really?
Also dad knows not to be that stupid
Excuse me I need to quickly do somthing
*goes into A.I room*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:44:39 No.3031679 Report

Quoted By: >>3031747

>>3031651
*Writes a sorry note and teleports away*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:44:45 No.3031683 Report

Quoted By: >>3031710

>>3031651
... where are your parents from exactly?

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:47:18 No.3031710 Report

Quoted By: >>3031752 >>3031764 >>3031840

>>3031683
I don't know where the Admiral is but give me a high quality pistol, some techion, a mini fridge, 20$ and a long range fighter and I'll find it's "mother".

Kizuna

Kizuna ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:51:00 No.3031747 Report

Quoted By: >>3031798

>>3031679
*reads note*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:51:17 No.3031752 Report

Quoted By: >>3031764 >>3031823

>>3031710
..... do you want squid kid to kill us?
actually wait
i think squid kid is fine with his mom being gone...
but dont kill his dad though
>gives you my pistol, techion and shit, mini fridge with 10 bottles of beer in it, 20 (you)'s, and an aussie hunter sniper

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:52:18 No.3031764 Report

Quoted By: >>3031823

>>3031710
*gives out all of those stuff*
>>3031752
I'm his dad and he respects me as well as pauly

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:53:25 No.3031772 Report

Quoted By:

>>3030693
TIME TO INVEST IN GEOTHERMAL ENERGY

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:56:05 No.3031798 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031747
What's on it?

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 02:59:14 No.3031823 Report

Quoted By: >>3031855 >>3031873

>>3031764
>>3031752
*takes the rights to all these things*
Huh. I guess I'll go to the pick up spot and get to work next time I have a break. Eldrich hunting is fun.

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:pVIIRNpC Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:00:43 No.3031840 Report

Quoted By: >>3031865

>>3031710
*kicks a metal framed cart in the direction of the field general with a fan display of a high powered pistol some techion whatever that is a disgusting ball with 20$ printed on some of it.* The long range fighters in the back so whenever yo shits poppin' homes!

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:02:45 No.3031855 Report

Quoted By: >>3031887

>>3031823
*waves you goodbye*

Field General

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Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:03:38 No.3031865 Report

Quoted By: >>3031883 >>3031890 >>3031897 >>3031952

>>3031840
Ayyyyyyyyy. Also we're in a new ship now. The other one blew the fuck up. Where are we btw?

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:04:10 No.3031873 Report

Quoted By: >>3031895

>>3031823
are you a slipgate ranger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:odHR+mQc Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:04:48 No.3031883 Report

Quoted By: >>3031895

>>3031865
(Let me guess, it was the engines that caught on fire the other thread?)

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:04:58 No.3031887 Report

Quoted By: >>3031894

>>3031855
Oh. Ok then. Didn't expect to be going now. *equipments gear*
I'ma start preparing the fighter

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:05:15 No.3031890 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031865
You go get that bitch I believe in you

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:05:49 No.3031894 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031887
Oh ok then well I'm going to go get a beer

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:05:50 No.3031895 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031883
Nope, demigod fight
>>3031873
Maybe

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:06:16 No.3031897 Report

Quoted By: >>3031912 >>3031926

>>3031865
wait
...................wheres our cruiser's mascot?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:07:48 No.3031912 Report

Quoted By: >>3031938

>>3031897
I got it
I put it inside A,I room as the present beside the sorry note

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:08:50 No.3031926 Report

Quoted By: >>3031941 >>3031945

>>3031897
Fuck...

*the fighter starts spooling*
Eyy, it's working now
*climbs into cockpit, places mini fridge and starts preparing for launch*
BTW I just needed the 20$ to fill the fridge.
*ship launches*
*over comms*

Cya guys

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:10:41 No.3031938 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031912
oh
>looks at legs
.... but gemboi is currently trying to gnaw off my legs right now
also
i still need a new left hand
can anyone here make a cybernetic hand or genetically grow a new one?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:pVIIRNpC Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:10:56 No.3031941 Report

Quoted By: >>3031948

>>3031926
*stands watching through a viewing window bay holding a hand to block the sunlight blocking the view*-wheres he going?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aw1+RT8H Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:11:38 No.3031943 Report

Quoted By: >>3031955

>>3029055
*fucks a sheep in the bathroom*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:12:03 No.3031945 Report

Quoted By: >>3031959

>>3031926
HEYHEYHEYHEY
WAIT FOR ME
I AINT GONNA LEAVE ANYONE ON A MISSION BY THEMSELVES
>quickly jumps onto fighter ship before it closes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EeDBN/4u Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:12:11 No.3031946 Report

Quoted By: >>3031970

>>3029055
Captain leaf, I believe we could use extra security so I bought a few of these.

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:12:18 No.3031948 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031941
*over comms*
Trade secret

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:pVIIRNpC Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:12:55 No.3031952 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031865
ahh the new ship. good job the old one exploded. i guess. was probably some cool escape procedure involving a lot of running and pipes bursting while people scrambled for the escape pods. I just miss some of this stuff somehow. too much procrastinating i say!

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:12:58 No.3031955 Report

Quoted By: >>3031968

>>3031943
why is there even a sheep on the ship anyways?

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:13:15 No.3031959 Report

Quoted By: >>3031962

>>3031945
*fighter slows*
With all do respect sir I've done this before and the ship needs a leader

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:13:46 No.3031962 Report

Quoted By: >>3031970 >>3031981

>>3031959
ah
Otto is already on that ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aw1+RT8H Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:14:34 No.3031968 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031955
I bribed the captain so I could bring it along.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:14:43 No.3031970 Report

Quoted By: >>3031976 >>3031981

>>3031946
Oh cool seems like they could Be useful
>>3031962
Nope
*hopes on board the fighter*
Let's go now

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:15:52 No.3031976 Report

Quoted By: >>3031989

>>3031970
WAIT ADMIRAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK AFTER THE OTHER SHIP

Field General

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Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:16:44 No.3031981 Report

Quoted By: >>3031989 >>3031992

>>3031962
>>3031970
Well one of you has to stay. Also. The vanguard can take a maximum of 2 people.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:17:29 No.3031989 Report

Quoted By: >>3032006

>>3031976
Nope
>>3031981
That's me let's go now

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:18:05 No.3031992 Report

Quoted By: >>3032000 >>3032006

>>3031981
welp
>kicks Admiral Otto out of the shipand into the other ship

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:19:15 No.3032000 Report

Quoted By: >>3032015 >>3032023

>>3031992
*order squid kid to teleport you out of the ship so I can stay on*

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:19:46 No.3032006 Report

Quoted By:

>>3031989
>>3031992
*I look at you to fighting, leaning on the console*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:20:44 No.3032015 Report

Quoted By: >>3032023 >>3032032

>>3032000
but squid kid already teleported
yknow what i can just try and fit in into the cargo part of the fighter
>crawls inside the small storage space

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:22:06 No.3032023 Report

Quoted By: >>3032032

>>3032015
>>3032000
... Well who are we leaving in charge then. Kizuna? Because that sounds like the opposite of a good idea

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:odHR+mQc Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:22:26 No.3032026 Report

Quoted By: >>3032043 >>3032055 >>3032082

A bad case of the stomach flu has broke out on the main ship! The sickbay is filled with patients vomiting like pic related.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:23:18 No.3032032 Report

Quoted By: >>3032055 >>3032059

>>3032015
*squid kid shrinks you*
He teleported out of the room so kizmua did not have to see him
>>3032023
Best idea
Or we can leave squid kid in charge
Squid kid is offfical in charge while we are away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZkKovy1M Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:23:20 No.3032033 Report

Quoted By: >>3032055

i spy with my little eye
something that begins with s

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:24:13 No.3032043 Report

Quoted By: >>3032082

>>3032026
*takes pill & ginger ale*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:25:29 No.3032055 Report

Quoted By: >>3032068 >>3032082

>>3032032
ah shit
fine
ill be the one to stay on the other ship
>>3032026
ah shit
wheres Dr. Hukto when you need him?
>>3032033
space?

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:25:49 No.3032059 Report

Quoted By: >>3032075 >>3032082

>>3032032
Sir..? I think you should stay... You are the Admiral. Your duty is to stay with the ship, more so than the captain. If I'm going to be completely honest I think you both should stay

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:26:31 No.3032068 Report

Quoted By: >>3032082

>>3032055
OK sir.

I'll leave when the final verdict is decided

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:26:55 No.3032075 Report

Quoted By: >>3032091

>>3032059
but i dont want to leave you on this mission by yourself
this is a dangerous mission that you are doing

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:27:32 No.3032082 Report

Quoted By: >>3032102 >>3032113 >>3032137

>>3032026
Oh shit
Start flying this thing so we don't have to deal with it
>>3032055
Wanted squid kid in charge though
>>3032043
Suicide
>>3032059
>>3032068
Yeah but that bitch impregnated me so I deserve to kill her with you

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:28:05 No.3032091 Report

Quoted By: >>3032113

>>3032075
That's a matter of perspective. I've done this before you know

Field General

Field General ID:RnS/h4fI Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:28:53 No.3032102 Report

Quoted By: >>3032109 >>3032123

>>3032082
Aye aye sir.
*we leave again*

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:29:31 No.3032109 Report

Quoted By: >>3032123

>>3032102
*Opens a bottle of vodka*
This is gonna be fun

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:29:53 No.3032113 Report

Quoted By:

>>3032082
>>3032091
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>breathe in
alright, i will stay behind. I am confident that you can do this mission without dying.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:30:32 No.3032123 Report

Quoted By: >>3032152

>>3032109
>>3032102
bye guys
make sure that you dont die

Tim Heidecker

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Tim Heidecker ID:W1Y+F47N Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:31:04 No.3032126 Report

Quoted By: >>3032152 >>3032154 >>3032156

>>3029167
STOP ONLY HIRING N-N--NIIIIIGGGGEERRRSSS!!!!!
ALL WE HAVE NOW IS DUMB COMMUNIST CUNTS, GOATFUCKING MUSLIMS, AND STINKY NIGGERS!
REEEEEEEE

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:32:14 No.3032137 Report

Quoted By:

>>3032082
nope, it was a antibiotic

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:33:29 No.3032152 Report

Quoted By: >>3032157 >>3032232

>>3032123
We will try
>>3032126
Msg of us are white I believe and we don't allow blacks because of
'Past situations'

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:33:43 No.3032154 Report

Quoted By: >>3032232

>>3032126
/POL/ SPY
*points pistol*

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

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Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:33:50 No.3032156 Report

Quoted By: >>3032165 >>3032232

>>3032126
i dont even know why we even have a diversity officer

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:33:51 No.3032157 Report

Quoted By:

>>3032152
*most

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:gWB46kyh Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:34:23 No.3032165 Report

Quoted By: >>3032232

>>3032156
Wait why do we?
I blame the A.I

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker ID:W1Y+F47N Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:42:04 No.3032232 Report

Quoted By: >>3032333 >>3032427

>>3032152
>>3032154
>>3032156
>>3032165
OK I'm caught, just, don't mess up my face when you kill me, I want my wife, her sons and the bull to have an open casket for me.
>begins crying and pissing pants
I miss you Tyrone! You take care of my wife!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:50:10 No.3032333 Report

Quoted By: >>3032342

>>3032232
dammit
i knew tyrone
stole my gf during highschool
fucking tyrone man

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:51:01 No.3032342 Report

Quoted By:

>>3032333
shit
nametag fell off
>applies duct-tape to nametag

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:T1yZMSui Wed 22 Nov 2017 03:58:17 No.3032427 Report

Quoted By:

>>3032232
Sorry, we don't waste rounds of skulking cowards like you
*points you to the nearest airlock

Chief engineering officer - Drew Willis

Chief engineering officer - Drew Willis ID:zqywJK9z Wed 22 Nov 2017 05:54:48 No.3033266 Report

Quoted By: >>3033280 >>3033795

>>3029055
To all engineering personnel, let it be known that whoever thought it was funny to "refuel" the E-Deck Fusion Reactor with Gasoline is officially on my shit list.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 05:58:00 No.3033280 Report

Quoted By: >>3033338

>>3033266
ah shit
what happened to the reactor?

Chief engineering officer - Drew Willis

Chief engineering officer - Drew Willis ID:zqywJK9z Wed 22 Nov 2017 06:07:58 No.3033338 Report

Quoted By: >>3033372

>>3033280
Fortunately I noticed what was going on when I heard the Gas boiling, so there's good news and bad news. The good news is the reactor just needs maintenance before it's operational again, shouldn't take too long. The bad news is that there's now gasoline Vapour in the Non-Fusable containment system. My advice, if you smell something that ain't Man-Sweat and/or Cum-Rags, get far away and for the love of god don't go for a crafty smoke behind the captains back. Vapes included Dave, you hipster faggot.

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06

Captain Of Cruiser B4NT-06 ID:wkewd4Mw Wed 22 Nov 2017 06:13:44 No.3033372 Report

Quoted By:

>>3033338
man, fuck dave
i bet he was the one that did it

Janitor Jesús

Janitor Jesús ID:6OfraWgP Wed 22 Nov 2017 08:24:57 No.3033795 Report

Quoted By:

>>3033266
Oh, my bad.

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