Help me pick my new custom debit card image. I've tried several times to submit a design, apparently I just suck at picking them. The more absurd the better.

HERE IS WHAT "ISN'T" ALLOWED:
Third-party trademarks, logos, copyrighted materials, advertising and branding.
Name, image and likeness of celebrities, musicians, athletes, entertainers, or other public figures.
Telephone numbers, URLs, account numbers, addresses, or email addresses.
Cartoon characters or artwork that you have not created and/or do not have permission from the copyright owner to use.
Violent, offensive, anti-social, or death imagery – including any other material that could be perceived as violent.
Provocative, lewd, or sexual content – including nude, semi-nude, or partially clothed pictures of people of any age.
Dead animals, including game animals.
Political or religious imagery or text.
Symbols representing money or other content that might result in confusion at the merchant, or that might result in card fraud.
Socially unacceptable or discriminatory behavior or signs. For example, gangs, hatred, drug or alcohol abuse, graffiti, profanity, or other obscene behavior or gestures.