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Quoted By: >>304418
>be me
>last week
>at local bar
>bartender is this tiny ass Jew
>stingy bastard
>one day while I'm arguing with him some nigger looks to me
>nigger says "That's alright, guys, I'll pay for it."
>I'm $3.50 short so that was a fucking miracle
>begin to thank nigger
>all of a sudden I feel bigger for some unknown reason
>next day walk in
>nigger and tiny kike look at me in amazement
>wonder what the fuck is going on
>realize I'm the Loch Ness Monster
>I argued with the kike so then I could feed off of nigger's tree fiddy
>last week
>at local bar
>bartender is this tiny ass Jew
>stingy bastard
>one day while I'm arguing with him some nigger looks to me
>nigger says "That's alright, guys, I'll pay for it."
>I'm $3.50 short so that was a fucking miracle
>begin to thank nigger
>all of a sudden I feel bigger for some unknown reason
>next day walk in
>nigger and tiny kike look at me in amazement
>wonder what the fuck is going on
>realize I'm the Loch Ness Monster
>I argued with the kike so then I could feed off of nigger's tree fiddy
