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>be amerifart
>drink too much alcoholic corn syrup
>go for a drive
>cop shoots me and then asks me to pull over
>get slapped with a DUI
>years later
>try to vacation in Canada
>"I'm sorry sir, but you're too retarded to come over our border"
>mfw permenantly banned from Canada for being American and having a DUI
>drink too much alcoholic corn syrup
>go for a drive
>cop shoots me and then asks me to pull over
>get slapped with a DUI
>years later
>try to vacation in Canada
>"I'm sorry sir, but you're too retarded to come over our border"
>mfw permenantly banned from Canada for being American and having a DUI
