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>be me
>Work at an office
>Take lunch at 1
>3 weeks in someone starts taking my lunch
>Starts small at first, they would just take my Greek yogurt and some apple slices but pretty soon they were taking my lunch and leaving the empty lunch bag in the fridge
>Complained to manager and HR, but nothing really could be done for they did not have cameras in the break room
>Come up with master plan
>Put visine and laxatives in my salad
>Wait and watch
>My manager walks into the office around 2 and says she's not feeling well
>Vomits on her computer soon after
>Fuck yes
>Keeps vomiting and finally shits herself
>Omgasm
>Happy as shit at this point
>She goes to the hospital and doesn't show for work the next day
>At one I take lunch and my lunch was still there
>Sweet
>Go to my desk and eat my salad and get a call from the front desk
>"Hey anon, you have the sheriffs office down here they want to talk to you"
>Tl;Dr my manager told the police she ate my food ("""""by mistake""""") and got ill
>My 18 year old ass told them what I did
>NOW im a felon for poisoning my own lunch
>Spent 366 days in state prison and 4 years on probation after.
>Work at an office
>Take lunch at 1
>3 weeks in someone starts taking my lunch
>Starts small at first, they would just take my Greek yogurt and some apple slices but pretty soon they were taking my lunch and leaving the empty lunch bag in the fridge
>Complained to manager and HR, but nothing really could be done for they did not have cameras in the break room
>Come up with master plan
>Put visine and laxatives in my salad
>Wait and watch
>My manager walks into the office around 2 and says she's not feeling well
>Vomits on her computer soon after
>Fuck yes
>Keeps vomiting and finally shits herself
>Omgasm
>Happy as shit at this point
>She goes to the hospital and doesn't show for work the next day
>At one I take lunch and my lunch was still there
>Sweet
>Go to my desk and eat my salad and get a call from the front desk
>"Hey anon, you have the sheriffs office down here they want to talk to you"
>Tl;Dr my manager told the police she ate my food ("""""by mistake""""") and got ill
>My 18 year old ass told them what I did
>NOW im a felon for poisoning my own lunch
>Spent 366 days in state prison and 4 years on probation after.
