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Anonymous ID:V3Wd9aql Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:05:08 No.3033930 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3033939 >>3033941 >>3033948 >>3033954 >>3034191 >>3034254 >>3034285 >>3034404 >>3034968 >>3034971 >>3035976 >>3036503

All your dreams come true, but only if you open this door
would you ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBIsoyNc Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:05:49 No.3033932 Report

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i'd do it for free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jpZL3Ahm Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:06:45 No.3033936 Report

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>What are gloves?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gwjfNJb7 Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:06:56 No.3033939 Report

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>>3033930
>implying I couldn't open it without cutting myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s7VGbAI6 Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:07:06 No.3033941 Report

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>>3033930
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9EIjKsI/ Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:07:54 No.3033944 Report

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of fucking course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N3KUG8ej Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:08:56 No.3033948 Report

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>>3033930
If you grab the knife correctly you can easily turn it without cutting yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bxw85lxq Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:09:27 No.3033950 Report

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I just pull it aside since its a sliding door

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s7VGbAI6 Wed 22 Nov 2017 09:10:38 No.3033954 Report

Quoted By: >>3034626

>>3033930
what about this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VNC14W9J Wed 22 Nov 2017 10:17:24 No.3034191 Report

Quoted By: >>3034585

>>3033930
IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT
ONE OPPORTUNITY
TO SEIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
IN ONE MOMENT
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT?
OR JUST LET IT SLIP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fW67kS9K Wed 22 Nov 2017 10:27:52 No.3034254 Report

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>>3033930
Just grab its sides from underneath and pull down lol, but if that doesn’t work, I’ll just a piece of sturdy cloth and pull down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ld6xi2km Wed 22 Nov 2017 10:31:50 No.3034285 Report

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>>3033930
I wouldn't even knock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Htkavz6x Wed 22 Nov 2017 10:34:42 No.3034404 Report

Quoted By: >>3034599

>>3033930
This is just bad, what if my dream is i can't be harmed by knives?!? huh?!? did you think of that? of course not! That's why you fail...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WwGYyIkK Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:00:40 No.3034585 Report

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>>3034191
The kind of people that idolize that song are always fucking losers that will never amount to anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WwGYyIkK Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:02:38 No.3034599 Report

Quoted By: >>3034612

>>3034404
Then once you've opened the door you can't be harmed by knives.
Stop being a greedy fuck wanting your dream to come true without opening the dreams door

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Htkavz6x Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:05:09 No.3034612 Report

Quoted By: >>3034636

>>3034599
Anon....

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lJmzhX5/ Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:06:59 No.3034626 Report

Quoted By: >>3034963

>>3033954
>What is a wet rag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WwGYyIkK Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:08:06 No.3034636 Report

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>>3034612
Yes?
You seem to have confused yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aoX3/tgE Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:37:45 No.3034963 Report

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>>3034626

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:juhYgys3 Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:39:49 No.3034968 Report

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>>3033930
my dream is having all my fingers intact after opening that door

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kb/dHg2q Wed 22 Nov 2017 11:40:55 No.3034971 Report

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>>3033930
Hiking boots nigga, do some stretches and shit so your neckbeard ass can kick above waist level.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cN4VOdQO Wed 22 Nov 2017 13:04:17 No.3035976 Report

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>>3033930
Even assuming I can't open it without cutting my hand, some cuts on my fingers wouldn't deter me from achieving my dream of becoming a cute anime girl!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ftsGzwyL Wed 22 Nov 2017 13:10:21 No.3036144 Report

Quoted By: >>3036545

This a joke?
It's hard to get a wound from a knife with pressure alone, so as long as you don't slide your hand you don't get cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lktfj3nU Wed 22 Nov 2017 14:17:49 No.3036503 Report

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>>3033930
You could just turn upwards instead of turning downwards. Ever think about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N3KUG8ej Wed 22 Nov 2017 14:23:33 No.3036545 Report

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>>3036144
Wait...

I get it now. Knives are illegal in Bongland so the joke is that he won't be able to open the door without a knob he can grab.

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