“I’m a fat disgusting slob of a woman.”
-audiences laughs
“ no, I really have drug and alcohol problems. “
- audience continues laughing
“ seriously, I have lots of issues. Issues with my body, issues with my health, issue with my my self-esteem. “
- audience continues laughing, people are clutching her sides.
“Seriously, I’m not a good comedian. I just had my uncle who is the senator talk to some people to give me this gig.”
-audience is cackling, rolling in aisles
“ I tried to be funny because I’m not pretty and I thought Hunor could attract guys. But it turns out I’m not that funny, if I still can’t attract guys. And forget about having things like a great personality, ability to cook, etc. At least I can still fuck great, although most guys want to put a bag over my head.“
-audience still laughing uncontrollably, Audience members with weaker hearts have already died from coronary
“Fuck this life! I don’t care what the rabbi said; there is no God and there is no point to life.” Pulls out gun, shoots self
-audience laughs
