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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:08:49 No.3042295 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3042425 >>3042463 >>3042511 >>3042861 >>3044199 >>3044286 >>3045840 >>3045883 >>3045970

You spawn middle of nowhere in Finland, 50km from closest civilization in random direction.
Could you make it back to peoples?
>HC Edition: In Winter with -25c

You got backback with 2 cans of tuna in oil, Matches, axe and knife

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Anonymous ID:vbxlk2g5 Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:09:28 No.3042304 Report

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fuck that
i'd kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJ3iD+Jf Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:10:24 No.3042313 Report

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cut down a tree but try to make it fall on me so i can die a miserable death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+8DTEiq1 Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:10:30 No.3042314 Report

Quoted By: >>3042340

take off all clothes
lay in snow
die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:14:15 No.3042340 Report

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>>3042314
somehow would expected more from you leafy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s/AL3Z9/ Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:17:21 No.3042362 Report

Quoted By: >>3042410

I wouldn't try to leave. Finland is a beautiful place, I'd just want to explore the forests and play in the snow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F/xF8frS Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:23:00 No.3042406 Report

Quoted By: >>3042449

burn the forest down
when people arrive to put the fires down, burn them too

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:23:28 No.3042410 Report

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>>3042362
Its still a winter with -25c and you are least 50km from closest town, all you got is little food, matches, axe and knife.

I bet that winter wonderland would turn into frozen hell in under 2 hours.
Now find closest civization with just 2 cans of tuna and tools.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RmdgQSx0 Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:24:04 No.3042415 Report

Quoted By: >>3042427 >>3042498

>50km

Lol what is that, 2 miles? Id hike to the nearest city, then punch the first finn I see in the face, and tell him to blow it out his ass!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LbyQ7/XS Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:25:00 No.3042425 Report

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>>3042295
that would be my dream scenario fuck going back to people

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aODGHeuq Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:25:10 No.3042427 Report

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>>3042415
Unironically this to be senpai desu

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:27:19 No.3042449 Report

Quoted By: >>3042477

>>3042406
This isnt Argentina baby, Forrest fires in average 20c summer while 1/4 rainy, and wet every morning.

get the fuck out of here :D

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Anonymous ID:QAQZoq3c Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:29:55 No.3042463 Report

Quoted By: >>3042571

>>3042295
That's like 31 miles. How far can an average adult walk a hour?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F/xF8frS Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:31:51 No.3042477 Report

Quoted By: >>3042524

>>3042449
you don't go out much, right? you live in a continental climate
cool frog btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:35:51 No.3042498 Report

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>>3042415
About 32 miles as the crow flies, just add endless lakes, swamps, and forests.
On that time you better learn to catch food from nature boys. Without a map you can easily made over 100 miles to walk.
Winter is ofc other opinion but gain 120cm snow with frozen lakes and -25c

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YAVg+kRd Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:37:44 No.3042511 Report

Quoted By: >>3042524

>>3042295
use oil and matches to light as big a fire possible and hope someone investigates? maybe get lucky and a helicopter turns up?

or try the hike and probably die

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:39:19 No.3042524 Report

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>>3042477
chances of Forrest fires in these areas are truly none.
>>3042511
you dont have any oil

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 00:46:43 No.3042571 Report

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>>3042463
Easily that amount in a day, but include all swimming/or deep snow and height variation
you simply cant made it without living like our gatherer hunter ancestors did, you need to gain you food from the nature in that trip.

Only braindead would choose winter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E22VRRnO Thu 23 Nov 2017 01:06:00 No.3042739 Report

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live off the land

Finland is a beautiful country

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Anonymous ID:FkofUXE+ Thu 23 Nov 2017 01:14:37 No.3042821 Report

Quoted By: >>3043106

Not from Europe. Amerifag here
Live in Appalachia
I guess if the flora and fauna is similar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hvavok4+ Thu 23 Nov 2017 01:19:30 No.3042861 Report

Quoted By: >>3043126

>>3042295
I could actually, but I will refuse to do it and make my own shelter on the frozen wilderness the finns are welcome to pass by but they better maintain their distance.

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 01:47:12 No.3043106 Report

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>>3042821
Temperate deciduous forest isnt not even close same with ours.
Try Canada

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 01:49:25 No.3043126 Report

Quoted By: >>3044192

>>3042861
So we can grab your frozen body after 6 days and send it back to columbia

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Anonymous ID:hvavok4+ Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:46:03 No.3044192 Report

Quoted By: >>3044216

>>3043126
My body will never be found, even in death i am master hider.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7+yO9YfC Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:47:47 No.3044199 Report

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>>3042295
Yeah. I'd just lay there and wait for the government to give me a paycheck and a place to live.

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:49:13 No.3044216 Report

Quoted By: >>3044281

>>3044192
You know at winter time it wouldn't be such hard job to find your frozen body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QH4e5SP3 Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:50:33 No.3044226 Report

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I have no sense of direction in unfamiliar places. I only know north south east and west because I have mountains near my house

My body would never be found.

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Anonymous ID:Z1JVvEci Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:55:57 No.3044269 Report

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NEET fatass. I'll die. Hopefully soon.

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Anonymous ID:hvavok4+ Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:57:12 No.3044281 Report

Quoted By: >>3044305

>>3044216
Only one way to prove it to you then, i will travel to finland and then die in the frost, if you find my carcass within 1 week since my arrival then i concede victory to you.

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Anonymous ID:ODqTCpiq Thu 23 Nov 2017 03:57:33 No.3044286 Report

Quoted By: >>3044319

>>3042295
Can I bring rööki?

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:00:42 No.3044305 Report

Quoted By: >>3044333

>>3044281
Noo, i dont want read on news how some hikers saw huge group of ravens from far away eating some south american poster.

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:02:33 No.3044319 Report

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>>3044286
obviously, 1liter of your prefer hard drink too

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Anonymous ID:hvavok4+ Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:04:31 No.3044333 Report

Quoted By: >>3044391

>>3044305
Too late, already bought my plane ticket, see you in the news fin.

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Anonymous ID:585NrE3h Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:10:42 No.3044391 Report

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>>3044333
Like Colombian got any money for plane tickets
kek son

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AT8xhrje Thu 23 Nov 2017 04:44:39 No.3044684 Report

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I'd find a horse and kill it, then sleep inside it
then find a bear and kill it, and then eat it
dicaprio did it, so I should be able to, too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yMOlYFyv Thu 23 Nov 2017 07:32:33 No.3045840 Report

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>>3042295
make friends with bears
get accepted into their society
reproduce like a rabbit
slowly push out the local bears

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pgzp7Cgu Thu 23 Nov 2017 07:40:43 No.3045871 Report

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>smell tuna
>stab my self to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DewyP48w Thu 23 Nov 2017 07:44:05 No.3045883 Report

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>>3042295
Sounds like a typical northern winter. I'll just walk home like a normal person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8pM91bBU Thu 23 Nov 2017 07:50:49 No.3045908 Report

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thats rougly 12 hours of walking, wchich is doable in 1 day
the problem would be actually finding people
I imagine that would be a not pleasant death

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Anonymous ID:21DYcFEA Thu 23 Nov 2017 08:10:10 No.3045970 Report

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>>3042295

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Anonymous ID:oXaOJVN9 Thu 23 Nov 2017 08:11:28 No.3045977 Report

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With her farts you can do anything

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