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ITT: we are the crew of a space cruiser

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:01:52 No.3080373 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:02:55 No.3080388 Report

Quoted By: >>3080400

>>3080373
I tried too leaf. i tried

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:03:46 No.3080400 Report

Quoted By: >>3080415 >>3080449

>>3080388
Nice dubs

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:05:30 No.3080415 Report

Quoted By: >>3080449

>>3080400
kudos

S-sir? where is the rest of the crew?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ptCOgZqm Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:05:32 No.3080416 Report

Quoted By: >>3080422 >>3080449

>>3080373
Mi gun go.. skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:06:09 No.3080422 Report

Quoted By: >>3080439

>>3080416
At least we have a gunner

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6j4rjZuG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:08:01 No.3080434 Report

Quoted By: >>3080463 >>3080471 >>3080503

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:08:25 No.3080439 Report

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>>3080422
Yes we do
And I believe the rest of the crew will be coming later I will check back in 10 minutes

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:09:11 No.3080449 Report

Quoted By: >>3080457

>>3080373
>>3080400
Admiral arent you supposed to be with field general right now trying to kill squid kid's parents?
>>3080415
>romania
>>3080416
i guess you are the guy that fires the turrets

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:10:27 No.3080457 Report

Quoted By: >>3080496

>>3080449
I'm using the telephone that's hooked up in here
Also has squid kid done anything
Autistic yet?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:11:02 No.3080463 Report

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>>3080434
did you draw that?
... and is that me getting my shit beaten in with a toolbox?

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:12:15 No.3080471 Report

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>>3080434
That is somthing

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:14:31 No.3080496 Report

Quoted By: >>3080523

>>3080457
well umm
i dont really know what hes doing right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:15:13 No.3080503 Report

Quoted By: >>3080515 >>3080547 >>3080846

>>3080434
HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP
*Tries to put out fires and clean the brains off the floor*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:15:38 No.3080512 Report

Quoted By: >>3080523 >>3080527

Where the white women at

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:15:50 No.3080515 Report

Quoted By: >>3080531 >>3080547

>>3080503
wait
theres a fire?

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:16:31 No.3080523 Report

Quoted By: >>3080547

>>3080496
Go check on kizunas room knowing him he probably did somthing in there
>>3080512
How many times do we have to tell there are none except body pillows

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:16:57 No.3080527 Report

Quoted By: >>3080561

>>3080512
>Where the white women at
well we just landed on a /pol/ colony so i guess plenty of white women here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:17:25 No.3080531 Report

Quoted By: >>3080564

>>3080515
YES CAPTAIN AND ALSO AND A CLOWN AND OH GOD THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:18:34 No.3080547 Report

Quoted By: >>3080558

>>3080523
alright ill go check on kizuna and squid kid
>>3080503
>>3080515
i may as well contact the fire team too

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:19:55 No.3080558 Report

Quoted By: >>3080576

>>3080547
IS THIS BRAIN? WHAT DOES A BRAIN LOOK LIKE? ITS JUST MUSH. OH MY GOD THE SMELL. IT MOVED! IT FUCKING MOVED!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:20:15 No.3080561 Report

Quoted By: >>3080576

>>3080527
Cool, when do we invade?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:20:21 No.3080564 Report

Quoted By: >>3080585

>>3080531
yeah
being beaten in the face repeatedly by a metal box definitely causes a lot of bleeding
speaking of which i may need a towel to wipe my face of all this blood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:21:00 No.3080570 Report

Quoted By: >>3080592 >>3080603

>>3080373
GOD DAMMIT WHO KEEPS USING THE GOD DAMN PLUNGER AND NOT PUTTING IT BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qeC+tkVK Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:21:19 No.3080574 Report

Quoted By: >>3080592

>>3080373
Where the fuck am i? This is not the coffee plantation, reeeeee

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:21:30 No.3080576 Report

Quoted By: >>3080595

>>3080558
what brain?
>loads pistol
>>3080561
dont fucking attack the colony poland
we are trying to help this colony in rebelling against the /pol/ empire

Deckhand Mike

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Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:22:02 No.3080585 Report

Quoted By: >>3080612

>>3080564
HES ALIVE HOLY HELL MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:22:45 No.3080592 Report

Quoted By: >>3080608

>>3080570
not me
>>3080574
how the fuck did you get into this ship?

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:23:04 No.3080595 Report

Quoted By: >>3080605

>>3080576
THE ADMIRALS FUCKING BRAIN BITS SPLATTERED ON THE FLOOR AND WALL... AND CEILING HOLY SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:23:51 No.3080603 Report

Quoted By: >>3080627

>>3080570
Its me, wanna fight boy?

Admial otto

Admial otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:24:06 No.3080605 Report

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>>3080595
I'm not even on the ship
Why do I think squid kid is behind this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qeC+tkVK Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:24:09 No.3080608 Report

Quoted By: >>3080628

>>3080592
I knew selling coffee to LMAOS was a bad idea.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:24:16 No.3080612 Report

Quoted By: >>3080623

>>3080585
dont worry its only a minor nosebleed
i just want to know why the fuck there is a moving brain on the ground
must be an ayy
>shoots brain with explosive round
there, now can you try to contact the fire team now?

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:25:11 No.3080623 Report

Quoted By: >>3080655

>>3080612
i-i am the fire team
*splashes water on the burning room*
Also where did the clown go?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:25:23 No.3080627 Report

Quoted By: >>3080651

>>3080603
blow it out your ass

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:25:39 No.3080628 Report

Quoted By: >>3080643

>>3080608
>doing business with ayy's

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qeC+tkVK Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:26:47 No.3080643 Report

Quoted By: >>3080671

>>3080628
I needed to pay my debts, what do I do now in this ship? I just know how to grow things.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:27:22 No.3080651 Report

Quoted By: >>3080669 >>3080683

>>3080627
fuck you, ill beat your ass if you come near me

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:27:32 No.3080655 Report

Quoted By: >>3080672

>>3080623
he was jetted out of the ventilation pipe and was shot out of the ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:28:46 No.3080669 Report

Quoted By: >>3080683 >>3080703

>>3080651
what, stick a plunger on it?
ill plunge your ass and see what comes out

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:28:57 No.3080671 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080643
well, our coffee supply in this ship is low...
tell ya what, i will let you grow some coffee in the small agricultural garden part of this ship and ill pay you 20 (you)'s a day

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:28:58 No.3080672 Report

Quoted By: >>3080694

>>3080655
Thats good. Now where the fuck is the rest of the crew and should i put this room out or just let it burn the brain bits and vent it into space

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:29:36 No.3080678 Report

Quoted By: >>3080701

also the chef's cat is still stuck in the ventilation.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:29:52 No.3080683 Report

Quoted By: >>3080695

>>3080651
>>3080669
if you guys are going to duke it out, do it outside the ship
i dont want to make the janitor clean up more blood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:30:47 No.3080694 Report

Quoted By: >>3080705

>>3080672
vent it out, don't want to waste fire extinguisher material.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:30:51 No.3080695 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080683
oh god please no more

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:31:13 No.3080701 Report

Quoted By: >>3080723

>>3080678
squid kid pulled the chef's cat out of the vent systems already

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:31:15 No.3080703 Report

Quoted By: >>3080714 >>3080723

>>3080669
Pic related is me boy, I'd woop your ass and we both know it

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:31:18 No.3080705 Report

Quoted By: >>3080723

>>3080694
And who are you sir?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:32:21 No.3080714 Report

Quoted By: >>3080738

>>3080703
holy shit you are fat

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:32:45 No.3080723 Report

Quoted By: >>3080730 >>3080737

>>3080701
he got stuck again because mr mittens is a faggot
>>3080703
at least i can run for a few seconds without my heart beating 300 beats a millisecond
>>3080705
im the engine worker

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:33:24 No.3080730 Report

Quoted By: >>3080745 >>3080756

>>3080723
ah shit
ill get one of the drones to get the cat out

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:33:55 No.3080737 Report

Quoted By: >>3080756

>>3080723
Well thats good. Soooo can you like... drift and stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:34:02 No.3080738 Report

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>>3080714
Im big boned not fat

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:34:37 No.3080745 Report

Quoted By: >>3080763

>>3080730
Don't worry I'm here
I'm not getting the cat out this time also I found this weird looking book in kisumus room
*its here diary*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:35:13 No.3080750 Report

Quoted By: >>3080765 >>3080770 >>3080771

ok, so now that we are now on this colony, we are going to have to make a secret meeting with the colonies' government to plan out a rebellion against the current /pol/ forces inside the colony in order to make the colony independent and on the /bant/ empire's side

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:35:42 No.3080756 Report

Quoted By: >>3080760 >>3080786

>>3080730
well good riddance, his meowing is fucking annoying
>>3080737
no, i just work in the ships engine room and maintain the warp drives

uhhh fuck
the warp drive is on fire again ill be back

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:36:27 No.3080760 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080756
I can help with that!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:36:37 No.3080763 Report

Quoted By: >>3080783

>>3080745
ah dammit
squid kid dont open her fucking diar-
wait
diary?
hold up, let me see this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ptCOgZqm Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:36:50 No.3080765 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080750
pew pew pew

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:36:58 No.3080770 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080750
Only if PDF captain was here he would he,p quite a lot

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:36:58 No.3080771 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080750
ill make some explosives
i had to disarm some after we drove the /pol/tards out of planet 9-HJ778

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:37:13 No.3080775 Report

Quoted By:

name fix

Squid mid

Squid mid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:37:41 No.3080783 Report

Quoted By: >>3080801

>>3080763
*hands you book*
Read it quickly I wanna read it too

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:37:52 No.3080786 Report

Quoted By: >>3080795 >>3080800 >>3080803

>>3080756
AGAIN?

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:39:00 No.3080795 Report

Quoted By: >>3080813 >>3080838

>>3080786
This is not the best ship
Also i kinda ... like... pissed on the warp drive and now its yellow instead of blue

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:2MPglGQe Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:39:33 No.3080800 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080786
Thats pretty suspicious

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:39:39 No.3080801 Report

Quoted By: >>3080823

>>3080783
hold on
...
..........
..................
this diary is just full of numbers and coding and shit

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:39:46 No.3080803 Report

Quoted By: >>3080824

>>3080786
yeah sorry, too much diethylmetheroxythane in the engine condenser

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:40:38 No.3080813 Report

Quoted By: >>3080824

>>3080795
>i kinda like pissed on the warp drive
what in the fuck

Squid mid

Squid mid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:41:35 No.3080823 Report

Quoted By: >>3080852

>>3080801
Wait I have a translator device
*translates it all*
Try reading it now

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:41:38 No.3080824 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080803
hahahah what nigga
>>3080813
IT WAS ON FIRE AND I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE OK? YELLOW ITS A COOL COLOR

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:42:21 No.3080834 Report

Quoted By:

Gehehe

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:42:41 No.3080838 Report

Quoted By: >>3080850 >>3080884

>>3080795
god dammit now it will heat up and the phosphate in the piss will heat up and react with the air to form phosphorus oxide and kill us all

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6j4rjZuG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:43:49 No.3080846 Report

Quoted By: >>3080884

>>3080503
>be me, lizardman space station resident chemist
>request the guy from botanics three big beakers of glicerin... to make lots of soap of course!
>give the clown a smoke bomb loaded with LSD
>he detonates it in the damn bar when everyone is at rest time, the fucking madman
>crawl through the waste pipes when the Head of Security is looking for me, laser pistol in hand
>ask myself what I even wanted to do with the three loads of dinamite I have on me
>tfw I just like explosives because that's what I played with in my planet as a kid
>eventually sneak into medbay and eat two of the monkeys from the biological research department
>turn into a monkey myself because those fuckers had been injecting some weird shit into those monkeys.
>keep wreaking havoc as a monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:44:04 No.3080850 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080838
shit. i knew i shouldnt have had that matchstick smoothie

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:44:12 No.3080852 Report

Quoted By: >>3080860

>>3080823
...
.................
...........................................
...hoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Gemboi

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Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:44:48 No.3080857 Report

Quoted By: >>3080868

Rolls out of pet cage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:44:59 No.3080860 Report

Quoted By: >>3080868

>>3080852
w-what is it?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:46:10 No.3080868 Report

Quoted By: >>3080874 >>3080875 >>3080879

>>3080860
....nope
fuck this shit
>throws diary out of window
>>3080857
GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE GEMBOI

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:46:57 No.3080874 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080868
*quickly rolls into cage*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:47:04 No.3080875 Report

Quoted By: >>3080893

>>3080868
TELL ME WHAT IT WAS OR I LET GEMBOI OUT OF HIS CAGE

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:47:09 No.3080879 Report

Quoted By: >>3080893 >>3081628

>>3080868
*teleports the diary back to your hands*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:47:32 No.3080884 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080838
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
>>3080846
>eat two of the monkeys from the biological research department
>uma delicia.jpg

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:48:21 No.3080893 Report

Quoted By: >>3080902

>>3080879
>>3080875
just read it yourself
>tosses diary

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:48:25 No.3080894 Report

Quoted By: >>3080901 >>3080909 >>3080910 >>3080914 >>3080947 >>3080980

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WARP DRIVE FIRE HAS GROWN AND IT MADE A PORTAL TO THE LIBTARD DIMENSION AND NOW KIKE SPACE LIZARDS ARE COMING OUT SCREAMING
>MUH 6 GORILLION
>GOYGOYGOYGOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WERE ALL GONNA DIE

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:06 No.3080901 Report

Quoted By: >>3080917

>>3080894
Gehehe?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:09 No.3080902 Report

Quoted By: >>3080921

>>3080893
HOLY SHIT. i-it says that... OP is a faggot

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:47 No.3080909 Report

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>>3080894
*pukes on fire to put it out*

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:47 No.3080910 Report

Quoted By: >>3080940

>>3080894
WHAT THE FUG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:49:56 No.3080914 Report

Quoted By: >>3080940

>>3080894
Worry not! I will stop them with my master aryan genes
*Summons MechaHitler*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:50:09 No.3080917 Report

Quoted By: >>3080925 >>3080931

>>3080901
go back to your cage, goyboi or else im going to have to douse you in hypochloric acid

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:50:22 No.3080921 Report

Quoted By: >>3081368

>>3080902
True lemme flip the pa-
Fuck
It's all porn of her and pauly wonder who put that there

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:50:46 No.3080925 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080917
*whimpers back into cage*

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:51:29 No.3080931 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080917
don't kill our ship mascot

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:52:42 No.3080938 Report

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*sees a small white gooey monster hiding but cant get to it in cage*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:52:53 No.3080940 Report

Quoted By: >>3080947 >>3080957 >>3080962

>>3080910
CAPTAIN! >>3080914 's MechaHitler isn't killing them fast enough, now there's a fucking billobamaclintonbernie hyperevolved jewkike
well shit we're all fucked at least i have this gas mask

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:53:30 No.3080947 Report

Quoted By: >>3080950 >>3080957

>>3080894
>>3080940
lemme just
>activates intensified zyklon b gas systems
>all of the kike space lizards dissolve into a puddle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:54:30 No.3080950 Report

Quoted By: >>3080958

>>3080947
HAHAHAH
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Bataillonen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:55:25 No.3080957 Report

Quoted By: >>3080971

>>3080940
come to think of it, this is actually the /leftypol/ militia trying to invade our ship to gain access to the /pol/ colony
>>3080947
good fucking job that buys me some more time now to get my gun loade- FUCCK theres UCBerkely ANTIFA traps and fags comeing through the portal now and they have gas masks and bike locks and tire irons

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:55:30 No.3080958 Report

Quoted By: >>3080970 >>3080976

>>3080950
im starting to think that you are a /pol/ doubleagent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ptCOgZqm Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:55:42 No.3080962 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080940
I'LL BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASSES
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
3 hits on target

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:56:22 No.3080968 Report

Quoted By:

*a gembois vomit is able to get rid of portals*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:56:24 No.3080970 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080958
/pol/ btfo

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:56:40 No.3080971 Report

Quoted By: >>3080993

>>3080957
dont worry they are too fat to get to us anyways
just vaporise them with the plasma flamethrowers in the armory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:57:20 No.3080976 Report

Quoted By: >>3080984 >>3080989 >>3081008

>>3080958
I-I CANT CONTROL IT ITS AGGHHHHH
*transforms into the literal embodiment of the white race*
Bask in my glory children

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6j4rjZuG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:57:31 No.3080980 Report

Quoted By: >>3080993

>>3080894
hey, be a little more ress-s-spectful, human.

you don't know the plight we lizard people had in S-Ssiberian gulagssss back in 2146.

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:57:56 No.3080984 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080976
*whimpers*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:58:19 No.3080989 Report

Quoted By: >>3081006

>>3080976
welp
>shoves you into portal

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:58:36 No.3080992 Report

Quoted By:

*coats himself in a tough casing*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:58:40 No.3080993 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080971
yes sir.
*vraaaaaaaaash*
ok no more ANTIFucks in here now to close the portals
fuck i dont know how
>>3080980
AAAAAA A KIKELIZARD WITH STEALTH ABILItieS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:59:31 No.3081001 Report

Quoted By: >>3081012

*vomits on portal causing it to close*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JeycZSg8 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:59:57 No.3081006 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080989
*Makes everyone realize they are inferior and build and aryan race empire*
You cannot stop perfection

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:00:07 No.3081008 Report

Quoted By: >>3081028

>>3080976
BTFO
*shoots head point blank with Gauss rifle*
good as dead. now back to business

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:01:06 No.3081012 Report

Quoted By: >>3081025

>>3081001
good goyboi, now i will let you come out, but don't vomit on the warp drive please, remember what happened last time

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:01:36 No.3081018 Report

Quoted By:

*i closed the portal

Gemboi

Gemboi ID:oxIlPvEL Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:02:11 No.3081025 Report

Quoted By: >>3081041

>>3081012
*man i wish i could talk*

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:02:20 No.3081028 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081008
I go back to my normal form

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:03:15 No.3081038 Report

Quoted By: >>3081054

Umm guys, i looked through the scanner's reports about the area surrounding the colony, seems that there is activity in the forest around them, closer inspection shows them to be mutt militias. what should we do about these

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:03:28 No.3081041 Report

Quoted By: >>3081053 >>3081057

>>3081025
now thats over
>chucks you into your cage
>quickly closes it
now can we all get out of the fucking ship already?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:04:33 No.3081053 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081041
not yet, there is movement in the forests around south west west about 32 miles away from our target, seems to be mutts moving into position for attack on the mineral refinery there

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:04:34 No.3081054 Report

Quoted By: >>3081060

>>3081038
oh fuck
the amerimutts are evolving
well, the /pol/ forces in the colony can deal with them
what we need to do is find the colony government first

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:04:53 No.3081057 Report

Quoted By: >>3081060 >>3081062

>>3081041
What should we do about mechahitler?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:05:40 No.3081060 Report

Quoted By: >>3081065 >>3081075

>>3081054
captain, should we keep >>3081057 locked up now that we know he was a /pol/ double agent

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:06:31 No.3081062 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081057
umm
squid kid can you teleport mecha hitler to somewhere like where the amerimutts are?

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:06:43 No.3081065 Report

Quoted By: >>3081073 >>3081075

>>3081060
I am not a double agent. its in my genes. i just need to learn how to control it!

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:08:01 No.3081073 Report

Quoted By: >>3081094

>>3081065
alright then explain the fucking swastika in your room

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:08:10 No.3081075 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081060
>>3081065
well
just to be safe
>pushes Mike into a crate
>locks crate

Deckhand Mike

Deckhand Mike ID:JeycZSg8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:10:00 No.3081094 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081073
THE SWASTIKA DOES NOT ONLY REPRESENT NAZIS! IT CAN ALSO REPRESENT SPIRITUALITY AS I AM TRYING TO REACH NIRVANA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:12:00 No.3081113 Report

Quoted By: >>3081132

now
we are just going to have to wait for /pol/ forces to be distracted by the amerimutts invading the mineral refinery so that we can exit the ship safely and get to where the government of the colony wants us to meet
so in the meantime
>sits on a chair and reads the morning /bant/er

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:14:16 No.3081132 Report

Quoted By: >>3081162

>>3081113
what's new today?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:18:24 No.3081162 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081132
hmm...
it seems that in this column PD, our medical and health minister of the /bant/ empire has currently disappeared from the /bant/ empire from the recent trial involving him and a kiwi that had scandals of sending lewds to other anons throughout the /bant/ empire and from a rumor that PD is underage

Chief of all plumbers

Chief of all plumbers ID:2MPglGQe Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:22:09 No.3081200 Report

Quoted By: >>3081232

What happened? Why are there dead bodies in the kitchen?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:25:08 No.3081232 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081200
umm
yeah some guy pissed in the warp core and the warp core started spouting monsters and shit and invaded the kitchen, but we killed all of them though
>continues reading the morning /bant/

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:29:27 No.3081266 Report

Quoted By: >>3081303

*pipe wrench falls on head*
*starts blacking out*
*sees Mr mittens knocking something over then breaking part of the dimethyl chloro oxidase condenser pump*
*starts a fire*
*fire keeps growing by the second*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:31:54 No.3081291 Report

Quoted By: >>3081326

ahhh man, my head hurts like shit and NOW THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING FIRE IN THE WARP ENGINE NOW AND THE BOSONIC MATTER IS STARTING TO WARP INTO ANOTHER PORTAL THIS TIME TO EARTH AND MR MITTENS HAS BEEN COOKED ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:33:05 No.3081303 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081266
OH WHAT THE FUCK
>fire team comes
>tries to spray the fire but only stops it from growing

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:34:51 No.3081320 Report

Quoted By:

mmmm I wonder why the chef didn't cook Mr mittens already... Uma delicia

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:35:12 No.3081326 Report

Quoted By: >>3081352

>>3081291
well shit
wait
>opens gemboi's cage and grabs gemboi
>aims gemboi's mouth at opening portal
>gemboi proceeds to barf all over the portal and fire
>the portal closes and the fire is quickly extinguished
>the room now smells of vomit

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:36:50 No.3081352 Report

Quoted By: >>3081368 >>3081373

>>3081326
>still some bosonic matter condensing
>condenses into a fucking wormhole
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa.....

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:38:57 No.3081368 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081352
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
now how do we fix this problem
>>3080921
can you please try and close this wormhole for us squid kid?
ill give you some beer

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:39:33 No.3081373 Report

Quoted By: >>3081383

>>3081352
*lands on head*
*wormhole disappears*
woah... what is this place oh look at tha- HOLY FUCK THERE'S A GIANT CRAB AFTER MY ASSS

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:41:04 No.3081383 Report

Quoted By: >>3081397

>>3081373
a giant crab?
>whips out flamethrower
>rains fire upon giant crab
SEEMS LIKE COOKED CRAB IS ON THE MENU BOYS

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:BCEuc8AA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:43:14 No.3081397 Report

Quoted By: >>3081415

>>3081383
Uhh the wormhole closed and I already shot it dead and I'm cooking it right now

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:45:05 No.3081415 Report

Quoted By: >>3081503

>>3081397
man
i havent had something to eat in a long time
maybe we can try to bring this crab to the monsters in the cafeteria to make some calamari out of this stuff

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:FgLKzvlB Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:53:07 No.3081503 Report

Quoted By: >>3081519 >>3081527

>>3081415
The wormhole closed and I am on the other side
crap

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:FgLKzvlB Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:54:25 No.3081519 Report

Quoted By: >>3081560

>>3081503
at least I have my intergalactic hologlasses with communicators installed

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:55:01 No.3081527 Report

Quoted By: >>3081594

>>3081503
better get squid kid to teleport you back then
>eats some crab meat

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:FgLKzvlB Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:56:57 No.3081560 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081519
Let's look on the maps and it seems like DEAR MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST AND ALL OF THE LEADERS OF THE USSR I AM 30.204 PC AWAY AAAAAAA

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:FgLKzvlB Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:00:27 No.3081594 Report

Quoted By: >>3081628

>>3081527
boi the crab ain't there its on my side of the wormhole

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:03:41 No.3081628 Report

Quoted By: >>3081640

>>3081594
oh shit
well then
>>3080879
can you teleport back the engine worker squid kid?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:05:26 No.3081640 Report

Quoted By: >>3081662 >>3081675

>>3081628
*reading diary in room*
Wait what?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:FgLKzvlB Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:08:33 No.3081662 Report

Quoted By: >>3081675

>>3081640
What's your teleportation range?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:09:59 No.3081675 Report

Quoted By: >>3081717

>>3081640
*teleports him back*
Ok I just a call from admiral and he told me that I am now in control of the ship
>>3081662
Anywhere and everywhere

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:15:15 No.3081717 Report

Quoted By: >>3081828

>>3081675
WHAT
I AM THE CAPTAIN SO I AM THE ONE THATS SUPPOSED TO CONTROL THE SHIP
LET ME TALK TO ADMIRAL OTTO

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:k4SK9uv/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:16:26 No.3081815 Report

Quoted By:

*blasts mecha-hitler out the hangerbay airlock while hes in mecha-hitler recharge mode* "BYE MECHA HITLER!!!! :D"

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:17:25 No.3081828 Report

Quoted By: >>3081841

>>3081717
Sure
*hands phone*
I'm going to continue mastu- I mean reading kizumas diary

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:18:42 No.3081841 Report

Quoted By: >>3081864

>>3081828
>I'm going to continue mastu-
GIVE ME THE FUCKING DIARY RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE GROUNDED

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:20:05 No.3081864 Report

Quoted By: >>3081908 >>3081910

>>3081841
No

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:23:00 No.3081908 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081864
What are you going to do about it?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:23:04 No.3081910 Report

Quoted By: >>3081940

>>3081864
GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW ALONG WITH THE PHONE

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:24:35 No.3081928 Report

Quoted By: >>3081940 >>3081943

the doctor is back
what did I miss?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:26:00 No.3081940 Report

Quoted By: >>3081952 >>3081953

>>3081910
*throws phone*
I just wanna 'read' the diary for a bit longer
>>3081928
A few stuff

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:26:41 No.3081943 Report

Quoted By:

>>3081928
hi again Dr. Hukto
is it ok if you genetically grow a new left hand for me after i deal with squid kid?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:27:19 No.3081952 Report

Quoted By: >>3081957

>>3081940
WHAT ARE YOU USING THE DIARY FOR

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:27:33 No.3081953 Report

Quoted By: >>3081970

>>3081940
what happened with the hand I gave you last time?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:28:22 No.3081957 Report

Quoted By: >>3082010

>>3081952
Stuff
Also don't you have to start a uprising?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:30:53 No.3081970 Report

Quoted By: >>3081996

>>3081953
oh shit you gave me a hand last thread?
or are you talking about the hand you gave me that got infected by the amerimutt bacteria?

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:33:34 No.3081996 Report

Quoted By: >>3082003

>>3081970
doesn't matter, I'm heading to the lab and making a new hand for you

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:34:54 No.3082003 Report

Quoted By: >>3082021 >>3082029 >>3082085

>>3081996
Can I help as Well?
Also why is there white stuff coming out of my peepee?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:35:38 No.3082010 Report

Quoted By: >>3082018

>>3081957
i have to wait until the /pol/ forces are distracted though you little shit
look, just give me the fucking phone ok?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:36:36 No.3082018 Report

Quoted By: >>3082035

>>3082010
I already gave it you its in your pocket
*continues reading diary*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:37:15 No.3082021 Report

Quoted By:

>>3082003

Squid kid

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Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:38:25 No.3082029 Report

Quoted By:

>>3082003

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:38:47 No.3082035 Report

Quoted By: >>3082059

>>3082018
...fine
>dials phone
Admiral Otto, you there?
i am just wondering wHY YOU PUT SQUID KID IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE SHIP INSTEAD OF ME?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:40:06 No.3082059 Report

Quoted By: >>3082073

>>3082035
Because I felt like it

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:41:32 No.3082073 Report

Quoted By: >>3082084

>>3082059
WHAT
WHY NOT ME

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:42:50 No.3082084 Report

Quoted By: >>3082093

>>3082073
Because I wanna see what squid kid does

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:43:01 No.3082085 Report

Quoted By: >>3082094

>>3082003
no, stay away
here, take this cup and fill it, I need your genes to make a sick cyborg-squid-humanoid hand for the Cap

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:44:16 No.3082093 Report

Quoted By: >>3082099

>>3082084
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
DID SQUID KID HYPNOTIZE YOU?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:44:26 No.3082094 Report

Quoted By: >>3082101

>>3082085
With water?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:45:03 No.3082099 Report

Quoted By: >>3082116

>>3082093
He already confirmed it
So now bow down to me

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:45:07 No.3082101 Report

Quoted By: >>3082129

>>3082094
No! fill it with the peepee stuff

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:46:50 No.3082116 Report

Quoted By: >>3082129

>>3082099
DAMN YOU SQUID KID
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJBDFSUXYVTSUFSVUAEKWVDUYFSFVCUAEADFVXAAVVFEUSDVFGCSVHDVGFVGFGVSDVGFDSJVZGRXDSEBVCYJFCFDSDFVCXZSASBNMFDMCFGCCDG

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:47:51 No.3082129 Report

Quoted By: >>3082141

>>3082101
Piss?
>>3082116
Stop bitching and deal with it

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:49:09 No.3082141 Report

Quoted By: >>3082149 >>3082161

>>3082129
you know what, don't do anything, I will make a different type of hand

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:49:37 No.3082149 Report

Quoted By: >>3082226

>>3082141
what kind of hand?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:51:09 No.3082161 Report

Quoted By: >>3082206 >>3082226

>>3082141
*hands you the cup*
I put the white stuff in there
Oh what's this?
*picks up needle*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:56:41 No.3082206 Report

Quoted By: >>3082227

>>3082161
It says aids on it
I'm going to stab captain with it

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:59:01 No.3082226 Report

Quoted By: >>3082320

>>3082149
surprise surprise
>>3082161
wait, don't do anything with that

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 01:59:23 No.3082227 Report

Quoted By: >>3082234

>>3082206
NO DONT FUCKING DO IT
>puts on plot armour

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:00:12 No.3082234 Report

Quoted By: >>3082252

>>3082227
>pulls out plot needle
Checkmate

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:01:56 No.3082252 Report

Quoted By: >>3082309

>>3082234
WHAT THE FUCK SQUID KID
OK FINE ILL BOW DOWN
JUST DONT STAB ME WITH THAT
IF YOU STAB ME WITH THAT I WILL DIE

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:09:15 No.3082309 Report

Quoted By: >>3082320 >>3082323

>>3082252
Now search kizumas room and bring me anything that can suit my needs

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:11:31 No.3082320 Report

Quoted By: >>3082323 >>3082340

>>3082309
And you know what I want
>>3082226
What do you want with it?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:11:59 No.3082323 Report

Quoted By: >>3082343

>>3082309
>>3082320
WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:ntP217UB Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:12:31 No.3082328 Report

Quoted By: >>3082340 >>3082343

>>3080373
THERE ARE TOO MANY FURRIES ON THIS SHIP

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:14:25 No.3082340 Report

Quoted By: >>3082345 >>3082365

>>3082328
there are no furries on board, they aren't allowed to have a function
>>3082320
with the needle?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:14:33 No.3082343 Report

Quoted By: >>3082365

>>3082328
Oh fuck no round them up and execute them by firing squad
>>3082323
You know what I want
Anything that can help me blackmail her

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:15:03 No.3082345 Report

Quoted By: >>3082368

>>3082340
The cup

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:17:41 No.3082365 Report

Quoted By: >>3082368 >>3082380

>>3082340
(please help me)
>>3082343
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fine
>searches kizuna's room
>grabs diary
>grabs security camera in the room and its footage files
>secretly turns on AI

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:18:05 No.3082368 Report

Quoted By: >>3082380 >>3082391

>>3082345
leave it on that desk over there
>>3082365
what's wrong Captain?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:20:16 No.3082380 Report

Quoted By: >>3082391 >>3082396

>>3082368
I don't know and already did
What are you going to use the peepee stuff for?
>>3082365
What's taking you so long?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:21:03 No.3082391 Report

Quoted By: >>3082414

>>3082368
(please try to convince squid kid to not stab me)
>>30823454
>>3082380
alright, here is some stuff that you can use
>hands you diary and security camera footage

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:22:04 No.3082396 Report

Quoted By: >>3082405 >>3082414

>>3082380
I will use the genetic material to form a byonic hand for the captain.... apart from that.. where's the needle? I need it in this precise moment

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:23:41 No.3082405 Report

Quoted By: >>3082410 >>3082414

>>3082396
wait
are you going to inject the needle into my new hand and try to infect me with AIDS?

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:24:21 No.3082410 Report

Quoted By:

>>3082405
I'm working on another project

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:24:43 No.3082414 Report

Quoted By: >>3082423

>>3082391
I'm going to mastu-review the footage
>>3082396
Already teleported to you
>>3082405
It never had aids
I also stole your plot armour the only one in existence

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:26:08 No.3082423 Report

Quoted By: >>3082435

>>3082414
shit
that was some expensive plot armor too....

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:28:24 No.3082435 Report

Quoted By: >>3082441

>>3082423
It's mine now
Only a few more to go till I can take control of the squid empi-
Oh wait I'm speaking aloud aren't I?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:29:06 No.3082441 Report

Quoted By: >>3082451 >>3082454

>>3082435
>squid empire
WHAT

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:30:13 No.3082451 Report

Quoted By: >>3082498

>>3082441
You don't need to know

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:ntP217UB Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:30:24 No.3082454 Report

Quoted By: >>3082469

>>3082441
I SHOT ALL OF THE FURRIES OUT OF OUR TORPEDOS SIR!

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:32:46 No.3082469 Report

Quoted By:

>>3082454
Thank lord

the clown

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the clown ID:phhKxbtZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:33:42 No.3082480 Report

Quoted By: >>3082490 >>3082497

honk honk honk honk

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:34:41 No.3082490 Report

Quoted By: >>3082940

>>3082480
Hello there

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:35:38 No.3082497 Report

Quoted By: >>3082940

>>3082480
I remember there was a spanishanon who was the clown
Now we have 2

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:35:40 No.3082498 Report

Quoted By: >>3082522

>>3082451
HEYHEYHEYHEY
WHAT IS THIS SQUID EMPIRE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:38:07 No.3082522 Report

Quoted By: >>3082537

>>3082498
You don't need to know

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:39:14 No.3082537 Report

Quoted By: >>3082573

>>3082522
BUT WHAT IF I DO NEED TO KNOW?
ARE YOU PLANNING ON CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:42:26 No.3082573 Report

Quoted By: >>3082929

>>3082537
Maybe
Also mind signing this paper

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:46:32 No.3082929 Report

Quoted By: >>3082931

>>3082573
what paper?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:47:03 No.3082931 Report

Quoted By: >>3083008

>>3082929
It's just a paper please sign it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:phhKxbtZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:47:24 No.3082940 Report

Quoted By: >>3082965

>>3082497
it's a reference to a video game based on this exact premise called space station 13

>>3082490

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:49:47 No.3082965 Report

Quoted By: >>3082979

>>3082940
Well I learned somthing today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:phhKxbtZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:51:08 No.3082979 Report

Quoted By: >>3083003

>>3082965
I used to be addicted to it for ages and I was bretty good but I got banned from my favourite server, check it out if you're interested

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:53:40 No.3083003 Report

Quoted By: >>3083013

>>3082979
Why did you get banned?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:54:16 No.3083008 Report

Quoted By: >>3083020

>>3082931
what if i say no?
can i look at the back of the paper?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:phhKxbtZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:55:03 No.3083013 Report

Quoted By: >>3083020

>>3083003
I killed the clown by throwing a top hat at them 100 times without being an antag

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:55:58 No.3083020 Report

Quoted By: >>3083034

>>3083008
Sure it's just a paper that I will be forever indebted to you
>>3083013
Well if I ever see a clown again I will just throw a top hat at it until it dies

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:57:03 No.3083034 Report

Quoted By: >>3083052

>>3083020
indebted?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 02:59:02 No.3083052 Report

Quoted By: >>3083108

>>3083034
I am your servant basically

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:03:14 No.3083108 Report

Quoted By: >>3083119

>>3083052
is there any catches to this?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:CC5r3vm3 Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:04:12 No.3083119 Report

Quoted By: >>3083328

>>3083108
Nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HhzyMbaA Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:24:19 No.3083317 Report

Quoted By:

>we'll arrive at the destination very soon, captain

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:26:37 No.3083328 Report

Quoted By:

>>3083119
then why do i see a very thin line of ink on the paper next to where i sign?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tb6bio/6 Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:32:55 No.3083364 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080373
chief space janitor reporting this week's activities:

-on first day of space week at 0950 space hours, called to space loo. overflowing shit in space toilets coupled with loss of vacuum flush coated entire space loo with fine layer of shit. corn was noted.

-on third day of space week at 1215 space hours, piss tanks ruptured in space janitor lunch room. recommend moving deurinators to another area of the ship.

-on fourth day of space week space mops were found to be all broken in half. Storage room proximity to space high school is thought to be a contributing factor. Space janitorial staff has since been using the broken 2.5 long space mops to clean ship in the mean time. recommend phasing out 1837 A.D. mop design of wood and looped yarn with new laser and plasma versions developed 50 years ago. Although management determined the 0.05 space credit cost differential was non-viable at last staff meeting we feel the advantage of not having to manually wring out shit and piss in the 0-g environment and resulting contamination of our staff would be worth the increased efficiency cost as well as giving the rest of the crew more incentive to actually interact with us instead of habitually avoiding all interactions.

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:TbXAyBEG Sun 26 Nov 2017 03:52:31 No.3083484 Report

Quoted By:

hey guys I'm back and WHY ARE THERE CORPSES WITH CUM ALL OVER THEM IN THE ENGINE ROOM!?
AND WHY IS MR. MITTEN'S SKELTON OVER THERE-oh wait now I remember, mmmm. BUT WHERE IS EVERYONE

Corporal Jon

Corporal Jon ID:KyAkExee Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:01:14 No.3083546 Report

Quoted By:

Some asshat stole my laptop. WHO TOOK IT?!

A Red Shirt

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:25:04 No.3083739 Report

Quoted By: >>3083853 >>3084304

>wakes up from cryogenic sleep
Hey guys are we there ye.....

Dr.Hutko

Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:32:33 No.3083809 Report

Quoted By: >>3084269 >>3084338

where da xeno wymen at?

A Red Shirt

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:36:22 No.3083853 Report

Quoted By: >>3083926

>>3083739
okay, can someone please~ fill me in ON WHY THE WARP ENGINE IS ON FIRE, THE FLOOR IS LITTERED WITH CUMSTAINS, AND and AnD WHY THERE ARE FROZEN FURRIES OUTSIDE THE SHIP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YenmBbML Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:38:09 No.3083870 Report

Quoted By: >>3083930

*Sends 8 petabytes of futa porn to all the neighboring systems*

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:43:28 No.3083926 Report

Quoted By: >>3083979

>>3083853
Had to get rid of them somehow

A Red Shirt

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:44:03 No.3083930 Report

Quoted By: >>3084007

>>3083870
MY EYES!

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:47:15 No.3083979 Report

Quoted By: >>3084029 >>3084039 >>3084072

>>3083926
Get rid of WHAT exactly? There's a kajillion things floating out there that all look like they've been spaced!

Speaking of which, I think I see Corporal Jon's laptop out there...

Dr.Hutko

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Dr.Hutko ID:kUoIfiXA Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:49:21 No.3084007 Report

Quoted By:

>>3083930
good post

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:51:09 No.3084029 Report

Quoted By: >>3084044 >>3084081

>>3083979
He had a bunch of cp so I got rid of the computer also the furries were trying to destroy the engine

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:51:57 No.3084039 Report

Quoted By:

>>3083979
Also they were fapping to the engine

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:52:23 No.3084044 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084029
Of his*

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:55:08 No.3084072 Report

Quoted By:

>>3083979
The rest of the stuff is trash, half of the black crew members, furry porn magazines, lolicon (the fresh out of the womb kind) and Jon he was gay anyways

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:55:32 No.3084081 Report

Quoted By: >>3084097 >>3084108

>>3084029
Woah woah woah, woah. What the hell happened while I was in cryosleep?

Did we somehow skim Slaanesh's tier of the warp and suddenly furries, or were we infiltrated?

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:57:10 No.3084097 Report

Quoted By: >>3084104 >>3084154

>>3084081
I found that they were janitors on board the ship and on of the others just appeared during warp

A Red Shirt

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:58:29 No.3084104 Report

Quoted By: >>3084132 >>3084154

>>3084097
Eugh, this reeks of Chaos shenanigans
Okay, how bad is the casualty rate?

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 04:58:39 No.3084108 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084081
Also rabbi David Goldberg infiltrated the ship via smaller ship and so i pushed him off

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:01:13 No.3084132 Report

Quoted By: >>3084167

>>3084104
15 furries, 20 black crew members one rabbi, two high ranking officers (Jon and Abdul), a 2,000 dollars worth of furry porn magazines and one laptop

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:03:34 No.3084154 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084097
One*
>>3084104
Since we picked up the black crew members at a market selling black people we have lost 22,000 dollars worth of equipment

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:04:39 No.3084167 Report

Quoted By: >>3084219

>>3084132
Hmm, acceptable at least. I've seen worse reports.

Okay, can we get the power running on the sensors at least? I'd hate to be unaware of a /pol/ish ambush somewhere nearby?

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:11:09 No.3084219 Report

Quoted By: >>3084246 >>3084258

>>3084167
Negative the secondary generator is severely damaged and the damage control is on their fap break the only thing that works are the engines, maps, escape pods, turrets and headlights all computers are out so is radar and the lights coms are still operational but severely limited

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:14:43 No.3084246 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084219
fine, ill go order the damage control group to stop fapping and help fix the secondary generator

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:16:20 No.3084258 Report

Quoted By: >>3084276 >>3084285 >>3084299

>>3084219
*starts floating*
Shit, better add gravity systems to the list.

Okay, we'll improvise for sensors. Grab a random engineer and tell him to stick this potato battery in the reactor. Then have the sudden burst of energy shoot every gun in random directions and see what it hits.

Also, after that's lunch break, but all I see in the fridge is pistachios and coke

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:17:18 No.3084269 Report

Quoted By: >>3084281

>>3083809

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:18:09 No.3084276 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084258
there are monsters in the cafeteria that make some good ravioli

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:18:32 No.3084281 Report

Quoted By: >>3084294

>>3084269
Calm down, it's just some healthy experimentations with lethal chemicals and dissection, no heresy here

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:18:55 No.3084285 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084258
Affirmative I heading to the janitor area

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:20:21 No.3084294 Report

Quoted By: >>3084297 >>3084311

>>3084281
The janitor is on his way and they room is flooded in three feet of semen

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:20:38 No.3084297 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084294
The*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:20:48 No.3084299 Report

Quoted By: >>3084311 >>3084332

>>3084258
we probably need the whole engineering team to stick the potato battery in and repair the reactor with it

Corporal Jon

Corporal Jon ID:KyAkExee Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:22:05 No.3084304 Report

Quoted By: >>3084338 >>3084343 >>3084378

>>3083739
Which one of you faggots clogged all of the toilets with this heretical bullshit!

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:23:07 No.3084311 Report

Quoted By: >>3084338 >>3084351

>>3084294
Eugh, remind me to lower fapping break from one hour to 30 minutes later...

>>3084299
Nah, all we need is an engineer with a good throwing arm, all it needs to do is...
[*one long-winded technobabble expalantion later*]
..and we'll have enough power to charge a full volley in all directions

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:25:45 No.3084332 Report

Quoted By: >>3084345

>>3084299
We have received a boarding request from captain ivanov what should we do

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:26:26 No.3084338 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084311
.... sounds good!
>>3084304
not me
you should probably ask >>3083809

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:26:55 No.3084343 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084304
Oh hey, Jon, I think someone spaced your laptop along with the furfags, I'd suggest you go get it before the vaccuum decides to fuck your battery power to nothing.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:26:57 No.3084345 Report

Quoted By: >>3084359 >>3084368

>>3084332
who the fuck is Captain Ivanov?

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:27:47 No.3084351 Report

Quoted By: >>3084389

>>3084311
Affirmative I will tell the rest of the staff to report to the engine room

Maps indicate that we are heading for an asteroid belt

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:28:21 No.3084359 Report

Quoted By: >>3084389

>>3084345
Oh...uhh...

Remember that time we got lost in the /a/mpire of /m/echanoids?...

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:29:08 No.3084368 Report

Quoted By: >>3084397 >>3084414

>>3084345
Captain of the cruiser aroura his ship is on it's last leg and he's requesting for us to allow the crew to board while his ship is fixed

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:30:07 No.3084378 Report

Quoted By: >>3084405

>>3084304
Jon you left your laptop open, why was there cp on your laptop

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:31:06 No.3084389 Report

Quoted By: >>3084400

>>3084359
i dont think i remember that
although i do remember a guy from /m/ boarding our ship
>>3084351
boi
our ship is currently on the ground in a colony city and not in space near an asteroid belt

A Red Shirt

A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:31:54 No.3084397 Report

Quoted By: >>3084410

>>3084368
FUCK NO DON'TLETHIMIN!..uh
*ahem*
Tell him to hold a bit.
(Offside to the gunner)
"Hey, can you adjust 3 railguns to mark 0.0.34? Yeah, at the giant ugly ass ship, thanks."

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:32:06 No.3084400 Report

Quoted By: >>3084422

>>3084389
We'll in that case either the map isn't working or we are about to experience a meteor shower

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:32:35 No.3084405 Report

Quoted By: >>3084419

>>3084378
>Jon you left your laptop open, why was there cp on your laptop
what

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:33:36 No.3084410 Report

Quoted By: >>3084418

>>3084397
They're oxygen is depleting and their ship is burning they are abandoning their ship

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:33:51 No.3084414 Report

Quoted By: >>3084422 >>3084434

>>3084368
heyheyheyhey, i still dont know who those guys are
i am not sure if they are /pol/ forces or not
do not let them in

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:34:14 No.3084418 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084410
they can seek help from the colony city then

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:34:24 No.3084419 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084405
I threw his laptop out of the ship after finding cp on it

A Red Shirt

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:34:48 No.3084422 Report

Quoted By: >>3084434 >>3084444

>>3084400
Wait wut, a meteor showe...

...SHIELDS, GET THE GODDAMN SHIELDS ON RIGHT NOW! WE HAVE NO SHIELDS AND A FUCCTON OF METEORS?

>>3084414
We've already fired on em. Good, they deserve it for the Jock Strap incident

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:36:04 No.3084434 Report

Quoted By: >>3084441

>>3084414
>>3084422
Affirmative I can see 17 escape pods deployed one is heading for us

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:36:51 No.3084441 Report

Quoted By: >>3084464

>>3084434
Wait, right at us?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:36:58 No.3084444 Report

Quoted By: >>3084452 >>3084500

>>3084422
WAIT
DONT FUCKING FIRE AT THEM

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:38:20 No.3084452 Report

Quoted By: >>3084463

>>3084444
Shit, quads enforce!

CEASE FIRE DAMMIT, GUNNER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

(haha I said nothing)

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:39:35 No.3084463 Report

Quoted By: >>3084466 >>3084468

>>3084452
hhhhh
alright, i guess their shields didnt do anything to their ship
i will talk to them myself

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:39:44 No.3084464 Report

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>>3084441
Affirmative one is heading for the docking port the other appears to be heading for our starboard side the crew in that one appears to be unconscious or dead

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:40:09 No.3084466 Report

Quoted By: >>3084473

>>3084463
Oh also, we're out of power again.

The fucker in engineeeing decided to eat the potato battery instead of throw it in the reactor.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:40:23 No.3084468 Report

Quoted By: >>3084482

>>3084463
dammit i mean the shields didn't make the bullets do anything to their ship

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:41:19 No.3084473 Report

Quoted By: >>3084498 >>3084514

>>3084466
dont worry
we have a backup potato battery
and if that fails we always have a lemon battery

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:42:00 No.3084482 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084468
Affirmative captain, their shields didn't do anything to their shields

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:43:32 No.3084498 Report

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>>3084473
Sir, that lemon battery is for bounty purposes. We don't want Felixposter, Destroyer of Sexuality on our asses again if we lose it.

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:43:36 No.3084500 Report

Quoted By: >>3084514 >>3084526 >>3084530

>>3084444
I can confirm captain ivanov is dead the escape pod docked with our ship her crew is first officer Dmitri kuzimov, janitor Boris kamov and gunner Anatoli kushenkov should I let them in

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:44:52 No.3084514 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084473
Sir, I highly suggest we do not allow them in! >>3084500

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:45:41 No.3084526 Report

Quoted By: >>3084544 >>3084560

>>3084500
hmm
it seems that they were hired as /pol/ troops since they have red armbands
well we can always hire them as slaves or maybe even hire them as part of the /bant/ crew

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The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:46:06 No.3084530 Report

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>>3084500
Affirmative I will tell them to wait

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:47:25 No.3084544 Report

Quoted By: >>3084554

>>3084526
Seems sort of risky sir, the /pol/ish are quite vain and spiteful. They might harbor ill will torwards us in a long spanning vendetta

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:48:08 No.3084554 Report

Quoted By: >>3084579

>>3084544
well... we can just imprison them as hostages

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The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:48:50 No.3084560 Report

Quoted By: >>3084568

>>3084526
They have said that they have another crew member (larisa kuzikov) unconscious under their seat

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:49:44 No.3084568 Report

Quoted By: >>3084579 >>3084600

>>3084560
can you run x-ray scanners on the pod to confirm that she is unconscious?

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:51:05 No.3084579 Report

Quoted By: >>3084600 >>3084603 >>3084855

>>3084554
Ah shit good point.

Hold up imma go calibrate some thingimabobbers, i'll be back at the worst possible time

>>3084568
Aren't sensors down right now?

The fifth mate

The fifth mate ID:1o2RtkO/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:53:00 No.3084600 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084579
Sensors are connected to the main generator and are operational
>>3084568
Scanning.... I can confirm she is and they all are unarmed

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 05:53:15 No.3084603 Report

Quoted By:

>>3084579
well the potato battery was already inserted into the secondary generator, but the lemon battery had to be fixed in too in order for the secondary generator to fully work
other than that, the sensers should be working now

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:+FEjkg9U Sun 26 Nov 2017 06:29:03 No.3084855 Report

Quoted By: >>3084877

>>3084579
what are you exactly calibrating though?

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A Red Shirt ID:khGOGhpC Sun 26 Nov 2017 06:31:40 No.3084877 Report

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>>3084855
DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M CALIBRATING.

It's distracting

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