Seriously, why are you not a Russian citizen yet, fellow oldfag?

Imageboard oldfag:
- Hates anime
- Homophobic (reactive)
- Immoral
- Hates the government and the political shill
- Fucked up in the head (optionally: uses drugs/alcohol to soften the consequences)
- Prefers plebeian lifestyle over the patrician one
- Hates going to work, has a very low salary (coz he's working minimum wage)

An average russian citizen:
- Hates anime
- Homophobic (proactive)
- Immoral
- Hates the government and the political shill
- Fucked up in the head (optionally: uses drugs/alcohol to soften the consequences)
- Prefers plebeian lifestyle over the patrician one
- Hates going to work, has a very low salary (coz country's economics suck)